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Loudness when opening plastic containers with cookies

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  1. Tom says:

    Snap Crackle Pop Rice Bubbles!

  2. wewt says:

    FRSTLOL!

  3. m4573rz3r0 says:

    I lol’d at [Y-Axis]

  4. JayPea says:

    The graph works with Doritos bags, also

  5. Ubeat2trees says:

    Hilarious!

  6. :D says:

    He forgot *BOOM!* *DROP*

  7. Shancey says:

    He forgot to label the Y-axis

  8. FlonkertonChamp says:

    true story… i swear, the harder you try not to make noise, the more noise you wind up making.

  9. eharac says:

    We had this lady in church today who was eating cookies during the service. She was trying to do it surreptitiously, sneaking one out at a time. The whole time the bag was crackling and crackling. I almost went over to rip open the bag and dump the cookies on the seat next to her so I could listen.

    • why? says:

      Why would you do that?

      First of all, that’s your elder and you should respect her.

      Secondly, you should never deprive anyone of their cookie fix – that’s just wrong, man.

      Last, and most important, you ought to be thanking her for making noise! You don’t need to be listening to that outdated religious garbage anyway. They’re poisoning your brain man, have some free will and think about how ridiculous 99% of a church “service” is.

      “Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it, religion has actually convinced people that there’s an INVISIBLE MAN…LIVING IN THE SKY…who watches every thing you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten special things that he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever ’til the end of time…but he loves you.” –George Carlin

  10. Novawolf says:

    Ugh, EVERYTHING you do while sneaking or at night is 50 times louder. Don’t you hate that?

  11. Ben says:

    I was thinking “How do you open plastic containers WITH Cookies?” then I LOL’ed.

  12. Snuff says:

    It’s worse when you’re trying not to make noise because you were SPECIFICALLY told not to eat the cookies and know you’ll end up in trouble if you do. That’s when you end up dropping it, the cookies make huge noises as they shatter, family pets swoop in out of nowhere, parents get up for a glass of water, etc.


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