What World of Warcraft players desperately need
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The better video to include with this was the South Park episode.
MOM! MOM!
Baffroom!
So I should assume since you made this graph online and posted it is proof that you stay on the computer all day and have no life, girlfriend/boyfriend, hobby, or mountain dew.
haha zing
You logged off Wow to type this??
And in what universe does WoW not count as a hobby?
The real one Mr. Anderson
This calls for a high five and another “ZING!”
uuh… i dont mean to b*tch, but gaming is a legit hobby, WoW players just can take it TOO far.
The one inhabited by idiots who seem to be under the impression that a game that is played for enjoyment and often requires co-operative work in a team only counts as a hobby if it also includes running around a patch of grass with a little ball.
Thank you!
Haha indeed
Maybe some day people will notice that the population of nerds that play WoW is actually smaller than those who are normal people ;P Although it’s funny to see the expression on people’s faces when I tell them I play WoW, I wonder when I’ll get bored of that.
So you’re saying that people that work on cars, make music, paint, and read books aren’t doing hobbies at all? Hmm… It makes soo much more sense now. Thanks!
“if it also includes running around a patch of grass with a little ball.”
That’s called a sport buddy.
the mountain dew actually taste pretty goo though
good*
No, you were right the first time – it tastes like goo.
Correction FAIL.
Well then. Since you get on here simply to watch the stupid things other people post simply to say something foolish about them, III should assume that your comments are proof that you stay on the computer all day long finding vulnerabilities is posts, have no life outside your computer, don’t know what a girl looks like except your mum, have no idea what a hobby is, and drown yourself in mountain dew.
WTF? How does this graph have anything to do with what you just said? You shouldn’t assume things, because it makes an “Ass” out of “u” and “me”. Zing.
Directed towards the original commentor of course, not you SMDCO9.
What World of Warcraft players desperately need:
green – a wide variety of things too numerous to mention.
blue – a surefire cure for insomnia.
yellow – a real vacation.
purple – less lag in Dalaran.
red – graphs telling us what we need.
^ WIN! But good graph, too. Am I the sadder person for being married to a WoW freak?
How about a couple who met on WoW and are still total WoW freaks? My fiance and I play all the time, so at least I can eliminate the orange portion.
Okay, emo. My husband has a couple of good female friends he plays with. And my husband and I met online as well, though not anything as personal as a WoW chatroom or anything. It is just so not my thing, especially since his 10 y/o son a WoW freak.
No – I’m am a WoW freak, and got my (then) boyfriend addicted (now my husband).
But seriously, people need to stop complaining about WoW players all the time – some of us *do* have lives (I’m a full-time mom, my husband is in the army).
I know right? I play WoW, and I own my own business. I have never missed a day of work, and have never turned down an invitation to do anything social to play WoW…in fact, if I have to make a choice, I will cancel a raid for a family function. WoW hasn’t affected my life in any negative way, I don’t even really talk about it all that much, yet my mother still says she “lost a daughter” to the game….
Agreed. Both my boyfriend and I play, and we have plenty to do. We both work FT and are in college, I’m a runner and am currently training for a half-marathon, and I get plenty of sleep. The game just gets a bad name from all the crazies who do nothing BUT WoW. It’s fun as hell in moderation ^__^
For the record, the Horde Mt. Dew is pretty yummy.
I also have a boyfriend who joined wow because of me, I get enough sleep, I have plenty of hobbies and a social life, and I have a wow account. Although I don’t go to the gym or anything, but thats just because i’m lazy, not because I play wow :p
fixed http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4837482
You R00L!
I donno I should probably run my ass around the block after a 25 man Uludar raid at 3 am. So it works for me.
graph needs an experiment-with-new-drugs slice
Don’t need: Jobs that take up 12 hours of their day after 8 AM and force you into this lifestyle… as you’re only going to be waking up 8 hours later anyway.
Teaching is a scary world. A scary, scary world.
..of warcraft.
“purple- less lag in dalaran”
i wish i could hug people on the internetz. i shall just award yuze with pluss 17 internetz
So if you want them to stop.. Why is purple so big? It’s pretty much like this:
WoW player: I think I’ll quit World of Warcraft.. Now I need a new hobby.. OH! I know! I’ll play World of Warcraft! *goes back to computer*
Isn’t WoW a hobby?
