Comments on: Loudness when opening plastic containers with cookies

By: mmmmm

mmmmm — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:00:39 +0000

mmmmmm scissors

By: Snuff

Snuff — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:08:50 +0000

It’s worse when you’re trying not to make noise because you were SPECIFICALLY told not to eat the cookies and know you’ll end up in trouble if you do. That’s when you end up dropping it, the cookies make huge noises as they shatter, family pets swoop in out of nowhere, parents get up for a glass of water, etc.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:10:58 +0000

I was thinking “How do you open plastic containers WITH Cookies?” then I LOL’ed.

By: DubbLE_TaiLZ

DubbLE_TaiLZ — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:27:52 +0000

Rice KRISPIES!!!

By: AJ

AJ — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:57:15 +0000

Your boyfriend apparently does.

By: JoeJoeJoe

JoeJoeJoe — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:29:38 +0000

You’re a poet and didn’t know it!

By: Hlaode

Hlaode — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:15:31 +0000

Not true, It clearly says y-axis right there on the left.

By: Novawolf

Novawolf — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:54:12 +0000

Ugh, EVERYTHING you do while sneaking or at night is 50 times louder. Don’t you hate that?

By: eharac

eharac — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:26:05 +0000

We had this lady in church today who was eating cookies during the service. She was trying to do it surreptitiously, sneaking one out at a time. The whole time the bag was crackling and crackling. I almost went over to rip open the bag and dump the cookies on the seat next to her so I could listen.

By: FlonkertonChamp

FlonkertonChamp — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:41:21 +0000

true story… i swear, the harder you try not to make noise, the more noise you wind up making.

By: M4ce

M4ce — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:57:38 +0000

WIN

In a movie theatre the time it takes to open it will go up too.

By: dardub

dardub — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:49:14 +0000

I was thinking, when you’re at a movie theater.

By: Shancey

Shancey — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:44:35 +0000

He forgot to label the Y-axis

By: Sam

Sam — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:42:43 +0000

no, he forgot *BOOM!* –> *Cookies go flying* –> *Uncontrollable crying*

duh! hey those last 2 rhyme, yay!

By: :D

:D — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:29:49 +0000

He forgot *BOOM!* *DROP*

By: Waspala

Waspala — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:20:07 +0000

Scissors are good.
May not work for those containers but for chip bags….scissors.

By: Gamo06

Gamo06 — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:35:55 +0000

And cereal bags… (hoping that I’m not the only person who eats cereal after dark)

By: Ubeat2trees

Ubeat2trees — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:11:47 +0000

Hilarious!

By: insanity

insanity — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:01:32 +0000

and pretzel bags….and all other potato chip-like bags

By: zippycat

zippycat — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:53:40 +0000

LOL – I was going to say the same thing! And they could add “When you’re trying to keep said bag secret from the children.” *snerk*

By: zippycat

zippycat — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:52:56 +0000

NOTLOL!

By: r3d34r

r3d34r — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:32:48 +0000

I was thinking the same thing…

By: JayPea

JayPea — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:28:52 +0000

The graph works with Doritos bags, also

By: m4573rz3r0

m4573rz3r0 — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:28:26 +0000

I lol’d at [Y-Axis]

By: wewt

wewt — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:07:02 +0000

FRSTLOL!

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:02:39 +0000

Snap Crackle Pop Rice Bubbles!