Comments on: How Midwesterners see the U.S.

By: KitchenBomber

KitchenBomber — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:00:51 +0000

Just about nailed it but, If the floridy bit was just X’d out and the brownish part was divided into the parts where they have sweet fireworks and the parts where they all wish they were banging their cousins and living in the red part and the Pennsylvania part was included in the blue part and Indiana part was kind of gerrymandered into the red part and the hawaii part was riding a surf board and the alaska part was a hypocritical fame whore whose son was retarded, you’d be spot on.

By: kittyent68

kittyent68 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 05:35:33 +0000

I’m guessing the people from Oregon, Washington, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Maryland ,and Delaware will complain that they are not left wing loonies(it’s just New York and California who are)

By: beatles#1

beatles#1 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:58:09 +0000

screw twilight

By: this is my username

this is my username — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:07:56 +0000

yay, we’re normal!

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:19 +0000

I’m also from Michigan and this is defiantly true.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:35:13 +0000

Seems pretty accurate, though West Virginia shouldn’t be green. They are NOT normal…

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:00:20 +0000

lol yeah that about how i see it and i live in Illinois and it’s true jk

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:01:11 +0000

Indiana’s actually pretty evenly split between blue and red right now. (Basically majority of south/central = red, majority of north/cities = blue)

By: Gascmark

Gascmark — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:14:40 +0000

This seems to be a completely accurate model of the U.S., and anyone who disagrees is WRONG AND EVIL AND LIKE A JONAS BROTHERS FAN OR SOMETHING.

GO FINISH UP YOUR TWILIGHT/HANNAH MONTANA FANFICTION, YOU FIENDISH PERSON!

Wooh! I feel pretty good now!

By: Gascmark

Gascmark — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:11:46 +0000

The epitome of win. Duh.

By: Luna

Luna — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:35:18 +0000

I’m from Alaska and going to college in the mdiwest–the sad thing? This is (as far as Alaska) pretty much the sad truth. They may not think “Eskimo”, but they sure as hell don’t think we’re normal people like everyone else–they treat AK as some incredibly different backwards foreign place, instead of your completely NORMAL state.

And yes, I know this rambles, but I really don’t care.

By: IapproveThisMessage

IapproveThisMessage — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:55:31 +0000

Whats wrong with this graph… seems right to me! (Also from MI)

By: Sarhii

Sarhii — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:20:18 +0000

I’m from Michigan…and yes this is true

By: Minnesotan

Minnesotan — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:41:47 +0000

Well you could be a desert. Hard to tell from here.

By: Minnesotan

Minnesotan — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:25:41 +0000

Of course we’re normal. It’s the rest of the country that is weird!

By: Anony

Anony — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:35:28 +0000

I’m from MN, and I gotta agree with most of you. This is true. I was originally ready to be offended by this, but it’s really true.

By: sdfghj

sdfghj — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:29:56 +0000

im from the midwest and this is so true … haha

By: KAWCK

KAWCK — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:16:51 +0000

YAY IM CONSIDERED NORMAL

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:45:07 +0000

HOW CALIFORNIANS SEE THE MIDWEST: From 37,000 feet at 650 MPH.

Herp-de-derp hyuk! How do ya loke those crabapples, Jed?

By: anna

anna — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:40:58 +0000

I live in new york and i aint loony

By: Val

Val — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:25:52 +0000

Seriously, are there really that many people that live in Iowa that there could be multiple people on this page from there?

Respectfully,
Ignorant from Indiana

By: paigey-poo

paigey-poo — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:38:31 +0000

YAY!!! but im not normal. . .

By: flameow

flameow — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 03:17:24 +0000

If this were from a Californian perspective…east coast would be “awesome”, and everyone else would be right-wing loonies…including ourselves. So disappointed in my state, as are others :-\

By: Etsu

Etsu — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 05:00:35 +0000

Obviously, joe changed his name to “Me” so that it would look like Me was saying it. Duh….

