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The customer is always a right asshole
Where’s the left one?
You’re thinking cheek, dear.
No. I am thinking of the left asshole. There has to be a left asshole.
This would have worked better as a venn diagram.
why did you post this as a reply to me? Nesting fail.
It wouldn’t work better as a venn diagram…
Oh, my God. Ihave worked at a grocery store as a cashier. Customers would go off for the stupidest crap! Whoever made this graph jam is my hero for the day!
Oh, it is not just retail. It’s customer service, too.
I’ve worked in both and I completely agree with you! That’s why I make it a point never to treat people in retail or customer service like that. I always clean up after myself in fitting rooms, I’ll hang clothes back on racks that have fallen, I’ll pick miscellaneous items up that have fallen or been knocked off racks, I leave big tips (bc I’ve waitressed too), and if I’m calling about a problem with something I never rant and rave to the person on the line. Honestly, some people act ridiculous in some of these places.
Working in a lingerie department was the most interesting. People would get mad a ME for items they’ve tried on not fitting right! Pick a larger size, Honey, or go on a diet.
Actual words spoken to me while in manager training at my local supermarket many years ago: “We tell the majority of our employees “The customer is always right.” Now as managers, you have to realize that the customer is always right….unless, of course, they’re wrong.”
This is so true! The customers in the clothing store I work at are terrible and often downright petty. Honestly, who put clothes back on the hanger inside out after trying it on? And if you can’t remember where in the store you got an article from, just hang it on the fitting room clothes rack, don’t just dump it anywhere “because we get paid to clean up after you”!
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For real! I worked in retail during college and only survived 3 months because the customers were so HORRIBLE. It really opened my eyes to what store clerks have to go through. Even though that was years ago, I make it a point to not make a mess and will even pick up after friends/family (and make sure they understand why!) because the employees are definitely not getting paid enough to get treated like trash.
maybe they where rude because you where stupid like every clerk I come in contact with every day. Bunch of morons.
I worked in a clothing store for 3 months too, and quit because it downright sucked.
I was, too, shocked how people just turn a pile upside down looking for their size while you are right next to them asking them “Can I help you find the right size?”. “NOPE, I’m fine -turns pile upside down-”
I always still pick up clothes that people drop on the floor -when they bump in to a rack and stuff falls off-.. I still don’t understand why people don’t pick it up when it’s their fault.. :S
Moron… that’s your JOB. It’s called JOB SECURITY. Duh.
Fu(king whiners.
It’s called common sense and manners to pick something up when you drop it. Our job is not to clean up after your ass.
Yes it is. Do your job and STFU or else quit.
Simple solution… find another job. Whiner.
How would you know what my actions are? I do all my shopping online, and this is why.
Vicious cycle, people. You act like an asshole, I quit shopping in your retail outlet, there’s less need for you as an employee, you lose your job, the community loses its retail outlet, you spend even more time in your mom’s basement.
Apparently you’re too stupid to follow the logic here.
you’re assuming that the people who aren’t happy with their retail job are assholes to the customers. I worked in retail for a few months to help pay for college, and I saw honestly nice employees being treated terribly by the customers who do indeed act as if they are always right.
I once had a customer pick a fight with me over the interpretation of the sign declaring “80% off!” I told her very politely what it meant, but she insisted on being obnoxious and demanded to speak to a manager who told her, in exactly the same words as mine, the same exact thing. Wow.
Also, your assumption that retail workers live in their mom’s basement is COMPLETELY the opposite. No one I worked with lived with their parents. Most work retail as a second source of income, and many are young, single parents, college students, or middle-aged workers looking to supplement their income.
There’s no need to be an ass to someone because of how they choose to earn money. People are people, and you should be considerate of them IN EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
“Can’t we all just get along…”
*cue weeping*
Trust me when I say that your kind is not missed and a huge sigh of relief could be heard thruout the land when you announced you do your shopping online…
And there are ways to deal with people like you so that it’s a huge pain in your ass and there’s not a thing you can do about it Jr….
That echo you hear is the sound of your sighing in relief in an empty store. Have fun with that unemploymentality, moron.
Haven’t been unemployed in years and I absolutely love having the chance to put people like you in your place. But I’m willing to bet you only act this bad when you have a keyboard in front of you.
You would not be able to get away with it in very many stores…You’d be the one who gets bounced of the store and then says “They better be glad I didn’t get really mad or I’d have (insert moronic action here)”
Keep it up Jr. You provide entertainment value
Dance, little retail peon, dance.
INTERNET TOUGH GUY
Thanks for noticing. Much appreciated.
Apparently you are!
Apparently you’re twat!
Hee hee another smock-jock joins the fray.
Huffing carbon monoxide from mommy’s basement furnace, I see. Can’t afford a sniffer?
In case anyone doubted the graph’s message, here is it in plain black and white.
Apparently if you’re an inept lazy-ass moron, you’re providing “job security”.
In one. Why would the store need you there otherwise?
You’re not selling us clothes or being helpful in any way — you’re merely an annoyance.
wrong again. The people who pick up after you have PLENTY to do besides cleaning up your messes. A fitting room attendent (not even the sales clerks) has to do these things:
1) Clean up the fitting rooms by putting everything back on a hanger and taking them out of the rooms
2) Organizing the clothes and putting them back in the appropriate section
3) Maintain the order of the store by going through the clothes rack and making sure everything is in its correct place and straightened and organized by size
They will also frequently help with mark-downs and retagging returned items. All things that they would still have to do even if people stopped making messes all over the store. Retail workers have PLENTY of job security.
