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What Parental Control Programs Block

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  1. tr069 says:

    ???

    there’s no such thing in Portugal

  2. boon says:

    But wait, Isn’t that a good thing?
    Who needs research sites anyway?
    Intarnets is for teh pr0n!

  3. PunditKitteh says:

    “research”… sure, I believe you.

  4. UBERGRUE says:

    It’s the same at schools…

    • Name (required) says:

      ya i kno whenever my class goes to the computers the teacher leaves and half the class tries to go to game sites and thoes sites are blocked but the other half of the class is looking up porn and no block lol

  5. jzimbert says:

    Maybe you shouldn’t write school reports about pooping catgirls.

  6. Ziekette says:

    SRSLY.
    If you think that’s bad, IMAGINE A WHOLE COUNTRY LIKE THAT.
    It’s a bitch finding a proxy to find images of artistic nude on google too.. PFFT. Sucks to be an art student in a conservative country.

    • Proxy? says:

      if you need a proxy server try hidemyass [dot] com . i dont know how filters work in your country but i’m fairly sure its impossibe to block a proxy site

  7. HistoryMaker says:

    What class is the research for?

  8. ... says:

    Back in the day when I was in school (2 years ago), I would go to the library and find some books on the subject I was researching.

    That school also has an honor code that didn’t allow me to copy/paste from Wikipedia.

    This “need” to go on these “Research sites” is all in your head.

    • Fredthelog says:

      lmao, nerd

      • Zearen says:

        Sigh…

        Above comment translated:
        “Hahaha, this guy sounds like he actually put effort into life. What a loser. When I get older, I’m going to be so cool everyone will simply ignore my horible notes.”

    • williamswitch says:

      Thats alright for some subjects but when the school reference books haven’t been updated since the 60’s and your teacher wants a paper with up to date facts it different.

    • Mahpka says:

      Ugh. Not if you’re taking an info tech class. Our teacher REQUIRES web addresses when we site research. But that could also be because she’s crazy.

  9. ZORG says:

    how true it is

  10. Cody says:

    Amen! Our high school’s filter was terrible. It blocked Wikipedia, every single site on gardening (catagory: drugs), it even blocked sections of college’s websites! It was stupid.

    • puffin says:

      Oh, I Know. I was researching a project on medieval castles, and it was blocking some sites with pictures of “dangerous weapons” a.k.a really old swords.

    • Mariachi says:

      I was doing a report on the Mars rover back in the day when people still gave a damn about it and the search engine blocked my search for “Mars explorer” because all it saw was marSEXplorer

    • Logan-Rose says:

      I can’t access half the sites I want to use for art assignments because some pages on the sites (not even the pages I’m using) refer to the works being about sex, violence, drugs, etc.

  11. Gio says:

    You obviously don’t know just how much porn is out there, my friend. If you’re referring to how much porn you’ve tried to look at that was blocked as opposed to research sites, that I’ll buy, but there is a much larger number of porn sites than there is of any site worth doing research on.

  12. Wpheloung12 says:

    I’m glad everyone likes my graph

  13. liloaktree says:

    Better as a Venn diagram? Valid point, but *also* parental controls don’t successfully block teh pr0n.

  14. thegunsofbrixton says:

    they need to add a third category: everything else!

  15. さむへばりい says:

    Yea… Is it SonicWall? Our school uses everything on the block list besides childrens sites. Half of the internet is blocked under “Forbidden Category: Unrated” (this includes various research and personal websites). The rest is blocked under various other categories, including
    Education,
    Sex Ed,
    Pornography,
    Games,
    Religion,
    Adult/Mature Content,
    Cult/Occult,
    Drugs/Alcohol/Tabacco,
    Criminal and Illegal Skills,
    Hacking and Proxy Avoidance (Including ALL of WikiHow)
    Intamite Apparel/Swimsuits,
    Violence/Hate/Racism,
    MP3/Streaming
    Administrative Custom Settings list
    Arts/Entertainment (WebComics and the like)
    Auctions
    Shopping
    Vehicles
    Food/Dining
    Brokerage/Trading
    Economy/Buisness
    Chat/IM
    Cultural Institutions
    Email
    Search Engines and Portals (We have to enter each URL by hand, Google is dangerous!)
    And soon to contain…

    “Forbidden Category: The Internet”

    All in all, about 95% of the internet is blocked.

  16. doctari says:

    Stop researching “megan fox nude”.

  17. armanrules says:

    im so glad i can hack and disable parental controls :)

  18. Potato in Flight says:

    This reminds me of a few parental control programs there used to be on my computer when I was young.

    The first blocked most, if not all, of the children’s websites on the internet like cartoonnetwork.com. But it didn’t block adult sites. I guess the function it served was to prevent parents from accessing their child’s favorite website instead of their favorite porn site.

    The second went crazy. It initially worked fine, but eventually it ended up blocking every single site on the internet. Except maybe something.com.

  19. c says:

    I had an art class in high school with a project in which we had to research a modern artist. My friend was researching Chip Foose’s art (draws cars) and everthing was getting blocked. I was researching an artist who is also a popular musician and most of the pages that came up in the google search were random fan blogs saying stuff like “I want to f***…” and none of those were blocked.


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