By: A Man Who Loves Chocolate

A Man Who Loves Chocolate — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:31:34 +0000

LOL That was good!

By: A Man Who Loves Chocolate

A Man Who Loves Chocolate — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:30:42 +0000

WIN!

By: A Man Who Loves Chocolate

A Man Who Loves Chocolate — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:29:00 +0000

If you’re queer, then I’m a Chinese Jet Pilot.

I hope you are, because that would be kind of cool.

By: A Man Who Loves Chocolate

A Man Who Loves Chocolate — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 17:26:52 +0000

Lol, women who win. That’s an oxyMORON.

By: clayton

clayton — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:23:22 +0000

they aren’t, we just see them as normal

By: ryko

ryko — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:04:30 +0000

and proud of it ☭!

By: ryko

ryko — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:02:58 +0000

wait, so since when are Pennsylvania and West Virginia part of the Midwest?

By: ryko

ryko — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 06:56:31 +0000

its best not to try to figure it out: either way its just ignorance.

By: ArmyGuy543

ArmyGuy543 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:51:44 +0000

We don’t think of you that way, morons. -_- But the Hawaii, thats partially true.

By: joe

joe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:52:28 +0000

I am saying that because I am queer and i was hoping

By: M4ce

M4ce — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:45:23 +0000

WIN. Exactly right. Haha creationists, it’s so true. Maybe substitute the left wing loonies with ‘pretentious hipsters’.

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:23:30 +0000

I’m a left wing loony, apparently.

By: KRK

KRK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:58:12 +0000

So true! I speak from experience as a Texan myself. And now, ya’ll, gotta go, cuz I’m fixin’ to go see what’s in the fridge.

By: KRK

KRK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:46:45 +0000

Watch out! They’re spreading to southwestern New Mexico as well! They specifically love Las Cruces, except they’re mad other old people are moving in too and destroying their mountain views by creating the need for annexation and new subdivisions. Oh and they’re also constantly calling the newspaper to complain that there isn’t a Luby’s.

By: KRK

KRK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:35:14 +0000

Look up “basin and range topography.” It means mountain range, gap, mountain range, gap, mountain range, gap, in the most basic terms. Yes, there’s oodles and oodles of desert, but technically the chart is er…sorta accurate, because there are mountain ranges all across the area in maroon, interspersed with gaps (desert parts).

Besides, remember this graph is supposed to be a joke. If you tried to represent which is mountain and which was desert, you would have stripes which would confuse Midwesterners, further blind old Floridians, make Democrats and Republicans alike see purple, and the Hawaiians and Alaskans agree to secede from the nation. Oh, and give some people seizures.

By: spamihazit

spamihazit — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:59:15 +0000

Lol, of course there are. It’s a healthy mix of people…but the graph says how we SEE it… makes me laugh because I often speak of all the “crazies”. On all sides. But who am i to call normal? I am an entomologist. ^_~

By: lol

lol — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:38:30 +0000

person is true, even tho I have never been in the south before…

By: midwesterner

midwesterner — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:33:35 +0000

damn straight thats how it is!

By: person

person — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:24:52 +0000

texas should be divided into 3. the top half being normal people the middle being rich old dudes and the bottom half being mexican immigrants

By: person

person — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:17:56 +0000

how do you make those maps?

By: person

person — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:16:23 +0000

u kno about 1% of southerners are hillbillys and 75% of us are NORMAL PEOPLE.

By: bob

bob — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 02:34:24 +0000

In Pittsburgh they call themselves Midwest mainly just so they aren’t associated with Philadelphia.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:17:26 +0000

I take it there are no liberals OR conservatives in the Midwest?

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:15:17 +0000

LOL

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:12:43 +0000

Poor dude, his name is a WIN and a FAIL at the same time.

And yes, you and 12wqz are idiots.

By: i

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:46:51 +0000

bitch must be trolling