Comments on: What “Wii Sports” Results In

By: Joe

Joe — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:43:20 +0000

If you hurt yourself or have broken something (bones, couch, TV) while playing Wii Sports… you’re an idiot.

By: Insert text here

Insert text here — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:39:51 +0000

I hitted the TV with my hand at bowling, fortunately, the wiimote fell and it didnt broke, poor guy LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

By: Squee-chan

Squee-chan — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:51:38 +0000

No broken bones, but plenty of cuts and broken furniture. Even a traumatized cat or two.

By: bo

bo — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:59:17 +0000

so it’s which then?

By: omgcheez

omgcheez — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:06:02 +0000

This graph totally looks like the Pepsi logo

By: Andrea

Andrea — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:15:31 +0000

Right, it happened to my brother once when I did bowling and I hit myself in the head in baseball.

By: =^-^=

=^-^= — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:42:19 +0000

uhh…. my friend sliped on a nunchuck and hut hielf? does that cout? al so i almost brok my other friends tv. does that count?

By: pseudo

pseudo — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 03:05:22 +0000

yeah i just got hit in the head fell and bit through my lip

By: rory

rory — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:16:37 +0000

every one knows wii was made for ditsy women over 30

By: rory

rory — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:13:42 +0000

i would put it in the entertainment category

By: Trianglon

Trianglon — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 07:44:37 +0000

I never once had a problem with Wii Sports and i’ve had the Wii since the first day it came out. They have safety instructions and a adjustable strap to avoid problems like this. Dumb people like this make the other Wii users look bad.

By: Motama

Motama — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:20:30 +0000

Heh, I am in grad school for physical therapy and my doctoral project is helping further the cause of Wii sports as a viable therapy. So the graphy may change over the next few years.

By: Devylan

Devylan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:34:25 +0000

Unless you consider an elderly person to be an inanimate object, you would have to use whom.

By: Ninjinister

Ninjinister — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:59:04 +0000

If you break anything playing Wii, you’re obviously using it wrong. The worst I ever got was a pulled muscle playing Wii Bowling, and that was a muscle I had failed to let completely mend from a martial arts injury, so it was totally my fault.

By: Athanar

Athanar — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:43:43 +0000

Is a TV considered to be furniture…? I don’t think so, correct me if I’m wrong…

I thought it was an appliance.

By: Nekdo

Nekdo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:41:03 +0000

Heh,wii sports is not intended to do anything listed above

By: sean

sean — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:23:44 +0000

way to be on the ball with this one… i think this topic was relevant about two years ago. this is like making a graph about the RRoD

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:59:12 +0000

Or an elderly person. Some of which (Or is it whom? Whom wasn’t part of our curriculum) do play Wii sports.

By: Archie

Archie — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:12:33 +0000

Unless you’re a hardcore gamer whose bones have reduced to Jacob’s Cream Crackers over years of atrophy, you’re not really in danger of breaking them playing Wii Sports. And we all know that hardcore gamers don’t play Wii, right?

By: I lose

I lose — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:23:50 +0000

How can you break your bones? By dislocating your arm while swinging? The Wiimote doesn’t weigh a ton.

By: poodle_face

poodle_face — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:20:05 +0000

On an unrelated note, you’ve got to love the way that, after he shatters the tv, he shakes it slightly, as if that’s going to fix the problem….

By: Wesley

Wesley — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:04:02 +0000

The wrist strap and lock on Wiimote are there for a reason, as with the warning sign that is displayed while the game is loading. Follow the guidelines, don’t exert yourself too much, and you’ll rarely end up with broken furnitures or bones. In the 6 months of using Wii, I personally lost weight and got more fit, while not breaking a single bone or furniture.

By: Mark Hall

Mark Hall — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:38:57 +0000

You left out “copious amounts of swearing.”

I’m not allowed to play Wii Tennis when my nieces are over.

By: dardub

dardub — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:14:54 +0000

I didn’t break any bones but I got athlete’s foot.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:24:36 +0000

Meh, I was fun and entertained. I especially enjoyed baseball and tennis.
Though, neither I nor any of my family have ever broken furniture or bones while playing.

By: Elfking

Elfking — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:21:40 +0000

Wouldn’t that fit under the “Broken Furniture” category?

By: bunnyrut

bunnyrut — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:30:54 +0000

they all must be retarded then. you would have to punch the tv. wiitards…

By: onlinenow

onlinenow — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:35:10 +0000

Notice that “FUN” or “ENTERTAINMENT” aren’t even features of Wii sports whatsoever.

By: Novawolf

Novawolf — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:19:23 +0000

Well, the warnings DO say “Make sure you have ample room to swing and play” or something along those lines :p

They put it in there for a reason guys.

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:06:08 +0000

What about sliced limbs from smashing them into a ceiling fan or light bulb.

By: Jefoid

Jefoid — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:21:50 +0000

Google it, I’ve seen some hideous hand injuries that included broken bones.

By: Imperiss

Imperiss — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:06:42 +0000

You forgot “Broken Televisions”

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:59:48 +0000

I don’t know about you guys but i’ve never heard of anyone breaking bones playing wii sports…

By: Tanner

Tanner — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:18:24 +0000

fail

By: Billy Bob

Billy Bob — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:08:14 +0000

FIRST!

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:06:02 +0000

o ya also FIRST

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:05:48 +0000

LOLOLOLOLOLOL funniest thing ive ever seen and something else it results in hurting other people with wiimote or bat.