Yes. Yes, it is. I also write, read and make jewelry.
Yep – much like cooking, reading, blogging about cooking, blogging about WoW, exercising, hanging out with your friends, playing other video games…
Hey, what do you know, I do those too.
I don’t feel bad for either spouse of a WoW freak. They both knew what they were getting into.
The graph maker forgot to add “shower”. I present my college roommate as an example.
OMFG I had the worst WoW freak roommate ever. He routinely would go 3 MONTHS without showering. Additionally, he faked going to school and having a job (eventually chalked his tires). He survived on peanut butter, diet rockstars and cigarettes. It was like living with a sparkly hobo vampire.
Seconded.
It’s an obsession, it’s similar to sports nuts watching sports for 6 hours at a clip. Except there are way more themed snack options available.
And most guys or girls that watch sports have a life and gf/bf.
Then explain to me why my wife plays WoW, goes to College, and has a job?
WoW and dating are not mutually exclusive. I happen to do both.
Why is it the majority of graph makers suck at making graphs? What is so hard about making proper graphs? You start with the small unfunny piece first and work your way to the large funny slice. You never start with the punchline!
Example:
——————
Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3″
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said “OK men, coffee break’s over. Back on your heads.”
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Please take yourself to room 3 in that case.
+400 points. A good pwning.
Hmm… I play WoW… (and I’m a chick – we don’t exist, right?)
1. I exercise regularly
2. I sleep 7+ hours a night
3. I am very happily married
4. I have many hobbies outside of WoW, such as making chainmail jewelry, painting, or sewing
and
5. I don’t “do” caffeine anymore, so Mt. Dew is way out of the question, WoW themed or not.
I’m the complete opposite of this graph. But then, I don’t exist, so it’s all good.
You sound kinda hot.
I believe she stated she was married?
That doesn’t mean she can’t be hot…
i am hot when i was in highschool everyone who was friends with my mom would tell her i’m going to break a lot of hearts
Thank God I’m not the only non-existant personage out there!
OMG WTF another chick?!?! /cower
I know! I may not exercize, but my BF and I play WoW, and I have other hobbies…
“making chainmail jewelry” AHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT A NERD!
ahahahahhaha nerd lmao
Yeah, we’re not as rare as people seem to think…
that was good, lmao
(im a guy) i HATE it when guys give girls crap online, my sister used to play xbox live with me and she cried on more than on occasion because of assholes that dont take girls serious
Yeah, this graph is just a poor generalization of what most non-WoW players think WoW players must be.
1. I play tennis, raquetball, hockey, and soccer, depending on the weather and season.
2. I get 6-8 hours sleep each night, which suits me fine.
3. Happily married.
4. Cooking, sports, writing, reading, I’ve got a number of hobbies outside of WoW raids.
5. Funny that there was no graph 2 years ago whining about Halo 3 pictures on the Mountain Dew. I guess people forgot about that already. Big deal, there are some pictures of a game on your bottle of soda. If it is such a problem for you, don’t buy it. Otherwise, just drink it and be happy.
I’m male, but my 10-man progression raid group has four women in it. Women who play their class a deal better than a whole lot of guys I’ve seen, by the way. The whole “only boys play WoW” thing is way off base. Our guild is probably 30%/70% women/men.
exercise? that’s what wii fit is for.
as for the sleep… can’t argue that…
wii make you break all you furniture according to another graph
go to youtube and type in at the searchbar “wii fail”
I’d say they already have a hobby.
And there are people that play it casually, you know.
But in this case the small slice is the punch line.
+97 points.
In this case, Turd may have been thrown off because the little slice was BRIGHT RED. But not because of the order.
you retard. the mountain dew IS the punchline
I concur
if you have ever tried the wow themed dews you would not be making such a slanderous comment.
I would make the argument that the same mountain dew could be released without pictures of orcs and elves. That said, every time Mountain Dew releases game fuel, it’s freakin’ delicious.
Actually it was released about a year ago with out the pics or any connection to Mountain Dew. My 14 year old daughter has been drinking the blue one since they first came out.
If it had no connection to Mountain Dew, then it’s not Mountain Dew. I’m so confused.
