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Although if you had to remember to do something at midnight, that would be quite handy.
For example if you were Cinderella.
More bars in more places????
Probability of spelling words wrong… 100%
More like “Possability” of him spelling words correctly… 0%
+900 points to both of you.
I assumed someone always checked submissions, but I guess not. This is one of the more dull graphs I’ve seen, too, so it’s not like it was just dying to get out on the Internet.
You both fail. For several reasons. Probability of spelling probability correctly: 50%
Sentence. Fragment. Fail.
Correction Fail: 11 chances to get it wrong; only one chance to get it right = 91% chance of fail
Points giver, get back here!
Late at night is good for more than remembering; I find it also works with ideas. I kept a notepad by my bed because I often had a bunch of ideas when I was trying to sleep. I was writing dialog and stuff in my head, so I figured it made more sense to write it on paper. Ideas on paper are less volatile than ideas in memory.
When my brain isn’t occupied, it doesn’t waste that time, instead it starts thinking about stuff. Good CPU usage, even though the stuff it decides to think about is often pointless. Still, I’ve gotten a lot of good writing done when I was supposed to be, and failing at, sleeping.
The downside with this, apart from not being able to sleep, is spacing out when you’re doing something which doesn’t take any mental effort. For example, waiting around to help someone do bench presses. My mind drifts until I’m suddenly roused by cries for help, as the person in question has gotten tired and has a heavy object hovering over the throat area.
can i buy some pot from you
No, I don’t have any pots for sale. I’m not into pottery or other ceramics related hobbies.
You are wrong about that. from reading your post, I can assure you that it does not make more sense when you write them out.
I didn’t comment on how much sense it made though. But I guess you didn’t get that if you didn’t think my post made sense.
Just bustin’ your chops.
Have a great evening.
I love the example of spotting someone doing bench presses. Great mental image. Although, you didn’t strike me before as someone who actually participates in such an activity, but I’ve been wrong before.
Well, I don’t anymore. I did exercise for a while with friends, because of awful stamina and muscle mass, and it doesn’t help that I do a lot of sitting. Nowadays I walk a lot though, so at least I get some exercise. Walking is transportation and exercise combined, so it’s efficient use of time. It’s also cheap and there are no rules to follow.
That’s good. I don’t get enough exercise, unless you count chasing a 2 1/2 year old boy around. Lol.
@Nash — couldn’t have said it better myself. My brain definitely has its creative moments as I’m dozing off. A non-trivial amount of the useful work I’ve done over the past few years has its origins in various scribbles in the pad I keep on my nightstand.
And yes, daydreaming while spotting a guy who has 200kg directly above his face or crotchal area or whatever is… suboptimal.
Do a lot of people really go to bed before midnight?
Only people who have work/studies to get to in the morning. And old people.
Yeah, I would be in the first category, and it’s not so much of a choice, per se, as it is the effect of my body just shutting down and my brain refusing to keep my eyes open anymore. Also, I have a toddler boy.
Hey, if you have a little kid you sleep when you can.
I get that
Yep.
This graph lacks specifics.
Would be better if there were more bars for specific events, such as:
taking the garbage out
picking up dry cleaning
I guess you’re correct in that it is inconsistent, but it still gets the point across.
What point? That the poster made an unoriginal, crappy graph?
Whatever. I wasn’t even commenting on the worth of the graph, because that’s all relative anyway.
The probability of you remembering how to spell probability correctly is apparently quite low.
Confused I am. Shouldn’t midnight come before brushing my teeth before bed?
Probably, except for the one time a week when you actually brush your teeth.
AWESOME GRAPH very correct
it happened always to me
no no no it always happens in the SHOWER.
Funny, for me it’s usually 3:00 am.
loool, mizz,…only remember when we don’t need it no more xD
At Midnight I still have like 3 or 4 hours to get whatever it is done, handy!
OMG I love this graph, it just saved my grade… it made me remember my homework due tomorrow xP
how ’bout in an elevator with a stranger?
Yelling out “Kingdom of Fear” really loud and then sighing cuz a minute ago i wanted to kill myself for not remembering the name of the book. That can really freak people out, try it sometime
Scale fail
Should have had a peak at “just after you had the last chance to do something about it”.
Probabilities must add up to 100%
its midnight nd that graph just reminded me of sumtin that I have to do, lawl