Things a five year old boy can get away with that I can’t
Things a five year old boy can get away with that I can’t
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Kids have it easy nowadays. I couldn’t write on the walls when I was five.
Then again, we had paper back then.
How do you bold letters again?
My 5-year old couldn’t get away with any of those things. I think you may be confusing them with 2-year olds.
Exactly. 2=exploring/doesn’t know any better. 5=slap his parents.
And depending on the 2-year-old, still slap his parents. My baby cousin knew better at that age, then again, he’s freakishly smart. By then he was talking better than some kindergarteners…
I’ve met a few like that, actually…
Whoever you people (or person) are that is stealing my name, you are very clever. Meh, you can keep my name. I’m just going to change mine.
Will the real Elf King please stand up?
ME! I’m the real ElfKing
Oh what it was to be a toddler.
MMMM Elves
Fart loudly and giggle uncontrollably.
Oh, for that you’d probaly have to put a 1 in front of the 5…
Try 4 in front of the 5. This behavior is ageless in males.
So who’s been nicking nicknames then? I’m definitely more ladylike than that (although not that much more).
Females farting?!? Is that humanly possible?!?
oh yeah. I know women whose farts can hospitalize small children.
Thank you for the nose beverage. I wasn’t expecting a comment on GJ to be that funny.
This is going in my top set of funny quotes ever. Thanks!
ass.
Hi, my name is Hole. Nice to meet you!
Why is this ins pie chart form? What do the slice sizes represent?
Ha ha ha! Don’t you get it? The biggest part is the punchline!
That’s how pie charts work, isn’t it?
No it doesn’t. The size of the slices is meant to represent a quantity. If your maths teacher told you that the biggest slice always represents a punchline he was lying.
Todd can get away with peeing his pants and crying any time he wants. You’re all wusses.
Anyone want a real man, look me up.
Actually, we’ve just come to accept it as who The Todd is.
Maybe I’ve underestimated you, Todd; self deprecating humor is a sign of maturity. I thought up to this point that you actually believe your usual self aggrandizement.
Maybe someone else just keeps making fun of the real Todd, hoping that he’ll take his banana hammock and go away.
Actually, I prefer fake men.
on the contrary, whenever my little cousin tries it he gets in trouble. he knows he is not supposed to.
Hey, you stoll my name!
Ah, nevermind.
And for the record, Elfking – 5 years old is not me. I was honestly surprised when I saw his name.
Somebody’s been using a bunch of other names, I think. Shame, it might mean insisting on a proper login from now on.
I’ll sign that petition.
I contacted the moderators about it. You might want to do the same if you haven’t already.
I don’t know what 5 year old gets away with ALL that, but I don’t want him near me.
There’s a diff between “boys will be boys” and being a demon-spawn.
What’s the deal with these non-quantitative lists?
This graph is useless without a video.
learned that the hard way, did ya?
It means it’s time to see a doctor, maybe?
*badumching*
It means you have been hanging around with Todd and CAPM.
No, it means some jackoff stole my name. All of the regulars should know by now that I don’t leave assinine comments like this.
I can promise you that there are many, many women that would not let a 5 year old would not get away with that, myself included. Not appropriate, no matter the age.
I’ve had it happen to me (I used to teach swimming lessons). It is decidedly NOT hilarious.
I know. Some parents are just cr*p and that’s all there is to it. A well-raised 5-year old just wouldn’t do such a thing.
Agreed. If they’re old enough to talk, they’re old enough to understand “no” and their parents should have taught them better.
Agreed. Graph indicates parenting fail. The only thing on that list my 5-year old can “get away with” is crying in public. Which has only happened a couple times if he was really hurt.
Oh, do shut up, will ya? Get a life.
Wait, this graph doesn’t actually make sense. What do the values of the variables mean??
it means nothing. its just a joke. he just made random variables based on what he thought would look funny.
I wish I was young or a midget imagine the boobs!!!
A child of five should have a very good idea of what ‘private parts’ are and how it’s inappropriate to touch them (or have them touched by others).
I dunno…when my brother was five he saw a picture of breasts in a doctor’s office somewhere and thought they were an extra pair of eyes.
Does the author of the graph wish he could get away with wetting his pants, crying in public and coloring on the walls?
I totally regret not groping hot babes when I was 5. Ahh, I had the chance, but did nothing ;(
Me too…but back then I didn’t have the mentality of a teenager, so groping women wouldn’t make much sense…I wish I did though.
Ahahhaa….nice one!
i can do the red one too. its great.
I’m probably about the 20th person to say this, but um, if I had a five-year-old boy, he would NOT get away with most of that stuff. Even grabbing breasts is borderline for that age. A two-year-old, on the other hand, yeah probably.