Comments on: Things That You’ll Find in an Office http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:00:56 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: the broken bureaucrat http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-78115 the broken bureaucrat Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:58:31 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-78115 I've been a cubicle for not quite two months and I'm already broken. Then again, it's a government cubicle. I’ve been a cubicle for not quite two months and I’m already broken. Then again, it’s a government cubicle.

]]> By: van Gogh http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-74114 van Gogh Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:16:56 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-74114 This is like poetry This is like poetry

]]> By: Kittah Noir http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73961 Kittah Noir Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:34:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73961 Our cubicles are also grey, our walls are a passive baby blue, and our doors are salmon. I guess that makes our broken dreams the colour of vomit from eating too many lollies to try and hold back the depression. Wow, as if I wasn't depressed enough on a Monday morning, lol. Our cubicles are also grey, our walls are a passive baby blue, and our doors are salmon. I guess that makes our broken dreams the colour of vomit from eating too many lollies to try and hold back the depression.

Wow, as if I wasn’t depressed enough on a Monday morning, lol.

]]> By: Claire http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73888 Claire Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:01:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73888 Lol? Lol?

]]> By: Inked_Hippie http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73611 Inked_Hippie Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:36:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73611 *ahem* STARTED laughing It's almost the weekend...give me a break. ;o) *ahem*
STARTED laughing

It’s almost the weekend…give me a break. ;o)

]]> By: Inked_Hippie http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73610 Inked_Hippie Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:34:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73610 I'm conflicted on this graph. I immediately starting laughing (because it really is funny) but then I took a look around....my beige cubicle. And now I am sad. Still a great graph though. =) I’m conflicted on this graph. I immediately starting laughing (because it really is funny) but then I took a look around….my beige cubicle. And now I am sad.

Still a great graph though. =)

]]> By: papajon0s1 http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73467 papajon0s1 Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:46:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73467 Ok, that was funny. Ok, that was funny.

]]> By: Blue http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73425 Blue Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:00:07 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73425 Sad but true - except our cubicles are gray and broken dreams are beige. As for get out while you can - I am hatching a plan - hopefully it doesn't turn beige! Sad but true – except our cubicles are gray and broken dreams are beige.

As for get out while you can – I am hatching a plan – hopefully it doesn’t turn beige!

]]> By: Nött'z http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73421 Nött'z Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:33:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73421 Yeah... Ó_ò Yeah… Ó_ò

]]> By: Nött'z http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73419 Nött'z Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:26:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73419 Oh dear, your boss must be a fan off The Matrix. ... pukes* Oh dear, your boss must be a fan off The Matrix. … pukes*

]]> By: Jon http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73402 Jon Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:37:19 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73402 This is seriously the best graph I've ever seen! This is seriously the best graph I’ve ever seen!

]]> By: Jon http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73401 Jon Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:35:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73401 He's quoting The Office, folks. Notice the screen name? He’s quoting The Office, folks. Notice the screen name?

]]> By: random http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73394 random Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:34:12 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73394 I do think it's a funny idea, but doesn't the pie chart format show that the two outcomes, beige cubicles and broken dreams, are mutually exclusive? Shouldn't they be overlapped, like in a Venn diagram? I get the joke, I'm just thinking a different format would have worked better. I could be mistaken. I do think it’s a funny idea, but doesn’t the pie chart format show that the two outcomes, beige cubicles and broken dreams, are mutually exclusive? Shouldn’t they be overlapped, like in a Venn diagram? I get the joke, I’m just thinking a different format would have worked better. I could be mistaken.

]]> By: Wendy http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73369 Wendy Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:11:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73369 I sent this 'round the office to much mirth. I love my cubicle, it's secreted away and nobody can see me lolcat all day. I sent this ’round the office to much mirth. I love my cubicle, it’s secreted away and nobody can see me lolcat all day.

