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if the girls hot and smart, i wouldnt even care of the annoying
And how!
I’d rather take an ugly but nice and smart girl than some nagging bitch.
Depends, long haul or one nighter?
This graph is a win if only for the sheer number of “Assholes” that are piling up underneath, this has got to be some kind of a record. I hereby challenge anyone who has not posted on this graph to add their “Asshole” to the “Asshole” pile. Feel free (I’m sure you will) to just reply to this by calling me an asshole if that is the best you can do.
Sphincter!
Chance you are that asshole: 10%.
I ment the one on the chart.
A girl I asked out in high school once called me a squid in order to turn me down. I don’t have to call you an asshole, despite your arrogance, because you have already called yourself something far funnier.
AH ha! you still typed asshole and I thank you for that. I’m not being arrogant, I just want this comments section to be buldging with assholes. Squid is also slang for a sailor in the U.S. Navy and I’m proud of my silly nick name because of what I went through to get it. So that girl may have thought she was insulting you but she was actually bestowing an honorable title on you
Aw, how sweet. You’re not an asshole at all. You like how I did that there, don’t ya?
I did!
It’s not that you’re an asshole, it’s that you’re clearly an ugly girl. : )
Agreed. Ugly (Smart&Nice) is best for the long haul, because the ugly never gets that much worse, and you’ll have things to talk about once the sex drive fades. Annoying (hot&smart) only get worse with age, as the hot fades and is replaced by ugly. The outer ugly is enhanced by inner ugly, until death itself seems a blessed release.
lmao, so true.
sorry, dated a lot of older men and the idea that sex drive fades is rubbish in a lot of cases! sorry guys, i guess the wife just gets uglier and your chances of being able to afford a flash car one day in the future decline with age, so you dont impress the young girls either!
Craterglass,
That is too funny! I am still trying to decie if I am hot and smart or nice and smart. On any given day I can be either. Now, I do have a record of dating some assholes in the past, so I guess I am hot, nice, and smart AND unmarried because I am too smart to actually marry an asshole.
Conceit.
Conceit.
Conceit.
The fact that most men think that good looking women are only as good as they look is sad. There are so many women out there who are extremely smart and gorgeous. A lot of men have different views of what defines a woman as hot or good looking. What one guy finds attractive another guy doesn’t. With all that said, the men who agree with this graph and portray this type of attitude in life are sick. Your mothers didn’t raise you to talk about women like this.
Now this, THIS made my day
The notion that good looking women are only as good as they look is exactly true.
HAAAHaaahahAHAhahaHAAHHAAA
solution: Be an asshole
it should say bitch instead of annoying
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about the adjective I was ascribing to you for your comment.
I’ll third the notion.
*snorts* This graph could be the Guy Paradox just as easily.
Hear hear.
indeed
but instead of “dates assholes” it should say “dates guys”
This graph exists on graphjam already, but I’m too lazy to find the link.
“dates assholes” isn’t that wrong, you know?
I think what “d4m4s74″ is trying to say is that the term “guys” is synonymous with the term “assholes.”
I had a different interpretation. A man who dates guys is gay, and gay guys like assholes, in the literal sense.
Gay couple: waste of two good men. Even bigger waste if the girl who only dates @$$h01e5 is eyeing them.
Gay people are always good? And using what criteria is it a waste?
Well, good except for the fact their gay. I notice homosexuals are mostly ugly, which is probably why they’re homosexuals: only another homosexual would date them.
There is nothing wrong with being gay. And suggesting people become homosexual because they’re ugly is ignorant and bigoted.
yeah and i bet that EHW probably watches lesbian porn all the time
probably
Well, yeah. But you can say that because honestly what kind of person WON’T watch lesbian porn?
you are one to talk my friend(or fiend). I bet you got that idea from remembering your own
sinful evenings.
Igor the vigorous: WIN! Except I don’t watch lesbian porn.
Saying “There is nothing wrong with being gay” is like saying “2 + 7 = 16″
When you’re done doing the math, don’t bother to reply because I will be too busy with my alleged bigotry to listen.
gay guys defo are NOT mostly ugly! I know a gay guy (actually several) who are perfectly gorgey just like any other normal fit guy is
failed. You better be a girl if you say that
go stick your head in proudbi’s ass
I had my asshole dated, turns out it’s older than the rest of me. It’s qualifies as a “classic asshole” so I get a special license plate.
LOLed for real
no the “assholes” sorta implied that girls only date “bad” but cool guys. you know, opposite attracts?!
Except the middle would be “doesn’t exist”!
Ah but maybe he does for you, and maybe you’re too much of a bitch to him to know that. you ever think of that?
Oh no, someone assumes I somehow care and need a significant other in my life to be whole. Poor you. Doesn’t change what I said at all.
idk about that, girls are straight bitches and the one you think is perfect goes and dates the world’s biggest douchebag and the girl never likes the obvious better choice out of any situation YOU WOMEN HAVE MADE ME SEXIST!
And your attitude perpetuates sexism on both sides. How sad for you.
you gotta lotta rude stuff to say.
what the heck is with these blogs?
they changed their appearance and formatting
since my last visit. It’s because of
Devylan; they’re trying to run!
oh never mind their back to the old one. phew.
This sounds like the rant from Team America: World Police
sry, haven’t watched movies with puppets as the main characters since i was six or so. decided i was a democrat at age 7.
You’re missing out on some good satire, that is if you can stomach the puppet sex.
It’s actually fantastic satire, highly recommend it. I also recommend capitalization and grammar and the occasional, appropriately-used punctuation mark. I also recommend re-living your childhood and avoiding thinking politically until you’re in your mid-to-late teens.
Or mid-to-late 60s, when you are less concerned with being noticed.
‘They’re only an inch and a half away’ is the only thing that gets me through ignorant middle class British dinner parties.
Nice Guy™?
Oooooooh, diss, Devylan!!!!!
oh wait sorry. diss miss
So the annoying, ugly, and idiot girls date assholes?
understanding fail.
I don’t know, do you only date assholes?
HA.
Well, it’s not like there’s a shortage of assholes out there, as proven by the existence of this graph.
No joke.
news flash! Asshole glut continues to drive asshole prices down, no “end” in sight!
LOL @ “end”…
This is a perfect example of a guy who is wrong though everyone wishes what he said was TRUE!! (e.g., what political candidates say.)
Wow, someone’s bitter. Why be jealous of an asshole?
Oh, because they’re better looking, more popular, better paid and get laid more often, that’s right.
oh and don’t forget “charming”
Thank you for sensing my sarcasim
Better looking: yes
More Popular: Assholes tend to congregate, but who wants other assholes as friends
Better Paid: At my company, the geeks in Development make double what the assholes in sales do.
