Comments on: Speed Of Line at Market

By: rich

rich — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:59:31 +0000

NO mention of coupons?

The line goes faster when you get behind the hottie in the thong bathing suit with the see thru wrap.

You want it to last, she has to get back to the party with the ice and vodka……..

By: Morn

Morn — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:19:12 +0000

You can see the speed of light if you are on speed…

By: stef

stef — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:38:39 +0000

No! No! Go back on 4! DAMN! I left my aura there!

By: Travito

Travito — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:36:14 +0000

This is accurate.

By: Creator of Graph

Creator of Graph — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:13:39 +0000

Waah, my 1st front page graph, and you guys are all like from VGBoxart. ;(

By: What

What — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:24:32 +0000

Oh my god what an amazing graph! You’re so smart, how did you ever come up with this? Comedic gold, my friend. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a graph on this site that depicts Murphy’s Law – very fresh and hilarious graph!

/sarcasm

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:44:42 +0000

Yeah, and it’s crappy sequel.

By: missy

missy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:25:22 +0000

yup, that can’t be more accurate! But still, this graph maker has a point!

By: missy

missy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:20:46 +0000

ttly true

By: a turkey

a turkey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:11:07 +0000

so you can see speed?

By: tr069

tr069 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:59:06 +0000

LOOL
You have a point there

By: tr069

tr069 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:56:22 +0000

…sure u can see light. But not its speed

By: Private_Danza

Private_Danza — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:17:11 +0000

Not to forget hotness of checker.

By: Ghostwish

Ghostwish — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 11:15:59 +0000

The first bar should be ‘IQ of graph maker before graph’, the middle one should be ‘IQ graph maker thinks they have’ and the last one ‘IQ of graph maker AFTER making graph’.

Lame graph is very lame.

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:14:21 +0000

this also applies to Turnpike Toll Booths, Metal Detectors at work, Entrance Gates at sports events, and many other lines as well

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:19:40 +0000

Linegraph rather, pardon the absentmindedness.

By: Name (required)

Name (required) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:19:11 +0000

I believe this should have been a bar graph. Also you have my stapler.

By: korsair

korsair — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:30:18 +0000

Shouldn’t there be a “reverse” speed for the last column? After all, when you get into another line, isn’t it usual that 40 or 50 “friends”, “relatives”, total strangers, etc. come back with their 50 cases of soda and shopping cart full of enough snacks to last 2000 years, or other such oddities?

Yes, I’m using exaggeration, but that’s part of the fun!

By: Me!!!

Me!!! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:54:16 +0000

Sucky comment – it made this boring graph more worthless.

By: pulled pork butt

pulled pork butt — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:14:20 +0000

it’s pantone 1184 man!

By: Homer

Homer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:09:13 +0000

This graph burned my retinas.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:59:39 +0000

Great comment – it made this boring graph worthwhile.

By: a turkey

a turkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:55:23 +0000

*I* saw something moving at light speed. It’s called light.

By: tr069

tr069 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:36:35 +0000

actually…I´ve never seen nothing moving at light speed

By: tr069

tr069 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:35:40 +0000

???
I’ve never seen a line at light speed!!

By: armanrules

armanrules — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:32:27 +0000

referance to what freeway line you’re in
-_-

By: Miroku

Miroku — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:03:32 +0000

You got the size up the situation.

Age of checker, number of items in carts and on the belt, and number of people.