Reasons Why I Don’t Have a Facebook Yet
Reasons Why I Don’t Have a Facebook Yet
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You forgot “because I hate people” option.
That reminds me — I hate you.
I hate all of you, and technology. Wait, why am I even on this infernal machine now?!?
I beat all of you. Ihate The Universe and all in existance!lol jk
Good thing you said jk at the end. I was worried you were being serious!!!!!!!!!!!
But I love you
I don’t have a facebook because if I did I fear everyone would want to be on my facebook and it would probably break facebook. It’s out of kindness really. You’re all wusses.
Any woman want a real man, look me up.
Where do we find you if you’re not on Facebook? Probably on Assbook.
wow. A real man? Really? Happy day!
You’re not the real Todd
and clearly you aren’t the real todd either!
no I’m “The Real Todd” !!!
psh, you all dream of being the real “todd”
wow. a real knuckle dragger. i hope you marry a bitch.
I’m never going to make a Facebook, no matter how many times people have asked me to, and even if everyone i know has one.
NEVER!
C’mon, please do it. I have one.
Hey! Make a facebook account and make yourself look like an attention seeking kid today!
attention seeking “30 something”
I bet you’re the same type who complained that telephones would lead to rudeness and moral degeneration because young people of opposite sexes could have private conversations.
Social networking sites are a new form of communication that takes advantage of the big bandwidth and huge storage available on the Internet with today’s technology – and it’ll only get faster and bigger. Facebook isn’t some kind of silly fad that’s going to dry up and blow away. In case you’re not aware of this, there are social networking sites for “grownups” too like LinkedIn and Community of Science.
Capacity for understanding facebook is much less than that needed to make a pie chart and upload it to GraphJam, so…
I don’t get it.
And don’t get me started on the deterioration of language. Do you even know where you are right now? Do you have internet Alzheimer?
Agreed. And I know a lot of people that use facebook as their “blog” using notes. I personally much prefer facebook to twitter anyway.
We all know what you used them on.
I messed mine up… accidently deleted the authentication e-mail, and now I can’t log in to resend! o0
Why can’t you figure it out?
You just validated my comment.
Hey poser. Or Snausage. Or Wazzar. “Me” is not a name, it is a pronoun I use. So when you posted above as “Me,” you are actualy admitting to watching gay porn yourself. What an idiot!
Are you implying that the pronoun “me” is specific to myself? I thought that millions of people use it. Sorry, my bad.
CAN EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT ME!!!!!
These are way more entertaining than youtube comments. Those make me cry.
why are they more entertaining on here than youtube?
cuz the jokes are all about me instead of you?
on youtube do they tell you where to stick it?
do they tell you where to stick it? lol thats what she said!
don’t like where this is headed…
1) Facebook has a blogging feature (notes + status updates)
2) What the fuck is Orwellesque? You mean Orwellian?
Re: “Orwellian”: Thank you, that was bugging me as well.
I second that remark.
Yeah, we who study dystopian fiction use Orwellian. But Facebook is totally NewSpeak, though, so the sentiment valid. Then again, the linguists would say that language is fluid anyway, and we should accept these changes as a reflection of our current context.
Whatev.
Other than you’re an idiot, no I don’t know.
Not Feedin The Troll FAIL!
Everyone in this portion of commentary is a troll, so now you are a troll because you commented, and yes, before anyone tries to make me look like a fool, I am aware that I would be including myself in this category, as well.
You sure it does not hurt from when we hung out last night?
You mean you let a total stranger mount you from behind? Wow.
FAIL facebook is easy
That depends. It’s easy if you want all kinds of stupid crap on your wall and in your feed, random people bugging you to be their friend, marketers snooping into your personal information, etc. It’s hard if you want to keep it private and secure. I love FB for keeping in touch with *real* friends and seeing what they’re interested in, but I’ve spent a lot of time tweaking my privacy settings. It’s a pain in the backside.
There’s a Notes feature, which could be used as a blog.
“Deterioration of language”
Aaaaaaaaaaargh!
Facewhat?
The term is “Orwellian.”
Perhaps this is due to the graphmaker’s own deterioration of the English language, but that would kind of make that argument against having a Facebook profile null and void. Oh well. Methinks Facebook is not the culprit, afterall. At least it’s the smallest piece of pie.
You gotta be dumb to not know how to use it.
