Comments on: CHANCE OF REMEMBERING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

By: chris

chris — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:57:57 +0000

If you remember you gotta take it out in the middle of the night when you’re in bed it doesnt mean you’re gonna do it right then. You can figure you’re gonna remember tomorrow and then not remember in the morning

By: Kraygh

Kraygh — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:33:50 +0000

It doesn’t matter who picks up the trash… the TOWN doesn’t want to see it sitting out for days. Get it?

By: Kraygh

Kraygh — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:32:07 +0000

It’s the title you idiot.
Chance of you not being a smug @sshole: 0%

By: wow

wow — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:13:25 +0000

Dude, this isn’t a pie chart, it shows probability…it doesn’t have to add up to 100

By: Steph

Steph — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:03:50 +0000

FAIL

By: apathetic

apathetic — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:27:12 +0000

i just took the trash out. it’s 4:20 in the morning.

By: cat2kwik

cat2kwik — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:31:17 +0000

yeah… they don’t sound like nice neighborhoods. they’re like the concentration camps of neighborhoods..

By: Nos

Nos — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:24:21 +0000

OMG you just seriously reminded me that the trash guy comes in the morning. It’s 12:30 at night. Thanks!

By: Elissa

Elissa — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:16:44 +0000

I actually kind of liked it when we lived in a town where you had to take trash and recycling to the dump. It was very social.

Where I live now, you’re not supposed to put your trash out before 7 pm the night before your pick-up day. It’s not strictly enforced, though.

By: Adelle

Adelle — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:02:13 +0000

I live near the end of a culdesac, so the garbage truck has to back into our street, and all the cans from neighbor houses as well as our own, have to be in a line, not on the curve of the culdesac, but straight. And that line of garbage cans comes across my driveway! Because the road is curved, I can maneuver my vehicle into and out of the driveway. But it’s a pain when I forget to put our cans out, and the neighbors put their cans in front of my cans. Then I have to move neighbor garbage cans in order to put mine in the freaking line. It happened today and it ticks me off. Common courtesy would be “Leave a gap in the line of garbage cans so the person whose DRIVEWAY is blocked, can at least put her DAMN cans out” Next week, they go out the night before.

By: momcat1958

momcat1958 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:03:51 +0000

How about “as soon as I see this graph?”

By: sisyphusredux

sisyphusredux — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:44:49 +0000

How utterly government. Fines? For putting out your trash EARLY?

Hire a private trash company. Those guys are great.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 09:40:30 +0000

What’s really annoying here is that if you forget to put out the trash, you have to wait too bleeping weeks for the next collection. And if you ask them if they can pick it up some other day, since they go past here anyway to another area, they want to charge you 35 quid. They can’t expect people to be perfect, for goodness sake.

By: pantalonesconqueso

pantalonesconqueso — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:17:51 +0000

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL: A T SHIRT
wow, it was trash night and I got a little scared…

By: RJ Lowe

RJ Lowe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:43:58 +0000

Odd, we don’t get fined for too early. Most of us just put it out the night before.

It can be in a bag OR a can, doesn’t matter, though we’re limited to one (1) bag per week unless you go buy special tags which cost $10 for 5.

By: Jefoid's Brother

Jefoid's Brother — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:42:26 +0000

Yeah, he might want to check again I went down there today and figured I’d just suck all the yeast away, then figured out I was trying to get rid of it in the wrong hole.

Hey mom, let’s try to figure this out together, okay? You take his front, I take his back.

By: you

you — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:49:19 +0000

the “nice neighborhoods”? i’d rather not live there

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:15:44 +0000

Uh… Thanks for the reminder! BRB

By: rach

rach — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:08:57 +0000

Fined for taking out the trash too early?
Then again, I just moved to a town so remote, we dont have dump trucks. We have to bring our trash to the landfill ourselves. That’s more of a pain than forgetting about trash day.

By: Jefoid's Mommy

Jefoid's Mommy — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:43:58 +0000

Oh really?

By: crack

crack — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:41:40 +0000

The arrows supposed to denote the post above is a failure and not the graph.

By: Jefoid's Dad

Jefoid's Dad — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:33:13 +0000

I didn’t notice anything last night.

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:49:52 +0000

wow thats pure failure line graphs dont have to equal 100% only pie charts do.

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:48:42 +0000

w/e douchebag real men dont post comments calling people commenting on things wusses lemme guess ur some redneck am i right?

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:29:58 +0000

CHANCE OF REMEMBERING TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF:

By: nosequien

nosequien — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:17:21 +0000

The total don’t have to be 100. Chance of remembering + chance of not remembering=100 on each item.

Your fail.

By: Me

Me — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:14:15 +0000

Additionally, in my town you cannot put yard waste (tree branches, leaves, etc.) in the trash cans. I did once and they not only didn’t pick the can up, they put a big sticker citation on the can that I had to peel off…

By: ert

ert — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:58:03 +0000

I totally forgot to take out the garbage last night too. And now its 1pm and i think i may have missed the truck

By: crack

crack — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:33:30 +0000

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^OMFG, FAIL!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

By: Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:25:11 +0000

I should amend that to say “trash not in city approved (and supplied – for a monthly fee) cans will not be picked up.”

By: Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:22:56 +0000

In our town you can’t take your garbage out before 6am on the day it is to be picked up. I think it started out as a bear deterrent, but the snotty rich folk treat the rule as though it’s all about trash cans as an eye sore.

…and our trash cans are labeled with our street address. Trash not in cans won’t be picked up. They’ll also skip your house if the can is overfilled and lifting the lid. Fun huh?

PLUS… I would like to add a column for “when you get to work and see a graph jam about forgetting to put out your garbage.”

By: João

João — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:16:39 +0000

I guess that only happens in the U.S? I’ve never heard of such thing and i don’t see why you should be fined for something like that (or even how they’d identify the trash as yours ).

By: Me

Me — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:04:45 +0000

Probably not in your neighborhood, but the nice neighborhoods have restrictions.

By: whaat?

whaat? — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:01:18 +0000

wait a second, you get fined for taking your trash out too early?!

By: edancoll

edancoll — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:59:22 +0000

75 + 0 + 50 + 100 = 100?
If you are more intelligent than the person who made this graph, you’ll understand.

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:44:08 +0000

Bend over and I will shot you what it takes to remember to put out the trash. You’re all wusses.

Any women want a real man, look me up.

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:07:22 +0000

Agree.

(is that the truck now?)

By: me!!!

me!!! — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:01:47 +0000

This graph is so true… unfortunately