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  1. FIRST says:

    HAHA!!

    • Angryman says:

      STFU you dumbass!

    • Ninja says:

      Jesse James was an American outlaw following the American Civil War. He fought as a guerrilla under Bill Anderson at only 16 years old. Historians believe this led to his life of crime after the war. Jesse James and his gang, the James-Younger Gang, robbed banks and trains. Jesse James was self centered and spread rumors about himself, most famously that his gang robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Many people today do not know that this is a myth. He is notorious for writing letters to newspapers claiming innocence and leaving press releases on trains he robbed. Jesse James was murdered by Robert Ford on April 3, 1882.

  2. rubycosmos says:

    You get that much e-mail from your girlfriend?

  3. ave satanas says:

    ….can’t you take a hint?

  4. papajon0s1 says:

    Fine, I’ll point out how dated this is. However, this could have been funnier and probably R rated with creative use of a bar graph. Think about it…. ok you got it!

  5. Ripley says:

    I think he’s trying to over-compensate for his inadequacies by hiding behind a pie chart.

    • Beka says:

      I think his point was that most of his e-mails are spam… those kinds of e-mails I usually don’t open, but when I accidentally did, that’s what it said… looked like a ten year old typed it, too.

      They know your hometown and your e-mail address but they don’t know your gender…? =.=

  6. X V1 says:

    MYspace e-mails YOU? WTF does MYspace want you to know?

    XD

    • Me says:

      Also, didn’t know Myspace was a “people.”

    • Devylan says:

      Myspace can notify you with everything new that happens on your profile, or others’ profiles, like when someone writes a comment on one of your photos, or if you have a new event invitation, etc., but most people I know have opted out of getting these notifications.

    • Suzie says:

      MySpace? Who even does that anymore?

  7. Amelia says:

    You act like these are mutually exclusive categories. Your friends at MySpace might also want you to have a bigger penis.

  8. Michael says:

    Very funny! It should be divided, however, between those that want me to have a bigger penis and those that want me to have bigger boobs.

  9. chatmort says:

    He forgot the mail of facebook/twitter/myspace/etc. …my girlfriend have a ton of them…

  10. Vermin says:

    Does anyone know how to get rid of this spam?
    Luckily, my gmail spambox is very good, but is still annoying, and I don’t know where it’s coming from.
    FYI, I didn’t visit any porn sites (I know human nature, if I don’t say that, everyone is just gonna say that’s the reason).
    If I knew the source I could at least sue them for sexually harrassing underaged people (16 years old here).

    • Devylan says:

      Even if you found the source, it may be hard for you to individually sue such a large industry. Plus, the internet is a shady area of law. Here’s a thought… try contacting the customer service of your email. Maybe there’s a glitch in the system. Or… maybe you really did look at porn. Lol.

    • spectre514 says:

      there simply spam, they are intended to give you viruses or rip off your money and are most likely run by computer programs or outsourcing.

      They tend to always without a doubt hit the spam folder of your first email on a site right after its made, however my second gmail acc. (for my website and crap like that) gets no spam.

    • Zoe MacLean says:

      I use gmail for everything, and I’ve only ever had about 30 spam emails make it through to my spam box (over the course of 5 years). Yay google!

  11. Leary says:

    I would have done this as a Venn diagram.

  12. Todd says:

    How did you know my ex emailed me that often?

  13. mojojo says:

    I like the days when I get both “get a bigger penis” and “get bigger boobs” emails. I wonder what the results would if everyone took up on BOTH offers.

  14. optotog says:

    This graph made me laugh! Good on ya, graphmeister hobojo.

  15. Evertide says:

    “Would you like a bigger penis?! Where would you like it?! I can suggest a few places!”

  16. Ellie says:

    I get contacted by the “Lonely Wives Dating Community”…..I’m not even married XDD

  17. jl5691426 says:

    This concept has been done before with a venn diagram, and it was better than this. I posted a link to it earlier but they deleted it. Why would they delete a link to their own site?

  18. SuperElliot says:

    You know, I’ve never got any e-mails like that; apparently the internet’s already satisifed with my size. Yeah, baby.

  19. GNazi says:

    He forgot Nigerian princes that want to give me money.

  20. penguin_man says:

    I never had an email asking if I wanted a bigger penis…

  21. net says:

    So what’s worse…
    Get lots of emails for a large penis when you don’t need it
    Or getting lots of emails for a large penis when you’re a girl and really have no need for a larger penis. After all, girls do strap-ons or alterations, pills wouldn’t do for us anyway.

  22. JiMMaR says:

    lol , that’s one of the best graphes I saw in ages XD

  23. Jadeder says:

    i get these emails alot. yet no one emails me on how i get a penis to begin with, after all i am a girl.

    • Amber says:

      It is quite simple Jadeder, go to a bar scantily dressed and say the these three magic words, “I AM HORNY!” You’ll get just about all the penis you want/need/can handle!

  24. leftfordead2NOV17 says:

    yeah once again im sorry for all of those emails. . .

  25. asd says:

    Viagra 50x packs 25x packs and 10x packs. Buy now…
    Nonstop in my email… So true.

  26. masha says:

    yes is looking good i don”t know about in side.

  27. Cimerax says:

    I laughed.

  28. roch14418 says:

    It’s because you look at porn, and by the look of the graph… A lot.


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