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True that.
First, get off the chair before it makes a bigger mess… Second, blame it on George Bush… Third, call a press conference to tell everyone that it only happened because your neighborhood/office building doesn’t have publicly funded toilets… Forth, publish a book about this sad, sad story and make millions, then you can buy a computer chair that has a built in comode in it and you can sit there all day with your pants off because you will have earned it!
I am *not* a dumbass…I am a domestic goddess, thank you very much. And I don’t think you could wera my pants. They’re not your size. But I could get you one of my babie’s diapers…size 5 ok with you?
Pppffffttt!!! Spoilsport. an aftah wee haad suche aye niice conversashun inn de punditt kichenn.
I told you never to talk about my pole! That’ll be the last time I share my pole with you.
Um, it’s “baby’s” in this situation, or even “babies’”. You’re both wrong.
nah…you over shot it by a bit. But I’m not anorexic, I promise you that!
Now that’s just not nice. Don’t forget you were the one with it running out of your pants into your chair. I was just trying to help by answering your call for help. See what being a good guy gets ya?
Sorry… already taken!
Nope…sorry. Money isn’t everything. It’s a lot, ya know… but not everything.
What about for a ham sandwich?
spelt? Before you correct other people’s spelling and call them “dumbass”, make absolutely sure that you’re saying “spelled”, and not a kind of wheat (spelt).
Numb-nuts.
Actually, according to Mac dictionary, you can use either spelled or spelt. They both mean the same thing.
Wow. I thought this graph was the lamst thing I’d see today, but then I read the comment thread above..
The lamest even. Gah.
Haha…afraid to use your own moniker? And he knows I would do that to him if he cheated, so pppfffttt! ;P
(Adds another tally) Thank you.
Wow! this graph isn’t derivative or lame at all!
Can’t you do something original, like use your own screen name?
I’m not. Someone else is using my name to be a jerk!
I called nobody lame.
IMPOSTOR! I challenge you to muskets at 20 paces.
Actually, faker sopranomom, it means I am a mom, who is a soprano.
I think you had a typo in your post. I think the letter “a” should be a “u” and you are missing the letter “c.”
Does that say “racking in money”?
Yes, and if you’re a member of the too-pedantic-and-picky-to-ever-get-a-date club (like I used-to-was) you’ll point out that it really should’ve been “raking” (please let me know if you’d like to join our how-not-to-be-overly-pedantic-and-picky-so-you-can-get-a-date club).
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Also, as a non-partisan moderate, I approve this graph as being pretty much accurate without regard to political party, gender, race or any other label you might come up with (other than “honest”, but come on, we’re talking politicians here). And this applies equally well to corporate executives, in my experience.
TL;DR
Probably the most factual graph I’ve ever seen.
Don’t forget raising taxes so we can reclaim the crown as “Taxachusetts!”
Together, we can.
We call that “Cambridge”.
Raking* not racking
@Sopranomom: One baby=baby’s More than one: babies’
So I forgot the stupid apostrophe!!! So what??? Like you have never had a type-o???
omg this entire comments thread is hilarious
The real sad truth is that we expect this of those who are representing our interests. It’s become common and accepted that politicians are corrupt and only work for their next re-election cycle.
WTB Term limits plox
You misspelled “Republicans.” I’m sure there’s a pill for that.
Pfft, lifelong Democrat here and I’ll READILY admit it’s each and every person ever elected to any office anywhere. Every last stinking one of them.
Second bar should be same as the first. Which I’m sure has already been said repeatedly.
*grumbles about DADT and DOMA*
Would have been funnier if you learned how to spell RAKING
Case in point:that dufus lib from MI yesterday that started an epic case against bottled water. Of all the problems in this world especially those facing his state of MI, he goes off on bottled water? And they wonder why I want to join the revolution…
I hate Politics..
Should be titled : “What Republicans Do”
meh, it’s missing a bar with “finding ways to increase taxes for special interests” and a line with “day and night non stop”
lovely state of cowlifornia handing out IOU’s and still they aren’t going to cut spending to create a budget. they want more! those darn whores…
obama sucks
True very true
Exactly right.
i guess by politicians you actually mean “politicians who make the news.”
Sounds like the Life to me.. No wonder they spend millions.. or more to get into a office that pays a 1/4of that..
It’s good but you forgot slandering the opponent, I’d say that would come 2nd to top.
i wonder what odumbo is going to blame bush for next?
idk, i think that he has already basically traversed the world apologizing for everything that he thinks we did wrong
*cough* Pelosi & Pals