]]> By: Mike Rowe http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73357 Mike Rowe Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:13:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73357 Give me a job where I bite the testicles out of little lambs. Give me a job where I bite the testicles out of little lambs.

]]> By: StrangeMagic http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73325 StrangeMagic Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:16:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73325 The grey part of the chart is even bigger in retail and/or service jobs. The grey part of the chart is even bigger in retail and/or service jobs.

]]> By: Me http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73265 Me Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:02:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73265 Pubicles? Pubicles?

]]> By: crack http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73258 crack Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:53:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73258 And get no respect!!! And get no respect!!!

]]> By: Casa http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73250 Casa Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:35:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73250 LOL! This graph made me laugh hard, and then these comments from the Dilbert people made me giggle even more, but this one is the best. ^^ LOL!
This graph made me laugh hard, and then these comments from the Dilbert people made me giggle even more, but this one is the best. ^^

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73241 Starlinguk Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:29:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73241 We had purple cubicles that were triangular, not square. They were also low enough, so you didn't have to stand up to yell at a colleague. We had purple cubicles that were triangular, not square. They were also low enough, so you didn’t have to stand up to yell at a colleague.

]]> By: Squid http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73213 Squid Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:42:45 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73213 This graph is a win about fail This graph is a win about fail

]]> By: Kat http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73200 Kat Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:07:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73200 I am so feeling this graph! I took a transfer halfway across the country to a city where I have no friends or family, saved a billion dollar deal for my company and just two years later got a pink slip! I sold my condo (which cost less than the one bedroom apartment I have here) for a loss to do this! Please kill me. I am so feeling this graph! I took a transfer halfway across the country to a city where I have no friends or family, saved a billion dollar deal for my company and just two years later got a pink slip! I sold my condo (which cost less than the one bedroom apartment I have here) for a loss to do this! Please kill me.

]]> By: Jason.N http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73196 Jason.N Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:58:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73196 Did you read "who moved my cheese?" Did you read “who moved my cheese?”

]]> By: gloworm http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73184 gloworm Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:01:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73184 You can masturbate easier in a cube, though You can masturbate easier in a cube, though

]]> By: Ben http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73179 Ben Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:54:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73179 And go where exactly? And go where exactly?

]]> By: Reece400 http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73178 Reece400 Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:45:06 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73178 Yes, in our office they are an unpleasant green colour! Yes, in our office they are an unpleasant green colour!

]]> By: Thecueballkid http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73177 Thecueballkid Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:39:48 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73177 That is the smartest thing that I have ever heard anyone say. Ever. The people around me have this look in their eyes that can best be compared to the look of an abused dog in a shelter. That is the smartest thing that I have ever heard anyone say. Ever. The people around me have this look in their eyes that can best be compared to the look of an abused dog in a shelter.

]]> By: sillywhiskers http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73176 sillywhiskers Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:36:28 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73176 Cube life sucks your soul dry of joy. Cubes demean human beings to the level of cattle in stalls. Cubes offer none of the advantages of having your own office yet impart all of the disadvantages of working in an open-floor workspace. Like a rat in a maze, you will wind through the cubes, hoping for some cheese, but there is no cheese for the human rats in the cube maze. Get out. Get out while you can! Cube life sucks your soul dry of joy. Cubes demean human beings to the level of cattle in stalls. Cubes offer none of the advantages of having your own office yet impart all of the disadvantages of working in an open-floor workspace. Like a rat in a maze, you will wind through the cubes, hoping for some cheese, but there is no cheese for the human rats in the cube maze. Get out. Get out while you can!

]]> By: James http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73173 James Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:22:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73173 That is seriously one of the funniest ones I've seen. Kudos! That is seriously one of the funniest ones I’ve seen. Kudos!

