Things Men Would Do if Granted the Power of Invisibility
Things Men Would Do if Granted the Power of Invisibility
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Very true. Also FIRST.
True indeed.
Yeah, when I was invisible, I used to be in women’s locker room.
so very true
And proud of it
Hopefully, this graph doesn’t represent reality particularly well.
Oh, but it does.
Seems like a pubescent behavior. Reminds me of 5th grade when guys would dash into the girls’ shower after gym class. But at least back then they had somewhat of an excuse for their behavior. Adults, not so much.
Yeah, because adult men never watch porn. which is…um, naked women.
Well, watching porn is not the same as running into locker rooms to spy on women. The latter being invasion of privacy and disrespectful, not to mention pointless when there’s, as stated, PORN on the INTERNET.
But there is a difference between listening to Wicked! on CD and going to see it live in the theatre.
But is that really ALL it is? I think you’re missing the point of porn.
Well, except the ten roughly 10% of the red chunk that should say “Sneak into men’s locker rooms”
OMG! You didn’t even mention ‘become a klepto’.
nor was ‘follow someone around at random and make them think a ghost is haunting them’
That is exactly what I would do.
I would probably become a klepto. Eavesdropping, and women’s locker rooms don’t really appeal to me.
Yeah, just because you’re not supposed to see/hear it doesn’t automatically make it interesting. There’s always a use for stuff though, food if nothing else.
I’d prefer to prank people, or fake hauntings. Maybe I’d “liberate” a few expensive luxuries from the store.
Me? I’d “liberate the DEEDS to the store. Tee hee
Whoa. Never saw that coming. Not even from a mile away. Nuh-uh. Not once. Nebbah.
Damn gays, they have it all.
What on earth are you talking about?
I KNOW!!! ^_^
Is she implying that Teh Gays have invisibility technology and aren’t sharing it? *shakes fist in air* Damn you Gays! Is this part of your GAY Agenda I keep hearing about from Glenn Beck & Bill Oreilly? I may have to rethink my support of gay rights if they won’t share!
LOL!!!! Squid you are too much!
You thought squid was joking? Oh that’s so cute!
*activates camo*
If scientists ever figure out invisibility, they won’t tell anybody because they’ll be too busy sneaking into women’s locker rooms.
I would hope scientists, being people of reasonable intelligence, are above that.
Well, sure after the novelty wore off *fwap fwap fwap*
You know, there is PORN on the INTERNET if you want to see naked women.
WHAT! Nekid peoples on teh interwebs! I always thought 2 girls 1 cup was about 2 girls sharing some cool aid out of the last cup at a church picnic!
You do seem to be protesting a great deal about men not doing this…. Is this because you really don’t get why men might want to see live naked women, or because you do get it and don’t want to admit it?
The former. If I want to see naked women I am fully capable of using the Internet instead of invading someone’s privacy.
This is like comparing masturbation to sex…
The method for comparison is the same. You take into account effort, risks, chance of success and reward, as well as the consequences for other people and your morals, then you choose.
Yeah, Nash, but *live naked flesh* i think, is the point of the hypothetical invisible exercise. But if you are suggesting, like i’m gonna suggest, that if you snuck most women’s locker rooms, you’d break neck trying to sneak back out, ‘cuz hate to break it to ya, but most folk don’t look like the naked womens in most porn… I’ve been in a few women’s locker rooms, and babes, gotta tell ya, some days, i wish i was blind, lol!!!
Live or not isn’t important. Besides, the only time I care about looking at naked women is when jacking off, and I’m not gonna go around jacking off in locker rooms, even if we disregard the invasion of privacy factor.
Not to place my values on you Nash, but wouldn’t you like to look at naked women more than just for self pleasuring purposes? Sure the one is ok but what if you have a willing partner you are going to make sweet, sweet love with, wouldn’t you want to see her naked too?
That is a very hypothetical situation, and I was talking about in practice.
Unless you’re gay.