That blue one is a different flavor than the WoW blue flavor.
But the red one is a re-release of the previous Halo 3 flavor.
The Halo 3 themed Mountain Dew tasted better
The irony is that most Alliance player like Horde Red and I have spoken to a few Hordies that like Alliance Blue…
I like Alliance Blue and that only … I have one on my desk empty… D: probobly should be in the trash….
i like the picture its pretty.
Um excuse me?! lol. I play WoW, I get at least 10 hours of sleep every night, I don’t do caffeine, I exercise a lot, I have a boyfriend and I have many hobbies! (Did I mention I’m a girl? )
eat that graph person!
You forgot what should be the biggest part: “To stop playing WoW”
+85 points.
So you’re saying that ~20-25% of people with a hobby need a hobby?
How are computer games not a hobby?
Wow, wow is cool.
um… where is the slice for “A LIFE”?
Concurrence
more importantly, where is the slice for EPIC LOOT??
You are so right!
They’re just jealous we got a game themed snack!
Go us!
agreed! >U
You don’t even know what you’re talking about
lol Everybody that i know plays, including me, has all of those thing and are perfecting happy
Let us know once it’s perfected, then you can really show the people who have nothing bettr to do than put down WoW users. Maybe you can patent happy?
Hmm… Well, I exercise regularly, get 6-8 hours of sleep a night, I’m married (and it should be noted, I’m the wife), I read, cross-stitch, bike, crochet, dabble in photography, sew and I don’t even like Mt. Dew. I also work full time and I’m a mother. So don’t try to tell me I don’t have a life. And yes, I have a level 80 tauran druid.
Not everyone who plays WoW is some 40+, 350 lb. virgin living in mommy’s basement, eating Cheetos and drinking Dew.
Tell me how watching TV for hours on end is having “a life” any more then running an instance? At least I’m talking to real people. Not to mention working in a team, problem solving and organizing.
I agree!
I have a boyfriend (who does not play wow, but whatever). I bike, swim, run, etc, and keep in good shape. I get at least 8 hours of sleep every day. As for hobbies, I read, knit, crochet, and play a few instruments. I also go to school more than full time, as well as work part time. I don’t drink soda either. And I have a level 80 Belf Paladin, and a few others on the way.
I’m so over these stereotypes! With over 10 million players, when are people going to realize we’re not all the same?
And I don’t see anything wrong with that commercial, either. There are definitely hot girls that play wow.
I love how all the people defending WoW here are girls!!! There are a lot more of us who play than people think. My regular 10-man raid group has between 3 and 5 gals in it every raid night. The highest DPS in my guild every single raid is one of us girls
Though, I’m a bit of a stereotype, in that I play a healer
But I’m leveling a couple of DPS toons too!
Oh, and i read, crochet, knit, cross-stitch, do puzzles, have a boyfriend, do things with my family 3-4 days a week, and run my own business. Tell me again how I have no life or hobbies.
Apparently about 40% of WoW players are female. I was once in a 50 person guild and one night we all realized only about three of us were male XD
Agreed!
I’m married to a Navy man who’s part of a team of sailors running the nuclear reactors on the ship so the thing will -go-. I happen to be a writer, dancer, singer, actress, and housewife. I’d have a job, if the people in this damn ghetto would hire a white woman.
I bike, swim, dance, read, play on the PS2, cook, clean, run, sing at the top of my voice to irritate the neighbors that irritate me. That’s when I’m -not- playing WoW.
I have a level 80 Blood Elf Rogue that’s dual-specced Assassination and Combat on a RP server, and I’m working on a Restoration Druid.
so basically a bunch of guys pretending to be hot girls to say they are above the graph and are attention whores ( girls dont exsist online because the internet is for porn and girls dont get horny).
You just think girls don’t get horny because they don’t want to sleep with you.
lol win
we do need mdew, it takes away the need for sleep and tuesday patches is when we exercise. plus WOW is our hobby, although most of us DO need to get girlfriends. so you failed on this graph
I play WoW with my boyfriend. I consider it a hobby, I get plenty of sleep. But mountain dew is gross and I could use more exercise.