]]> By: mkorejwo http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73172 mkorejwo Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:21:51 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73172 It will break you albeit a slow barely perceptible decline from your present zen state. Slowly you mind will become a quiverning mass of grey matter. Your Fung-Sieu ... well you get the idea. It will break you albeit a slow barely perceptible decline from your present zen state. Slowly you mind will become a quiverning mass of grey matter. Your Fung-Sieu … well you get the idea.

]]> By: conker87 http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73168 conker87 Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:10:24 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73168 Oh God, I lol'd irl. Oh God, I lol’d irl.

]]> By: gloworm http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73167 gloworm Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:08:01 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73167 My monitors make up the walls of my "cube" and they are full of many beautiful moving colors... and graphjam. My monitors make up the walls of my “cube” and they are full of many beautiful moving colors… and graphjam.

]]> By: Jenna http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73166 Jenna Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:52:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73166 This is prolly the best one I've ever seen on here, and I don't even work in a office. This is prolly the best one I’ve ever seen on here, and I don’t even work in a office.

]]> By: Thecueballkid http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73164 Thecueballkid Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:48:17 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73164 Muahaha.... My diabolical plan has worked. Muahaha…. My diabolical plan has worked.

]]> By: Different Me http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73163 Different Me Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:47:49 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73163 I was just thinking the same thing. I was just thinking the same thing.

]]> By: Thecueballkid http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73162 Thecueballkid Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:47:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73162 Nice. I'm thinking about becoming a professor. I've only been in a cube for a year and they haven't broken me yet. Nice. I’m thinking about becoming a professor. I’ve only been in a cube for a year and they haven’t broken me yet.

]]> By: josh http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73161 josh Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:40:12 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73161 This is hilarious! This is hilarious!

]]> By: Me http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73160 Me Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:28:08 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73160 I didn't know I was posting with a bunch of losers on here. I didn’t know I was posting with a bunch of losers on here.

]]> By: RJ http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73159 RJ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:27:23 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73159 I escaped! I am so happy now. I have no money(teacher) but I am happy! I escaped! I am so happy now. I have no money(teacher) but I am happy!

]]> By: papajon0s1 http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73158 papajon0s1 Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:05:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73158 Great. Just great. Thanks a ton for this graph. Now I'm all depressed. Happy now are you graph author? Happy you've finally broken me? Happy you've just brought a middle aged white guy to tears? :) My co-workers think I'm finally having that break down they all predicted... Thank God for the mind altering side effects of my high blood pressure meds. I'm going to Venus now. Great. Just great. Thanks a ton for this graph. Now I’m all depressed. Happy now are you graph author? Happy you’ve finally broken me? Happy you’ve just brought a middle aged white guy to tears? :) My co-workers think I’m finally having that break down they all predicted… Thank God for the mind altering side effects of my high blood pressure meds. I’m going to Venus now.

]]> By: Lumberg http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73157 Lumberg Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:00:27 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73157 Is that why your company is failing? Is that why your company is failing?

]]> By: Jason.N http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73155 Jason.N Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:59:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73155 gray cube here. and my shattered dreams are green like money gray cube here. and my shattered dreams are green like money

]]> By: Lili http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73152 Lili Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:56:06 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73152 My cubes are grey, too, and my shattered dreams are the hideous colour of blood-- Wait, that's the coworker I just hacked to bits. Ne'mmind. My cubes are grey, too, and my shattered dreams are the hideous colour of blood–

Wait, that’s the coworker I just hacked to bits. Ne’mmind.

]]> By: Michael Scott http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73146 Michael Scott Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:33:35 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73146 I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.

]]> By: MsMsBurning http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73145 MsMsBurning Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:33:30 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73145 My cubicles are gray. As gray as the shards of my broken dreams. My cubicles are gray. As gray as the shards of my broken dreams.

]]> By: Homer http://graphjam.com/2009/09/03/song-chart-memes-find-office/comment-page-1/#comment-73143 Homer Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:12:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=25089#comment-73143 Not true. The cubicles in my office are blue. Not true. The cubicles in my office are blue.

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