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Worst.
Curse!
(Adds two tallies) Thank you for you two’s contribution to ‘number of intelligent people on ICHC.’
well my truck has tools in it and an atv on the weekends..
what kind of atv u have?
Go away.
Ummm this one is….true, but confusing to look at.
it means.. YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SPENT $30 Grand ON SOMETHING YOU DON’T USE
which is why I bought a Scion…
this guy obviously has never been to texas, because if your truck doesn’t have dents, trash, dirt, or objects in the bed, you are either retired or a punk teenager using your parents truck as your own. the trucks definitely get used down here.
Not always. I live in the DFW suburbs and a lot of trucks around here are nice, clean, dentless monsters that make inadequate men feel better. And are used for nothing else.
Ha. Yeah, at Plano Senior High (when I went there 10 years ago), my friends and I referred to those as Penis Trucks.
But, yeah, apart from those, truck beds generally get used in Texas.
The trucks down here that DO get used are the small ones..Isuzu’s, Nissan’s, smaller Ford models like the Ranger. It’s the big one that don’t do anything.
I don’t know what this business about small trucks is, REAL trucks get used around here, 250’s hauling horse trailers,boats, RV’s, combines, various farm implaments… if your gonna buy a truck, dont buy some sissy forgien truck.
Agreed – if anyone doesn’t think that they’re tiny-penis compensators then explain the plastic testicles hanging from the trailer hitches.
Beer cans and shotgun shells (used)
lol, How can some things not exist in commercials OR real life? XD
I’ve never seen the bed of a F150 free of crushed up beer cans…but then again, this is Oklahoma…
Same. That or left-over potting soil + cigarette butts. See that a lot around Lawton, Ada, and Ardmore.
I thought exactly the same thing… Texas.
You forgot “Yarn” as one of the possible contents of the truck bed in the commercials – this was in one of the F150 ads that was narrated by Dennis Leary.
Venn fail. I think this would have been best represented by two pie charts or bar graphs.
The joke is good, though. Just bad delivery.
Agreed. Terrible use of a Venn diagram. It’s weird and confusing.
Yeah, I’m trying to interpret it. According to his diagram, 1/3 of all the fallen leaves on earth land in truck beds.
Not to mention 60% of all bird crap. That stuff could be valuable; Chile and Peru once fought a war over the claim to an island covered in it.
Actually Venn diagrams are not supposed to be used to portray proportions, so they are used correctly here.
I was more confused by the leaves that don’t exist in commercials OR real life.
I do however agree that this graph would be better represented with pie charts.
Well said. Good joke, bad Venn.
Totally agreed. Why are there so many people who do not understand the basic of graphs and who still want to make jokes with them? I suggest placing a graph-tutorial on graphjam, or a test which you have to pass before you can post jokes or something.
haha funny. Not. I want to see a dodge or chevy do half the crap i can in my 08 F150
I think I know why you crap in your 08 F150.
Because that’s all that it’s worth?
Should that be added to the diagram?
Hear that whooshing sound? That’s the sound of a joke going over killerk1’s head.
Wow, a “not” joke. I learn this in movie. Is funny, no?
Yeah, I’m sure you can do so much more amazing stuff in your crappy Ford truck than other people can in their crappy Dodge or Chevy trucks…
I get so sick of hearing this “Mah Ford is better than yer Chevy” garbage. Why do people act this way about a 2-ton pile of steel and plastic that they owe $350 a month for? Like it’s sooooo much better than the next 2-ton pile. They’re just trucks, get over it. The 8ยข shiny plastic logo they slap on the back doesn’t make it any better than any other truck.
One more thing while I’m here, would you mind listing all the things you “do” in your precious ‘08 F150? I’m willing to bet that a Dodge or Chevy truck will not only do half of them, but ALL of them.
Beer cans
Dogs
Rotting corpse of ex-wife…
only in America
We told you to marry someone of your own species, j. They’re not gonna let you do that with people.
Un-seat-belted passengers just asking for a spinal cord injury?
hmm… around here people actually use their truck beds for what they’re intended. that’s not to say that you don’t see any empty ones that seem to be more of a status symbol, but they’re usually the avalanches, hummer trucks, and the like.
because half the people with trucks anymore just want them so they can look ‘cool’ with a truck that’s jacked up so high they have to have a step ladder to get in. Oh, and don’t forget about their overly shiny chrome wheels.
of course
lol
Same here. There’s going to be some power tools, a couple of dogs and a hay bale in the truck bed.
not too many hay bales around here, but yeah, you get the idea.
Learn to use a venn diagram, dumbass. One of the worst Graph Jams ever.
Yeah, he totally ruined it for us ultra-nerds.
I see all the shiny, pretty trucks driving around with an empty bed… mean while my fierce lil Kia Rio is haulin’ a couple sacks of grain, tack and a dog! Might look like a cute little car, but with that back seat folded flat it’s a farm girls deam come true. ^^
You’re a woman; you don’t need a big truck since they’re primarily for compensating for small penises.
good point!
…or maybe she does need one for an hour or two.
You forgot groceries for real life use.