-sigh- My ex boyfriend was ADDICTED to WoW. We’d spend hours on the phone, but he’d be playing it the whole time. I can’t remember the last time he gave me his full attention…
I had an ex much like that.
When a close relative passed away and I called him for comfort, he said he was busy and would call me later.
They’re exes for a reason.
Seriously, WoW players should only date WoW players. I feel bad for “WoW widows”, you guys put up with a lot.
I was thrilled when I found out the guy I was interested in plays WoW too. He understands not to bug me on raid nights
lmao nice
Level 80 Hunter and 65 Druid.
Indeed, I exercise and my body shows it.
I sleep no less than 7 hours a night.
My boyfriend makes me the happiest girl in the world, and plays WoW with me to boot.
I have a few hobbies…which is why I’m going to drive down the state and go snorkeling/diving off the reef on Saturday. With the boyfriend, no less.
But I hate soda.
Ahh, WoW player stereotypes…how I love to go against them.
However, I agree with this for the most part. Most of the people I’ve seen pictures of on WoW seriously need some of this entire graph, except the soda.
We need to see proof that you exercise and your body shows it.
Screenshot or it didn’t happen!
Human paladin here;
– I sleep 6 – 12 hours a night, depending on how tired I am.
– Used to be addicted to caffiene, now I drink mountain dew once or twice a week, no other soda.
– I have a girlfriend.
– I’m a teenager, lean, 130 pounds. I play hockey and tennis. First line defenseman. Don’t tell me I need exercise.
– I play the guitar and saxaphone, love to swim, and have many other hobbies.
I’m not going to accuse you of being someone you’re not, so I’m going to ask you to do the same for me. Your graph really makes anyone playing WoW look bad.
For you and a number of other people in this thread the author of teh graph should have included one more slice – “Sense of Humor”.
HAHAHA! Sooo true. While not all WoW players are like this, we ALL know there are many like this. 1.) most would be overweight because they spend all their time in a chair playing WoW, 2.) most are sleep deprived because they spend way too much time in WoW at the expense of sleep, 3.) most hardcore/addicted WoW players either are alone because any partner would dump them because of their addiction, or play with an addicted partner, 4.) a hobby? WoW IS their hobby, lol, and 5.) I hate all of the WoW marketing too. If I want a mountain dew once in a while, I don’t want to see WoW crap all over it: I’ll reach for the regular one.
I hate all of the WoW marketing too. If I want a mountain dew once in a while, I don’t want to see WoW crap all over it: I’ll reach for the regular one.
You could take the label off.
Although there are sometimes when I plan on playing for a while, like anyone planning to engage a hobby for a few hours on a day off.
Not all gamers are overweight. One of my friends and his boyfriend never exercise and are thin because they simply don’t overeat for their level of activity and 99% of their diet is very healthy food.
i used to be like that only because i was so addicted that i coulndt eat
Um, I used to play WoW all the time. Almost 80% of my day. This is partly true… But it seems more of an insult than anythign else.
My thoughts
Exercise-I could use it, but I’m not in dire need of it and I get enough walking my dogs
Girlfriend-working on it. I’m just too damn shy
Hobby- Since when isn’t online gaming a hobby?
Sleep? I normally get enough sleep, more than my sisters who don’t even play WoW.
Mt. Dew? I don’t drink very much caffiene
I have an 80 rogue, 70 DK, 58 Hunter, and numerous lowbies(working on a priest at the moment)
I think the biggest section of the graph should be “A new MMO to play”.
Blizz is doing to the MMO market what Microsoft did to Operating Systems.
Are you joking? There are so many MMOs out there that you could play instead of WoW. Warhammer online, Aion, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars Galaxies, City of Heroes / Villains, EVE online, Age of Conan, (coming soon) the new Diablo, not to mention the free ones….. Maplestory, Flyff etc.
Personally, I don’t like any of those more that WoW, so I haven’t left. But when Star Wars Galaxies fixes their combat system, or a free server emerges with things the way they used to be, I’ll leave WoW.
I’m more of a CoH/CoV player. I tried WoW, but was a little overwhelmed by all the stuff thrown at you from the start. I found City of’s pace more to my liking, particularly for the ability to pick it up, play for an hour or so, and do something else.
