Comments on: Probability of Calling Someone a Genius

By: dragyngirl

dragyngirl — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:43:54 +0000

When I need a report done on analytical logic I’ll contact you. Otherwise, don’t take things so seriously! It’s GraphJam. GRAPH. JAM.

Gosh, you’d think people on humor sites would have a little lighter perspective.

By: dragyngirl

dragyngirl — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:39:16 +0000

Like ABC programming, for example. It’s all owned by Buena Vista entertainment, which you can pick out on anything by the shooting star going over a blue castle.

By: Window Creeper

Window Creeper — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:09:14 +0000

FIRST

By: Brad

Brad — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:00:38 +0000

LOL Seriously he’s posting this on icanhascheezburger. Definitely not the first place I’d try to pick up chicks.

By: Amilie

Amilie — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:18:37 +0000

x-axis fail.

By: ritchie

ritchie — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:23:09 +0000

fail graph

By: goondar

goondar — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:57:52 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIF63jhRQcw

These guys are also geniuses, 100% of the time. Why isn’t this on the graph?

By: 142978

142978 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:23:06 +0000

…then this graph makes even less sense.

By: 142978

142978 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:21:40 +0000

Hey, I didn’t know he studied quantam physics! You learn something new every day, I guess.

By: Curmudgeon

Curmudgeon — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:48:40 +0000

That’s genius!

By: papajon

papajon — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:38:16 +0000

Points for making an MJ joke without mentioning him, his monkey, child rape, any of the other Jacksons, Neverland, or the glove.

Of course, the color scheme should have been ebony and ivory.

By: Yeah, you do lose

Yeah, you do lose — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:11:28 +0000

Perhaps the reason “Get an ‘A’ in Quantum Physics” is at 10% is for just the reason you stated?

By: I lose

I lose — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:14:21 +0000

Wrong. De Zieger, Terence Tao, Hawkings, Perelman etc. are still very much alive.

Plus nobody is considered a genius when getting an A on an exam because

1) Grades do not represent reality

2) It shows how well you have studied. Even an idiot could get a good grade if he studied his butt off.

By: bionelly

bionelly — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:42:42 +0000

No, that’s way too high. More like .0000000000000000000000001% not lying.

By: Lancer

Lancer — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:56:13 +0000

Personally I think you’re completely lying… but Quantum Physics still says you’re 1% not lying.

By: Ziekette

Ziekette — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:18:45 +0000

Indeed.
The Last category should have been “When you have just done something stupid”
Oh well.

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:18:03 +0000

*Sigh* That wasn’t a good place to put the failblog comment.

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:15:21 +0000

Did he die?

By: badcat

badcat — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:33:14 +0000

Also, preemptive Winehouse. I predict a spike in eyeroll- and facepalm- related injuries.

By: Seriously

Seriously — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:10:44 +0000

He’s a genius.

By: sssss

sssss — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:31:55 +0000

why is “doing something incredibly stupid: probability 110%” not one here lol?

By: StephisSteph

StephisSteph — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:00:23 +0000

I was expecting to actually open the graph and see that as the main one,alas, I was disappointed.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:45:07 +0000

He’s a genius.

By: I Play Earthbound

I Play Earthbound — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:33:40 +0000

High five!!!

By: Athanar

Athanar — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:18:52 +0000

Yeah, I was going to point out that it’s used sarcastically a lot…

By: pantalonesconqueso

pantalonesconqueso — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:45:29 +0000

oh, fank you for pointing that out. Nao it’s quite funny.

By: so do I

so do I — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:42:09 +0000

Hell yes!!

By: 142978

142978 — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:34:10 +0000

Hope you’ve done your research on subsidiary companies before bashing Disney. Chances are that your favorite entertainment is owned by them, even if you don’t see their logo.

By: gay

gay — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:19:08 +0000

This graph sucks so bad!

By: Waspala

Waspala — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:37:11 +0000

You said the forbidden word! Wait, was it ‘first’ or ‘Disney’? They’re both equally despicable.

By: other

other — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:18:45 +0000

What about when they have done something incredibly stupid? That seems to be the most common use.

By: Pro

Pro — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:38:43 +0000

Uuh, hidden Jackson criticism. I love it.

By: I Play Earthbound

I Play Earthbound — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:58:58 +0000

You cannot grasp the true form of this graph’s attack!

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:29:05 +0000

Your posting on failblog…

But, I do thank you for not yelling “FIRST”

By: Todd

Todd — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:02:34 +0000

The probability of my being called a genius 100% of the time is 100%, especially in bed with supermodels. You’re all wusses.

Any woman want a real man, look me up.