Laid More: According to them yes, according to their internet history, not so much.
not where i come from they don’t. All the girls i know are in the center and guess what, they do all date our local asshole group.
It’s been my experience that stupid girls date assholes… if the girl were truly smart, she would not be dating an asshole.
It’s been my experience that the guys who call themselves “nice guys” are the biggest assholes of them all. At least with the straight-on type of asshole you know where you stand.
Hell yes. The guys who call themselves nice guys and bitch about girls only dating assholes should go search feminist (not radical feminist, just normal “women are people too” feminist) blogs for the term “nice guy” and read *why* they can’t get dates.
Yessss! I try to explain this to guys all the time. We do NOT LIKE ASSHOLES, we just like guys who 1) stand up for themselves 2) stand up for us 3) have confidence 4) know what they want. Unfortunately, assholes are usually the ones who have all of this, and we’ll sacrifice some things in order to get the majority of other things we want/need.
Nice guys are “nice” because they flounder around and let women walk all over them. It’s not sexy at all.
Yeah, guys tend to look more attractive without high heel prints marring their visage.
And nice guys aren’t a challenge.
Maybe i’m alone here, but i like a bit of effort in gaining attentions.
Too easy is no fun.
I like the chase.
Where does one sign up for the LAG lol, do they bowl on Wednesdays against the LDG (Local Douchebag Group). I think I saw our LAG lodge located between the VFW and the Elks lodges.
Dear Ian Muir,
You, Sir, win at life.
Cookie for you.
Sincerely, Truth-o-Tron 9000
Someone seems a bit bitter which probably makes him act like an ***hole therefore making NO girls want to date him period. Damn.
understanding win.
This
I hate it when books use asterisks to clear stuff up. What’s so important about this hole that you need 3 of ‘em?
Cannot agree with this, I have and do know many “hot” girls that are smart, and nice. Although I am an asshole and dated some of them.
See how that works! You just proved the point!
Smart enough for Jake at any rate.
omg….this is the most accurate graph i have seen on this website!! i want to shake the hand of the person who made this
Omg, you should probably read the Ladder Theory!!112 It sounds right up your understanding alley!
OH GOD!
i must be an asshole considdering i find my gf hot, smart, and nice.
A little self examination is never a bad thing.
She’s cheatign on you.
Don’t make us go all 3-d on this site..
Huh… I’ve dated hot, smart and nice girls. They must be mistaken when they say nice things about me.
you asshole
Not true. I think a lot of guys need to understand that just because the girl you want to date is dating someone else, he is not automatically an ***hole. In fact, if she is dating an ***hole, I would seriously question whether she belongs in the “Smart Girl” category in the first place.
So came in here to say just this. If she’s dating an as$hole, she’s not smart.
Yes he is! He is even more of an asshole if he isn’t an asshole and a genuinely nice guy who you actually like, not only will it be harder to get the girl, you’ll feed bad if you do…because then you’re an asshole! See what an asshole that guy was.
Logic fail.
Sense of humor fail
I feed bad for you.
Why do you feel bad for Psi? Because he got the joke?
What an asshole.
Tch.
I doubt it cause most girls feel the need to go to the one guy they know are crazy about them and tell them how much their boyfriend is in fact an a$$hole. EVERY guy no matter how good he is has dealt with this. It is as true as the sun coming up tomorrow.
I agree completely. I have dealt with this many times. I think the only dates A$$holes part should cover most of the graph. Girls like the bad-boys.
Shockingly enough, women do not have magical powers of knowing when guys like them. Honestly with me it takes a guy outright saying “I really like you/find you attractive/would love some casual sex and/or relationship” for me to even consider it. The standard complaints I hear from Nice Guys™ are that they listen when girls talk to them about their problems, compliment them, help them when they need it – and think that this makes it obvious that they like them. To me, that’s just what friends do. And I would not date someone who read this malevolent agenda into the actions of “most girls”, because how much could they really like me if they think I’m that horrible?
Incidentally, even the people I like the best sometimes do things that annoy me. I bitch about things to get them out of my system. Once I’ve talked about it I can happily go back to liking the good things about them.
If everyone just had those magical powers, it would be so much easier. Or we could just uncomplicate the whole sex thing altogether and just generally be blunt and honest. But given how people are in this society, the magical powers thing seems the more likely.
Nash, Nash, Nash…You’re a romantic aren’t you? I don’t care who you are, you like to hear nice things about yourself and have nice things done for you. Yes honesty is important for a long term relationship, but you don’t need to use a sledge hammer when a gentle turn of a screwdriver will do.
My logic alert is going off! We have to negate her point!
Errr…. Whoops. Sorry. Too much time on Punditkitchen.
Squid, the things you’ve said in the past ten minutes are full of win. I tip my hat to you, good lady.
I’m a dude, just showing my sensative side is all.
Eh, nice things are fine as long as they are honest. I don’t care about presentation, just content. In fact, presentation which attempts to be polite just tends to leave the content open to interpretation. Ambiguous communication is poor communication.
Tact is like presents. I don’t give any and I don’t expect any in return.
..Am i the only one to giggle at “gentle turn of a screwdriver”?
Highfive for the swirly move.
Yeah, i said it.
That was my thought, too. Although, book smarts don’t always mean she’s wise. Wisdom is what would really keep her from dating a jerk. But I’m just getting technical now.
a smart girl would NEVER date an asshole.
I beg to differ. 99% of girls have dated an asshole, just like 99% of guys have dated a bitch, the difference is whether or not you stay with them.
Did you know that 99% of people suck, period?
Hey, that’s the sum of Windows+OS X desktop market share!
/coincedence/?!
i think not!
lols to both of y’all
THIS AROUSES CLARG
The Linux penguin!!! FTW!
I’m guessing you don’t mean the good way.
You know 99% of the world’s population? Cool! I’m amazed Facebook doesn’t crash every time you log in
I will shamefully admit I once dated an asshole for 5 months. However, my current man is probably the exact personality that another man would consider an asshole, even though he is funny, charming, handsome, and a complete fluffball. The “asshole” part comes in when he refuses to tolerate idiots, and perhaps dislocates their arm. (Yes, that happened.)
Maybe he isn’t an asshole at all, and dislocation boy was not only an intolerable idiot, but an asshole as well, kudos to your man.
Problem- I think the current IS dislocation boy, and that’s what she’s saying his only flaw is- the fact that he only tolerates idiots.
Line of thought fail.
He DOESN’T tolerate idiots*
Sorry.
this is terrible. take it down.
i’m reporting this as offensive.
I’m reporting your mother as offensive.
I would report your mother as offensive, but I’m just mesmerized by that thing she does with her tongue.
I taught her that.
LOL u guyz r funny…. better then the flippin website lol
THINGS TODO TODAY:
YOUR MOM!