… Well, Unless the spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other is another WoW player… It won’t work. The WoW player ignores the spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other to play WoW. I’ve seen it in action.
So not true. I play WoW, and my boyfriend does not, and has no interest in playing. We live together, and he works at home, so I generally play after I get home from school, while he’s working. It works because I make a conscious effort to make it work, and I make sure that I don’t ignore him for the game.
For example, if I’m going to run an instance, or raid, I’ll let him know beforehand, and make sure we’re not going to be doing anything for the next few hours, and he knows that I have a time commitment. If we need to get dinner, or run errands, I’ll simply decline the raid/instance invitation. But if we’re just sitting around watching movies or television, I’ll casually level an alt, or farm.
It’s not hard to make a WoW/non WoW relationship work.
personally i like frozen throne better than wow. i find wow gets a tad repetitivve just doing the same thing in different places . kill 10 of this . kill this boss ( impossibe to find a group to help). colloct 20 of theses . ZZZZZ after about 5 towns of it taking longer each town.
How is ignoring a significant other to play WoW any different from ignoring a significant other to watch sports? Or, for that matter, any other hobby? It happens because of lack of effort, not because of WoW.
Word.
WoW can be a symptom, but it’s not the illness.
So, based on your single data point, you’ve concluded that no WoW/non-WoW relationship will work? I know a number of players (including myself) who have a non-WoW spouse and are doing just fine. Just as Shayla said, I make sure my raid time does not conflict with family time, and I usually raid later in the evening when my wife is reading before bed.
I have 4 of the 5 things in that chart and I play WoW does that mean I win the interwebs?
You certainly get this commemorative plaque saying “I.O.U One Interweb”
We don’t need a hobby. We already have one
WoW!
I have 3 of those things-sleep, world of warcraft mountain dew, and a hobby
I’m married to a wonderful engineer.
I exercise 3 times a week (more if you include dog walks)
I sleep 7 hours a night regularly.
I volunteer at local animals shelters and agencies.
AND I PLAY WOW <.< w3rd ph00l.
For the most part, this graph proves true. I do know this one guy who is an exception, but he rarely plays anyways.
As for the ad: And just like that, my last bit of faith in the future of mankind evaporates.
i would’ve added “flying mount” to the pie…
Make that “epic flying mount” and you win, sir.
The mount isn’t the hard part, the skill is…
they’re making it cheaper in the next patch, only around a few hundred gold
Engaged, 3rd year of a University degree, sleep 8-12 hours a night depending on when my fiancé shakes me concious again, I always walk or cycle when going anywhere within an hour’s travel – longer if I’m feeling particularly energetic or it’s a nice day – so I get plenty of exercise. I draw, read and construct 3D models depending on how I feel and I have, thanks to the long summers at Uni, a level 80 of every class except Shaman. I get bored easily, haha.
I play WoW, and am a girl, married, get lots of sleep etc… your graph should go in the fail blog really…
Yeah. You go girl and my wife and I play WoW in the nude and… aaaaand now I’ve said too much… uh… how about them Bears, eh? I think there’s a sale at Macys….
Well i played WOW a bit and i have all those things except for the dew lol.
hobby=Bass guitar LOL
Angry level-80 Draenei in 3 … 2 … 1 …
“For the Alliance!”
seconded. stupid alliance.
I ditched both of those (for about an hour after starting my deathknight) FOR THE SCOURGE!!!!!!!!!
You forgot “deodorant.”
I’m a female wow player. I run marathons, triathlons, and compete in crits (cycling). I’m engaged to another wow player, who I met IRL, who also is a runner. We both have jobs, a house, and pleanty of IRL friends who also play WoW and go out and do things with us.
I have a lvl 80 paladin in t8 or t8.5 gear and he also has a lvl 80 pally with similar gear. It’s not like it’s hard to do or play, it’s a game and I much rather play it then sit around and watch all the horrible reality TV shows.
Hi everyone, would just like to mention that I am an overweight crossdresser that frequently drowns kittens in my parents basement, where I live. I stay up most nights to watch porn, and get very little sleep. I am stuck in the basement, because I can’t fit through the door, or even get up the steps to ground level. The question is do I play wow. The answer? No, I dont. I am the one that made this stupid graph in the first place.