In soviet Russia, Facebook uses you…
Why would anyone move to Twitter? They already have that, it’s called “chat rooms”.
I’m on it, and I still don’t know how to use it since they keep changing it. So I’ve given up on trying to “use” it and just send people the odd message.
Huh… And where is the section for “I had facebook but deleted it years ago when it got to be too annoying and sort of orwellian”?
Uh, hmm. Because I have a life and am not a housewife or nerd.
wtf is wrong with being a housewife?
If you’re a housewife who actually works all day at keeping the house clean and the kids fed, then absolutely nothing. What bothers me is when some trophy wife calls herself a housewife, despite the fact that she has a maid, a cook, a nanny, and has tons of extra-curricular activities that cater to her own wants and desires, and then complains about how bored she is all the time. Boohoo. But I’m sure you’re not the latter.
I saw a newspaper article once where they calculated how much a housewife would cost if you had to pay for her services (childcare, cooking, house cleaning, chauffeuring, etc., not to mention that a lot of this would be overtime work and thus have to be paid 50% extra in the US) and a typical housewife “salary” came out to something like several hundred USD per year. Moms work hard!
*headdesk* I meant “several hundred THOUSAND US dollars per year”.
You forgot, I don’t give a F&$#
Why I don’t have a Facebook yet: It’s stupid (100% of the chart)
What is facebook?
Facebook account, not “a Facebook” ¬_¬
I don’t use facebook too … guess I’m already a generation behind…
The word is Orwellian.
i dont have one cause my dad said i’d have to befriend him. i hate my age.
about 6 years ago my mom asked me to see who my cousins “top five” were on myspace so she could tell my cousin’s mom who her boyfriend was. and asked me to see if she had less than appropriate clothing on. needless to say, I took down my myspace. at the time it was a “spyspace” for parents. which isn’t bad theoretically, unless you are not a parent and you are being asked to spy on “private” myspaces.
I agree! Facebook is so counterintuitive, it boggles my mind. Also I like your yellow percentage!
Thanks!
I made this, if my name wasn’t sufficient to inform y’all.
Anyway, yeah, sorry about the Orwellian adjective mix-up business. My bad.
Bye!
oh, oops. I commented on that before I read this.
“A Facebook”? You also say “my MySpace”, right? Probably another reason you’re not on it. Facebook and MySpace are single entities. There aren’t multiples and you don’t have your own. It’s like saying “I don’t have a New York”. You have a Facebook page, a New York apartment, a MySpace address.
So much for “deterioration of language”…
Ever heard of synecdoche?
yes, and I must say that the term applies perfectly.
um, the word is Orwellian…
Do yourself a favor: don’t learn how to use it. Shallowness and language deterioration are reasons enough to stay away.
this could be a much better graph. could add a bunch of things, some below…
1) Because my mom is on it
2) Because people I went to high school with and I don’t know, and were never friends with “friend” my mom. “aren’t you Mandi’s mom?” who are you people?
3) Because by social internet site standards, its 15 minutes of fame is about up
4) Nobody really cares about it
5) No one has actual friends anymore
6) If my face is going to be on a book it will be my autobiography about things that are worth putting on real paper.
If you can’t figure out facebook and my mom can, when she can’t even use PowerPoint… just saying
SAME HERE. all my friends are like get one ! everyone has one ! and i am like SHUT UP ! one of my friends signed me up for aim and i used it. now she is all GET A FACEBOOK, EVERYONE HAS ONE. YOU NEED ONE. and what i see on her friends list is her ex boyfriends, our old 4th grade teacher, about 100 people from her school she wants me to be friends with, and a kid from like 6 of my classes she doesnt even know. oh yeah and her parents. and she freaked out when someone only had 15 people added. well she would very kindly add 200 people i dont know and hate. then i would have like 25 of my freal friends cause the rest have twitter. lol =p
You forgot:
-My Inbox will be crammed.
-People who I don’t know who are 20 years older than me will add me.
Yeah thats pretty much true.
I have no idea how to use it
Orwellian?
forgot because my parents won’t let me
Facebook can be very confusing! Really!
facebook is just bullshit.
you forgot the largest section…
BECAUSE IT’S A PLIE OF SHIT!!!!
Then you should get MYSPACE!!! FACE BOOK SUCKS!!! Plus, myspace is easier.