Boy, what a way to bitch. This complaint is so leftist.
As the mother of two of those hot, smart and nice girls, I can testify that this is absolutely true. As the mother of a hot, smart and nice guy, it is equally true of the male side. My youngest is currently dating a…..@%#$% little punk.
But….the other two are married to wonderful people, so I think it all works out in the end.
With a few nudges from Mom and/or Dad.
No offense, but every mom thinks (or at least says) that their daughter is smart and nice. It’s a little on the creepy side that you think they’re hot, but we can let that slide.
I don’t know that it’s necessarily creepy to judge your children as hot. Female friends will often tell one another, “You are looking so hot tonight!” and variations thereof. A mother and daughter who have a friendly relationship can say, “You look totally hot in that!” See the blog Postcards From Yo Momma for anecdotal evidence of moms being both friends and moms. No need for you to give permission for anything to “slide.”
In my experience, the only moms who call their daughters hot are the type of middle-aged women who shop in the juniors section to be “hip”, and try to be best friends with their children. I’m gonna have to side with StCyr on that one.
In *my* experience, that only applies to mothers with children in their pre-pubescent and teenage years who try to be their friends/best friends. Adult mothers and adult daughters can totally be friends/best friends and have things not be creepy or weird.
It is, in fact, a natural evolution of the mother/daughter relationship.
When they are good mothers and good daughters.
Otherwise we just wait for them to die.
What?
Just sayin.
Clearly you’ve never been a daughter.
No, but I’ve been in several.
Clearly.
I suppose
guy who is dating the girl another guy wants = asshole
in the same way that
woman who isn’t doing what a man wants = bitch.
Since I’m not a guy, I will say that your second statement sounds pretty damn accurate.
aannddd
men & women generalizing about each other = good fuel for silly comments and many lols.
I AM DOING A POOP
Are you a Fecalpheliac? Sex with feces is dirty and gross, you should stop doing that.
to each their own.
boy talk about butchering an innocent comment into a sex reference. I’m going to throw up now.
Dark Ages: Women who don’t conform to the gender stereotype and obey men are witches!
Today: Women who don’t conform to the gender stereotype and obey men are bitches!
How far we have come…
Why isn’t it letting me rate this misogynistic piece of crap lower than 1?
^^ Even assholes won’t date bitchy feminists.
That’s ok, cause most of them are lesbians.
Well, considering that the author of this places most women in the secondary indices of ugly, fat or annoying, I’m just guessing that he must therefore see it from the inside looking out. Yeah, that would mean that YOU are the asshole. Work on your people skills, dude.
Sure, we’re all lesbians if we don’t like you. How’s that working for you?
Sounds like someone is fat. Maybe you should get on the treadmill so you can stop being so angry at the rest of us?
Sounds more to me like someone is right, and you can’t think of anything better to reply with than an adolescent attempt at a personal insult.
No u are?
Sounds to me like you all fit into the “annoying” category.
With enough assholes like you around, there won’t be any non-bitchy feminists left.
But many feminists love sex and pr0n. You’re missing out!
Congratulations, you understand the meaning of “misogynistic” but not basic humor!
What kind of terrible childhood did you have to be so lacking in a sense of humor?
I used to think that having an intelligent is important, but I’ve wizened up since then.
If the girls hot, even if she’s an idiot, tap that if she’s willing. It’s not like I’m looking at her intelligence.
It is important to have “an intelligent” when writing a comment, darling. All people are looking at here is your intelligence.
Very true, or at least your inner mind’s workings, whether they be intelligent or not.
CLARG IS TAP THAT IF YOR WILTING? CAN I LOVE YOU?
Long time.
ooooooo thats gotta BURN!!!!
Jesse and James should get together (I say as I write this in my underwear). then they could be team rocket (plus I don’t see where either one of this guy/girl pair would fit on the chart). scratch that, Jesse fits with “annoying.”
Solution to paradox: BE AN ASSHOLE!
Sadly, that actually works….that was my college attitude and those were glorious days…
We all know it works and yet my moral compass refuses to let me do it. Women still haven’t grown up.
If they still like jerks, then they’re still girls, not women – no matter what age they happen to be.
Yeah..
You only need a solution if something is a problem.
I have been realising that asshole guys get more girls. RIP Chivalry
I moarn it, as well.
That’s spelled mourn.
You’re absolutely right. My apologies. I must have been typing in a rush.
Some girls still like chivalry, myself included… I guess we are the outliers.
Depends on in which circles you are. Chivalry, or at least forms of it, are alive and well in my circles.
Then again, I run with medieval enthusiasts.
I dunno. Most women I know see chivalry as degrading. I mean, I open doors, I pull out chairs, I open car doors, and I can’t get to second base because she decides she wants to date a douchebag with a trust fund and rich parents. Yes, I agree with this graph, and offer my insight: Nice Guys Finish Last, And Get No Pussy.
Spineless guys with no self respect get no pussy, Assholes are selfish and self absorbed and have no respect for others which bolsters their sense of self worth. If you have confidence,show respect, and have a halfway decent sense of humor you can hook up without the asshole tactics, plus she’ll tell her friends that she met a cool guy instead of an asshole.
That’s because assholes generally aren’t afraid to approach women. I can’t stand it when I have “nice guy” friends who make absolutely no romantic inclinations clear, until I find out from a third person, or they blurt out after years that they’ve had a crush on me since we met. If you just want to be friends with a woman, awesome. If you want something more? SAY SO. If she doesn’t take you up on it, that’s her loss.
Coincidentally, I kind of wonder how often “having confidence” is mistaken for “being an asshole”.
It’s not. I’ve noticed that most people pretend that it’s mistaken so they can justify continuing to date a$$holes.
I enjoy the idea that anyone has to justify who they date. Please explain!
“Didn’t you just say your boyfriend was an asshole and you were going to break up with him about 15 seconds ago?”
“I changed my mind. He’s not an asshole, he’s just self-confident!”
Don’t be a Nice Guy, guy. And don’t be an Asshole. Be a guy, and women will be more likely to like you.
“Corey: You’re not a guy.
Lloyd: I am.
Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man, don’t be a guy.”
One of my favorite movie quotes ever.
At first it was men’s fault. The perpetuation of it falls squarely in the lap of women. If a jerk of a guy knows he doesn’t have to be nice to get a woman in bed then why would he do it? Start demanding more out of men and men will step up. Even if they only want to use you they will still be charming until they get it.
Oh, yeah. Because it’s so much better that guys act nice for the sole purpose of getting some. God forbid that people are nice for the sake of being nice! Surely, the only reason people would ever not act like assholes is to get others into bed.