The only thing in the graph I don’t have is the Mountain Dew, partially because I don’t drink pop.
I do know quite a few other WoW players who need all of these, sadly.
*Facepalm* Earlier I stated that not ALL people are like what this graph represents players of the World of Warcraft are like, and naturally, Karma makes me it’s bitch: My brother decided to ignore a family dinner for a raid (dunno/care which dungeon) and only came out to take a Dew… when he saw the light though, he hissed like a vampire, LOL. Yeah, not proud that I’ve seen both ends of the WoW spectrum, but, like EVERYthing else, there are more than one side to things.
Seriously, not only do I have/ get all of these things, but I also happen to be *dun dun dun* FEMALE!
Put that in your “No WoW for recreation” pipe and smoke it.
I play WoW, and I don’t need any of those things.
My level 500 sorcerer will demolish your crude graf! How dare you confoos WOW with real life!
fail
i second that fail and raise you a doesnt know anything about WoW
you forgot to add a space for a shower to wash off the eight hour gamer stink
no no no red need to be 97% of graph
Alright, so I play WoW:
1. I have a boyfriend
2. Yeah, I’ve tried both sodas
3. I get a full night’s sleep almost every night
4. Aside from videogames I draw and play a musical instrument
5. I hike and walk with my dogs
I’m a normal person who just likes videogames, don’t hate
Translation:
1. I have a boyfriend that I talk to exclusively online. I will never meet him.
2. I’m a fat pig that buys into anything marketed towards me.
3. I get a full night’s sleep almost every night because I have no friends to keep me out late.
4. I do lots of things by myself in my room!
5. My only friends are companion mammals.
6. I get trolled on the internet.
you dont even have mammal friends.
You… you are correct. Random internet stranger, you have convinced me that spending my time how I like is foolish. Please, teach me the ways of ‘real’ hobbies, since you are clearly a guru in the matter as opposed to someone who probably should be minding their own business.
I’m positive all these “Im a hot lean married chich who crochet, knit, and cross-stitch when I’m not studying or working at my full time job. I work out thrice a week and never drink soda. This graph should be on failblog”-ers are actually hired by Blizzard to prevent negative influences. We ALL KNOW that a majority of wowplayers need most of these (WoW-gfs don’t count as partners, nor do WoW count as a hobby). Half of us are there/have been there, and the other half know someone who is there. Great Graph! BTW: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FAT TO NEED EXERCISE! There are more skinny nerds than there are fat ones, because of serious mal/under-nutrition.
Do you honestly think Blizzard pays people to do stuff like that at random websites?
Do you honestly think I do?
*wonders where her phat Blizz check is*
who blizzard REALLY needs to hire are people to spell check other people’s posts. I’m not sure that anyone on here has claimed to be a “chich” and and some of your subject/ verb agreements here are pretty weak…
Wow, that’s weak! I’m Norwegian, so… why don’t you go and phrase a 7 line post in Norwegian (immaculatley, I might add) THEN speak? I can only see one subject/verb error tho’… (nor DOES* wow). It might have been wrong to write incluences as plural, but it’s not connected to a verb. Besides, you’re a big hypocrite. Your post has several typos aswell, and I got a hunch you DO have English as your native language.
When refering to people as a subject, you can’t use “who”, you have to use “what”.
Attacking poeples grammar and spelling is always weak. But so is your post about it being blizzard employees posting to prevent negative puplicity, even if they would bother about websites like this they got more then enough fans to do rebutals for them.
I bet there are WoW players that fits into your stereotyping of them but most of the WoW players are casual player and yes WoW does count as a hobby, and if you believe it doesn’t then please prove your point. Ofc WoW-GFs doesn’t count as a real partner(unless it’s actually a RL GF who happen to play WoW with you) but i fail to see any post where someone claims such a thing so i don’t even see why you would argue against it.
Your “challenge” is irrelevant. Either improve your English or ignore when people complain; it’s quite possible to understand you, after all.
As for girlfriends/boyfriends, some people are just asexual.
I play wow actually.
I have a boyfriend, get plenty of sleep and exercise (im 5′3 and 120lbs), have a decent job and love WoW themed MD, so i would have to say the green and red should be switched. =) tyvm
turd…well doesn’t that just say it all?
using the word retarded is bad enough. guessing you just can’t help acting like a 7th grader when you’ve got a name like turd.