You’re wrong. CUSTOMERS DON’T CARE!
It’s your job. Cope or quit.
I’m guessing the reason why that you’re a “nagged” hubby is because you treat your poor wife the way you treat people in the stores. Hopefully she gets fed up with your worthless ass and “quits” you for a better “job” elswhere where the new “customer” appreciates her.
Nice work! Stayed up all night thinking of that one, didn’tcha?
Well it was pretty good, and i think thats the most original comeback i have ever heard
Don’t like that comeback? Well, how about this one:
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.
Better?
Nagged Hubby…Some of these whiners should come sailing over the counter and kick your ass up around your ears so that you’d have to cough to fart…
Bring it.
Owait, you’re just a fart in the wind.
Next.
That’d be no problem Jr. If you came into my store and abused my staff or acted like a crotch dropping I would bounce you into the nearest dumpster….Feel free to keep it up, keyboard commando.
MY store? ROFLMAO, Billie Gates.
Do your job, register-jockey.
Sorry Jr….But I manage a my store and my staff likes the fact that they know I will not let them be abused and have intervened every time every time a voice was even raised.
I’ve called the police on people like you for trespass and also physically thrown a couple out as well.
It would b fun to see how if you bounce or skid across the parking lot…
Wow. Hit a nerve there, did I, register-jockey?
nah…you don’t have what it takes to strike a nerve
You do have what it takes to hit the pavement after being tossed out and like I said,you provide entertainment value.
And it looks like your the one dancing now Jr….getting your ass handed to you by almost every other person who comments.
If you really do have problems in every place you go then the common denominator must be…*drum roll*…YOU!!!
Dismissed…
Who ever said “I” had any problems? I didn’t. You assumed, because you know for a fact your attitude is as sh!tty as your face/ass.
My ass handed to me by whom? A minimum wage moron?
*pulls strings*
You have demonstrated a problem from the 1st time you opened your mouth and let the idiocy spill out. So no assuming is needed.
And why are you pulling the strings on your tampon? The weeks not even half over and I’m sure your not even done for the day…
Keep coming back to get knocked down Jr…it’s fun as much fun for me to dish it out as it is for you to take it.
HEEHEEE you’re so funny! This is hilarious!
Gotta sing, gotta dance…. keep dancin’ little wooden boy.
Magic fairies are coming to rescue you from mommy’s basement, clap your hands together everyone to save the precious bottom dweller…
Nagged Hubby is 300 pounds, he shops online cause he can’t leave his house.
Jealous?
Idiot. YOU JUST ADMITTED TO WHAT HE SAID. Common sense fail.
I know you are but what am I?
…….. I am in awe at your stupidity.
I know you are but what am I?
You’re an asshole
I’m rubber and you’re glue.
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
If every single clerk you deal with is rude, there is just one common denominator. Ever think that YOU are the jerk?
You’re right, I must be stupid… never mind that I put myself through grad school (master of statistics) and now am a 27-year-old biostatistician making >$80K/year. Yep, way to peg me!
….founding member of MENSA, screwing Brangelina with my 13-inch pee-pee, tooling around in a 300-foot yacht….
Right.
No wonder you’re “nagged”. Not a very nice person. Eh well, good thing I don’t derive my self-worth from internet junkies!
Heh. Recognize a meme, whydontcha.
The only 13 inch “pee-pee” you have is on your neck. Do you pull your foreskin down from around your eyes or do you type by touch?
I think you should STFU and do your job or quit and find something more suited to your temperament, and this is how you respond?
Exhibit A as to why outsourcing is actually working.
It would be a public disservice to nor keep putting you in your place. And since your so big on the concept of having a work ethic you should appreciate that.
I’ll bet you picked up that work ethic from your own mother and seeing her on her knees on the 1st and 15th when it’s payday at the local military base. and I’ll also bet that “fleet week” was a bonanza in your household and you could all afford to splurge and get the pop tarts with frosting…
And you are also a fine job as a example of out sourcing yourself when you let them take 1 of the 2 brain cells you have working.
Congratulations Jr. You make us all so proud…
At least my mother had enough of a work ethic to sell it.
Yours blew all comers for free.
*cues dueling banjos*
Keep dancing, little puppet! Yer so kewt!
Speaking of hitting a nerve….Jr. It looks like your resentful that your mom didn’t include you in her cum guzzling antics
Nice soundtrack you’ve chosen for yourself btw…Bet it has been a favorite in your family for generations.
Dismissed
Just wanted to provide your rearin’ music to make your dancing more pleasant.
Here. Let me hammer on that nerve a little more, little wooden-headed price-gun jock. Maybe if you wish hard enough you’ll become a REAL productive member of society!
Been productive longer than you ever will. Feel free to come into my store and act like you do here and see if you stay in there long.
Bet your not even married either…”nagged hubby”…riiiiight.
don’t bother trying to say otherwise…You are a lier.
*poke, poke*
Anger Management. You need it!
Keep wishing, everyone! Clap you hands!
outsourcing works because people are cheap, and would rather sacrifice quality for price.
if you’re going to call someone a moron, use proper spelling in your post to do it.
Matt…you are worthless and I’m willing to bet you can’t even aspire to a service position let alone anything more complicated. I’m picturing a homeless man using a library computer here…
…and you’re banging him. In the mangina.
You twisted perv. You shouldn’t think like that. It’s wrong to enslave the homeless, you sick fawker.
