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When your pants come undone?
You got served!
Hey can I have my joke back.
Is that a statement or a question?
Oh snap!
Sorry… don’t get it.
Me either. My thought when I saw this was, ‘Well. THAT cleared that up…’
Got told (to ‘tell’ someone): when someone makes a passing comment, innocent or otherwise, and you think up something underminingly insultive to say about them in response to it, you are considered to have “told” that person. At this point, depending on the volume and masculinity of the audience, the gay guy in the back will traditionally say, “oh Snap!”
Hope this makes more sense now.
When I saw the title, I expected the graph to just be the word “Never”.
Nor me – is it a cultural thing?
I just use it randomly.
I didn’t know it was for when someone “got told.” Seriously wtf?
So GraphJam is just ripping off stuff that’s been done before? I won’t link lest it be taken as spam, but google “oh snap flowchart.” It’s this, but not a ripoff, and done better.
Oh snap….
Yeah, that is pretty lame.
Graph is in error, it seems to suggest that “Oh Snap” leads to “tell them” instead of the other way around.
(suggested reading: The visual display of quantitative information by Edward R. Tufte.)
Oh, snap, he got told!
Repeat graph.
Graph.
Very good!
*Hands Name a cookie*
bleaaaaagh my chocolate chips! tell my wife I love her.
Nobody will ever know that you died thinking of them!
Arrows?
Agreed. There should be two arrows down and an arrow from right to left.
Granted, you should be able to figure this graph out without them, but since when is hosting at such a premium that we can’t afford pointy things at the end of our lines?
This graph makes zero sense.
Oh snap!
Wait, I don’t think I used it right. Hmmm, I followed the instructions…
Tell them what?
EXACTLY.
OH SNAP.
Does Graph Jam reject anything?
Yes.
But not enough.
Oh snap!
Since when did Snap! mean anything other than a reference to the Victorian card game where matching cards had children yell “SNAP!”?
For generations, the word Snap! has been used to mean “hey, we match”, or “hey we are alike” or “me too!”
Why do Americans feel the need to alter words and change things that further alienate themselves from rest of the English speaking world?
I still don’t understand what they’ve done to Snap! …and neither does the rest of the world.
Pretty sure I’ve never heard Snap! used that way. Snap is one of the Rice Krispies guys.
And why do you feel the need to alienate yourself by being a douchebag?
And for the record, no one here has really used “Oh Snap!” like this for several years. I’m sure they don’t have slang in your country (sarcasm), but terms and meanings come and go in the U.S. (and every other country in the world, including yours).
Oh snap!
I always thought a snap was a fastener for clothing like jackets.
Awesome. I immediately gave my brother in law the link.
“get told”? What the heck does that mean? We have to stop changing the slang rules. I’m getting to old to keep up.
Get told what?
I actually laughed, repeat or not.
I don’t get why people questiont the graph… It’s not that hard to understand if you’re educated… above a 5th grader’s intellect.
I have three responses. Pick your fave. 1. Oh snap! should be said when some chick walks by with the niceness. 2. Oh snap! should only be said by a Beastie Boy. 3. This graph should be moved to failblog.
From the flickr flowchart comments:
I prefer to accompany the “Oh Snap” with a move I call “The Hunchback Is About to Sneeze”. Try it!
I agree with this wholeheartedly.
The Giggling Hunchback Is About To Sneeze!
I must not use Venn diagrams as “flow charts”.
I must not use Venn diagrams as “flow charts”.
I must not use Venn diagrams as “flow charts”.
I must not use Venn diagrams as “flow charts”.
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next time make up your own graph. and do it right.
Snap-o
ur cool
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wow i saw this and started saying it at school now everybody like thinks its like hilarious and wont stop saying”OH SNAP!” its not that funny after 1000 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!