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This graph will be sleeping on the couch tonight
I lqtm’d (laughed quietly to myself)
as did I… then I whimpered a bit ’cause: sad, but it’s true.
I removed the cyanide pill from my oatmeal and placed it in my companion’s muffin. He never suspected a thing.
(Or I RTCPFMOAPIIMCMHNSAT’d)
That was pretty funny. Good job.
And now for the gender bashing.
Anyway yea, pretty much.
I am not fat!
(gorges self on Hagan Daas)
Or you can’t count, because she used the correct number of letters (9).
Great post!!! Good catch…
Or, you’re all wrong, and it’s Häagen-Dazs, with 10 letters (and one hyphen!).
switches to Ben & Jerry’s
safe move
My first girlfriend would often ask me if she looked fat, I would say no because well, I didn’t see how she could even see herself as being fat. She never believed me so for awhile I would just agree to get her to stop talking about it.
But of course that just made it worse. Sarcasm doesn’t stretch too far in relationships as it turns out.
They really should include that warning on the package.
That means you are half gay.
Actually I do have lesbian tendencies.
Todd’s a wuss.
AHHAHA entirely true! =P
*Hold hands to make it complete*
And they’re like, “it’s better than yours.”
…I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
XD
lol
O-o
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
64.5 percent of American adults are overweight or obese. If I said “You are fat” to every woman I met, I would be right more often than not. So suck it.
Probably very little.
ZING!
But that’s 64.5% of both genders, and may not be applicable to women, especially not the women you meet, since the women you encounter might belong to a homogeneous group. Your conclusion is therefore faulty, and there shall be no sucking.
Plus the amount of time one spends doing activities outside of the house is directly proportional to ones weight. As such, you would be more likely to encounter the thin women than the large ones.
Unless, of coarse, you are a cat burglar.
I think you mean inversely proportional, i.e, the more weight, the less activity.
Did you mean to say “Unless, of course, you shop at walmart”?
2 points. On average human females are meatier than their male couterparts. Also, a skinny girl is less likley to be called fat. So i think the percentage of women who are fat and actually are fat is much higher that 64.5%. So if you are a woman and someone calls you fat, you better believe 100%.
typo, should say: who are called fat and actually are….
wow… you’re kind of a jerk
This is 100% true and sad that it pervades our society of upstanding women who worry too much about their size and shape.
Yeah, you’d think it was more of a problem among women sitting down a lot.
I have the opposite problem. I eat a lot (mostly crappy food), but I am quite slim. I always take it as a joke when people tell me I’m fat, because it’s obvious they’re being sarcastic.
Or maybe that’s just what you think… DUN DUN DUN!
Man, this place is getting fouler and fouler with their comments. :/
Look on the bright side – No one has acted all grammatically holier than thou over the typo.
Crap, now it won’t be funny and spontaneous when I do it.
/sarcasm
It honestly is pretty true.
Alternate title: What Men Say And How Often They Mean It
Win!
I was going to say ”You’re fat’ is the only one they mean’ but you said it much better!
Too true . . .
Come on, most people (not one specific gender) hear flattery like, “You’re sexy”, and wonder what the flatterer is out to get from them . . . or so I’ve been told.
I, of course, believe every word. I eat it up like candy and then walk away.
Except for the fact that the graph would have to be adjusted to where the first three bars are higher and the final one is lower.
…yeah, yeah this is true lol
bee tee dubble yoo – I’m a lady :U
And “my but we’re having some cleavage today” or “those jeans sure are snug” or “gosh I love your bum” or “are you going to eat that last brownie?” and any of one hundred billion other things you might say are all “you’re fat.”
including “Do you want to come for a walk?” “Hey, nice skirt” and “I’m making a salad today”
Exactly!!!
i´m fat and pretty sure it´s true. when three people have assumed you´re pregnant, it´s pretty clue… but i do know a lot of skinny women who insist they are fat.
guys… compliment your girl and let them compliment you. it feels good to give and receive.
I have friends who are very slim (I often say to myself that they look like sticks) and insist that they’re fat. They also call me skinny when I’m clearly not. Most guys (and plenty of girls) have called me fat and I believe them more than I believe my friends. This graph really applies to me.
I can’t wait until “fat” stops equaling “bad”, “ugly” or anything else negative in people’s minds. It’s just fat. Fat doesn’t do anything else. Stop being afraid of the 3-letter F-word, people.