Whatever small claim you might have to being a half wit sure grew smaller than the last time you were around.You coan’t think on such grand levels….
You can’t even make a try at coming up with your material yourself…
Go ahead and ape some somebody elses humor that does a better job than you do…
Coan’t? When you bang your aunt in one hole while your uncle does the other?
Hey moronica, I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
Again…You are the perfect customer to be rude to…You couldn’t do anything about it except to go where nobody knows you so you can mouth off…
And those rude retail people are laughing at you here as well…
Nothing you can do about it either….That’s the really funny part.
Sure there is. I can choose to not patronize your retail outlet, and can tell others to do the same. You’ll lose your customer base, and resultantly, your job.
Who’s laughing now, smock-jock?
Well…I’m still laughing and I’m doing it even more loudly now. You way overestimate your value if you think your pitiful little word of mouth campiagn would do much. And yes…I have seen just how much you can run your mouth. It still doesn’t make a difference. For every asshole ,like you, who does quit shopping,there will be two to replace you.
And almost 100% of the phucktards who say they are going to quitting shopping are the ones we all know we will see again in a week or so….
Does it piss you off to know that there are workers that will laugh at you like that?
Does it piss you off that you failed so hard at life you’re sporting a BEA-UU-TIFUL blue apron while attempting to justify your worth as a human being on the interwebbies with someone obviously far superior in the intellect department?
“Clean-up, aisle FAIL.”
No…none of that stuff pisses me off at all. None of it is true.
You could try justifying as to how you really think that you have the right to act badly towards people and just what it is that you do that makes you so successful….
Smock-jock is smocked.
I think you’re onto something Nagged hubby. Retail workers would be less annoyed and more happy throughout the day if you and people like you stopped shopping there, which in turn would bring more customers, hopefully not imbeciles like yourself.
Don’t like it? QUIT. We’d appreciate it, you whiny worthless sack of crap. If you can’t be appreciative of the fact that you have a job in this economy, shut the hell up and find something else. With that attitude, I’m sure you won’t have any problems whatsoever
go troll somewhere else please
No. You. Doosh-bag.
That sentence should read as follows:
“No, you should, douche bag.”
Huh, and retail employees are the uneducated ones? O-kay
Your mom is a loser, and so are you.
You don’t even know who we are. Making that judgement makes you look even more like an ignorant fool. =)
Let me help you with that, you amazing intellectual marvel and veritable font of witty repartee…
Judgment.
ROFLMAO!
Let me help YOU out with that: typo.
Tell yourself whatever you need to get through the day.
Such as: “It’s not my fault I’m a loser! The world is SOOO unfair! Woe is me!!11Elebenties!!”
Just keep on going. =D The resulting laughter will last me the morning.
Your willingness to continue humiliating yourself through failing to understand the definition of self-deprecation amuses me greatly, as well.
Please to continue dancing to my tune. I do so enjoy your electric boogaloo.
why feed the troll?
How exactly is this trolling. Hmmm? Do tell, Miller Lite Draft.
RAWR! You so scawey!
Get a real job.
Kiss my ballsack, you pile of troll crap. I’m a psychology major, and it appears as though your trolling is just another way for you to hide an inadequacy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GO FREUD DUDE!
Projection much?
Thanks for the laugh, toots!
FYI, sweetums, psychology major = get used to retail.
OMFGROFLMAO!
Kiss my ballsack??!!??
*choke… gasp*
So.. much… wrong…. with…. you…
Toots?
1. I’m a dude.
2. I could be making six figures in 12 years.
3. People like YOU are the reason I went into this field.
Any questions, or is your head about to explode?
How does being a troll make you feel?
With your mind-blowing intellectual prowess, the closest you’ll ever get to the practice of psychiatry will be mopping up sh!t in the looney bin.
How does being an obvious fail make YOU feel?
I wouldn’t know. Perhaps you have some insight on being an obvious fail. I, for one, am not. You, on the other hand, would know all about being an obvious fail.
Class Dismissed.
Three days later and that’s the best you have to offer?
“ZOMG yer a fail?” Seriously?
Pay some attention in logic class, collegekittehtwat.
Better yet, get used to your pricing gun. Blue smocks are uniforms! Point and shoot! “Pew, pew, PEW! With teh ZOMG lazers we’re rolling back teh prices for yew!”
Judgement and Judgment are both acceptable spellings.
…for retards.
Like you. If we could have someone escort this a-hole (I mean man) t any place with fresh air and no computers, that would be great.
Simmaster-batin’ in his basement.
Employees must wash hands before attempting witticisms on the internets. Live it.
Wow, you are really thick.
You know how your mommy told you you could be whatever you want in life?
She was wrong.
“All the more harder?”
Do you do p0rn0s, too?
You have anger issues. You should really seek therapy.
Oh duh… you don’t have medical at the Zip Stop.
I always rearrange those personalized name items. It ticks me off how people are so lazy putting Bob in the Joe spot.
Hasn’t this been done before? Alot?
No.
+Spelling fail
The only spelling fail is in your name.
Uh, no. A lot is two words, not one. Spelling fail.
^^That.
HEIL SPELLING FUHRER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Idea for a new graph: The retail worker is always:
5% Only working through college
95% A failure
I’d say that’s the other way around, or at least a little more balanced. The moment you’re on the other side of that counter/register, you’re suddenly “a bitter, rude, uneducated loser”, no matter what. Example: a friend of mine worked in a drugstore for years, and this one time she overheard a couple talking about her and her co-worker while they were restocking, debating whether or not to ask them about some medicine they were looking for. Her co-worker is in med school, but the couple decided that since they worked in a drugstore, they therefore know nothing about anything, and are only there to restock the shelves.
