Uses for a Car Horn

Uses for a Car Horn
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Uses for a Car Horn
Graph by: Characins via Graph Jam Builder
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FIRST!
It was my first (and probably last) first, thought i could celebrate a little
Yes, you are…
You’ve got issues. I really think you need to seek professional help. Honestly. Get help.
P.S. I know it won’t be YOU who makes my lunch or dinner. I haven’t been to IHOP in a long time. Even though you’re only a dishwasher there, I wouldn’t chance it.
Many (if not most) IHOPs are open 24 hours. Are you suggesting that they work their employees in 24 hour shifts? Also, could you not access GJ via a telephone instead of computer? Your arguments are lame. Why don’t you hop over to RetardJam and pick a fight there? You might have a better chance of winning (though I seriously doubt it).
captain crunch needs medical help
BUT CAPM NEEDS HELP TO HAHA YOU TWO ARE LIKE 2 YEAR OLDS FIGHTING LOL
Poser. Everyone can tell by the misspelled, nonsensical post that you are Captain Crunch. Nice try, though.
And we know you aren’t the real Todd, or else you’d have included “any women want a real man, look me up” in your post…
Anyway, goofy comment threads aside, this graph is really lame. Not one iota of funny here.
You forgot “Nothing.” Where I live you could go for a year and never hear a single horn. I live in a large city too. I’ve always thought that was odd.
It should get space on the legend, but since it’s a tiny fraction of a percent, it won’t be on the graph.
really?
Here we use it and abuse it. Don’t ask me why
Telling people that the light has changed? Surely that’s at least 50% of horn use.
I’m pretty sure that would fall under “Expressing Anger”
It is also used to celebrate the victory of your team
What about the strategic use of car horns in movies and TV shows to edit curse words or bad language or the sharing of secrets?
I honestly don’t see how this is supposed to be funny.
What about in response to bumper stickers/signs held up by hot girls?
I mostly consider it a doorbell for the lazy. Unfortunately my neighbors have lots of lazy friends.
Where is the slice for “demonstrating to the entire neighborhood that you’re too damned lazy to park the damned car and go ring the doorbell”?
Saying “hi” with your horn should subject you to immediate arrest. I don’t think my neighbours can talk, they seem to purely converse in car horn.
Obvious graph is obvious fail.
hahaha scaring old people….. win.
No, this graph only applies in America. Everywhere else the red section is either invalid or much, much smaller.
Shooing cats.
i made a kid fall off his skateboard once… good times.
This is one of the major differences between the US and India.
In India, a car honk is an expression of “I’m here, don’t kill me, thanks”.
i personally enjoyed the scaring old people section the best
Heh heh, scaring old people.