It’s this attitude of “I am nice to women, therefore they owe it to me to sex me up and are just being stupid bitches if they don’t!” that drives a lot of women off. Being a “Nice Guy” just so you can get into women’s pants just makes you a creep, not an actual decent human being who is being nice for the sake of not being an asshole. At least these “assholes” that hot women everywhere seem to date are upfront about what they want (I’m also curious to know what counts as being an asshole in this case), you can take it or leave it. But if someone’s just being nice to a you because they want into your pants? It’s creepy as hell. And a lot of us can absolutely tell when that’s the case.
I love the “Guys can be jerks, BUT IT’S WOMEN’S FAULT!” argument. God forbid that women aren’t blamed for all of the bad treatment that they get by men! That would be far, far too feminist!
I didn’t think talking was needed in making me a pie. And you better be using the laptop in the kitchen.
You totally owned that guy.
I love you.
umm, looks like this one must be “hot, smart, and nice” cuz apparently she only dates jerks. not so smart now are we?
“Guys can be jerks, BUT IT’S THE WOMEN’S FAULT!”
yeah. cuz you chose to date a jerk. when men meet a hot bitch, they don’t complain that all women are bitches. we know it’s the hot ones. when a woman gets rejected by a hot guy, it’s every man’s fault apparently.
who’s throwing fault around now?
Uhm, everyone?
Does anyone even understand what a feminist is?
Feminist = someone who supports men and women having equal rights
Extreme feminist = bra burnings
FOR THE LOVE OF *insert deity here* GET IT RIGHT.
I do demand more out of men. That’s why Nice Guys™ remain outside my circle of friends.
Of course, this just makes them complain more.
Chivalry needed to die though, it’s archaic and sexist.
Not everything that’s old is useless, and if you look at the underlying principles of and reasons for chivalry, we can update it. As I understand, the basic principles of chivalry were defending and helping those in need, respecting others and maintaining honor. These things are still applicable.
The assumption that women are always in need can and should die.
Chivalry as I have come to know the word involves special treatment for women, as if they are weaker than men. So we can agree that this needs to die. Gender is not a factor in how I treat people.
As for honor, well, that’s something I associate with a bunch of irrational rules to follow, and pistols at dawn.
Irrational rules??! How dare you sir! *smacks Nash in the face with a glove* I shall see you at dawn.
And i will see you tonight. Around 3 am.
I’ll be in the bushes.
Call me.
meh, you should always give special treatment to those you are pitching woo to. And you should always open the door for a lady. As far as dueling to the death for your honor…well did you sleep with him?
No, I should not do such things. I don’t care what your gender is, you get the same as anyone else. Consistence, because when something makes sense, it doesn’t make sense to only do it part of the time.
I’m not talking about just anybody, I’m talking about a person you care deeply about and want them in your life. Good manners and simple gestures to show your affection and respect go a long way on both side of the relationship asile.
There is no such person, and never has been. Even, hypothetically, if there was someone I wanted a relationship with it would be the kind of person who accepts me the way I am, not someone I have to tiptoe around.
So there is nobody out there to love you or to be loved by you? Tiptoeing has nothing to do with it, you’re being thick. I’m not talking about feeling like you have to do anything, I’m talking about WANTING to.
There are a lot of things I’ve never cared about, including sexual relationships.
We like politeness. We like being complimented and spoken to decently.
What we *don’t* like is when guys pull stuff like that with an agenda (ie to “get” the girl). Be decent to us because you should be decent to people, period. And here’s an idea, don’t lump us all into one group of human beings; because here I’m seeing that according to most of you people there’s three only three kinds of individuals: “Assholes”, “Nice Guys”, and “Girls”.
Furthermore? I can’t speak for anyone else here but I for one turned in my “girl” card a long time ago.
Yet you lump yourself into the category “girls” by saying what “we”, i.e. you girls like, rather than what you personally like.
Besides, decent is subjective. I’m more honest than polite, I guess you wouldn’t consider that decent because you like politeness. I much prefer honesty, though.
I don’t see any place where I said I prefer politeness to honesty. In fact, I seem to recall saying that politeness with an agenda (i.e. DIShonesty) is undesirable.
And by “we” I meant “human beings”. Pardon my not making that clear.
CLARG KNOWS YOU MEANT WOMEN WHEN YOU SAID “WE” BUT YOU ARE DETERMINED TO WIN
Politeness and honesty are often mutually exclusive.
Nash, you are a cynic, and while I understand that, there is something called diplomacy which can help bridge the gap between politeness and honesty.
I am somewhat of a cynic in the classical Greek sense as well.
I try and use as much diplomacy as I can but… Admittedly, I’ll play the asshole card verbally if someone is being incredibly stupid and I’m fed up with it. Otherwise, it’s a suggestion/request/attempt at a constructive comment. Don’t take away my cynic card yet though, because if I assume I dislike most people. And spend most of my time on PK trying to make sure the REAL trolls have a horrid enough time that they won’t want to come back.
misogyny is hilarious!
You assumes it’s a failure in the taste of the smart, hot, nice girls. Could it not be that guys who date them end up behaving like assholes because they can’t help but crow about it? Because their egos reach critical mass?
I know, right? I love trivializing 51% of the population, paying them less money for doing the same work, mocking their reproductive organs, holding them to a single standard of beauty, and reinforcing stereotypes!
CLARG BELIEVES IT IS WOMEN WHO HOLD THEMSELVES TO THAT STANDARD THROUGH FASHION AND COSMETICS, INDUSTRIES THAT STRAIGHT MEN HAVE NO PLACE IN, THAT THE PAY DIVIDE IS A LIE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, AND THAT IT IS WOMEN WHO INSTIGATE MOCKERY. CLARG IS A WOMAN.
CLARG is right here. While it is not all the fault of females, cosmetics and fashion have a lot to do with the single standard of beauty. Because only big full lips and eyelashes are pretty???
And good lord, the shoes, have you seen the shoes, so many, so crippling. My wife, bless her heart, is a super klutz and she still tries to buy high heels. She litterally falls off of them while standing still.
Fuller lips, bigger eyes and rosy cheeks are indicative of sexual arousal, this is why makeup makes women more attractive.
This is also why one woman upon seeing another that wears a lot of makeup, will mentally make her as “tramp”
She is feeling her own ossibility to attract a mate is threatened by the obvious show put on by the other women.
Science. Mmm.
Don’t you do that logic thing to them, there has been no talk of science here yet!
I know! Nothing gets me ready to meet the challenges of life like a good dose of misogyny!
So.freaking.true.
What an asshole comment. I predict you will soon be hit on by a cadre of hot, beautiful, nice women. Congratulations!
You’d have to be an asshole to believe this.
I’m happy for it to stay that way. They take the assholes out of the dating pool.
