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What Bug Spray Does


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What Bug Spray Does

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  1. Endarkened5 says:

    Just here to stop all Firsters.

  2. Me says:

    What an eccentric person.

  3. Endarkened5 says:

    I know you are, but what am I?

  4. papajon0s1 says:

    Anyone else a ‘bug magnet’ like me? I’d love to be manly outdoors-man but bug sprays are a joke on me. I’m like a mosquito buffet outside! I was outside for literally 3 minutes last night and got bite twice, once inside the ear! God that’s annoying!

    • terranator says:

      Enjoy Italian cooking! Eat garlic, or try the garlic capsules (not the no-odor kind)
      I have gone on hikes in heavy mosquito areas where everone else is eaten alive while using the chemical sprays . Me? bite free.
      (unless I stop taking the garlic…)

      • Devylan says:

        This is a fallicy. I’m part Italian and grew up eating a garlic rich diet and still eat very few meals without any garlic. I don’t get eaten up by mosquitoes like I used to, but I still get bitten. Of course, I also live in southern Louisiana.

  5. Paul says:

    Don’t forget sticky. Lots of them make you sticky too.

  6. Andrea says:

    Agreed, same with sunscreen. 5% protects you from sun’s harmful, certain-death-cancer-causing rays, 95% makes you greasy, smelly, and disgusting.

  7. ben says:

    makes a good impromptu flamethrower

  8. Kelly says:

    bug spray doesn´t do a thing. what´s more, itch cream or spray does not at all make the itch go away, no matter how strong it is. the only thing that works for a few hours at most is very hot water, but that leaves a mark for longer.

  9. Murphy Lawson says:

    The non-sticky dry kind tends to leave white streaks if you hold the spray too close to yourself.

  10. Jessidork says:

    They forgot the small sliver of this pie that should say “Causes seizures in young’uns”

    FYI – white vinegar doesn’t stink once applied and does an ok job of keeping bugs away without the DEET crapola.

  11. Redneck_Rebel says:

    The green part is WAY too big…

  12. Pencilsharpener says:

    They all make you smell bad and are probably stickly, but b-vitamins, garlic, citronella and lemongrass seem to work better than deet, and also not be so questionably safe.
    I am also a bug-magnet and a gardener, so I speak with the sagacity of many years.

  13. waffre says:

    Should have a slice for “stings your eyes”

  14. dreptungeek says:

    * Makes you spell bad (as in, wrong)
    (sorry, someone had to)


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