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Saying First! would be immature.
FIRST!
DEATH TO THE TROLL!
Thank you kind sir
Amen to that!
Absolutely 100% true
I was about to post the same thing!
Last night i came home and started to change into my jammies, but got distracted halfway through by my dog. I had done the dishes and put in a load of laundry before realizing I was walking around topless, lol!
halfway through your dog? da heck were you doing with your dog?!?!?!?
halfway through BY her dog *sigh* While yours is more amusing, it’s a reading comprehension fail
i soo love to go around naked at home!
Don’t forget being able to sing whatever you like, at whatever volume you like, in whatever key you like.
I can sing …in my new giant Ford truck that I can buy whenever I want because there is no one around to have to argue with about it! It’ll guzzle gas like slamming a beer and I can drive it every day to work in city traffic with the A/C on and the windows down… cause I can! Ha ha ha ha!!!
You know that’ll break your a/c, right? Oh, right, ’cause you can. Well, hf
Yeah, but you can’t do that naked. Well, you COULD, but I’d advise against it. Therefore, living alone wins.
I dunno. Walking around naked in front of your significant other is kinda fun, too.
walking around naked in front of your roommate is fun too
Not so much for the roommate though. Been there done that, ICK.
i can never get the task at hand done because the hubby is trying to hump me. thats one downside to walking around naked in front of your significant other.
Maybe you misidentified the task at hand? Really, a few minutes and you can alter his entire body chemistry to the point where he may even go unconscious, and you can get back to whatever it is you wanted to get done.
Your post would be a lot funnier if you included a lot of misspellings and word breaks at random places…
Your “hubby” sounds like a dog.
How true
I’d like to see the Disadvantages of Living Alone for a more realistic twist.
So quit your bitching and make that graph yourself.
hmm…can’t think of anything.
Well, if you die, no one notices until you start to stink. And there aren’t that many great dinner-for-one recipes. Other than that, living alone rocks.
After hearing horror stories of things like that (and even worse, being injured and not being able to get help), I’ve made a deal with my sister (who lives near me) to talk to her every day. Just cuz you live alone doesn’t mean you can’t have friends and/or who can be th4ere for you if you need it.
Many people who live alone also have jobs and other activities. If they died, it would generally take only a day for someone to notice.
If your life is average, you will probably chicken out of the red section.
I love you!
How could they forget peeing with the door open? That’s almost as good as walking around naked.
so true
YES! it’s not just me ^^
totally!!!
Yeah, I never close the door to do my business. My front door is closed and locked, why do I need to close the bathroom door?
I actually came to the comments to add that, but you got to it first. Also, sometimes I like to eat cake for dinner or pizza for breakfast, and no one is around to tell me not to.
I live with my fiancee’ and I walk around naked all the time…when I lived with my roommates I walked around naked all the time too, we all did…but I guess that’s what happens when you’re a nudist and all your friends are nudists too.
SHUN THE CLOTHES-WEARER
this is true unless you live in a nudist colony
nudists make their roommates uncomfortable by wearing clothes.
Nudists moon each other by pulling their pants up.
love this graph. lovelovelocelovelove it! I may never have roommates again.
You forgot farting freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room
just yourself and then what? theyll find you lying there dead from inhaling too much fart thinking you did it for some sort autoerotic asphyxiation thing.
tsk tsk….
But it’s no fun when you can’t share.
see, that’s what i was thinking. I think walking around naked is overrated
When I lived alone… the first thing I would do when I got home was remove those silly bits of clothing. Hahaha
I do this too…
1) put my purse away
2) say hi to the dogs
3) get nekkid
NO exceptions!
I live with my family and I STILL walk around nekkid when I want. HOORAY FOR BRA-LESS TUESDAY!
I prefer the purple and green sections: nobody to worry about and nobody to bitch to you when you don’t do the dishes or clean the bathroom.
I have roommates and i never wear clothes… i think they might want to kick me out of the house…
can watch porn without being disturbed
That also; watch porn whenever I want wherever I want.
Yes yes yes!
Flatmate has been in Italy for a week, so I’ve been leaving dishes by the sink overnight, going to the loo with the door open, showering with the door open (and hey now my room is less damp and smells better!), and frequently sitting in the front room where I get interwebs in my panties.
SO good!
Just miffed because he’s back some time today, and I don’t know when, so can’t go take a final open-doored shower as he’ll clearly come back whilst I’m in the middle of it…
Definitely want a place of my own! Damn rental prices.
The graph is also missing sizable sections for “not being stiffed by roommates for various bills” and “significantly increased lifespan for your furniture and dishes.” Of course, the downside is no one to split cable and internet bills with (the exact reason why I have neither at my current place).
And I am not so sure about “infinite privacy” or not worrying about making noise as even if you don’t have roommates you still most likely have neighbors.
Eff that. I’m a 20 year old girl and I live with four guys and I walk around mostly naked all the time. Given, this drives all four of them insane so it’s actually kinda fun.
Heck, I have 2 roommates and it doesn’t keep me from walking around naked if I feel like it. Them too. *shrug*
Subset of purple one: Being able to wank without risk of mum catching you.
How true
Another good one to add would be “making whatever the hell I want to eat whenever the hell I want to eat it.” Black bean and chicken quesadillas and corona for breakfast! Ahhh….sunday
Yes, until your creepy neighbor spots you dancing around your room with nothing on but a baseball cap…
Definitely. I sit here naked reading this.
Well, If your parents would have thought about it, you wouldnot have been here saying this today.
So TRUE!!!
For me,
Don’t have to think of how to kick that asshole outta house or think of a place to move when you are running out of patience at times.
1-) Not naked but with underwears, or else summer at home is hard. Not lovely to touch the chair or couch by your bottom.
2-) I agree leaving the bathroom door open.
3-) Don’t have to argue or bother about sharing the bills. Don’t have to go through the feeling of being pissed off due to admitting paying things that you think which was the result of other one’s consume, for just being polite.
4-) None is raping your internet connection with P2P and download managers working at full throttle, preventing you from even displaying images, let alone watching videos and use VoIP / web conference…
5-)Freedom of farting.
6-)Freedom of many other things, that the display of it could be inappropriate.
7-)Food or drinks at fridge. Especially when you remember past roommates who are eager to consume but reluctant to pay or bothered to feel thankful before criticisizing you on little things that he doesn’t like in you.