My girlfriend’s nice, hot, and smart. I just consider myself lucky.
Asshole
HAHAHAH i’m using a computer here at my school and a girl right next to me is giving me the eye >.>
Dude, she read the screen, that means she’s intelligent. ABORT! ABORT!
LOL.
‘Nuff said
“Abort” <3
One problem with the nature of the chart: each of the things which is two combined is just the opposite of the third. All not-nice girls are “annoying”, not just those who are smart AND pretty. All not-smart girls are “stupid”, not just those who are nice and pretty. All not-pretty girls are “ugly”, not just those who are smart and nice.
hey, thats not cool. im the one in the middle n i dont date assholes.
Um, it doesn’t look like you fit into one of the categories. “im the one in the middle n i dont…”
Think it over.
what i was trying to explain was that i fit into all three categories, but i don’t date assholes, so the assumption of the creator that hot, nice and smart girls only date assholes is incorrect. maybe he’s just dating the wrong girls
i just think someone’s full of themself…. <.<
well, modesty isn’t on the list. One could argue it’s a subsection of ‘nice’ I guess, but I don’t think modesty is manditory for being a nice person per se.
Or maybe you don’t realize that typing and talking like an idiot doesn’t demonstrate the “intelligent” category.
I’m going to be blunt.
You’re a conceited motherf*cker.
There ya go.
Now think it over.
This comment fails so much that it actually wins.
Nah, it doesn’t win. Bitch needs to get off her high horse, though. :3
sorry, i dont argue with idiots. all they’ll do is drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Intelligent women know where the shift or caps key is.. fyi
How many times a day do you repeat this? And please, learn to use the “Shift” key, it capitalizes letters. It’s conveniently located next to the “Z” key. And apparently you proved your double Fail (capital for accentuation.) By not realizing that the first comment was meant to say you were in fact NOT intelligent. And if you were truly nice, you probably would’ve never said that.
what about a girl who likes video games, super bowl, action ,horror comedy, violent movies and anime lol Where does that put them ^_^.Oh and of course i can haz lol
That makes her A Special Internet Girl Who Is Unlike Other Girls, Lol. There is at least one of them on every majority-males internet forum/comment board. Don’t fight to make yourself out as different from other women (and therefore “better”), make it known that there’s a variety of women out there, a variety that falls somewhere outside this asinine Venn diagram.
She only dates chicks.
Assuming you are referring to yourself, I’ll go with “annoying”, or possibly “idiot”, based on your blatant misuse of the English language.
Does she wear a helmet?
There is another graph on graphjam that blatantly states that lesbians play first person shooters.
and they go for a different type of “head shot” if ya know what I mean! yuk yuk yuk.
haha so good.
During my days on star wars battlefrontII
I encountered a nice guy who said he also had a sister
playing battlefront.
I also encountered an extrordinary gamer
whos name was “therealmichaeljackson”
I’ve not seen him since the death of Michael Jackson.
not so sure about the interest in the super bowl…. female gamers tend to be more reserved than most girls. fangirls of anime are/tend to be incredibly annoying. those who like horror/violence are actualy pretty cool seeing how they dont scream bloody murder (pun intended) from the site of someone’s head being knocked off. Personaly anyone with non-judgmental common sense is real to me <.<…
I am a member of the Kendra fan club!
But… You type correctly, and know how to capitalize things!
But yes, I am also. As I am a gamer, and I try my best to be the opposite of an asshole. Nerd, yes. And I also fall in the category of the Nice Guy who doesn’t say anything when he likes a girl. Apparently kindness is meant to plainly be sponged in when you’re outgoing for people.
Well that makes two of us w00t.
Or…ten…million…
I don’t understand why a girl cannot be attractive, smart, and nice all at the same time. If a girl is smart, why is she automatically annoying or ugly? If a girl is hot, why is she automatically annoying or an idiot? And lastly, if a girl is nice, why is she always an idiot or ugly? I know that I’m smart, people describe me as being nice, and people stop me on the street to comment about how attractive I am. One, why am I not supposed to be all three? Two, why is it assumed that I date jerks?
See, from the creators perspective, girls that are attractive, smart and nice only date assholes (i.e.: guys that aren’t him).
Well, then, the guy saying that any and every guy other than him is a jerk is the real jerk in the situation. He doesn’t realize that if he would ask the girl on a date that she might actually go out with him. (or maybe, just maybe, she has a crush on him. guys don’t usually understand or realize this.)
Wow, you are way overthinking this… My graph was just an allegory how beautiful, intelligent, wonderful women never end up with handsome, smart, considerate guys.
There is no way in hell you’re the only handsome, smart, considerate guy.Did you ever think that maybe the asshole isn’t the guy we’re dating? Maybe it’s you…
Did he ever, in fact, say that he was any of these? Maybe he just hates irony.
There’s a fat chick joke in there somewhere. Just gotta figure out where it is…
“Asshole” is Nice Guy [tm] speak for “person with a backbone and a personality”
Your Heartlessness is showing
Your stupidity is showing
Hey, that’s not true. I don’t date assholes. Actually, I don’t date anyone.
Now now, don’t go ruining their sex-obsessed heteronormative world view.
But it’s so much fun!
True, that it is.
I thought that was probably too difficult a concept to explain.
not even yourself from time to time
My cousin is hot, smart, and nice.
And I guess this graph means I’m an asshole.
Eww…. DUDE!
o_o… why..
So Kentucky…
Your name completely explains your comment.
You know, this was the same line of thinking as George Sodini.
Ding ding ding!
Freaking true…
The captioner must be a misogynistic potential serial killer.
It’s good to be an asshole…
Just because all hot/smart/nice girls only date assholes DOES NOT mean that all assholes have earned the right to get to date hot/smart/nice girls. Some of them have just earned the right to make dumb comments on the internet.
hey ! im smart and nice but i am NOT ugly,and i dont date @$$holes either.
Sorry, but I’m not sure that anyone who butchers the English language as you do can be counted in the ’smart’ category.
Second that!
third
fouth
Fifth.
Sixth.
I’m an asshole and proud.. enough said..
us assholes dont like douche bag wanna be assholes either…
or apostrophes
About a month ago some random guy went on a shooting rampage because he couldn’t find a girlfriend. In his mind, he was the perfect man for women, all other men are horrible, and he came to the conclusion that there was something wrong with all women.
This graph shows the creator thinks he is so awesome and perfect, he can only conclude girls won’t date him because they are ugly, annoying, and stupidly dating assholes.
This graph in itself is exactly why he can’t find a girlfriend. I mean, what girl is going to date a guy with such narrow minded ideas on girls. He may have such insane expectations on how his girlfriend should behave and look, that he drives them away and can’t find anyone that fits. Or, he may just be an asshole.