If you need a truck bed to haul home your groceries, you should re-evaluate the amount of food you consume…
Weird, my truck is filled with welding equipment, tools, and stuff like that.
ohh, but i have a chevy
This graph shows why the Detroit auto industry fails so hard. They make big trucks that people don’t need is mass quantities and try to sell them as if they are a status symbol. What really looks better anyways, a big truck that you can’t get into without assistance or a red mustang. I lived in an area away from the big city where most people owned several acres of land and didn’t live near the normal population because they were mentally unfit. Truth be told at least three of four that had a big truck did not use it for its intended purpose. Hey there is practical use for these trucks and they need to be produced for people that actually use them for hauling heavy things or large amounts of things. If you aren’t using a pickup for your job or some sort of major project on a regular basis you do not need one.
But you’ve already stated that its intended purpose is “status symbol”.
“try to sell them as if they are a status symbol”
This implies that after the company produces too many and can not sell them to those who need them they trick them out with chrome and lift them. These companies then market the truck as something you need if you have too much money and want to look good. Thus, these big trucks become symbols of wealth rather than hard work as they should be. Pickups need to be made for those who use them as they should be like I already said.
Just for that I’m going to go buy the biggest most gas-guzzling Ford Truck i can find… without any government help. And drive it in rush traffic.
Well if you’re going to be THAT obnoxious, just go buy a Hummer.
In Real Life: empty beer cans
And fast food wrappers.
you forgot to add “my friend’s furniture” because everyone knows someone with a truck and thats the FIRST person you ask to help you move!
*hangs head* I’m guilty… I know I’ve got a few friends that I baerly talk to, outside of moving!
but I’m nice about it, I’ll buy you a nice dinner when we are done. ^^
Mate, it’s called a ute.
Ours usually has an old, beat up cooler in it. And a tool box that has tools and bungies and stuff. And whatever we were about to haul to the dump and/or Goodwill. And some extra trader joes bags so we can enter the bag raffle.
You forgot the big circle intersecting real life that states “nothing”.
Tiny girls with massive trucks, I’m looking at you.
I just did a great big steaming turd.
It was a better Venn diagram than this.
But did you do it in a truck bed? If not, irrelevant.
Definitely another urban graph maker who has no clue about what the lives and properties of rural types are like.
Dirt bikes/ATVs and power tools should overlap onto the real world section, plus a section added to the Real World side for Spare Tires.
Only urban posers leave their spare in the standard underside rig – which is why they don’t realize the spare has been stolen until they have a flat. Everyone else either locks the spare up at home (as they know multiple people that will help them go get the spare when needed, or even bring it to them), or buys/makes a higher-security rig for the spare in the bed (even a couple cable locks in the rigging holes are better than what passes for spare security under the bed).
You tell’em, Chuck Norris. Damn those urban graph makers with all their learning and sophistication and whatnot.
Are you saying you are what you eat, with that name???
Try getting outside the cities sometime and see how the other half lives. I’ve lived my life in both rural and urban areas, so I can easily vouch for the idea that a person that has only lived in one is almost certain to be clueless about the other’s lifestyles.
As for “learning and sophistication” – odds are I have more college hours than you ever will; I was a Senior majoring in Math & Computer Science for teaching High school, when my health collapsed, and by the time I recovered, the curriculum for the computer half had changed so much that I would have had to start my computer clases over from the freshman level in a new programming language, had I went on to try to complete. Hell, I was on the curriculum committee FOR that department as one of the 2 student representatives, before the illness.
BTW, “Urban Posers” in the last paragraph referred to the type of truck owner that buys the ultimate off-road truck, and only drives it in the city. I’m sure even YOU have made fun of them yourself, at some time – be honest.
Who knew a graphjam poster could be so sensitive? I felt compelled to respond to your comment because it was such a broad sweeping generalization – almost as if you had some kind of callous jealousy/envy toward “urban” people. And honestly, I don’t make fun of those you mentioned, I just feel sorry for them that they think driving some tricked out truck is going to compensate for some type of stunted emotional development or self-esteem issues.
By the way, you have my sympathies regarding the illness.
For the record, I’m on your side. <3
Only reckless, inconsiderate asses carry their spares in the bed where it can fly out in an accident and add to the casualties.
If you had the slightest damn clue what you were talking about, you might be scary.
I’m speaking from the experience of growing up at or around car dealerships since I was 4, and hanging around with my dad (a new car dealership manager) and his salesmen for almost 40 years, till he died in February. They had one competitor lose FIFTY Truck spares in one night, because they were left on the trucks on a LIGHTED lot. They just went from truck to truck, unbolted them, and rolled them off.
WHAT PART OF SECURING THE SPARE IN THE ****ING BED did you not comprehend? Multi-point harnesses; 3, 5 or more bolt rigs bolted into at least the bed and the frame underneath, with nuts that require special wrenches to remove the spare. Logging chains with the biggest masterlock I ever saw (in terms of bar size). All things for the Tire to “fly out in an accident” would require THE WHOLE FREAKING BED TO BE FLYING OFF THE TRUCK WITH IT!!!!!!!!
Please help the environment by stopping your oxygen intake – it’s not like your brain uses any….
So which one of your cousins is the best french kisser? Bessie or Linda Lou?
What the hell is represented by all that space that is neither real life nor commercials? Daydreams? Movies? Alternate realities? Folk art representations of Ford trucks? What?? For the love of God, tell me!
The ATV’s, cement etc are somewhere else besides the truck.
One time I saw a baby car seat strapped in the back.
0.o
you forgot random stuff you found on the side of the road that looked interesting, or thought u could fix
People really need to grasp the concept of the Venn diagram before attempting to make one.