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  1. Redneck_Rebel says:

    Impulsive shopping WIN.

  2. yrb says:

    Only idiots go to Walmart

    • Vale says:

      Huh, so thinking economically is a bad idea?

      I would have never guessed.

      • The Chinese says:

        Please buy lots of cheap chinese products from walmart. You are helping our economy.

        • Child says:

          mmmm, lead flavored toys!

        • Redneck_Rebel says:

          Please be an ignorant moron who thinks that ANYTHING that is sold in this country is actually made here.

          One or two things are, but that’s about it; it’s not just Wal-Mart’s products.

        • kg333 says:

          Heh, understanding the definition of “economical” FAIL.

          I’ll give you a hint, it has nothing to do with the economy.

          • Sussy says:

            True, however he does have a point in that walmart was the big starter of buyers power, where the factories prices are dictated by the buyer, (aka: walmart) thus resulting in companies moving their factories to where things can be made for less money, so Walmart will buy from them. So something that costs walmart 50 cents to make, they can sell for 20, or 30, or whatever they want. All of this results in low costs at walmart, but sever loss of jobs, loss of exports, and I highly suspect a great cause of our financial situation. Only they media would never point that out, because one of it’s main sponsors, on every network, is the Walmart/Sam’s corporation.

      • Keogh says:

        I do not need my shopping center to decide whether or not I can buy an album with explicit lyrics or magazine like Maxim.
        I will use my purchasing power elsewhere.

        • Awesome says:

          However, apparently they don’t need you to tell them what they can and can’t stock.

          Only place in America you can get a job right now WIN

          • Keogh says:

            No, I can tell them what to stock.
            If they carried the items that I wanted to purchase I would purchase from their shop.
            I buy elsewhere at shop that does have what I want.
            Money talks, unfortunately the fact that most americans are on a very tight budget speaks louder than making a point.

            • Awesome says:

              I said they don’t need you, not that you can’t.
              Reading comprehension FAIL

              • Keogh says:

                Cool, you’re right.
                Tonight, when you are all dressed up in your uniform to scan peoples merchandise, remember with an attitude like that not a whole lot of people are going to check the “Yes” box to the “Was my cashier friendly today?”
                And tell your mom that I said thanks for last night.

            • ClariPossum says:

              “…the fact that most americans are on a very tight budget speaks louder than making a point.”

              This. And that the grocery store here has no self-checkout lanes. I’m all about the convenience, too. (:

    • RJ says:

      I go to our local Wal-Mart for one reason: My dang local grocer refuses to carry Lindt 90% cacao chocolate bars!

      mmm…chocolate

    • Me says:

      So you go often, huh?

  3. NP says:

    Didn’t anyone tell you never use a preposition to end a sentence with?

  4. Adene says:

    Matt and Trey didn’t lie either.

  5. Anon says:

    Solution: Don’t go to Wal-Mart.

  6. John Crosby says:

    This reminds me of the stuff like useless stuff I get at Costco.

  7. Smartz says:

    This is seemingly reminiscent of that one South Park episode where a Wal-Mart, or K-Mart or whatever came to their town…

  8. Alex says:

    Its not our fault you went to Walmart looking for Marijuana.

  9. yrb says:

    If you shop at Walmart you are poor, stupid, a redneck, or a combination of thereof

  10. peasandcarrots says:

    Replace WalMart with Target and you’ve got it.

  11. Marekatt says:

    So you forgot to buy almost everything you came there for? ADD anyone? (Walmart has EVERYTHING, so you can’t say they didn’t have it).

    • Yosh says:

      I have yet to find a WalMart which carries rice milk other than the shelf-stable stuff or soy cheese without milk products. They also don’t carry whole grains or vegan anything. So, I would not say they have everything.

      • yrb says:

        Cheap crap, that’s all they have

      • Seller Of Smut says:

        Where do you live? The Wal-Marts here in Pensacola, FL do. I buy soy milk and soy cheese from Wal-Marts all the time. There is Rice Dream and other shelf stable stuff too.

        • Yosh says:

          But the soy cheese that they sell has milk products in it, to which my son has a major allergy (hives, difficulty breathing, etc.). And, he can’t stand the taste of soy milk. And, the refrigerated rice milk is less expensive than the shelf stable.
          All that being said, I don’t go to Wally World much anyway, as there are a lot of places to go with wider selections and better prices/quality.

      • Alicia says:

        They do carry those things. You must not be looking hard.

        They have the Amy’s Kitchen brand in their freezer section. Many of those products are Vegan, and all of them are Vegetarian at least. Amy’s doesn’t use meat in any of their foods. They also have vegan cheese (I’ve seen it with my own eyes!). Try looking harder.

  12. Moomoomoo1 says:

    Who the hell made this a venn diagram, it makes no sense at all. I mean, i get it, you go to walmart to get stuff, and you come home with a lot more stuff then you intended to get.

