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HAHA!!
STFU you dumbass!
what if i don’t wanna?
I DECLARE MY SYNONOMITY AS ROFLSNEEZIA
Jesse James was an American outlaw following the American Civil War. He fought as a guerrilla under Bill Anderson at only 16 years old. Historians believe this led to his life of crime after the war. Jesse James and his gang, the James-Younger Gang, robbed banks and trains. Jesse James was self centered and spread rumors about himself, most famously that his gang robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Many people today do not know that this is a myth. He is notorious for writing letters to newspapers claiming innocence and leaving press releases on trains he robbed. Jesse James was murdered by Robert Ford on April 3, 1882.
wtf?
hes also a badass with his own t.v show
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You get that much e-mail from your girlfriend?
+691 points, in the lead…
+170 points. But, of course, the plurality would mean more than one girlfriend, or wife, or whatever.
or maybe that one girlfriend just REALLY wants him to take the hint
but the it isn’t “people”
I was gonna say his mom.
You just did.
ZING!
dang, you got there first! Kudos
Could just be his mom.
Dammit… already made…
you bastard thats exactly what i was gonna write
Someone just got told!
OH SNAP!
….can’t you take a hint?
Fine, I’ll point out how dated this is. However, this could have been funnier and probably R rated with creative use of a bar graph. Think about it…. ok you got it!
Could have also been improved by using a venn diagram.
I think a pie chart was the best way to handle it. It shows percentages. Venn diagrams don’t do that.
i dont think they were thinking about the mathsy aspect.
I think they missed your point.
I think he’s trying to over-compensate for his inadequacies by hiding behind a pie chart.
I think his point was that most of his e-mails are spam… those kinds of e-mails I usually don’t open, but when I accidentally did, that’s what it said… looked like a ten year old typed it, too.
They know your hometown and your e-mail address but they don’t know your gender…? =.=
MYspace e-mails YOU? WTF does MYspace want you to know?
XD
Also, didn’t know Myspace was a “people.”
Myspace can notify you with everything new that happens on your profile, or others’ profiles, like when someone writes a comment on one of your photos, or if you have a new event invitation, etc., but most people I know have opted out of getting these notifications.
MySpace? Who even does that anymore?
You act like these are mutually exclusive categories. Your friends at MySpace might also want you to have a bigger penis.
only a true friend would be that truly honest
i love shrek!
Very funny! It should be divided, however, between those that want me to have a bigger penis and those that want me to have bigger boobs.
Mike, your moobs are already too big.
He forgot the mail of facebook/twitter/myspace/etc. …my girlfriend have a ton of them…
Does anyone know how to get rid of this spam?
Luckily, my gmail spambox is very good, but is still annoying, and I don’t know where it’s coming from.
FYI, I didn’t visit any porn sites (I know human nature, if I don’t say that, everyone is just gonna say that’s the reason).
If I knew the source I could at least sue them for sexually harrassing underaged people (16 years old here).
Even if you found the source, it may be hard for you to individually sue such a large industry. Plus, the internet is a shady area of law. Here’s a thought… try contacting the customer service of your email. Maybe there’s a glitch in the system. Or… maybe you really did look at porn. Lol.
there simply spam, they are intended to give you viruses or rip off your money and are most likely run by computer programs or outsourcing.
They tend to always without a doubt hit the spam folder of your first email on a site right after its made, however my second gmail acc. (for my website and crap like that) gets no spam.
I use gmail for everything, and I’ve only ever had about 30 spam emails make it through to my spam box (over the course of 5 years). Yay google!
I would have done this as a Venn diagram.
How did you know my ex emailed me that often?
Tough break five?
I like the days when I get both “get a bigger penis” and “get bigger boobs” emails. I wonder what the results would if everyone took up on BOTH offers.
This graph made me laugh! Good on ya, graphmeister hobojo.
“Would you like a bigger penis?! Where would you like it?! I can suggest a few places!”
I get contacted by the “Lonely Wives Dating Community”…..I’m not even married XDD
This concept has been done before with a venn diagram, and it was better than this. I posted a link to it earlier but they deleted it. Why would they delete a link to their own site?
You know, I’ve never got any e-mails like that; apparently the internet’s already satisifed with my size. Yeah, baby.
He forgot Nigerian princes that want to give me money.
I never had an email asking if I wanted a bigger penis…
So what’s worse…
Get lots of emails for a large penis when you don’t need it
Or getting lots of emails for a large penis when you’re a girl and really have no need for a larger penis. After all, girls do strap-ons or alterations, pills wouldn’t do for us anyway.
lol , that’s one of the best graphes I saw in ages XD
i get these emails alot. yet no one emails me on how i get a penis to begin with, after all i am a girl.
It is quite simple Jadeder, go to a bar scantily dressed and say the these three magic words, “I AM HORNY!” You’ll get just about all the penis you want/need/can handle!
yeah once again im sorry for all of those emails. . .
LULZ WERE HAD
Viagra 50x packs 25x packs and 10x packs. Buy now…
Nonstop in my email… So true.
yes is looking good i don”t know about in side.
I laughed.
It’s because you look at porn, and by the look of the graph… A lot.