Your friend in medical school is NOT qualified to dispense medical advice. Quit projecting and complaining.
This only goes to solidify my point. Perhaps the co-worker fits into the minority, but your friend is definitely a failure. And so are you.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Cliched cat-lady is cliched.
*heh*
She has teh stinkeh and teh crazeeh. lol
I mean I applaud you and welcome your argument…but you didn’t argue anything worthwhile, just solidified my point. I’m sorry if you think I’m a troll, and if it helps I believe you’re a drooling retard. Cheers.
ave satanas-You have no idea what your talking/babbling about. Your only job is to suck a fart out of my ass. Please be thorough and use your nostrils as well as your mouth. I figure you have to reload so you can make your next set of comments
I thought that was your mommy’s job.
No…your mother and sister get paid for that after they provide free rim jobs…
If you don’t know what that is go Google it.
Nagged-your proof that your mom should have spit you out or swallowed…
Stankmagic, I’d suck a fart out of your ass if you had any wink of intelligence, perhaps with the thought that said fart may in some way advance my own thought. Too bad, looks like that won’t be happening. The only thing you’re advancing is the US’ descent into an inbred redneck paradise. Suck my farts.
Said by the guy who loses IQ points each and every time he flushes the toilet. The best thing I can tell you is to not eat Indian food or ex-lax…your whole head would cave in on itself…
You are so ridiculously clever. I award you 1 septic tank pumpout.
You’re so thoughtful, but I’m certain his momma sucks it out for him.
Heh. I meant “pumps.” Yeah. That’s better…
Show me on the doll where daddy touched you, sweetie…
Why don’t you ask ave santanas directly?
Gotta. Have. The. Last. Word.
*struggles. dies*
ROFLMAO!!!
Well…at least your dead.
And there shall be much rejoicing in the kingdom
*snicker*
*rejoices*
Come on out of the closet, ck. SM1 needs some practice.
Is that the best you got, troll-boy? If so, then your intelligence quotient must be that of a common household plant.
Death To All Trolls. You Fail.
NH….Your good for target practice with a .357,other than that, your way more useless than the staff your going on and on….and on some more, about going into places and abusing.
It’s troll hunting season online….
and twat waffle season in the real world
You have a bullseye on you no matter how you cut it.
A internet keyboard Rambo who would snivel and cry in real life…
Troll on Jr…Troll on…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… *sniff*
All I got from that was “ck crams rabid hamsters up my ass while I’m tongue lathering his taint with a reverse power swirl…”
We’re having some fun now! Your turn, smock-jocks!
Okaaaaaaaaaaaay…… You need counseling. And possibly anti-psychotics. Thank you, good night, and go die in a fire. Punk-ass bitch.
Tu quoque!
College. It’s not for everyone, now is it, kittehtwat?
Also, you may want to wipe the spittle from the corner of your mouth. It makes you appear even more “special.”
LOL!
Gosh you sure showed us. We’re in awe of your….well I guess we’re not. You’re not special.
And you are?
Even NH comes up with better material than you do. You are a disgrace to trolls everywhere…
Back into the dumpster with you…..Dismissed
You first. And your comment is awaiting moderation. L2forum d-bag.
And the clerk/rep is always a bitter, rude, uneducated loser who knows nothing about what they are selling/supporting and needs to get a real job. Yes take it out on me because you are a failure in life.
You forgot “resentful that his mom made him leave the basement and get a job/annoyed that her baby-daddeh refuses to pay child support.”
so let me get this straight, me having a job at a grocery store from 10th grade to 12th makes me a failure? A jobs a job. Maybe the clerk isn’t the problem… I will admit I do work with some failures, but the majority of my co workers are high school/ college students who need money. I have never been called rude, or been complained about. We aren’t your slaves
Also, I do know quite a bit about the products in the store.
Yes.
You are.
You don’t.
This is your brain on retail. Any mroe questions?
Heh. Typo. More questions?
r-r-r-r-repost!
Yeah. This has been done at least 2 times in the past 6 months…
However, apparently this time around the customer is 5-10% more right than an asshole.
Oh yeah, it’s a real bitch taking care of other people, isn’t it?
Now would you please STFU, do your job, get a promotion and move out of the g-d basement so your dad and I can walk around naked?
Since when is working in retail “taking care of other people”? It’s about service, not slavery. If you want someone to take care of you, get a nanny.
God are you ever stupid. It’s about SERVICE.
Reply fail.
As I have seen so many of these types.
“Click my name to look at mah teh awesum blog attempt” fail.
It’s hard to imagine that anyone could feel insulted by a guy who trolls so ineptly, kid.
I’m not so much insulted as annoyed, but you’re right, shouldn’t feed the trolls. *sigh* Where is the FAILBLOG monster when you need it…
Be insulted, please.
And then promptly QUIT so we don’t have to deal with your bullsh!t attitude when we’re trying to spend OUR money at YOUR place of employment.
Its ok, I hope you really don’t shop in physical stores because if you are really that thick headed someone will one day physically assault you.
I have physically assaulted an asshole customer. Someone will kick your a$$ one day too.
And I hope its on video.
Ohh and yes the cops were called. And yes they arrested someone.