Oh the true paradox in this guys life.
While I mostly agree with you, it’s not like anyone can find a girlfriend even if they don’t have insane expectations. Men are subject to expectations too.
The irony being that the very concept behind this graph makes the creator an asshole. Assholes are the ones that think girls only date assholes, without realizing that usually she is choosing the least assholish of the bunch.
I thought it was pretty funny. Grow a sense of humour.
Oh sure if by asshole you mean Alpha McSupreme then yes they do date assholes. But the reason he is an asshole is because he’s not like you.
Yay! i’m annoying!
Yay!
You’re also conceited.
What’s so bad about being useless to society? Shouldn’t the important thing be whether the guy is useless to YOU or not?
Personally I think the problem is that nice, hot, smart girls who date nice guys typically immediately fall into a long-term relationship with said nice guys and thus are not apart of this graph. The only ones who are left are nice, hot, smart girls who somehow still have low self-esteems and fall for the trap of asshole guys over and over again. Never be afraid to let a nice, hot, smart girl know what you think of them though, because next time they realize their current guy is an asshole, who knows? You could be that next asshole!
Sounds like a plan, if you like girls with low self-esteem who attempt to live up to idiotic norms and you have to perpetually reassure that they are succeeding.
I like your definition of asshole in this case, it makes sense. Personally I think this planet is too overpopulated to the point that the percentage of useless assholes is rising, in both sexes, thus making it harder for one decent person to find another.
This graph just shows that no intelligent, sweet, good looking girl wants to go out with gilgatex because he falls into the ‘asshole’ section, and intelligent, sweet, good looking girls don’t date assholes.
“Only dates assholes” is a term used by “nice guys.” And I don’t mean good, nice guys- I mean jackasses who think that a girl should be all over them because they can show her basic respect. “Nice guys” are the true assholes.
OMG, I’m trapped in the logic loop of this one!
same 0_<
OMG you have shown me basic respect and treated me as a person instead of an object and then get mad when I hook up with the asshole with the popped collar who grabbed my tits and asked if I wanted a free moustache ride!? The nerve!
This comment is so much fail that its author has no choice but to die.
This paradox resolves itself nicely once you hit your 30’s. She wises up and ditches that jock asshole. He realizes that waking up with a hot chick in the AM isn’t worth her being crazy/a bitch the rest of the time. They get divorced.
Dudes, google Dave De Angelo. Download his ‘Double Your Dating’. You don’t have to do EVERYTHING, but it gives you a chance at the girl you want.
This is probably the only intelligent comment in response to my graph.
Really? Scads of comments about feminism, “nice guys,” George Soldani, dating norms, and the one you esteem above all the others is one that promotes a f*cking pick-up artist? You are an asshole, aren’t you?
The problem isn’t that the great girls only date assholes. The truth is, she probably doesn’t like the asshole at all… but the only alternative happens to be the kind of immature, clingy, insecure, emotionally needy, spineless mama’s boy, who believes the reason he’s unsuccessful is because “great girls only date assholes.” Confidence is attractive. Begging for her approval is unattractive. Maybe she’d rather put up with a strong, attractive asshole, instead of a weak, unattractive “nice guy”. Maybe she believes those are her only choices, because nobody has shown her a better one yet.
If both choices are crap, wouldn’t it make more sense to choose “none of the above”?
Sure, it would… but it wouldn’t make sense to expect people to do what makes sense. They almost never do.
I have noticed. You can’t expect people to make sense, but you can point out what does make sense.
I’m going with ‘none of the above’ here, just so I can help shatter homogeneous views.
all right um according to this stupid thing im ugly u know its not always true and it can often be ofensive i dont get offended easily but that one hurt because i am made fun of every day!!
maybe you shouldn’t have read it?…. maybe you shouldn’t have cared?…
maybe you need more self-esteem?
Alright, I’m going to make fun of you.
You can’t spell anything correctly.
You can’t capitalize to save your life.
You couldn’t punctuate if an apostrophe bit you in the face.
And to top it all off, you are a whining pussy.
Hey, you brought it on yourself.
Solution…be an asshole and quit whining pussys
I second that solution
just to be clear, being assertive an conifident doesn’t make you an asshole, being an obnoxious, disrespectful, abusive tard does
I don’t see the crazy catagory
Needs a giant circle around all of them labeled crazy.
Damn, I’m annoying.
Lol, I’m unattractive. But that one actually happens to be true, unfortunately…
I have a massive ego. I can’t be a nice girl. XD
This isn’t a girl paradox, it’s an asshole paradox. Obviously the man who made this is an asshole.
It interests me to see that “nice” and “smart” girls can only be ugly and hot girls can only be smart OR nice.
I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say this graph was made by a MAN under the age of 30.
Oh and wax?
“Needs a giant circle around all of them labeled crazy.”
Well I’m guessing you are gay.
The hatred of women by straight men baffles me. <– Also the definition of sexism, pretty much.
sexist indeed. I totally agree with you.
This IS a girl paradox. It’s NOT an asshole paradox. Obviously the man who made this is intelligent. Unlike you.
It is interesting to me to note the truth in the notion that “nice” and “smart” girls can only be ugly and hot girls can only be smart OR nice.
I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say that you are an idiotic piss-ant.
Oh and Lela?
“The hatred of women by straight men baffles me.”
Well I’m guessing you are a moron.
The perpetuation of an idiotic point of view baffles me. There is nothing wrong with the hatred of women by straight men. The majority of women are petty, self-obsessed, incapable, useless, unintelligent, irritating sub-humans. The diamonds in the rough, so to speak, are the reason for living.
This graph seems… not accurate.
Apparently I’ve been told that I’m all 3 and the guy I’m dating is very sweet and cuddly >:
Then again we’re going for an average girl, right? Yeah. I can see the point there.
This is sexist. The entire website has a problem with sexist/racist/discriminatory entries.
This was made just to be funny. That’s innocent enough is’nt it?
This one isn’t as offensive as some of the others I’ve seen on this website. There’s being funny and then there’s perpetuating stereotypes so that the process of social change is halted. Equality will never be reached if jokes like these continue to be funny.
Yes, I agree. Even if we are just ‘being funny,’ we are still using the power of words to signal something that can be viewed as funny and therefore true. People underestimate this often, and say instead that we need a sense of humour.
It doesn’t have to be true to be funny. I was in the optician’s the other day and he said ‘ You’re going to have to stop m*sturb*ting’ and I said ‘Why, am I going blind?’ and he said ‘No. it’s just that you’re upsetting the other people in the waiting room’.
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SUPER MEGA EXTRA HYPER DELUXE LOL
You, Sir, win at life.
Cookie for you.
