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I have to agree with you there.
what if they have a giant you-know-what?
I was at a beach resort in the Middle East a couple years ago that was mainly patronized by Russians (even store signs were in both Arabic and Russian)….and all the men – of all ages, all body shapes – were wearing not Speedos, but….THONGS!!!!!!I saw more male ass in three days than I have in my entire lifetime. The Russian women, by the way, all wore bikini/thongs – again, no matter what age or shape…..
Many Japanese men wear them as well. It’s just disturbing!
Respectful disagree. Competition swimmers and divers can wear speedos whenever they want around me.
exactly. You know if Michael Phelps was in the room wearing a speedo women would be all over him.
But that’s only if MEN are wearing them.
P.S. I’ve never seen a 2-year old in a speedo so I can’t prove the truism of this graph.
Actually, the line only goes between about age 10, and about age 90. I have seen 10 year olds wearing speedos, but boys younger than that will probably just keep on their underwear instead.
Now… 90 year olds… that’s a different story. That part of the graph should actually dip into THE NEGATIVE Y-AXIS!! Ick…
Chances are it’s not “attractive”. Actually, it’s a given that it’s not.
WIN!
Excellent! First funny graph in a while. I was afraid the site might be turning into “see what kinds of funny pictures you can make with graphing software”.
It’s been a long time since a graph has literally made me LOL.
Until there’s a huge spike between 20 and 30 I’m going to have to respectfully disagree…
There’s a double entendre there somewhere.
I KNEW EXACTLY what this graph would look like. Right on!
True story.
What woman doesn’t love a man who looks good in a speedo?
All of them.
Amen.
You wouldn’t believe how many guys wear speedos in Europe…
trust me, it’s REALLY HORRYFING. Imagine a WHOLE BEACH where every single guy is wearing a speedo… hmmm tasty? 
Speak for yourself ^^ No-one wears them in Norway.
but that’s where all the hot people are!
Doesn’t Norway have nude beaches?
That being why nobody bothers with speedos…
not in Ireland, you might get a bit of a chill if you wear them
Dude, your not european, your irish, thats waaaay cooler…
only if the men are
Yeah because “Europe” is really the same country
Anyway, the preferred swimwear for guys in the Netherlands is still loose-fitting shorts. Dunno about anywhere else though…
Many French swimming pools demand speedos – loose shorts are “unhygienic” apparently
In America we call them “freedom pants”
Well Speedos certainly aren’t “freeing”, if that’s what you mean.
In New Zealand we call them Budgie Smugglers.
That is hilarious and SO VERY WRONG.
yeah in Australia we call them Budgie smugglers, banana hammoks or DT’s
does anyone know what DT’s stand for??? nobody seems to know…
I don’t know what america you are living in…
Yeah, that’s why in most Dutch pools guys have to wear underwear too. And my boyfriend says he prefers it that way, because otherwise ‘certain things are moving around too much’ and speedos are just wrong…
I still have to laugh every time I see a guy wearing boxers with the waistband proudly displayed above – and of course matched to – his swimming shorts.
Oh you pelvis-fobic Americans!
In Europe you see them everywhere.
Everyone know what’s there. It’s not like they’re hiding some kind of secret of the Universe.
Everybody knows what’s in a sewer pipe, too, but that doesn’t make us any more eager to look at it.
There’s a double entendre there somewhere.
Ahem – too true. Why do the septics (septic tank = Yank) have such a problem with Speedos? Probably for the same reasons films and TV shows will display fully nude women, but once the plot would indicate male nudity they get coy.
Those loose, long, baggy shorts men wear as if they were sensible swimwear make them look as if they’ve borrowed their much-older-and-bigger brother’s stuff. Silly and unattractive.
American men, as far as I have been able to tell, are the only ones in the world that wear those ridiculous friggin’ “shorts” that look like a cross between harem pants and capri pants… and they keep getting longer and baggier every year… and they think THAT looks good (versus speedos)! It’s all about anxiety about the penis is all it is (I think the baggy shorts are supposed to hide the lack thereof).
as far as im concerned, I would much rather see men in those “ridiculous friggin shorts” then a speedo any day. Seriously wear the shorts.
FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!!
two words- Tom Daley
I prefer to refer to speedo’s by their Australian name: Budgie smugglers
It gives a much better mental image don’t ya think?
How about banana hammock?
A pink banana hammock.
Poor little birdies.
WIN.
They should have a license for only Olympic swimmers to buy Speedo swimwear…if they even still use the Speedo brand. Anything else that Speedo makes is fine just…stop with the menswear…please.
Don’t forget about michael phelps!! He looks AH-MAZING in a speedo!!
There aren’t many people who can smoke weed and be the most decorated athlete in Olympic history, and in the history of his sport in general; in fact, there’s only one. The number of men who really look good in a Speedo isn’t that limited, but it’s close.
Michael Phelps WIN
First one I’ve “lol’d” at in a while!
come to australia, we have had some politicians choose to do part of their campaigning while wearing them.
We call them Budgie Smugglers here
I look great in speedo’s
-2000 points.
Get the drift, yeah?