Fewer trolls among WoW players might be nice…they are entertaining…but…annoying..:P
It looks too much like the randomly generated feedbacks for various scammer-sites.
*taps foot*
*still wonders where her phat Blizz check is*
But you’re a girl? They only hire guys to act like girls.
*still a girl*
u forgot life….. jk no offence 2 WoW players
Hey now. I walk a mile home from school every day and I’m shortstop on the varsity baseball team (exercise/hobby covered). I had a terrific girlfriend, but that didn’t work out and now I’m just playing the field (that’s what Summer was made for!). I’m curious to know the lifestyle of the maker of this graph
. But I take this as a joke, of course. An inaccurate joke, but still a joke.
lol @ people who need to describe all their daily activities to deny the cold truth… WoW nerds will be WoW nerds.
And here i though playing a game to relax and have fun was a hobby, much the same as playing golf(a game) or football(a game) collecting stamps or whatever. Atleast games are interactive as opposed to the tv.
ok…to be fair game fuel wasnt made for wow, it was realeased in 07 to hype up gamers for halo 3
and no im not a fat 40 year old virgin who plays games
im a 17 year old who loves the halo series, and i have a life that doesnt revolve around video games, besides ATV’s are more fun than sitting on a couch yelling at people anyway lol
FRICKING LEGENDARY GEAR. ALL OF IT. NOW PLEASE.
1) Yes WoW can be an addiction as can alot of things but the game itself isn’t a drug.
2)Well it tends to be annoying when people stereotype and that’s why people react to it whatever the stereotype may be.
3)You mean you can’t enjoy stuff on the internet and post stuff in forums etc if you have a nomral life? That must mean you yourself have no life
4)Well that’s mostly correct i guess but in my case my guild consists mainly of RL friends from the same small town. I would say guildmembers would be roughly equal to coworkers/team members you would never socialize with. You only have your game/job/sport in common and would never hang out but still do raids/work/games together, it makes neither the guild members the coworkers or the team members any less real coz you don’t hang out at the pub on saturday evenings.
As a reply to your copy and paste i could just use that text against you since you’re doing basicly the same thing as the no-lifers you claim the rest of the posters here to be.
I don’t know why you bothered to paste that tripe. It’s clearly just written by some intolerant person with a superiority complex, expecting everyone to live up to some stupid norm.
Not everyone wants the same things out of life. Some just have the ability to choose for themselves instead of doing what the norms say you should be doing to be happy.
Personally I find normal people spend a lot of time on basic biological functions and conversations about nothing, but I don’t need to go around calling them idiots to make myself feel better.
Wow. This graph includes everything I’ve needed in the past three weeks, by exactly how much i’ve needed them. And on top of that, I’ve been playing World of Warcraft much more frequently these past three weeks….Interesting…
I could use some exercise…but I’m not fat, I sleep fine…WITH my bf might I add, who ALSO plays WoW. My hobbies include photography, playing with my puppies, reading and PLAYING WOW (it’s a hobby!!!) and….I love WoW dew. D= You lose mister graph maker man!!!
what breed of puppy?
This graph fails, and I’ll tell you why.
I play WoW almost daily. I have a husband, I go to the gym 3-4 days a week, I knit, I sew, I read, I write. But I don’t have any Mountain Dew.
good for you. but fyi. no one really cares. I used to play wow and I still find this funny.
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo right
You’re all idiots. The whole graph is the punchline.
I love Gamefuel. Hate the WoW theme. Halo theme was better, but whatever gets me gamefuel is cool I guess.
Erm, ‘to get laid’?
WIN WIN WIN
Green – Total hours spent by idiots making fun World of Warcraft in general
Purple – Total hours spent by people enjoying MMORPGS
Red – Percentage of WoW players who are true super nerds that deserve to be heckled relentlessly
Orange – The color of Cheetos, which is win
Blue – How the people who make fun of WoW players feel, because you have to be at least depressed to make fun of the people who fit into that red category. . .
this is hilarious. like those women would even play and/or buy that mountain dew.
erm… girls play wow too dude. it’s called a brain, get one.
hahaha my bf got me into to playing and then i finally got him out of it. thank god.