THE CUSTOMER. Apparently being enough of an ass does result in begn asked to leave, refusing to leave results in calling the cops for tresspassing. getting in the clerks face results in a threat and a kick to the nuts, broken nose and two black eyes = self defense.
Cant wait for it to happen to you.
…and that naughty lawbreaker got the death penalty and you got a nobel peace prize. Lie some more, unemployed sack of sh!t.
Unemployed? A) That was many years ago when I was indeed not only working a second job but also going to school full time to pay for said school out of pocket, well at least cover the parts scholarships didn’t cover.
B) Unemployed? I am willing to bet I make more money than you do, but this isn’t a competition. Mr. “Oh I have replied to everyone over days on this entry” I think you may be the unemployed one.
Just giving your kind a heads up. Store clerks are human, which means they freak out too. If you were in your yard and someone came up and started yelling at you and you told them to leave and they got in your face and threatened you and you hit them, depending on your record (which ill assume yours is pretty bad) and how ‘threatened’ you felt (oh noes im just a little girl! and hes a big man!) Physically forcing him to leave would not be assualt and the other one could be charged. Just in case you really thought I was lying.
I wasn’t the first and I wont be the last
I own my yard. You don’t own your place of employment.
Oh, and FYI, I’d just shoot you. End of story.
Jerking off and trying to aim doesn’t count as “shooting” them
You wouldn’t know what to do with a gun that fires anything but paper caps…You’ve got delusions of grandour Jr…
Whatever you say, scanner-jock. We’re all so impressed with your intellectual prowess and position in life, we’re all collectively creaming our jeans as we worship your grandeur as you kiss customer ass while posturing on the internets for your pittance of a paycheck.
BTW, who’s grandour, anyway?
Well…pull your foreskin down around from your eyes and maybe your creaming won’t choke you at least…
Bet I make ore than you do though….
Not that you’d tell the truth anyhow…
And since we all know you’d lie if asked anything there’s no point to continue to keep on dealing with you.
You can pick your ass up at the returns desk on your way out. Go have it glued back on and come back and yell and see if anybody cares….
You are dismissed…again
ROFLMAO! Talking to yourself FTF!
Go overprice something, Apu.
Nice fervor.
You’d probably better sponge off your spittle before you lose your Wal-Mart associateship, little-yellow-smiley-sporto.
successful troll is successful
…and that’s what’s wrong with America, in a nutshell.
Because I have the audacity to expect people to STFU and do their jobs rather than whinging about how they’re being ABUSED because the have to interact with/pleasantly assist/clean up after the NAUGHTY customers rather than being allowed to get paid to sit in the break room pulling puds/pushing pudendas while epic raiding/playing solitaire/lording it up on 4chan I am a horrible troll.
Well, at least I’m successful — i.e. not a retail loser…
Prove it…
Where’s your store?
Heh. Alleged ^^^
Houston Texas….where are you coming from? Provide me with when your arriving. I’ll meet you, take you in ,show you about and promply dismiss you
…and which alleged craptastic Wally-World would that be, champ?
C’mon you can do better than that…
Better than what? I’m trying to accommodate your request to “prove it.”
Let me help you, sporto. I’ll type super slow, oookay?
At. Which. Wal-Mart. Are. You. An. Associate?
What?…And ruin the surprise?
And if you would clean the peck tracks off of the keyboard it might not be so sticky and you could type faster….
Methinks thou dost project too much.
Don’t you have a shift to cover?
but…aren’t you the one who projected on your keyboard?
Can’t blame you though…I’d launch a load over everything if I could write as well as you do…
War and Peace pales in comparsion….I’m so unworthy of your attenions…
Forgive me whilst I grovel…please…We all beseech you to show us mercy.
I’ve seen the light…really. And I appear before you with a humble heart and my hat in my hand.
See me and want me.
Dead?
In your wife.
She’s not into necrophilia and according to your own wife it’s the same either way with you…
If we put the carts away, why would we need you?
Don’t complain or they’ll replace you with a robot like they do with cashiers. How you like to simply have your position/paycheck eliminated for a machine that does a more efficient job, doesn’t talk back and is cheaper to maintain? Not to mention it always shows up early for its shift, never takes a break and is also more interesting to converse with than you are.
Unless it operated on Windows. Then it would be more expensive XD
Funny how easy it is to tell which people here have worked in a service-type industry…
In high school I worked at a fast food restaurant. Right around closing time, when there were no customers, I’d start mopping the areas that nobody would have any reason to walk over in the near future. But then, five minutes to closing, a group of ten or more would walk in, none of them knowing what they wanted to eat, all of them wandering aimlessly around the shop, seeming to seek out the corners where I had mopped.
In college, I worked at the campus post office. Don’t even get me started on the idiots you run into there.
Retail and fast food resteraunts seem to be magnets for idiots. My mom used to be an employee at both, and boy, did she ever have horror stories!
When she worked at Burger King, people would come up with the stupidest reasons to bitch. One time, a lady in drive thru had a coupon where you could get 2 Whoppers for $2. She couldn’t understand why she couldn’t just buy ONE Whopper for $1. She was screaming down mom’s throat. Eventually, mom just slammed the window in her face. The lady came inside and started yelling down her throat some more and yelling an explanation of what happened to the manager. The manager backed up mom, though, and the bitch finally left. No penalty to mom, either.
Oh yeah, this explains everything
Nagged hubby,
You don’t have much to do, do you? But sit around and make snarky remarks to other people. You’re obviously anti-social, and as such, shouldn’t be allowed around other people. Which is why you shop solely online. Congrats.
