Comments on: Silverware in Conjunction

By: KITTEH81496

KITTEH81496 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:03:49 +0000

whors therre?

By: LIXX

LIXX — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:02:53 +0000

It should be Spork, Fife and Knoon, because this gives an equal share of first/second name combination. Just saying, things like that bug me lol;) Good one though!

By: Literature Dame

Literature Dame — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:28:30 +0000

To get ready and go~go~go

By: EB

EB — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:09:41 +0000

….I’ll add a tally for the spellcheck joke.

By: Rae

Rae — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:28:37 +0000

Created by IKEA, the KNIPOONORK takes about three months to assemble and will fall apart faster than you can say HJORDIS.

By: Pingu5040

Pingu5040 — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:59:47 +0000

Yes, it does. Teh center name should be “Kspork”.

By: praveensawh

praveensawh — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:19:42 +0000

…

By: D.M.G

D.M.G — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:20:36 +0000

The middle 1 is a spladye google image deconstruction of the splade then see full size image of ven digram

By: neo644

neo644 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:29:16 +0000

FIRST SUBREPLY!!

By: D

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:17:00 +0000

http://goodtimescomics.com/comics/2008-12-05-Mutated-cutlery-will-destroy-us-all.jpg

bastard.

By: Puff-Dahh

Puff-Dahh — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:32:47 +0000

How is that homosexual?

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:16:16 +0000

So nobody’s going to take the bait? Very well…

Hammertime!

By: jackie31337

jackie31337 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:13:07 +0000

I heard that he ordered the knives rounded because he was tired of seeing diners pick their teeth with the point of the knife at the table.

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:03:31 +0000

hm… granted.

By: ijustfarted

ijustfarted — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:30:34 +0000

I want two of what you had when you thought up this fly graph…

By: Connor P

Connor P — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:57:04 +0000

i thought spife=grapefruit spoon

By: anonymisse

anonymisse — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:41:09 +0000

what about a foon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:33:14 +0000

But but but… how can you cut your meat? Stab it with the fork and cut it with the knife…

so what do you do when you have a knipoonork?

You have to use two.

Thus negating the beauty of a singular all encompassing piece of cutlery.

*pouts*

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:30:15 +0000

Splade?

By: blogmum

blogmum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:20:30 +0000

a fearsome growl?

By: blogmum

blogmum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:18:52 +0000

I was thinking it sounded more like a skin disease: perhaps the name for an otherwise-unidentified abcess:

“I have a knipoonork on my back. The nurse is going to lance it for me.”

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:47:11 +0000

SCORE!

By: MowmaCat

MowmaCat — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:18:09 +0000

Dats dangorous (crap)

By: Keogh

Keogh — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:47:36 +0000

I shall call you Ho-joo

By: Keogh

Keogh — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:14:05 +0000

Fisters are gay……. of just like being stretched wayyyyyyy out.

By: Keogh

Keogh — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:13:03 +0000

No U!
This made me chuckle.
Most of these are not even good for a smile.
A tip of my hat to he who made this.

By: crucible

crucible — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:56:44 +0000

isn’t that kind of confusing seeing as they are all actual things anyway? or is that part of this mystery game you describe..?

By: crucible

crucible — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:55:24 +0000

who’s there?

By: crucible

crucible — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:54:08 +0000

did you know Roald Dahl’s father only had one arm so he sharpened the side of a fork and used the knork to eat? He said the only thing he couldn’t do was cut the top off a boiled egg. True story. Thought you might like to know

By: Orgas

Orgas — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:17:30 +0000

Bah. a spoon and a knife is a splade, not a spife

By: hardware harold

hardware harold — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:29:59 +0000

Don’t forget to bring your own cutlery.

By: M4ce

M4ce — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:36:12 +0000

Stop.

By: M4ce

M4ce — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:35:24 +0000

todger

By: M4ce

M4ce — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:33:51 +0000

wipe face with domestic fowls?

By: M4ce

M4ce — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:33:01 +0000

on the prowl

By: M4ce

M4ce — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:31:11 +0000

your mom goes down more than Windows XP

By: obama's teleprompter

obama's teleprompter — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:17:42 +0000

You mean GLAD to see you are part.

By: ZipZip

ZipZip — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:24:09 +0000

By: ZipZip

ZipZip — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:23:36 +0000

Sport just rolls off the tongue, too.

By: ZipZip

ZipZip — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:23:00 +0000

Hilarious! They need to sell it with health insurance, though. No, make that ‘Catastrophic Event’ insurance.

By: onlinenow

onlinenow — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:47:22 +0000

your mom is a stable O/S

By: hardware harold

hardware harold — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:06:50 +0000

lets throw a hammer into the mix!

By: flask

flask — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:38:36 +0000

that’s silly.

everyone knows that spoon/knife is “noon” and that knife/fork are “fife”.

furthermore, knife/fork/spoon are “spike”.

didn’t you ever play “this is a fork”?

By: TheCatman

TheCatman — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:41:19 +0000

he’s right, you know.
Knifoon could also accurately describe the intersection of all three.

By: papajon

papajon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:05:27 +0000

I grew up on DOS. But UNIX is the workhorse. At almost 40 years old, it hasn’t been topped. By far the most stable O/S ever.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:38:43 +0000

Ah, biodegradeable! Genius!
I’m surprised I think of that, because I’m an epic-enviromentalist.
It’d get an easy patent!
Except, ANYTHING can get a patent. Ever heard of chicken eye-glasses and dimple drills?

By: Scythelord

Scythelord — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:18:55 +0000

You make it sound as if silverware is actually a concern when people go out to eat.

By: Homer

Homer — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:40:38 +0000

Please take your “facts” and go away. There is no room in this discussion for “facts”. You should be calling everyone a douche, telling what you did to their mothers, and calling them all wusses and telling women where to find a real man, like all the other idiots.

By: Foodage

Foodage — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:39:14 +0000

That made me lol…

except…

I would have put Chopsticks in the middle part…

By: confusedmorse

confusedmorse — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:21:26 +0000

Exactly!
Ive seen this before but with Splayd.