I am a WoW player, and I have a few things to say.
1. I do exercise, and am in good shape, and am a fairly attractive man.
2. I get my full 8 hours.
3. I have a beautiful girlfriend, who also played WoW
4. WoW is one of my hobbies.
5. The Mountain Dew tasted pretty good, and those flavors would have been released anyways, whether WoW themed or based on something else.
These are the views of myself and many WoW players. Just because you or someone you know over did it doesn’t mean every does. Most are perfectly healthy and active people. Imagine, if you will, taking time that would be spent watch insipid shows on TV and instead spending them on something that requires brain activity and social interaction.
And South Park IS NOT a relevant source of information.
What’s WoW?
Epic Win.
Mila Kunis (Jackie from That 70’s show) is a self described WoW addict. Last time I checked she was a girl and a hot one at that. I’m pretty sure she works, has other hobbies, gets sleep, gets exercise and probably doesn’t have much difficulty finding a date. Hell, I’d date her if my husband didn’t mind. http://www.comicbook.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mila_kunis_stuff.jpg
Shes also the voice of Meg on family guy…
SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!
why is like, 80% of all the wow players commenting female? i sense a trap…
You are all dumb hipster internet jockeys spouting out “fail” and “win” like it was 2005.
Okay! All non-WoW players give real players crap and I am damn sick of it!!!
(I am a guy, but I know plenty of WoW players who are women, and granted many of them are better than many men I know who play)
1. I don’t need any more exercise. I hike, and jog very frequently. I also will be taking a work out class in school this year. So, no.
2. I don’t need much sleep to go on normally, generally I wake up if I sleep over 8 hours. So that is a no.
3. I could get a g/f but I don’t feel the need to have one right now. And WoW is not holding me back. So, that is also a nooooo.
4. I read ( I spend many more hours doing this than playing WoW), draw, like to take hikes, swim, and like to jog. I am in 10th grade in high school, so I spend a lot of time with school also, I keep a 4.0 gpa so. In a few months I will be in a school play and that takes most of my time up. Don’t say I don’t need hobbies -cause- I really do have more than WoW.
5. I like Mt. Dew plain andf simple, not for caffine, but for the taste. Making a Mt. Dew flavor based on a game I like to play is cool and yeah. So yet another no for your graph.
So lets take in all those. 1..2..3..4..5 no’s for that graph. So all those that are true equal zero…
This graph is total crap and I am sick of people who don’t play WoW giving people crap. You people who do this to others are the ones with no lives. No matter how many hobbies you have, how much you exercise, if you have boyfriend/girlfriend, or how much sleep you get, if you do this you really need to get a life instead of beeing so prejudice against us.
WoW takes great mental thinking between organizing your own attacks to give you more damage/second. To memerizing other attacks from different classes in PvP.
So shut the hell up about WoW unless you actually know something about it that is true!!!!!
I play RS. At least its not as addictive as WoW and i get more excersise while walking 2 school than Phys. Ed. . Runescape is Changing as always and is still $5.95. Try it in HD, or watch Runescape-themed vids on youtube.
RS isn’t any different from any game out there. Simply put: ITS A GAME. Funny thing is, everybody will call you a nerd, more so than if you play WoW, if you say you play RS.
Btw, its 7.95 now. Just wanted to throw that in.
you should have but “a new hobby”. a lot of Wowers think that it is thier hobby.
And you need to go outside more than the “WoW Players” do. Honestly, do we try to tell you how to run your life?
why dosen’t anyone out there take girls seriously oh and if your looking for a real man call me
Haha, what Leffe and Nash said, why did you bother to type all that if you’re the one saying get out and see the world? It’s all been said by them, so I’m just going to stress that all that text could be used against you, it’s all just hypocritical.
That is true ,but I think sleep should be the most.
Seriously this is turning into a wow forum but what the people need is
-Metallica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Blackened!!!!)
-Chuck Norris
-More Cowbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they desperately need a girlfriend/boyfriend…
Dear god, I quit WoW a few months ago. But I agree, special Mountain Dew is the least any gamers need. What they do need is themed cola
This should totally be a Venn Diagram