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More reasons not to go to church…
Yeah, who the hell still goes to church? What is this, medival England?
Wow that’s rude.
and you call us close minded.
Win!
I never thought people still believed in those fables… and so much that going to church would seem like a great way of spending time. Wow. It’s the 21st century.
Todd will be hitting on someone, telling her to look him up.
No doubt.
If there’s a god, none of these would happen.
Another reason why the christians fail.
There’s also the deafening crinkling of a mint wrapper.
hahahaha–WIN! The mint wrapper is the same decibel level as breaking the little crackers during communion (when the crackers are passed around and the whole church does it all at once). I knew I was a goner at every communion service because I’d laugh through my nose when the group CRAACK occurred.
And you forgot cell phones ringing from pockets and purses.
Darn, you beat me to it! Actually happened to me a while back, I forgot to turn my phone off and it started ringing, it was soo embarassing
At least I hope you didn’t answer it and start a conversation….(sadly, a visitor did just that one day during services.)
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
LOL
This comment is an LOL in and of itself O_o
Then there’s the people who clip their fingernails!
church? wat is this “church”??
I wish I was a pie-chart. ;_;
I attend a traditional Catholic Mass every Sunday morning at 6:45AM, and have never encountered a screaming toddler, cell phone, fingernail clipper, or anything else like that. It’s a very quiet, solemn affair. The only sound you hear at all is the quiet Latin intonations from the altar.