No seriously dude, what if that’s Michael Phelps? Massive fail at teh internets… o.O
But with the chances being the entire population:1 I’m assuming its not.
Lol, he comes on here and says ‘why thank you, youre too kind’
I stand by my unreasonable and purely self-serving assumptions!
Bu…but some guys look really good in speedos D:
Unless you are referring to Michael Phelps, Then no, Not really.
Ah, is this in response to Alton Towers (UK theme park)’s decision to ban speedos from its waterpark? I tend to associate speedos with ageing lotharios such as Peter Stringfellow. Eww. Men with good bodies should wear those tight little shorts like Daniel Craig in the Bond movie. Yum!
tehehehehe.
YES! WIN!
Funniest graph in a while. Good job!
I can’t stand people who think that wearing a speedo makes someone “gay”. I play water polo and wear a speedo everyday for practice and games. when ever somebody laughs at speedos or says it’s gay, I’d just like to see them trying to play water polo in the hole set (the hardest and most brutal position) and see how gay it really is.
It ain’t “gay,” (though there are plenty of tough, manly gay men out there) it’s just UGLY.
We’ll give you a pass while actually playing H2O polo, though, because anything looser would probably be ripped off your body in the flailing mass of slipperywet male bodies…
I’d watch that
I don’t think anyone has commented on them being “gay” here (yet?), just that they’re ugly and wrong
It’s different if you’re playing water sports, but most guys that wear speedos genuinely think they look amazing when they don’t…
You said, ‘hole set’…
You read into that way too much. Just keep that in mind during your next hard, brutal hole set.
Where’s Todd on this one?
Do real men wear Speedos?
Best graph in a long long time!
I haven’t seen Todd since I discovered his secret. I think I scared him off. You probably shouldn’t invoke him, though, just to be safe.
It’s funny how Americans invented a story about a man wearing his tight underpants over his pants and called him a superhero, but still think speedos are wrong.
Well having superpowers is the only way anybody can get away with it. When they can rip you tp shreds with a single glare, you don’t laugh at them
21 year-old men in speedos are hot! Geez, is every woman here a lesbian? Who doesn’t enjoy looking at an almost-naked young male body? You’re all either crazy or jealous. I just hope this doesn’t discourage hot men from showing off their stuff.
You had me at hello.
i really think they should keep some of them hidden.
add a little mystery?
cause that’s really too much for me to see, unless maybe he’s my hubby.
other than that…..*shudder*
Because any woman that doesn’t like looking at any 21 year old’s mostly naked body is a lesbian? Since when are all 21 year olds hot? Since when do all 21 year old males have nice bodies? Sure, maybe in the Cosmopolitan magazine that you worship, but in real life? Believe me, there are PLENTY more 21 year olds who are not good looking than 21 year olds who are. You clearly don’t attend college… and if you do, you clearly don’t pay attention to the beer-belly ridden boys who eat refried beans out of a can. And by the way, a guy looks a LOT better in jammers! I don’t need to see all the hair on the upper thigh (or sticking out… ew).
Jealous of a 21 year old male in a speedo? WTF? Catgirl comment FAIL
Really really depends on the guy lmao
I’m pretty open about my love for man-parts so Speedos on those under the age of about 50 (and over 18 duh) and are under 20-30 pounds overweight are generally ok in my book. Sure, there’s probably some fuggos in there, but in general, I’m a fan of speedomen.
Some of you other “straight” ladies got problems with dicks and that’s sad :C
Er, I didn’t think it was the dicks they had the problem with…
“straight”? does that “really” need to be “in” quotes?
some of us like to keep the mystery for the bedroom- which is much classier and sexier. And in public, yes, I have a problem with penises. It means you’re not attractive enough for me to want to see you that naked.
WIN.
I agree. Speedos are repulsive.
Speedos on a guy are like Spandex on a girl – in most cases it’s a big mistake, but there are occasional people for which it’s most definitely the right decision.
I disagree with you, but I like the graph. It was genuinely funny.
i don’t know…david beckham looks pretty good in one..even if he is douchey…
i gotta say speedos are gross but there is this one guy i know who looks absolutley gourgeous in one
i suppose it depends on how good you look, huh…
I agree, and the graph made me laugh out loud.
Fortunately I have never seen a guy in a speedo in person. They don’t tend to get worn where I am.
I was waiting for this to animate. I found it funnier as a result of my oversight.
UNLESS THE SPEEDO IN QUESTION IS TANGERINE.
“Please get me a towel
Mr. Tangerine Speedo
You’re all over town
In your tangerine
La la la la la la la la…”
I found this graph extremely humorous, but untrue. Nudity or some close semblance thereof simply does not gross me out. I can look at an 80-year-old of either sex in the buff without batting an eyelash. It just… doesn’t seem like something that should be gross. And younger people can look very good in speedos.
P.S. I’m not European; I’m from Southeast United States.
I think i Have to disagree somewhere in the 20 And below section… Possibly. Speedos themselves are unattractive.
We know what’s there. But I, being a 12 year old girl, prefer not to get a very how to put it….. vivid picture of what’s under there every time i rough house with my male-friends in a pool.