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Not true. The cubicles in my office are blue.
Yes, in our office they are an unpleasant green colour!
Oh dear, your boss must be a fan off The Matrix. … pukes*
My cubicles are gray. As gray as the shards of my broken dreams.
I guess the atmosphere that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Is that why your company is failing?
And get no respect!!!
He’s quoting The Office, folks. Notice the screen name?
My cubes are grey, too, and my shattered dreams are the hideous colour of blood–
Wait, that’s the coworker I just hacked to bits. Ne’mmind.
LOL!
This graph made me laugh hard, and then these comments from the Dilbert people made me giggle even more, but this one is the best. ^^
gray cube here. and my shattered dreams are green like money
Great. Just great. Thanks a ton for this graph. Now I’m all depressed. Happy now are you graph author? Happy you’ve finally broken me? Happy you’ve just brought a middle aged white guy to tears?
My co-workers think I’m finally having that break down they all predicted… Thank God for the mind altering side effects of my high blood pressure meds. I’m going to Venus now.
Muahaha…. My diabolical plan has worked.
I escaped! I am so happy now. I have no money(teacher) but I am happy!
Nice. I’m thinking about becoming a professor. I’ve only been in a cube for a year and they haven’t broken me yet.
It will break you albeit a slow barely perceptible decline from your present zen state. Slowly you mind will become a quiverning mass of grey matter. Your Fung-Sieu … well you get the idea.
I’ve been a cubicle for not quite two months and I’m already broken. Then again, it’s a government cubicle.
I didn’t know I was posting with a bunch of losers on here.
I was just thinking the same thing.
This is hilarious!
This is prolly the best one I’ve ever seen on here, and I don’t even work in a office.
My monitors make up the walls of my “cube” and they are full of many beautiful moving colors… and graphjam.
Oh God, I lol’d irl.
That is seriously one of the funniest ones I’ve seen. Kudos!
Cube life sucks your soul dry of joy. Cubes demean human beings to the level of cattle in stalls. Cubes offer none of the advantages of having your own office yet impart all of the disadvantages of working in an open-floor workspace. Like a rat in a maze, you will wind through the cubes, hoping for some cheese, but there is no cheese for the human rats in the cube maze. Get out. Get out while you can!
That is the smartest thing that I have ever heard anyone say. Ever. The people around me have this look in their eyes that can best be compared to the look of an abused dog in a shelter.
And go where exactly?
You can masturbate easier in a cube, though
Did you read “who moved my cheese?”
I am so feeling this graph! I took a transfer halfway across the country to a city where I have no friends or family, saved a billion dollar deal for my company and just two years later got a pink slip! I sold my condo (which cost less than the one bedroom apartment I have here) for a loss to do this! Please kill me.
Yeah… Ó_ò
This graph is a win about fail
We had purple cubicles that were triangular, not square. They were also low enough, so you didn’t have to stand up to yell at a colleague.
Pubicles?
Ok, that was funny.
The grey part of the chart is even bigger in retail and/or service jobs.
Give me a job where I bite the testicles out of little lambs.
I sent this ’round the office to much mirth. I love my cubicle, it’s secreted away and nobody can see me lolcat all day.
I do think it’s a funny idea, but doesn’t the pie chart format show that the two outcomes, beige cubicles and broken dreams, are mutually exclusive? Shouldn’t they be overlapped, like in a Venn diagram? I get the joke, I’m just thinking a different format would have worked better. I could be mistaken.
This is seriously the best graph I’ve ever seen!
Sad but true – except our cubicles are gray and broken dreams are beige.
As for get out while you can – I am hatching a plan – hopefully it doesn’t turn beige!
Our cubicles are also grey, our walls are a passive baby blue, and our doors are salmon. I guess that makes our broken dreams the colour of vomit from eating too many lollies to try and hold back the depression.
Wow, as if I wasn’t depressed enough on a Monday morning, lol.
I’m conflicted on this graph. I immediately starting laughing (because it really is funny) but then I took a look around….my beige cubicle. And now I am sad.
Still a great graph though. =)
*ahem*
STARTED laughing
It’s almost the weekend…give me a break. ;o)
Lol?
This is like poetry