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or they tweet
Oprah. Opera is a form of musical and theatrical entertainment.
Oh, okay. Understandable. No big deal.
Just to let everyone know, from now on I am going to ignore all idiotic comments that have my name attached, even though it’s clearly not me typing. Lame.
I agree! Although it is kind of weird to try to protect the integrity of your anonymous posts, isn’t it?
Yeah, I guess, but I still don’t like it.
I know you’re not really TheObject, so you’re not welcome.
Yes, they tweet. I would have said it if someone else hadn’t
That was the first thing I thought of—Where’s the “Post A Tweet” area?
first by the way…
Master of the obvious.
Haven’t needed to lately! But I agree that I am well-schooled in the art…
Hey PoserDevylan. Unlike you, I normally don’t jack off to GJ.
Thanks, Me.
Wasn’t this done but with an earthquake instead…?
glad i’m not the only one who noticed that.
same here…
http://graphjam.com/2009/07/01/song-chart-memes-small-earthquake/
Did you perform a search on Oprah? Or maybe you just saw this on the Opera show.
THAT BITCH!
This one is really stupid…
No way. My cousin just did this exact thing via FB this morning!
But.. but… how will people know that you’ve been robbed unless you update your Facebook status?
People have to KNOW this stuff!!
i just updated my facebook to tell people on facebook that i saw a graph about facebook talking about what people do first when they are robbed and updating facebook is the first one!
Wouldn’t the first thing to do when you get robbed be to call the cops? I mean, unless you were going to buy drugs and got robbed by your dealer or something. Even if the punchline is updating your Facebook status, there should be some part of the pie to represent calling the cops, even if it is just a small sliver.
Oh, wait, I’m dense. I just realized there is actually a section (rather large, in fact) that says call the cops. Oops. I will step down from my soapbox now.
Yes, I guess my male genitalia would be small since it doesn’t exist. God, these people are pathetic.
The curly ones can stay though. They’re delicious!!!!1
Boobs.
Your face.
looks like a cheap knockoff of the one about what you do after a small earthquake…..
I KNOW. I SHOULDA PUT A COPYRIGHT.
No, they Twitter about it.
Actually, shouldn’t this be labeled what they do WHILE they are being robbed?
If it is after, typically, they won’t have the net access to hit Facebook.
Somebody stole my computer! I’d better update my… Aww, crap.
Haha this is pretty true. When my macbook got robbed at my new apartment 2 weeks ago I updated my facebook, then called the cops!
Really? I still think I’d call the cops first, but to each his own I guess.
Fail, this graph has bee done:/
People are robbed, houses are burglarized. And, yes, they tweet.
LMFAO YOU CANT TWEET IT OR PUT IT ON FB IF THEY STOLE YOUR COMPUTER…but if you didnt leave your phone at home you could but i dont use my phone for twitter/fb