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You win!!! You win!!! You win!!! Buttercup, you’ve won the honorary distinction of becomming the first person to post on a new graph on the website “GraphJam!” Now your life is truly complete.
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That would have been funnier if you mocked her as the Dread Pirate Roberts, or even Wesley. But no, you were lame.
Duly noted.
Thank you all. And thank you for the Princess Bride reference. My fav movie!!! I was so excited to get this first. This is my first first EVER. so it’s kinda a big deal, although my boyfriend didn’t think so. but he is silly
My dear, perhaps you should consider leading this silly boy and spending time with an established Senator, with experience knocking up and paying off, I mean pleasing women.
nty kthxbai
Um, correct me if I’m wrong… but isn’t the Senate part of Congress? Senators ARE congressmen, so this is very redundant.
Although the Senate and Congress are both considered “Houses of Congress,” Senators are not referred to as Congressmen.
Why not? Shouldn’t Representatives just be Representatives and Senators be Senators and they’re both congressmen? This is a flaw in the English language.
You are correct sir! Perhaps a misguided Venn diagram would muddy up the water just a little bit more.
Why not a line graph? I LOVE lines.
The Senate and the House of Representatives are the “houses of Congress.” Senators and Representatives ARE referred to as Congressmen collectively, or their individual names, respectively. High school civics class fail.
But as a matter of usage, the term “Congressman” refers to members of the House of Representatives in particular. I agree that it’s unclear at first, but then you get used to the distinction.
Don’t forget about caring about your attractive daughter’s/son’s ass.
Mommy said that I have the prettiest ass in the family. She said so when she forced me to have sex with a congressional intern.
Wouldn’t that be either Lisa or Maggie?
Isn’t it called congresspeople now?! *Goes into a feminist-frenzy*
Total win, in spite of slight definition error.
Pfft. *My* money. HAAAH!!! The money of giant insurance companies and other lobbying groups? Hell to the yeah. My money? Pfft.
Oh also, my vote? HAAAH!!! Only in an election year and sometimes only in the last few months before an election. And not as if they actually DO anything, they just ACT like they give a f*ck. Screw them, screw them all to death, I wish the whole place would get firebombed.
No, this only applies to republicans.
Ha, sure. How is that bubble you’re living in?
You must not keep up with news… or are just blindly ignoring all the Democrat’s broken campaign promises. That’s really cute though. Do you believe the world is flat too?
I did not need money or votes to get elected. Everyone knows I was not truly elected to anything, since, I could not be, having been born in Kenya and all.
Oops, did I say that outloud?
HA! funny
Good reason to make sure you take care of your own health, your own retirement, and thoroughly research the market before making a large purchase like a house.
Agreed! I don’t care how stable the government is… you can’t always count on someone else to take care of you!
though not always easy to prevent when the government is forcing you to let them take care of you
A better graph would be how much they claim to care (Very much!) versus how much they actually care (I don’t give a rat’s ass.)
Everyone hates Congress but loves their Congressman. THEIR guy is good. THEIR guy has his heart in the right place. All the REST are crooks and liars.
Nope. I hate my congressmen.
oooh…no Scott… no. In WI, we may have 2 decent guys on the fed level but c’mon, we gave the country Russ Feingold of all idiots… On behalf of WI I’d like to apologize to the country for that guy…
Meh, I like my congressman as a person, but dude, he is a sucky politician.
All my congresswoman ever does is protest outside buildings and get arrested.
I don’t like mine.
It’s so politics!
They don’t care about my money – it’s really their money to do with as they please.
They don’t care about my vote – they can buy 10 votes with a TV campaign for every 1 vote their actual behavior affects.
Regardless of party, Congress is overrun by the self-appointed nobility who have a divine right to be better than us.
Hey dude that was a awesome post.. The graph is good but i think all senators & congressman are not same, i know congressman only wants the vote but all are not same so this graph is not perfect..