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Graph is meh =\
At least it’s not another pie chart fail…
Agreed — It is meh. I don’t understand why it is so hard to compose an easily understandable graph. The graph maker should have listed the x-axis as the person who survives the shortest time to the longest time from left to right. Why begin with someone who lives a long time, put the one who dies earliest randomly in the middle, and finish off with the longest? Confusing! Small to large, small to large! (that goes for pie charts, too)
Dude, this is a site for fun! Get over yourself, or shut your pie hole and make a better graph yourself!
sadly this is true… decent graph, not too bad really, not the best not the worst, but i think it is better than some of the one ive seen
Todd?
You accidentally a soda bottle????
I thought it was the dumb blond who dies and her mousy brunette virgin friend who survives
Well they both run upstairs into the windowless bathroom with only one entrance/exist. Which ever one gets killed first has the other one run away.
You don’t watch a lot of horror films, do you?
dont forget, the frisky couple that has sex dies too, usually during or after having sex
FAIL.
If I had actually typed this comment, it would have read, “You fail *at* taking your caps lock off,” but since I didn’t write this, I just have to say that you’re pretty pathetic. Also, I am a woman, so stop implying that I have male genitalia.
How about the chances that the car won’t start??
KEEEEEEYYYYSSSS!!!
A dude wearing a cowboy hat has never survived a zombie movie…prove me wrong.
Really? Damn… looks like I need to trade in my hat for a new signature item, then… how about a kilt? Do kilted men survive?
zombieland
I work in a blood bank
I got a wrong number phone call yesterday.
It was a woman looking for a priest.
Afterward I kept thinking in what horror movie senario would we have/need a priest in the blood bank
watch the movie event horizon. none of the people who survive should have…except the girl. of course she has to live.
Well, some killers like Freddy and Jason get killed at the end of every movie but somehow still appear in the sequels.
They are just that baddass, that’s why lol
Graph is meh. The Y axis doesn’t increase by the same amount every time. 30-15-30-30.
The blonde only survives if she’s a virgin.
Note:
Blondes are almost never virgins in horror films.
Blondes almost always die in horror films.
Brunettes always live through horror films.
The only except is that if Sarah Michelle Gellar is involved, it’s a 50/50 chance she’ll live.
Have you never seen a horror film before?
Yep. I reported you to the staff so that you can get your ass kicked out of the site, asshole.
The graph speaks the truth. Hollywood is jacked up.
Well they both run upstairs into the windowless bathroom with only one entrance/exist. Which ever one gets killed first has the other one run away.
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anyone who shows their tits die……
Okay, you know what, this is seriously bullsh*t. I DO NOT use that term, in joking, in mockery, or otherwise. STFU!!! This wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s certainly NOT funny the millionth time! Get the f*ck off this site and leave us the f*ck alone!
To Whom it may Concern:
I contacted the moderators of the Cheezburger Network to let them know about the problem of certain people, or perhaps just one person, using our screennames to post derrogatory and assinine comments. I don’t know if it will help, but I really draw the line at racial slurs, even if it is just a parody of a quote from a hip-hop song. I take great offense to it, and even though I said I would just ignore these immature individuals (or this immature individual) I will not pretend that it doesn’t bother me any longer, and I will not stand by and allow someone to use my screenname in such a way. I know the person(s) who are responsible for this don’t care, and won’t even read this probably, but I just wanted to clear my name for anyone who actually does give a sh*t.
If you wanna see the best example of this, watch the movie Feast. Best horror/comedy movie ever. xD
Actually, I take that back. Second best. Shaun of the Dead is the best horror/comedy.
Y is the black person always the first person and sometimes the only person that dies in horror films?
I think its racism!
There should be a column for the men in red shirts in Star Trek.
But Star Trek is not a horror film.
Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead both do it right. The black guy’s smart, and he lives.
so… being a dumb blonde actually does pay off. huzzah. =D
I loved “Deep Blue Sea” putting an end to this. LL Cool J’s character was there until the end. But Samuel L. Jackson…
oh didn’t say this before but feel free to comment but don’t be mean and if your a syentoligist keep your opinons to your self not to be offensive one of m best friends is a syentoligist sorry if i speelled it wrong