Consider revising:
A smart and hot girl isn’t always annoying. My ex-fiancee was definitely this girl… she was more of a bitch than annoying.
a bitch IS annoying > >…. even more so
True. But I would pick a girl who is nice and smart, and just not care that much about looks. Sure it’s nice if she looks like Jessica Alba, but then what? Nice and smart, that’s the option we all should go for, no matter if we are guys or girls, and no matter what we are looking for.
It puzzles me how many girls pick the worst guys just because they look good, they are adventurous and dangerous… and then the girls get to learn, in the worst ways possible, just how “dangerous” he can be. And then he’s not fun to be around anymore, is he? Here’s a tip: Try something else next time. Try a nice, smart guy. Just once. If that doesn’t work out for you, then go back to stupid, clueless abusive guys again.
Eh, if a girl looks like some stereotypical hot chick that’s not even a good thing. I prefer women who don’t attempt to live up to bizarre ideals.
Misogyny, how hilarious.
And you assholes wonder why women stay away from you. I would, too.
What are all of you, 8 years old?!? Dumb, mean NO-LOL. End of story.
I really don’t think George was speaking about women needing to be protected. I believe he was simply referring to our basic, human need to protect those we love (man or woman) from getting hurt. Sure, they’re able to protect themselves, but it’s only natural to want to keep them from feeling pain (emotionally or physically). Lighten up.
Is the guy an asshole just because he has the smart, nice and hot girl?
Actually, despite what a lot of people say, this is pretty damned true.
Women simply aren’t attracted to guys who worship them or text them 10 times an hour – aka the ‘nice guys’, who will, for the most part treat them better than the assholes will. But, women want a challenge. So they turn to guys who are a little cold – or the ‘assholes’.
Guys, don’t tell some chick that you’re “falling in love with her” after the first couple dates. Seriously. She’ll break up with you shortly after that.
Obviously you still need to treat her with respect, caring and kindness, but don’t smother her with gifts, chocolates, roses or constant attention. Make sure you actually “love” her before saying it. That takes at least 2-6 months. During that time she’ll be working really hard to get you to say it, tell her friends that it is frustrating, but she “can’t stop thinking about you”.
See a lot of “assholes” are naturally like that, so it comes easy to them. They can be cold and don’t need the constant attention of a girl, so they cheat, ditch them, etc, etc.
If you do suffer from ‘nice guy’ syndrome, suppress it. Or at least hide it for the first couple months. Girls want a challenge and a guy who is going to be themselves, has opinions (mostly because they want the challenge of breaking them).
Well Freud, aren’t you the female mind expert?
[/sarcasm]
You suck, no, you FAIL at life.
sorry, but it had to be said.
he does fail…
No wonder you can’t get a girlfriend. Stop being such a shallow SOB.
This is true… if “only dates assholes” means “won’t date you”. Loser.
seconded.
Hey guys, let’s all argue on a website made to entertain about a dumb ass subject because we need to fill the void in our life with meaningless hatred.
… Or, we could just enjoy the website and love our fellow man.
For some, arguing IS enjoying the website.
that is AWSOME!!
You could post that to any graph on this website. I’m glad you posted it on mine.
This graph is actually true of girls AND boys, straight AND gay, except when translated to people over about high school/college age, the middle section turns into “TAKEN”
Could this possibly be more sexist and degrading? I don’t think so.
Sounds to me like you have a ‘hero’ or ‘rescuer’ complex. If you keep ‘rescuing’ women, then yes, once they have been ‘rescued’ or decide to keep being a victim, they will dump you. You’ve set yourself up to be the gateway/first step guy.
Date a chick who’s not damaged. There’s a lot of them out there.
Maybe he had genuine feelings for her. I hate when people refer to someone as damaged, that’s a pretty harsh term. And that’s not necessarily true, how he is the “first step guy.” In fact that may make her closer to him. Depends on the person, and how he shows affection to her, and if he shows that he likes her more as a friend or as a counterpart.
ps a chick made this weak ass graph
Lucky for me; I’m an asshole.
I might have read that comment if you had split it into paragraphs.
Don’t worry; I read it for you. Worthless bunch of badly related narratives that probably belonged in a personal journal, not circulating amongst strangers on the Internet who don’t know (or care) who her asshole guy, low-self esteem guy, friend-obsessed guy etc is.
Though I will say one thing–
It’s really nice of you to help low self esteem guy out by dumping him. I’m sure that helped him a great deal.
There’s two things missing from all the analysis of this graph jam:
First: Not too much mention of how the alleged “nice guy” who made the graph insists that a woman be “hot”. Smart and nice aren’t good enough. That makes him an asshole. And I would suspect “smart” means able to contribute to a conversation of his interest (as opposed to able to discuss something she’s interested in or may even be above his head. Smart enough to keep up with him, not actually smart). Nice means strokes his ego. I actually don’t date at all, but I’ve listened to enough “nice” guys whine about how girls only like assholes to know that most of them are just misogynists who feel entitled to women.
Second: The more disturbing aspect of this graph (and many of the comments) is that no one’s talking about how sad it is that a woman who should have everything going for her may still date someone who treats her terribly. Women are acculturated to want to date assholes. A real nice guy wouldn’t want to date a woman who only dated assholes anyway, because it would mean she doesn’t understand her own oppression and probably can’t enter into an equal partnership with him because all she understands is a heteronormative and sexist way of conducting relationships.
Also, what it means culturally for a woman to be “nice” usually means submissive.
I agree completely with everything you said, but I still think you’re taking the internet mighty seriously.
As a rule, I generally don’t (take the internet seriously). But, I figured if there was some already serious discussion going on, I wasn’t the one being a killjoy
Might as well try to help contribute to the occasional actual conversation. Also, I have to admit I’m a Women’s Studies grad student… it’s a conditioned response 
I enjoyed the response. And I think people need to take the Internet more seriously, because it is a large part of our lives now, anyway. I would like to see more than one percent percent of people that comment spelling out ‘you,’ and putting forth an intelligent, well-written idea.
I sometimes wander about the Internet, wondering if:
a) everyone is an idiot
b) the smart people are masquearading as idiots
c) the smart people aren’t on the Internet at all
d)the smart people just don’t comment.
They do, actually. Answer b was right. You spelled masquerading wrong. Anyway, the bad spelling on this site is mostly deliberate. That’s rather the point. As an old fart, it took me some time to get it. It dont meen de end of sivvilizashun.
OH MAH GOODNESS!
YOU WIN!
YOU WIN!
YOU WIN!
The misspelling, the L33T5P34K, it’s all in fun. You, keithybabes, are my hero for understanding.
Now excuse meh as i go have many lulz on teh interwebs.
It’s very true – there are huge parts of human life that are shifting onto the internet, most businesses now have a web presence of some kind and many of the big ones operate SOLELY on the internet. I have spent literally most of my life using the internet for all kinds of things from socialising to education.