I’ll take nosy doosh-nozzles for $200, Alex.
Obvious fry jockey is obvious
Obvious troll is obvious.
Your point would be, then, psuedo-life-liver-simmaster?
Ouch… huzzah for inept customers, eh?
There was one time that we had a customer who was talking on his cell phone the entire time he was moving through the line, as he stepped up to the counter, and for probably five minutes while standing at the counter. After those five minutes of him talking with the phone to his ear, he proceeded to scream at my coworker for ignoring him. Apparently the last thirty seconds or so he was actually trying to talk to us, without taking his phone away from his head first.
Truth. In every respect of the word, truth.
Huh… I’ve been a customer… so it appears very likely this graph author has just insulted me by calling me an ass.hole…. nice. I’m quite sure I don’t deserve that.
Because you are one. Don’t be so insulted, it’s just a graph. If you hate it, go away.
Don’t be insulted. Maybe you fall into the 5% that’s always right. Unless, of course, you’re always an asshole, in which case, it’s not an insult. Just a statement of fact.
best retail employee ever is ash williams he will show you where the boomsticks are at s mart if your a Candarian Demons
I’m a customer (never worked in retail or fast food) and even I agree with this.
http://notalwaysright.com/
^ Hilarious website that tells stories of dumbass customers (yep, there’s so many of them, it required a website).
Marry me. I’ll dump my current ball and chain.
Graph also applies to the Food Service Industry, however, you should add “giant douchebag” to the “asshole” tag as well
Graphs that show opinions like this are perfect demonstrations of why the makers of the graph are not rich . . . or even have a decent job.
A.T.T.I.T.U.D.E.
FTW.
It’s all about the attitude, ppl. Employers hate employees with crap attitudes, so those employees will never see that raise to $10/hr.
And I assume you know the maker of the graph to make such an assumption?
The graph forgot drunk.
The customer is always stupid because if they were smart, they would be shopping online.. doh!
I think the idea is that (in this case) the store closes at 11?
No one give a d@mn in a 24 hour store.
So, does this mean that the customer is only an asshole when he/she is wrong?? I could see that, if they’re raising hell about it. But when the customer is right and has to be incredibly smug about it, they’re right back to being an asshole. You can’t win.
Prisbo…You have it right. If they are reasonable in their approach then it’s up to the worker to try to help them and even if they are wrong it’d be a good thing to try to do everything to accomodate them…
but if they are complete twat waffles like some of the folks above then they deserve to be shut down completely…And in some cases thrown right out…and from there…Well…that’s up to that particular douche bag as to how where they want to take it…
Ellipses king STRIKES AGAIN! I can’t finish a rational thought so I just keep the psuedo-thought-train chugging along until it crashes into the station! Yay 4 me!
See?… Nagged Hubby is a poser
And StrangeMagic fails so hard you’re managing in retail.
I win the internet!
Jeezus Twat Twiddling Christ…your “comebacks” are getting lamer by the day.
Take your meds Jr….They’ll help you with the delusions one day.
OMFG! My comebacks? You fail so hard you know that HAX means! ROFLMAO!
Maybe large doses of lithium will help you Jr…
You’ve been laughing for no reason for weeks now…
You’re starting to sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.
Passing the bong?
From your anus to your… well, anus?
I’m pretty sure with your head up your ass like that…you must be a self sealed system….
You will save money by performing your colonoscopies though…
Paragon of originality, there, turbo.
“I know yours is but where is mine?” only works when we’re addressing the size of your *ahem* penis.
Your just pissed that it is original and you didn’t find a t-shirt to rip it off from…
Wait until your mommy does your laundry Jr and maybe you can catch up on your readind then
Original? That’s rich.
“Hur hur yer hed is up yer ass… hur hur.”
At least I had a mommy. You leaped fully fromed from the santorum abandoned by your father’s illicit consortium with Rush Limbaugh’s Thai migi-tran.
I used to work at a grocery store and most of the customers were nice, but there were a lot of assholes. One time, a lady came on my line, claiming potatoes were on sale. I told her they didn’t ring up on sale, so I checked the flier to see if maybe there was a mistake. They weren’t in there, so I sent the person who was bagging groceries for me to go check. He was new and didn’t really know much. He came back and said they were on sale, but the sweet potatoes, not the regular potatoes were on sale. That didn’t matter to her because she screamed at me and demanded an apology. I did apologize because I didn’t feel like getting into a fight, but wtf was I apologizing for? Also, one time, a customer rudely asked what happened to my forehead. I have a birthmark. Very nice.
That’s a fairly typical story (the potato one). Several times I’ve been a customer in a store in which some moron was abusing the workers. In one case I told the customer to shut up and get out (as a customer, I’m allowed to do that). In two other cases when the morons threatened to talk to the manager, I wrote short letters to the managers explaining that the workers were right, and had in fact handled the situation well. In one of those cases I also added that if a particular worker were reprimanded, I’d make a big stink about it myself. Since I write well and the angry morons who make these kinds of scenes don’t, you can bet I win each time.
I’ve noticed lately that customers are treated like assholes (at least in my case many times) because the employee feels like we are making them go out of their way to do what they are there to do.
Me – “E’cuse me… can I get a copy of my records?’
Records Manager – *SIGH* “Really? Can you just make the copies?”