This will, of course, be followed by kiddies posting “but fat people are ugly”, knowing damn well there are some skinny, fit people that are uglier than ass.
I, for one, am way more attracted to chubby women than thin ones. Obese not so much, but a little junk in the trunk is not a bad thing at all! It’s way more fun to grab ahold of a little pudge than a bony body.
you rule, you make me feel so much better about myself knowing that there are guys out there who actually would prefer chicks with some meat on there bones (since i myself have got a little gut lol)
In the last 6 months I’ve gone from a loose size 8 to a tight 10. And my boyfriend is trying desperately to convince me he prefers me now. I can’t get out of my head that I’m DOUBLE DIGITS in size, it’s like a movie announcers voice everytime I try on clothes.
Yes . . .
For millennia on this planet, a little fat = SURVIVAL.
A little fat = fecundity, fertility, insurance against disease and famine . . .
Now, we think it’s the most hideous thing ever; the more bones showing the better . . .
Can we just get back to middle ground, please? Sanity, maybe? Just a little?
The only thing is, fat IS bad. When you have excess fat to the point that it makes you unattractive, it almost always means you have unhealthy levels of body fat.
I wish to all hell people would f***ing quit chiming in with this. A thread can go on for 100 posts with “people are healthier and nicer looking and generally have a more pleasant disposition and are usually better in bed” and on and on an on, and some moron will chime in with “but fat is bad for you!!!’
NO IT ISN’T. Our bodies are intended to have a layer of FAT on them. It is a survival mechanism and!!! AND!!! It is evolutionarily natural for men to find women who are of slightly squooshier proportions SEXY and ATTRACTIVE. The people who always chime in “but fat is unhealthy!!” are nothing but mindless idiots who have been programmed by the media at large to think that Keira Knightley’s figure is the ideal. THAT IS INSANE AND STUPID. Please, for the love of God, please. Stop.
Yup. Statistically, you don’t start losing life expectancy until you are actually Obese (the BMI category). “Overweight” is more of a danger zone that means “don’t gain any more”; the only negative finding associated with the “overweight” category is a slightly higher rate of arthritis. It is still more dangerous to be underweight than to be obese, and about as dangerous to be underweight as morbidly obese.
This is all statistics, of course, large-scale stuff. On a small scale, you can be obese or even “morbidly obese” and still be healthy–if your blood pressure is normal, you get a lot of exercise, you don’t smoke, and you’re eating a good diet. And you can be underweight and healthy, if you have that same lifestyle.
but fat people are ugly
Spent years working my wife’s self-esteem back up to where it should be(well above “OMG I suck!”) and all it took was one “Hey are you pregnant” unfunny joke from her dad and she’s back to staring at the wall looking depressed all day. Now ‘you’re sexy/beautiful/smart’ all get tossed into the ‘you’re just saying that because I’m fat’ category
Solution: just get her pregnant. Then go around making sure her friends/family use the, ‘Oh your pregnant, I would have never guessed given how thin you are’ line.
Plus the required work is enjoyable.
The work 9 months later is not so much….
Haven’t got there yet. I’m still working on step 1. Oh yeah!
I take offense to this, as I quite enjoy raising my son. It was all worth it!
Tell me that you can still do step 1…
But of course.
lol
wow mean dad
Oh, we don’t even need to be TOLD we’re fat. We pick up on every one of those subtle (and sometimes not subtle) messages from the media and accept it as gospel. Which is so very frustrating for our partners who tell us in no uncertain terms that we’re beautiful, sexy and smart.
And as guys we’re really stuck: you’re condescending if you say they aren’t fat, you’re an a.ss if you actually do say it, even in jest, and if you say nothing at all you’re still and a.ss for not talking with them. I find it best to be tactfully complimentary (i.e. “That top would look great on you”) and then always look for the next sale to point out to her. That’s usually good cover.
Good job. My husband always calls me a “fata**,” but I take it as a compliment because I actually do have more of a but than your average white woman, and he likes it. But yeah, there are a lot of women out there who are insecure about their looks, and I won’t pretend to be completely immune to it myself. It sucks, but as long as you’re genuine with your compliments, awesome.
PERCENTAFE????
whats with this website and jokes about women?
Even if I were a man, as you seem to think for some unknown reason, I wouldn’t think this. Also, if you’re trying to be ironic, you suck at it.
Junk N’ Th’ Trunk FTW!!!
Who me? Why thank you. Lol.
What is this junk and trunk? My english not so good.