Should say ‘and really awesome women’
I love being stereotyped.
invisibility is a flawed premise. if you were invisible your eyes would be invisible and so you wouldn’t be able to see, that’s how your eyes work. light reflects in your eyes. if they’re invisible then light can’t reflect in them, the light would just pass through them.
OK then, color me “detection-impaired.”
We said invisible. Not non-functional. Just because a chameleon is able to blend in doesn’t mean you can stick your hand through him.
Oooh, biology WIN
camouflage is not invisibility. that would be like a person with a flamethrower saying he has the super power of control fire
depends on how hard you try *squish*
But it’s not you that’s becoming invisible – it’s the thing your wearing. And if they can create mirrors that let light through one way, and reflect it another, then why can’t they create a little bit of material that does the same, so you can see out of it and not walk in to things? (Well – unless you’ve snuck in to the locker rooms, then bumping in to things might not be so bad….)
If an actual person could become invisible (rather than just the cloak/jacket/etc they are wearing) then that would be magic, and since it is magic, it would take account of the seeing problem and make sure you aren’t completely blind. Because that’s what magic does
it says “power of invisibility”
i don’t understand what you mean by “it’s the things YOU’RE (YOU ARE) wearing” and how it correlates POWERS
but then you contradict your first argument with “magic”
pick one and stick with it
until you do i’ll be working on obtaining the super power of containing my sexyness
Um, Copter, that’s awful, why you gotta ruin the gab with your sloppy handwaving? (just kiddin’)
that’s what she said
I’d be able to kill people more often…
hmmm… honestly, for me the main attraction is the chance to know The Truth about all those rumours etc… I mean, girls locker room is understandable, but CIA headquarters, the Pentagon, The Oval Office, the Kremlin, the UN…. thats cool.
And no, that doesn’t come under the heading of “Secret Govt Operative”, ’cause i sure as hell wouldn’t be working for them. Recording Top Secret discussions and releasing the recording on the internet, more like.
Of course, perhaps i’m just a paranoid information junkie…
Area 51. That’s where I’d go.
Area 51? Don’t they have a secret LOLing base there so that they can control teh intertubes? (Just joking)
-talking into walkie-talkie while shifting quick glances to make sure no one’s looking-
They know…
The only sad thing about that fantasy, is that when presented with The Truth, most people don’t do jack with it. That is, they backpedal and spend a great deal of time trying to unknow what they know. It’s not quite possible, but given our nation’s history, we do a pretty good job of it most days…
Oh come on! Superhero needs to be much bigger. I agree the many would sneak into locker rooms but superhero is pretty awesome!
My brain is processing info really slowing right now, but exactly what *heroic* thing could be achieved with invisibility that one couldn’t do otherwise? Just curious. Not quite getting the whole invisible superhero thing… Now if we were talking about flight, second sight, or some form of immortality or what have you….
Covert information gathering to expose particularly nasty governmental/corporate secrets and upload them to the Internet. Or you could be a sneaky assassin and kill the evil people of the world.
Guess it depends upon your idea of heroic.
I would kick wiener dogs.
I would use it to fake my own death, and then watch people cry at the funeral.
Why wait until you’re invisible when you could do that publicly? Anyone who has had the ‘pleasure’ of knowing a wiener dog would cheer you on.
And they would kick you back because dogs (and most other animals) have far better senses than any human ever could, invisible or not
They’d probably bite your azz before you even got close enough to sneak up on them, lol!
HAHAHAHAHA. Wet dream of a hollow man!
I would have sapped more sentrys.
I like to burn your kind to a crisp.
I’d be a secret agent of my own personal agenda.
heterosexist – I wanted to stare up close in men’s locker rooms.
I put my vote on the red portion because if all the men are given a power of invisibility they would definately sneak into women’s locker room and God! please keep this power away from these men….
Yeah, that sounds like somthing I would do:p
you would want to see women naked and invade their privacy when
you could have the internet??? shame…
id steal a couple of things too, i mean y not. maybe freak ppl out while im at it
as 10% of men are gay, then the little bits should cover that much for obvious reasons
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