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Eh, enough with the graphs drawn to look like something.
If you don’t like it, submit a better one.
If you don’t like his comment, you submit a better one.
I got a better one, if he doesn’t like your cooking, then order him an effing pizza!
Jeez woman, do I hafto think of everything?
Can’t he order his own pizza? Or is he completely and totally helpless?
Win!
This graph sucks hard
Yo Momma Sucks Hard…..
wait… I like the graphs the look like something! They are way better than many of the other graphs.
What they hell is that little blue thing that she cooked?
I was assuming some form of blue peas. Except she only cooked one, so I can see why the husband would prefer a huge pepperoni pizza.
No it’s a mento
Ah, probably. But why did she need to cook a mento?
I think it’s a quarter.
It’s a blueberry!?
How do you cook a blueberry?
put in in the oven at 900˚ for 3 seconds
Maybe next time you’ll cook him a bigger blue thing. At least make it moderate sized, for God’s sake.
Looks like she cooked him up a valium…
I’d take it!
small, blue pill? Bob Dole knows what that is.
You guys are all wusses, anybody want a real president, look in my toolshed, I”m in there most of the day.
You are actually in the f-ing dog house, you hussy.
Lol. You my friend kick ass
-Bob Dole
Next time, cook what he wants.
Make me!
I lol’d.
lol you cooked a blue circle…. I’d try it, at least!
sounds like a very frustrated housewife…?
What kind of cheese is on that pizza? Looks kind of rancid.
Ech, I just noticed that. Maybe it’s some variety of cheese? Whatever it is, I doubt it tastes good on pizza. Of course, I’ve never tried it, so I wouldn’t know.
It looks like he enjoys eating shower heads!
The blue circle ruins the joke. Why not a bunch of peas?
Why are you cooking smurf tails in the first place?
Dammit, you’ve made me want pizza now. =[
Make me a damn pizza bitch!
Did you cook viagra? No wonder he doesn’t want it!
I was definitely thinking the same thing.
Nobody wants a single blueberry for dinner anyways.
i dont think its a blueberry.theyre more purpleish.its too blue.maybe its the little blue pill O_O.i think shes trying to tell him something
What, that she doesn’t want him to escape the matrix?
lol, matrix win
(what the husband said)
DANGIT MARGARET!! I WANTED A FREAKIN RED PILL!
If my wife has gone to the trouble to fix me something to eat them I’m going to eat,smile and be happy that someone cares enough for me to make a effort…
I’ve been on the other side of that equation and it was not fulfilling most of the time…
Well, just because someone cares enough to cook for you doesn’t mean you can automatically eat it. I generally can’t eat other people’s food.
I don’t see the problem, just don’t cook for the person. I’ve been making my own food since I was a kid because I couldn’t eat what my parents made.
I find it bizarre that we’re expected to force ourselves to eat something and pretend we like it just as to not appear ungrateful.
Yes…That pretty much sums it up. My wife is a wonderfuil cook and I’m less than steller in the kitchen. To me,cooking for someone is a way of expressing care and affection and I’m always touched by that and never will take it for granted…
And yeah…I’m a guy. I kinda figured that when I mentioned “wife” that it would be a give away…
Well, despite Nash’s efforts to always be so negative all the time, I applaud you for your gratitude to your wife. Food is good for the body, mind, and soul, so yes, it is definitely a way of expressing care and affection. My husband is the one who cooks most of the time in my house, and even when he makes something that doesn’t completely float my boat, I still eat it because I know he made it from the heart. Plus, I grew up on somewhat meager means, so I appreciate whatever I get. Some people take stuff like that for granted.
I can’t help being picky. It’s counterproductive to eat something that makes you vomit.
And as for it being unbecoming, well that only matters if you care about such things.
Looks like somebody has blue balls…
Iunno, but I think the joke is that the wife just ordered a damn pizza and so didn’t have to cook squat. That’s what it looks like to me.
The outer circle and inner circle of the pizza are not concentric. This irks me. Next time, make it perfect.
Your demand for perfect pizza irks me.
I didn’t demand perfect pizza, though, just a perfectly concentric crude rendering of a pizza.
Ceci n’est pas un pizza.
Absolument.
Je suis d’accord.
win!
Maybe it’s a glass of water and the pizza is just unbelievably huge?
This graph is sad in more ways than one.
First – it fails because the left side alone answers the graph title. Right side is extraneous.
Second – it shows that the graph maker does not care for what her husband wants – all while creation of the graph serves as the evidence that she CLEARLY understands what it is he wants.
Thrird – there’s a hungry husband somewhere out there whose wife would rather post on GraphJam then cook a proper dinner…
Well if you cook for two people you can’t really consider just what one person wants. Perhaps the wife doesn’t like pizza. Not that it’s anything to complain about; either cook just for yourself or make something the other person actually wants to eat.
You cooked a small blue indistinguishable blob? No wonder your husband won’t eat it.
Then cook it for him bitch
Your husband wants to eat nested gobs of play-doh?
total win!
This one actually made me laugh out loud. I don’t know if that was just an anomaly or if the graph is actually any good.
well…
(A) have him cook
or
(B) take cooking classes
Well I thought it was funny! My husband loves everything I cook, even when its got a bunch of spinach and healthy stuff in it. And he appreciates healthy food! But a part of him would love to eat pizza for every meal. (Me too!) So we both laughed at this (:
why isn’t there any mushrooms on the pizza?
Creative, Lawl