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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do ‘this’.
Doctor: Don’t do that.
BUT I STILL CAN! MUAHAHA
You write with such sentence structure and spelling that you prove your own point.
I put things in my mouth all the time. You guys are all real men.
Any woman want a wuss, look me up.
Yea and he tried to remove us himself so he could do it.
he died.
Win.
Wait, now we’re stealing DIRECTLY from old Mad Magazine articles? Huh.
I don’t, and haven’t since a few years before Bill Gaines died. But before I stopped, they ran an article that had this almost word for word.
no. duh.
SPARKLE!
heh…
That’s how i got my first babysitting job. Neighbor kid set microwave on fire.
I watched kid while firemen came and put out the fire.
Um, no. I did do that once when I was a kid and I didn’t know better, but when it started sparking I realized my mistake pretty quick.
You CAN put metal in a microwave oven, it won’t damage the oven, it’s not going to cause a fire, it won’t explode, and won’t magically poison your food. It’s getting hot, of course, so you may burn yourself, when you touch it and if it’s thin, like aluminium foil, it will melt after while, but that’s about it.
Otherwise, putting metal in the microwave is no problem. How should some metal damage a magnetron made from metal, inside an oven that also largely consists of metal…
Has anyone else seen what happens when one puts a CD in a microwave?
It’s like a sci-fi film….
I want to open the bloked from parental controls
I forgot my override password
please help me to it
Yeah. In fact, bring your friends over, block all the doors so nobody else can come in, and don’t open the microwave door for anything. It’s really fun!
Straight from a Mad Comic. Dunno when, but I know I know. I saw it in one. Yep.
Stolen straight from MAD’s ‘you always remember, you never remember,’ INTEGRITY?
one time i blew up a microwave. that was funny but scary at the same time.
So someone saw something that would make a funny graph, and made it. Did this Mad Magazine have their words below a graph? Then it’s not stolen.