    • Yosh says:

      Let’s look at it this way: you go to WalMart with a list of twenty items. You get 2 items off that list, but end up getting 50 other items that you didn’t go there intending to buy.

    • Crystal Kyuuketsuki says:

      I agree. This should have been a bar graph… or something.

    • Keogh says:

      Rememeber, the next time that you are at Wal mart to pick up your easy to use Chart Bitch Guide, new from Ronco!@!

      It will teach you how to use the following statement correctly and fill in the blanks accurately!!

      “I can’t believe that this is a _________. It should have been made as an ________.”

      Acceptable items to fill the blank in with are:
      - Bar graph
      - Venn diagram
      - Pie graph
      - Cluster thingy

      Get it now while supplies last, that way, for the very next entry on graph jam, it can be YOU that makes this unavoidable comment!

  13. A Stumble Passerby says:

    The comments on this page are hilarious and pathetic all rolled into one. In response to yrb, I shop at Walmart, I have a graduate degree, I’m not a redneck, and I’m not poor. However, since you are so quick to assume that all people that shop at Walmart fit your stereo type, I’m guessing that you are actually the one that is “poor, stupid, a redneck, or a combination of thereof.”

    Enough said. If you don’t like Walmart, don’t shop there. Pretty simple.

    • NP says:

      Stereotype is one word, but I wouldn’t expect a poor, stupid redneck to know that. : ) Sorry, couldn’t resist the setup. Seriously, Wal-Mart sucks all the balls, but I still go there from time to time. On the flip, Target kicks all the ass and I go there every week. Clean aisles, awesome clearance endcaps and a Starbucks? I’m in retail heaven!

      • Devylan says:

        Target is just as bad as Wal-Mart in my opinion. The customers just think they’re better people, but a lot of the products are more expensive, and there’s less selection than what Wal-Mart offers. I hate both of these stores equally, and Starbucks is even lower on the list for me. There is nothing heavenly about retail giants. I will not stand on my high horse, however, and pretend that I’ve never been to any of these places, nor will I pretend that I don’t shop for certain things at Wal-Mart (diapers being the bulk of it), but I just get so fed up with the Wal-Mart shopper/Target shopper rivalry, as though one is any better than the other. Seriously, lame.

    • Don't rate this comment. says:

      Exactly. I’m not poor either, but I still go to Walmart for essentials. In many cases you’re buying the exact same made-in-China junk you could pay more for elsewhere.

      Saving money on essentials means one has more to spend on stuff they want. Or, especially with this economy, just leave aside in case of a rainy day.

      The wealthy don’t get that way by wasting money.

    • yrb says:

      Having a graduate degree does not make you not stupid. You are stupid, but I don’t expect you to understand that. You are basically a robot, conditioned to engage in shopping regularly to fill the void in your life. So you go to your Walmart or your Target or your mall every week if not more often and buy crap which you don’t actually need, did you already start to move your old crap into storage, or you just throw it away? That’s what American do: shopping and watching TV. That’s why you have to shop at Walmart, because you have to buy a lot of stuff often, so it would be expensive to shop elsewhere.

      I would not shop at Walmart just for aesthetical reasons and I can afford it, because I don’t buy a lot of crap all the time. I can afford to buy toilet paper and toothpaste in my local store, because it’s a very small part of my budget. If I want to buy something more substantial, I go to a nice store and buy a quality product. If we are talking about groceries, buying food at Walmart, if it’s not just bottled water or something, will make you fat and sick. You are probably already fat, right? I’m willing to bet that most of the people who commented positively about shopping at Walmart are overweight. I’m not talking causation, but the correlation is there, I’ve been to Walmarts a few times.

      • Sarah says:

        Being a cranky jackass WIN.

        • yrb says:

          jackass, maybe, from your uneducated point of view :) . but how am i cranky? senseless comment FAIL Sarah

          • Sarah says:

            How knoweth you of my education or lack thereof?

            • yrb says:

              I don’t think you know all the meanings of the word uneducated

              • Sarah says:

                Who are you? Do you know me? Do you know ANYONE you’ve spat at on here? Where do you get off making such asinine and rash judgments? Are you bored? Or what? I was bored slightly, or else I wouldn’t have bothered to reply. That and the damn cat won’t shut up, so I’m a tad impatient right now.

                • yrb says:

                  Who’s cranky now?

                  • Sarah says:

                    Okay I give up. You only have to answer ONE (1) of the above questions.

                    • yrb says:

                      Ok. I don’t know you.

                      • Sarah says:

                        Yet you called me uneducated 0_o.

                        • yrb says:

                          I did not. Uneducated does not always mean lack of formal education. It could mean unenlightened, uninformed etc. Check the dictionary. That’s what I called your POV in relation to the topic of discussion

                        • Sarah says:

                          Yes, I am aware of that. But it’s fun to be an ass to people you’ll never have to meet though isn’t it? Woohoo.