However, people make these same kind of “jokes” in real life. People who take issue with them are always told to get a sense of humour, just because they recognise that the messages and attitudes that lead to these “jokes” are the same attitudes that lead to abuse in the first place. A hateful joke is not just a joke, it’s a subtle way of, if not approving of, then at the very least not condemning violence and hatred.
Yay for gender ideals and gender stereotypes! More package, less content! But then we live in a world where people buy tap water as long as it’s in a fancy bottle.
Cause and effect……there’d be less ‘annoying’ if there were less ‘assholes’….works with both genders, btw.
Well, of course one shouldn’t be an asshole. However, people have different views on what constitutes being an asshole. Still, one can always ignore gender as a factor in how one treats people. Have your views, but be consistent.
Reading all the responses to this is really funny.
I figure that if a guy can’t get SOMEONE interested in him he’s got to be on a level of assholery or grossness that’s beyond our comprehension…
The biggest pricks,losers and twat waffles shouldn’t have problems finding someone disturbed enough to like,or even think like,they do.
Homeless people and hobos manage to hook up. I see a lot of couples working the over passes in Houston.
Even inmates on death row get wedding proposals trucked in to them…
god. offensive on so may levels.
Read literally, this graph asserts that a “nice, hot, smart girl” must also be an “annoying and ugly idiot”. Doesn’t that rather contradict itself?
wtfbbqWIN I’m all three and dating an asshole. :\
So dump him!
I have to say reading the comments to my graph have been most entertaining. I’m actually been married for over 5 years to a wonderful woman and I’m not actually bitter, I just thought of something silly and somewhat offensive, because that seems to be what makes it to the front page. I guess it worked!
PS I know how a Venn diagram works and that “technically” only ugly, annoying, and idiot girls date assholes (according to this chart), but it seems that on this site, technical funny != funny to the average reader, so I decided not to care.
This is way off. All girls date assholes exclusively.
seconded.
I sure as hell have never dated an asshole, and I’m very intelligent, hot, and sweet. Most guys who say ‘oh, all girls date assholes’ are assholes without even realising it. Sexism sort of makes you an asshole.
so if a girl is hot nice and smart, she only dates assholes. i fail to see the smart in that mix. girls are either hot and smart or hot and nice. there is no such thing as a hot, smart, AND nice girl. sure you’ll find some pretty girls who are also smart AND nice, but you don’t see girls in the caliber of Megan Fox going around doing charity work. the best we got is Angelina Jolie prolly, and she stole another woman’s man. so again, case in point, the existence of a hot, smart, and nice girl is just as likely as the existence of a hot, smart, and nice guy who is not gay.
therefore, that middle circle should just read, “Doesn’t Exist” so that it equates to the male circles whose middle reads, “Gay”.
suck it.
I agree with your comment except for the last part.
Gay and Smart are mutually exclusive.
Well im not an asshole and my girl is all of these… shes kinda geeky but very cute and smart.
So dont get your hopes down.
Also sorry most other guys, but youre all dumb enough to instantly label most of the guys that are dating women “Assholes”.
Remember 2 things:
1. Shes probably a whore anyway. Laugh when you see them.
2. Theyll probably break up in a damn month and you can snatch her up like a sunovabitch.
Damn, I envy you.
im happy that im on the asshole part in the boy paradox
At least you aren’t in denial like most of the comments on here.
My boyfriend and I were talking about this and one point led to the another and we came to this discovery…
If you a girl and you see a guy you think is attractive with his gf, you think “He was totally checking me out, he wants me.”
Yet if a boy sees an attractive girl with her bf he thinks “I could totally take her boyfriend. I could beat the crap out of him.”
Why is that?
I doubt that thinking is representative among men (at least I certainly hope not!), but for those that think that way, well, they’re victims of gender stereotypes. The male stereotype is there to create good soldiers (violence, anti-intellectualism, lack of emotion etc).
I guess you could reduce it to some animal behavior where males assert their dominance, as being the alpha male allows you to reproduce more, but not all men are like that, so I’m more inclined to believe society causes it rather than nature.
As for women, I figure they’re trained to be appealing to men and therefore assume guys are checking them out since that’s what they base their self-esteem on. Wishful thinking, basically.
I agree women ARE trained to be pleasing to men, and in doing so it makes them prone to date “assholes” because they find guys that find it attractive to have a slave. Hopefully there are guys out there that can appreciate the girl for who she really is without mistreating her and spoiling how lucky they were to find a girl like that.
Are they lucky though? Luck is when something fortunate and improbable happens to you, yes? If submissive women is the norm, then finding such a girl would be probable rather than improbable, and arguably those who don’t want a woman to be submissive would not be fortunate to find a submissive woman, as it is not what they want.
It seems more likely they would pity such a woman, and perhaps try to convince her to assert herself more, build her self-esteem, but that is not a basis for a relationship.
I see a quite the paradox here. By implying that you have found a girl that meets these 3 simplified characteristics, you are pointing out to the readers that you have found something that most of them wish for. By doing that you indeed satisfying characteristics of an asshole.
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Bang on the money!
the combination of hot and smart usually produces bitchy/obnoxious rather than annoying. annoying are the idiot girls, and/or the ugly ones.
What’s so awful about being unemployed? I’m unemployed. So is my dad. So are a LOT of people in this economy.
I’d much rather go out with an “unemployed scag” who I happened to like than with some snob who thinks anyone without “a job and a degree” is “useless to society.”
He didn’t mean specifically, without a job and degree. He means people who are lazy, BUMS. People who do nothing and will make nothing of themselves.
…but really… who cares?
OMG is that why I married him! O_o
I don’t think a smart girl would date an ass,
You stole my post.
i’m a nice, hot, smart girl. not gonna lie. and my boyfriend is legitimately a sweet, romantic, adorable guy. this graph fails.
Wow…That’s no what they all say…
Same here, and good luck~
Someone up there said something about sex drives and flashy cars. To be honest my dream car is a 1986 Buick GNX from the factory stock.
change annoying to bitch, and yeah its basically true, great girls surely exist but they only go out with total douchebags
punishment for not being an asshole fail
This comment certainly makes you seem like an asshole.
Guess it’s a good thing I’m an asshole!
I guess this leave me no other choice but to be an asshole….
yep. I’m pretty sure I fit the smart girl / nice girl / ugly category.
I’d say I’m at least nice and smart, but I’m kind of… large. >_> WHY DO YOU PLAGUE ME OH FATASSNESS
Being at the bottom of the diagram sucks.
Yeah, I only date assholes. Well, one asshole. But he’s my asshole.
I believe that by “annoying” they meant bitch.