Comments on: Use For Yahoo! Answers

By: flameow

flameow — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:12:08 +0000

I just went to Yahoo Answers and I am now posting what I find on the first page.

“Are a book and a magazine the same thing?”
“How can i loose my rolls on my back?”
“Help with hairy legs?”
“How much could George Washington bench press?”

The last one is actually a win.

By: Grace

Grace — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:52:31 +0000

That is so true yahoo doesn’t give out any useful info.

By: susie

susie — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:02:40 +0000

You have been specifically chosen to be called out as a non-productive member of society. You have way too much time on your hands. Why don’t you go outside and get some sunshine?

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:52:07 +0000

Graph maker also forgot all the religious and political rants that are possible through the anonymous safety of Yahoo!Answers.

By: metallichyk

metallichyk — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:09:22 +0000

Ok, well on another note, graph maker forgot the large percentage of people using Yahoo Answers to get other people to do their homework.

By: Arek

Arek — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:55:41 +0000

By: Ninjinister

Ninjinister — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:11:35 +0000

You have been randomly chosen for a comment rating! Your comment will be graded on a scale of zero-to-ten, with zero being the lowest, and ten being the highest. You begin with five points; for every smart, clever, thoughtful, and/or useful thing you say, or if your post makes no major spelling/grammar mistakes, you get one point. However, anything that is the opposite of the above causes you to lose one point. Let us begin:

Sentence one: “This is sorta stupid.”
Usage of colloquial and casual word “sorta”: +0/-0

Sentence two: “How many of you who commented even HAVE Yahoo Answers?????”
Incorrect punctuation on company’s brand name: -1
Multiple question marks to close out interrogative statement: -1

Sentence three: “There is a lot more, if you actually look.”
Unnecessary comma: -1

Sentence four: “And half of you make absolutly no sense.”
Beginning sentence with a bridging grammatical conjunction: -1
Blatant misspelling: -1
Lack of clarity as to why these individuals make no sense: -1

Sentence five: “Yahoo Answers is quite great, N00bs! (i rest my case)”
Incorrect punctuation on company’s brand name: -1
Confusing usage of double adjectives: -1
Usage of the term “noob” as an insult: -1
Usage of digits in place of letters: -1
Lack of capitalization for ‘I’: -1
Declaration of statement over with commentator clearly believing his or herself superior, despite not making any valid points: -1

Review:
Commentator utilized juvenile attempts to force their opinion simply because it did not reflect the GraphJam Graph above. However, the commentator completely missed the point of the GraphJam Graph’s clever humor.

Score
S1: 0
S2: -2
S3: -1
S4: -3
S5: -6

Final Score (Scale of 0-10): 0

Thank you for playing.

By: Abadabadoo

Abadabadoo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:52:08 +0000

Oh and both u Rainbow blah blah blahs aren;t clever so get over yourselves *gosh*

By: Abadabadoo

Abadabadoo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:48:31 +0000

This is sorta stupid. How many of you who commented even HAVE Yahoo Answers????? There is a lot more, if you actually look. And half of you make absolutly no sense. Yahoo Answers is quite great, N00bs! (i rest my case)

By: Diego

Diego — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:35:18 +0000

same same

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:14:30 +0000

there is no hope
*less than symbol*sar*greater than symbol*
*less than symbol*/sar*greater than symbol*

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:12:24 +0000

arghhh!

I love it when I lose my iPod!

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:11:39 +0000

there were HTML tags
I love it when I loose my iPod!

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:10:46 +0000

if you’re going to make a sarcastic comment, you need to surround it with HTML tags

I love it when I lose my iPod!

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:06:47 +0000

Same thing.

By: RainbowUnicornHumper

RainbowUnicornHumper — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:31:50 +0000

You can tell which one’s real based on the lack of cleverness.

By: RainbowUnicornHumper

RainbowUnicornHumper — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:08:02 +0000

It seemed fairly clever to me.

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:58:40 +0000

*heard

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:57:39 +0000

I’ve hear otherwise, sadly.

By: RainbowUnicornHumper

RainbowUnicornHumper — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:34:20 +0000

First off I was being sarcastic with the “two positives make a negative” second your mom told me last night I could put an apostrophe anywhere I like after I pounded her

By: RainbowUnicornHumper

RainbowUnicornHumper — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:30:53 +0000

Wow so clever you can copy my name and make fake posts.

By: RainbowUnicornHumper

RainbowUnicornHumper — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:41:32 +0000

or had sex.

By: whatever

whatever — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:37:59 +0000

You tried to point out someone’s error, but you were wrong. Then when someone pointed out your error you got angry about it. Ha ha Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it. Oh, btw, there’s no need for an apostrophe in “cats” because it’s not possessive or a contraction. Stay in school!

By: katdemon♥fire

katdemon♥fire — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:53:30 +0000

Midnight Sun? It’s not going to be released.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:21:09 +0000

I can’t say I see any evidence in that that says unicorns can be domesticated.

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:17:26 +0000

not a retard, 1337 5p34k

By: Elfking

Elfking — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:24:28 +0000

Finally one that doesn’t seem like Deja Vu to me!

And, yeah, it’s true. You wouldn’t believe all the things on there. Like, how to get a pet unicorn!
Everyone knows unicorns can’t be domesticated!
…
I’m serious….

By: Crystal Kyuuketsuki

Crystal Kyuuketsuki — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:07:06 +0000

There should be a section about Twitards asking when Midnight Sun is going to be released.

I have seriously seen 50 questions asking that.

By: plethora

plethora — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:51:57 +0000

How is babby formed?

By: Nikky

Nikky — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:48:48 +0000

Yep, I have become quite proficient at it. To be fair, I have a very stereotypical 16 year old sister who has been able to tutor me in the fine art, as well.

So, props to xOx Babii Lacii xOx.

(Disclaimer: I do actually adore my baby sister.)

By: zippycat

zippycat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:28:48 +0000

No, 2 positives still make a positive…. It’s the double negatives that get ya.

By: ATL

ATL — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:15:37 +0000

weeeee

By: Nikky

Nikky — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:08:52 +0000

You forgot “OMG!!!11one! Mah frnd siad i’m uglii. Luk at r picz who is cutr?!?!!”

By: StratMan9000

StratMan9000 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:06:32 +0000

So true, so true.
And I don’t believe a single one.