Comments on: What My Husband Wants For Dinner

By: RiceCakes

RiceCakes — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 06:12:04 +0000

Creative, Lawl

By: CakeMan

CakeMan — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:28:28 +0000

Yo Momma Sucks Hard…..

By: mea

mea — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:00:13 +0000

win!

By: Blaixx

Blaixx — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:16:06 +0000

why isn’t there any mushrooms on the pizza?

By: Blaixx

Blaixx — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 02:11:23 +0000

put in in the oven at 900˚ for 3 seconds

By: holycowpeople

holycowpeople — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:15:09 +0000

Well I thought it was funny! My husband loves everything I cook, even when its got a bunch of spinach and healthy stuff in it. And he appreciates healthy food! But a part of him would love to eat pizza for every meal. (Me too!) So we both laughed at this (:

By: techdragon

techdragon — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:20:06 +0000

lol, matrix win
(what the husband said)
DANGIT MARGARET!! I WANTED A FREAKIN RED PILL!

By: tylonfoxx

tylonfoxx — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:39:33 +0000

well…
(A) have him cook
or
(B) take cooking classes

By: PencilSharpener

PencilSharpener — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:24:03 +0000

This one actually made me laugh out loud. I don’t know if that was just an anomaly or if the graph is actually any good.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:58:04 +0000

Well, despite Nash’s efforts to always be so negative all the time, I applaud you for your gratitude to your wife. Food is good for the body, mind, and soul, so yes, it is definitely a way of expressing care and affection. My husband is the one who cooks most of the time in my house, and even when he makes something that doesn’t completely float my boat, I still eat it because I know he made it from the heart. Plus, I grew up on somewhat meager means, so I appreciate whatever I get. Some people take stuff like that for granted.

By: blueberry

blueberry — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:39:40 +0000

How do you cook a blueberry?

By: Trakrat

Trakrat — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:41:31 +0000

total win!

By: omgcheez

omgcheez — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:35:08 +0000

It’s a blueberry!?

By: Edward

Edward — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:21:09 +0000

Your husband wants to eat nested gobs of play-doh?

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:44:08 +0000

Well if you cook for two people you can’t really consider just what one person wants. Perhaps the wife doesn’t like pizza. Not that it’s anything to complain about; either cook just for yourself or make something the other person actually wants to eat.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:36:51 +0000

I can’t help being picky. It’s counterproductive to eat something that makes you vomit.

And as for it being unbecoming, well that only matters if you care about such things.

By: A.Brod

A.Brod — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:08:28 +0000

Lol. You my friend kick ass

-Bob Dole

By: A.Brod

A.Brod — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:06:53 +0000

Then cook it for him bitch

By: Philip

Philip — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:52:42 +0000

You cooked a small blue indistinguishable blob? No wonder your husband won’t eat it.

By: MLD

MLD — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:02:32 +0000

Win!

By: Morn

Morn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:13:24 +0000

This graph is sad in more ways than one.
First – it fails because the left side alone answers the graph title. Right side is extraneous.
Second – it shows that the graph maker does not care for what her husband wants – all while creation of the graph serves as the evidence that she CLEARLY understands what it is he wants.
Thrird – there’s a hungry husband somewhere out there whose wife would rather post on GraphJam then cook a proper dinner…

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:24:51 +0000

Yes…That pretty much sums it up. My wife is a wonderfuil cook and I’m less than steller in the kitchen. To me,cooking for someone is a way of expressing care and affection and I’m always touched by that and never will take it for granted…
And yeah…I’m a guy. I kinda figured that when I mentioned “wife” that it would be a give away…

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:48:09 +0000

Can’t he order his own pizza? Or is he completely and totally helpless?

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:42:15 +0000

I think it’s a quarter.

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:32:51 +0000

It looks like he enjoys eating shower heads!

By: papajon0s1

papajon0s1 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:31:47 +0000

wait… I like the graphs the look like something! They are way better than many of the other graphs.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:26:14 +0000

Ah, probably. But why did she need to cook a mento?

By: jakjawagon

jakjawagon — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:19:34 +0000

What, that she doesn’t want him to escape the matrix?

By: ieldanth

ieldanth — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:19:20 +0000

Maybe it’s a glass of water and the pizza is just unbelievably huge?

By: Hil-dawg

Hil-dawg — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 13:00:35 +0000

You are actually in the f-ing dog house, you hussy.

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 10:40:22 +0000

Absolument.
Je suis d’accord.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:00:24 +0000

I didn’t demand perfect pizza, though, just a perfectly concentric crude rendering of a pizza.

Ceci n’est pas un pizza.

By: Pizza Guy

Pizza Guy — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:53:24 +0000

Your demand for perfect pizza irks me.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:34:29 +0000

The outer circle and inner circle of the pizza are not concentric. This irks me. Next time, make it perfect.

By: Nash

Nash — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:31:59 +0000

Well, just because someone cares enough to cook for you doesn’t mean you can automatically eat it. I generally can’t eat other people’s food.

I don’t see the problem, just don’t cook for the person. I’ve been making my own food since I was a kid because I couldn’t eat what my parents made.

I find it bizarre that we’re expected to force ourselves to eat something and pretend we like it just as to not appear ungrateful.

By: Seany

Seany — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:57:05 +0000

No it’s a mento

By: Boxes

Boxes — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:01:20 +0000

Iunno, but I think the joke is that the wife just ordered a damn pizza and so didn’t have to cook squat. That’s what it looks like to me.

By: siteinsights

siteinsights — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:43:33 +0000

Looks like somebody has blue balls…

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:50:50 +0000

This graph sucks hard

By: tdwprulezd00d

tdwprulezd00d — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:31:06 +0000

i dont think its a blueberry.theyre more purpleish.its too blue.maybe its the little blue pill O_O.i think shes trying to tell him something

By: StrangeMagic

StrangeMagic — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:23:29 +0000

If my wife has gone to the trouble to fix me something to eat them I’m going to eat,smile and be happy that someone cares enough for me to make a effort…
I’ve been on the other side of that equation and it was not fulfilling most of the time…

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:10:03 +0000

Ech, I just noticed that. Maybe it’s some variety of cheese? Whatever it is, I doubt it tastes good on pizza. Of course, I’ve never tried it, so I wouldn’t know.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:07:02 +0000

I was assuming some form of blue peas. Except she only cooked one, so I can see why the husband would prefer a huge pepperoni pizza.

By: it's that kid

it's that kid — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 23:35:18 +0000

Nobody wants a single blueberry for dinner anyways.

By: Sprite101

Sprite101 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:13:58 +0000

I got a better one, if he doesn’t like your cooking, then order him an effing pizza!

Jeez woman, do I hafto think of everything?

By: Jes

Jes — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:01:28 +0000

I was definitely thinking the same thing.

By: ac

ac — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:22:55 +0000

Did you cook viagra? No wonder he doesn’t want it!

By: NM

NM — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:14:49 +0000

Make me a damn pizza bitch!

By: yourmom

yourmom — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:00:17 +0000

If you don’t like his comment, you submit a better one.

By: Nobody You Know

Nobody You Know — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:56:06 +0000

Dammit, you’ve made me want pizza now. =[