                        • Yrb's father. says:

                          YRB: probably 21 years old (if that), possible college dropout (because of The Man), still lives with his parents, deep in the burbs, smokes up a fair amount, and works at Starbucks (but is secretly ashamed to do so, an indie coffee place would have more cred, but they’re pretty far between in the burbs).

                        • NP says:

                          I’m thinking that “yrb” might stand for “complete and total stinking a-hole who has a barnyard animals fetish and routinely eats his own feces”. Am I close?

              • StrangeMagic says:

                yrb…can YOU say elitist asshole who perpetuates levels of class warfare with snobbish attitudes. I happen to have a high education level as well,make the money to be able to shop where I want and I would still rather be around Wal-Mart shoppers than twat waffles of your unenlightened ilk.
                Maybe your expecting a Wal-Mart customer response…ok,I can do that to…”yrb,suck a fart out of my ass”

      • Yosh says:

        Buying food at WalMart will make you fat and sick? Seeing as they sell the same items as other grocery stores, I don’t see the correlation.

        • derek says:

          I think the correlation is that the food you can buy at WalMart is not the kind where you have a choice to be healthy. It is all food with a long shelf life, heavily modified and preserved, and not good for you. Yes, they sell it elsewhere as well, but you are limited in options if you’re only buying food there. Eating Spaghetti-Os and macaroni every night is not a healthy diet.

          • Jessi says:

            Having worked in a Neighborhood Market (a Wal-Mart that is only a grocery store), I can tell you that Wally World sells plenty of healthy options. They are nowhere near as cheap as, say Spaghetti-Os and macaroni, but it’s still cheaper to buy there than anywhere else.

            I worked in the deli and when I would shop other places, I’d kind of do my own price comparison research. I was amazed at what some places would charge for the exact same item.

  14. Sarah says:

    ALSO…in relation to the graph…I think it would have made more sense if the blue circle was inside the red one. At least that’s how it always seem to work out for me.

  15. Fidra says:

    Oh, great Gu, this is so acurate. I once went into a WalMart with the intent to buy a bottle of Vitamin C. I came out with a new sheet set for the bed (since I had a cold and would be in bed…) a new dressing gown, a new pair of slippers, a new set of mugs, something to read, lots of treats to nosh on, and a bottle of vitamin C. I also learned NEVER to go shopping when I have a fever…bad idea, low attention span.

  16. I lose says:

    We got a rating system now?

    *runs to give +1s but to the trolls*

  17. rawr says:

    Reminds me of the time my family went to get a plunger at Walmart and came back after 2 hours with 10 bags of useless crap.

    • Keogh says:

      Just out of curiousity…..
      Why did you bring 10 Walmart employees home with you???

      ***Disclaimer***
      Producer of this comment holds no ill will toward the employees of Wal-mart, nor does he believe that they are uneducated or rednecks. He has read the flame exchanges above and wishes that everyone will accept the above comment as simply a joke and laugh at it.
      Thank you for you time.

    • Yosh says:

      Exactly why I hate shopping with my wife. “I’m just going in to get some chips” ends up 30 minutes later with “I figured I’d check the clearance aisle while was in there.” At this point, we’re 20 minutes late to wherever we’re going.

  18. Edward says:

    How unfortunate for you and most of the world.

  19. siteinsights says:

    Walmart? What’s that? Do they like… Sell stuff for walls?

  20. alex says:

    consumism. isn’t it a great thing? stupid people

  21. StrangeMagic says:

    *sigh*…Went in for a few grocerys and spent over $100…but we won’t be eating out now,so it saves us buku dinero in the long haul.
    Walmart has customers of all income levels. Some of it is the poor,no doubt. But there’s a reason some people with money manage to keep it to….

  22. Jessi says:

    I miss Wal-Mart. I recently moved to the Portland area from the Houston area and they don’t seem to exist in this part of the world. The nearest one to me is a 30 minute drive away!

    If you ask the people here why there are so few Wal-Marts, they’ll tell you that Wal-Mart drives out local businesses and shuts down mom and pop stores and yet, they love their Starbuckses (?) and their Win-Cos. Both of which do the exact same thing.

    I’m not big with the shopping. I only go once every week or two to get the essentials, but I also don’t have the money to spend at all of the over priced stores that they have up here.

    Also, I miss having some place that I can go and wander around at 3 in the morning when I can’t sleep.

    • Devylan says:

      boo Starbucks! It is definitely too big for it’s britches, as well, but they recently had to close down some, and Wal-Mart’s still going strong. I guess some people do have their priorities right. Hmm… Oh, but the natives of your area would probably argue that Starbucks started out in their neck of the woods, as to rationalize their feeding the corporate giant that it has become.


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