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Laws Broken by Wile E. Coyote



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Laws Broken By Wile E. Coyote

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  1. Homer says:

    How about come sort of credit card fraud? How is he paying for all that stuff from Acme anyway?

  2. hee hee says:

    The Laws of Physics (more than gravity) are constant victims in these cartoons… and I LOVED every one!!!

  3. Samantha says:

    How is he violating Arizona state laws? Am I missing something?!

  4. Sqwirk says:

    Dumb Laws in Arizona

    Hunting camels is prohibited.

    Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

    There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

    Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

    A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.

    It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

    When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

    It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

    You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

    Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

    If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

    No more than six girls may live in any house.

    It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

    A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

    An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

    No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

    One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

    It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

    Women may not wear pants.

    • Samantha says:

      And which of these did he violate?

    • Me says:

      I agree with the last two!

    • fish eye no miko says:

      Lots of places have dumb laws on the books; the question is if they’ve ever been enforced. Just to cover a few of these:
      -Considering how hot a lot of this state gets, I can see why they might have wanted to have the “can’t refuse anyone water” law. I’m not sure I agree with it, but I can see where it comes from.
      -What are people doing bothering wildlife of any kind? You should be fined for crap like that.
      - I wear pants during the winter and I’ve never gotten into legal trouble for it (yes, I’m a woman, and I’ve lived in Arizona all my life).

    • teli says:

      I live in Arizona and while i am no fan of many things here i find the state has just as many stupid laws as any other state. While in no way i will defend it as i was not born here, i will take a second to rant about the list of stupid laws.

      Hunting camels is prohibited. (There are not many in Arizona most of them are north.)

      There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.(Take forever to grow. I am assuming this refers to only Saguaro Cacti on B.L.M. land.)

      It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. (This is not a stupid law when you live in a desert. If you are in 110+ degrees temp and need water to stop dehydration but cant pay you should not be refused. While in Las Vegas with 115 temp one day i payed $2.50 for a small cup of water once, homeless people would die if business’s were not forced to give free cups of water. Homeless people are still PEOPLE.)

      It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. (It is illegal to smoke within 15 feet of any business/public building opening such as doors or windows regardless if they are closed. The state has a public smoking ban, and i believe the California smoking laws were used as a base to the Arizona smoking laws.)

      One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint. (I think most states have this one. It does a great job of stopping graffiti)

      On a side note.
      I know someone that once got a fine for not having a “Trash receptacle” in his vehicle while in the state of Washington.

      In Vegas everyone knows someone who knows the guy that got a $15 ticket for throwing tomatoes at pigeons. At a in and out burger join a guy orders some burgers with no tomatoes. Get his burgers with tomatoes, takes them off and throws them on the grass near some pigeons. He then received a fine for “Disrupting the path of migratory state birds” which is apparently is a law that effects where you can build a building.

    • EHW says:

      Hahaha I bet coyote would break ‘em all to catch some flightless bird.
      If it were me after roadrunner I’d get me a sniper rifle and a rocket launcher, or put down some birdseed and run up and stab him while he eats.

    • sedork says:

      it’s illegal to hunt camels because the US military used to use camels in the deserts while trying to replicate middle east conditions.

      Cacti are heavy as f***. cutting those things down can kill you.

      Imitation cocaine… well, manufacture of any drugs (fake or real) is illegal

      fighting a burglar with only the same weapon protects you from being charged with a felony for injuring the burglar. Also it protects you from a civil suit if the burglar dies.

      denying water – it has already been said. 110 degrees + no water= you die

      no more than six girls – to fight prostitution.

      spray paint- many chemicals have an age limit. it’s a health thing. also, it attempts to keep kids from huffing.

      the rest, who knows? surely there is some reason

  5. Sqwirk says:

    Maybe the spray paint law?!

    And I’m sure he cut down a cactus?

  6. Samantha says:

    Just a hunch, but what I think happened was that he meant New Mexico.

  7. TGM says:

    I don’t think he broke any Animal cruelty laws since he only hurt himself.
    On a side note, he is also a self professed genius with a high IQ.

  8. HellHathNoFury says:

    Um, doesn’t he always fall amazing distances? Gravity gives the worst punishments for breaking the law….

  9. Alpha Q says:

    Frankly it is more concerning that the roadrunner can run through what should be solid rock when there is a landscape painted on it. Wormhole?

  10. Marekatt says:

    Nice one! =)

  11. CandleJack says:

    “You may not have more than two dildos in a house.”

    Does that include self-manufactured ones, or just ones purchased from a vendor of sex-toys?

  12. qt. says:

    Meep-Meep…


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