Me – “Umm…. no… your the one with the copy machine…”
Records Manager – *SIGH* “Fine…”
Granted, some customers are idiots and deserve to be treated like assholes. But its gotton to the point to were customers are immediately sterotyped as assholes and then treated as such, when sometimes its just the other way around. Sad.
I’ve worked in retail for close to 5 years and the customer is almost always an Ass. Every once in a while you get one who will admit they were wrong. I work at Walgreens and we had a lady who insisted she bought this digital camera from us and wanted to return it but it clearly had another stores price tag on it, and still demanded a refund…we didnt do it but thats how stupid customers are.
Am I the first one to get the Kevin Smith reference?
Hint – Ben Affleck, Shannen Doherty, Jason Lee, Jason Lunden…
I dont think “Right” should even be on the graph.
Customers don’t even need to be in the store to be assholes, or at least stupid. XD This is pulled from notalwaysright.com:
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support, this is Josh. How may I help you?”
Caller: “I installed the purple bird!”
Me: “Purple bird…you mean Pidgin? Yeah, it’s pretty cool. How can I help you with that today?”
Caller: “My buddy list is empty.”
Me: “Maybe none of your friends are online right now?”
Caller: “It doesn’t COME with friends?!”
Me: “No, sir…”
Caller: *click*
Oh, I ROFL’d. That’s a keeper.
it’s like how a customer said to me yesterday, because he was pissed at something, that the whole store should be leveled and demolished and then walked to the food aisle and threw three bags of chips off the shelf. I work in a rite aid as a pharmacy tech. I deal with asshole customers on a day to day basis.
One of the first graphs to make le “LOL”. Nice one!
Charge the going rate, dear.
You need that facelift and tummy tuck, after all.
Goodness, you’re one to talk. Maybe you can use the gas money you save by not driving to the store for that penile implant surgery and actually have a fighting chance of satisfying me for once (though I doubt it; implants don’t help you last longer than your current 42-second record).
How can you tell if your nagging bitch wife had an orgasm?
Who cares?
I hope that really is your wife.
ME TOO!!!
As much as it must suck to admit, Nagged Hubby is 100% correct. If you were not there to provide a service, you would not have a job. If someone throws clothing about the store, it is your job to clean it up. I understand that it is lousy and repetitive, but it is YOUR JOB. If that job isn’t working out for you, perhaps job hunting is in order.
Bigrick…
It’s not so much that people are complaining about the job. It’s the way he’s advocating and acting like he can treat staff in any way he wants.
Even as a manager I get stuck with doing things in all capacitys in my store and I accept that. What is not going to be tolerated is somebody coming in and acting the fool.
The people in service jobs are not there to be abused they are there to run the store and protect it’s interests. The main thrust of those interests is customer satisfaction. But there are those few that just carry things to far and they have to bedealt with in many different ways.
Your approach to getting your point across is 180 degrees from that of NH and is not offensive in the least.
Your approach to saying things and NH’s are totally different
I r abuzed. I r 2 stoopid 2 dig ditches or remembuh mi uzer nam!
Drn it r rply. Drn it can u hlp I unnerstnd hoo 2 du it? DUr!
Doing a bad Carlos Mencia impression hardly counts as funny Jr…..
And your the best kind of customer to disrespect……You’d run away and snivel about it here.And then lie about things during the whining process.
I’d put money (and win) that you’d never talk to anybody in real life like you do when your safe behind keyboard…You know you’d get laughed right out of the place.
Your antics are boring now kid
I like you. You remind me of when I was young, stupid, and broke.
Ahhhhh…. memories.
But my grammar skills are superb, whereas yours blow syphilitic chipmunks. Or is your inability to grasp the English language simply one long continuous senior moment?
my goodness! Look at the controversy my quaint graph has inspired! I suppose anonymity has it’s benefits, but it still makes me laugh:
after reading a bit of the argument (spanning 2-3 days no less) which goes from the lack of politeness of customers and the apathy of under-appreciated staff to the orgasms of wives? teehee.
While each side may have it’s compelling arguments (I stopped caring and skipped to the bottom, so im not entirely sure if they do), basically my graph was a response to the utter self righteousness and sense of entitlement many customers show towards customer service employees.
Fact: It is the employee’s job to help the customer and perform all respective jobs, be it cleaning, assisting ..whatever.
Fact: The customer can still be a…umm..let me think…human being? Just because i’m being paid to help you does NAHT give you the right to treat me with incredible disrespect, nor does it entitle you to become inordinately hostile if your demands aren’t met.
so you see, i took those feelings and facts, and made them into a cheekily audacious graph, you see, to inspire laughter in persons who can relate, you see, because i’m clever. haha.
Now i hope we can move past this most unsettling argument and have a nice chuckle at the expense of rude customers, because at the end of the day, isn’t that what it’s all about?
Your right…But it is fun to swat some folks around and actually find a sparring opponent. I think of NH this way now…
1. He’s either a retail person cracking a helluva joke
2. He really does feel that way he knows he can get away with keeping his identity under wraps because he knows he really would say something to the wrong person and …well…you know.
Whenever a customer says that to my face, I ask them if that means people can suggest any price even if they’re wrong. Then I ask them if it’s really correct if I’m carding all the kids in a group over a pack of cigarettes or beer and they tell me I’m discriminating.
That quiets the field a little.
ROFL Daniele your comment is full of win!
ROFL.
Nagged Hubby…there’s a new graph on the 1st page about 1 hour photos that desperetly needs your insightful input…it’s entirely to civil and that just can’t stand,now,can it
So sorry your public education and sluggish cerebral functioning didn’t provide you with the basic ability to string together a gramatically correct sentence… oh wait… your sentence was up and retail was the only thing your PO’s fellatio-proferring abilities could suck you into, correct?
