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Beetches.
There should be a slice for his fist.
people who learn from his fist die.
from laughing.
second!
you fail
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
damn i’m old
sad but true…
How can you have a Chuck Norris pie chart without a roundhouse kick to the face slice?
Chuck who?
Just kidding…
He’s standing right behind you….
Arrrrgh!
My dad told me about Chuck Norris once.
No jokes, facts!
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
xDD ill admit my friend and i sit there and come up with chuck norris jokes xD
How about him being Mike Huckabee’s sidekick during the primaries?
I still don’t know who he is. All I know is alot of people on the internet think he is pretty great.
Dont worry if you still dont know who Chuck Norris is…he knows who YOU are…
And where you are
and which one of his fists you will die by
They missed a slice.
Through his having trained with Bruce Lee:P
Very good point, Fez.
Chuck Norris won the battle at Helm’s Deep. Alone.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Can he win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in two moves?
What’s Connect Four?
you forgot Dodgeball
i was gonna say that.
SIDEKICKS!!!
My favorite has always been, “Chuck Norris doesn’t tea bag, he potato sacks.”
No one even knows how the Chuck Norris Jokes began…. they started because in his movies he always seemed to have some superhuman quality that was always better than everyone else. And the jokes basically make fun of it, not negatively of course
Are you sure it’s not negatively? See joke referenced above your comment.
What about the Saturday morning cartoon and comic books?
chuck norris killed two stones with one bird
I’ve never even heard of Walker Texas Ranger.
I was on an episode of that show. Srsly.
Frank Stallone (Frank Bishop) singer in a club scene. (I was in the band)
Yes, Frank is Sylvester’s younger brother.
One of the guilds on our WoW server is called ‘Voidwalker Texas Ranger’
This chart is all wrong. People don’t know Chuck Norris “from” anything. Chuck Norris simply forces the knowledge of his existence directly into your brain!
haha im such a loser. i didnt even know what he was in. just heard the jokes.
My 5 year old came home from Kindergarten one day talking about Chuck Norris but not knowing who he was. I put Walker Texas Ranger on the TV and you would have thought I had introduced him to Batman.
I actually first heard of him through the Walker show.
My dad always watched it…..
Cyanide is one of the most dangerous chemicals in the entire periodic table. Only minute quantities are needed to ensure the death of a person.
With the chemical formula of C n, you wonder why?
Fail… cyanide isn’t on the Periodic Table of ELEMENTS, because it’s an ION.
That’s awesome.
NERDS jk
i dont get it. really.
Well, Laly loves twilight, I have alot to say too you. First, CN. Who has those initials, is incredibly dangerous, and is the topic of this graph? Second. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!GO BURN THAT BOOK!!!! KILL EDWARD CULLEN!!!
All Chuck Norris has to do is Roundhouse Kick him once. BAM
Sparkleward would be dead in an instant.
For safe measure, let’s give CN a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying down. He struck oil.
I think all slices in this chart should fall in under “Jokes”.
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
I am proud <–? to be one of the people who knew about Chuck Norris from Walker Texas Ranger, not from the jokes, by watching it since grade school…
Barrens chat should be a wedge…
I second that.
First thing I noticed that was missing was Barrens.
(P.S. For The Horde!)
No slice for the Delta Force films?
I’m One Of Those Youngsters Who Knew Chuck Norris Through Chuck Norris Jokes
BTW
He Can Slam A Revolving Door :O
lol
Just Kidding
Kung Fu? Amazing. I never realized he was in Chinese Kung Fu when he practiced Japanese Karate and Korean Tae Kwan Do. He was in ONE Bruce Lee movie which COULD be considered a Kung Fu movie. All his other movies where action movies that rarely had anything to do with martial arts except that he used them. Mostly cop movies, war movies, etc. Kung Fu movies. You are a dumb ass
If you replace “people” with “people who are also Internet geeks” then the graph would be accurate. Walker, Texas Ranger should be the biggest part.
Don’t forget Conan O’brien and his “Walker Texas Ranger” skit!
You forgot Barrens Chat.
Hell Ya
i love you chak