Geez…I tell you of another place to spread your incredible insight and your worried about fellatio (that’s a open window into your obsessions BTW)
Now please…for the sake on the world and the internets….go add your comments to make sure all those people know their place in the hierarchy of the world
Just so you know your place, my work on the internets is DONE.
The fact you are obsessing over lil’ ol’ me makes me realize that YAY-YUS, my work indeed is.
And you will live on….We need to throw up monuments…hold ticker tape parades….hold moments of silence…no scratch that…you never had one, so that would be disrespectful to your memory.
I’m so glad that you came along and shook some sense into all of us…I feel so inspired to go out and better myself. I’ll spread your prophetic sayings to all throughout the land. Far and wide…No city…No hamlet…no village will be bereft of your intellect and true god like standing amongst all of us that are beneath you…
It’s about time you admitted you fail. Fall to you knees and supplicate immediately, cretinous fool.
BTW — reply is your friend.
And yet…you managed to find my most unworthy homage….I must make ammends…Send your wife over to sit on one of my staffs face…They will be cowering when I tell them of the errors of all our ways and that you,personally,are coming to deliver your divine wrath.
You dance divinely, aborted whelp.
But…but….I thoguht you said your work was done….
How can we miss you if you won’t go away?
What is a thoguht? Is that like a thought, only totally fu(ked up by the presence of all the alters?
U GO AWAY!!! YER STOOPIDER DEN ME!!!1111elebenty!!
you make me giggle =)
One does what one can to make the universe a brighter place.
*kneels humbly*
*cuts off Nagged hubby’s head and puts it on a pike*
Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective… Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, count, and learn the Mac you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like parking in a handicapped space.
I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you (like breathing, for instance).
Flawless Victory. Troll Fatality.
You really need to get out of your mother’s basement.
Teh sunshine! It BURNZ!!!
I have my own apartment, thank you very much. I live on campus. You Fail.
Suck My Ballsack.
Look in the mirror, Siggie. Are you banging your momma, too?
Oh, come on. That’s the best you got? An INCEST joke? Your intelligence is less than I thought it was. I THOUGHT you might be at LEAST sentient. Well, looks like I was wrong.
Retard.
Cry some more. And then run to your prof for some more assurance that you fit within the correct ideological parameters of Maslow’s, and that you are indeed self-actualizing rather than lowest-common-denominator majoring.
Rocks for jocks. Live it and love it, psuedo-psycho-major.
Apparently you’re a masochist. I’ll play along!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
That’s because he saw you carrying the same one and got pissed…
For my wife Angelina, of course.
Delusional as usual I see….
Wrong, as usual, I see.
You’re wife Angelina, formally known as Donald in his/her(?) younger days…
The fact that if you are actually anything like what you’re portraying yourself to be like has me wondering why you would find it worth it to defend yourself on here, given how high and mighty you think of yourself. What do you gain by wasting you’re time if you’re so great and retail workers are just morons or whatever the hell else you were calling them? I think this comment area is more suited towards people who actually agree with the graph, cause it gives us a common interest to laugh about given how true it is. I don’t see where Fortune 500 Nagged Hubby really falls into line here.
Mallrats.
thank god i wasnt the only one to know this. everyone else have fun arguing on the internet.
nagged hubby spends a lot of time on this page it’s really kind of sad.
Connivance store? Is that where you cook up your conspiracy plots to fool the innertubies into believing you’re a store owner?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA…sniff…BWAHAAHAHAHAHA
Never said I was a owner Jr….But I am a manager.
I’d have you cleaning the restrooms…Just so you could be around something only a little bit more creative than you….That’ll last until you have to flush though.
Nice one, StrangeMagic. He is dumber than a sack of hammers, ain’t he?
Oh, and Nagged Hubby? Before you flame my speech, that’s the way we speak here. Get used to it.
Hur hur hur!
You’re so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
When you come up with something original,let us know…
Cry about your fail.
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Oh wait…
Still can’t think of any witticisms of your own Jr….?
Peaked at 12, eh, senior?
I’ll take that as a “yes” from you then….Sad…very sad…And if I didn’t get such a kick out of pissing that kind of customer off ,I’d stop to feel bad about it…
It’s such a shame you struck out in the big little league game.
Too bad you can’t have a life redo, eh, senior?
What do you do that makes you more successful than the people your running down?
I know for a fact that YOU ARE an asshat, for one.
I cant believe that you all let that nagged guy get you so worked up. He is clearly being antagonistic just for the hell of it. No matter what you say he is going to find someway to insult you or make a highly charged statement that is bound to piss someone off. Which helps to prove the point the graph is making, some people just like to ruffle other peoples feathers.
This graph is 100% true though I work at BK and we had a lady come and complain that he whopper jr. didnt look exactly like the picture on the menu. Here’s a fact for you all a lot of times when food is in a picture, such as a burger, a lot of the stuff is fake. That way the food looks immaculate so people will buy it. I am willing to guarantee that no food you get at a fast food restaurant looks like the picture on tv or whatever.
you forgot just plain stupid.
If the store is open that late, why not? Or does it close at 11?
When I worked evenings I’d do my shopping at all hours, because I was wide awake, it was easy to find a parking spot, and there weren’t 600 people in the store blocking every single item I was after with their cart while browsing the items around it.