Comments on: Why people think I’m a lesbian.

By: 602p

602p — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:22:13 +0000

LIKE this like like this like?

By: Zoe

Zoe — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:01:21 +0000

yeah, I wish I could too. I’d rather be known as a flannel wearing- boy-punching, future mechanic etc. than a girly slut.

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:28:20 +0000

I was waiting for the disgruntled gay man to drop in here and say he was tired of everyone thinking his boyfriend was his brother because they hang out all the time but sleep in separate rooms. =p

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:21:14 +0000

No kidding. I guess that’s how the word “lesbian” became synonymous with “drunken giggly hawt college girlygirl”.

It’s incredibly stupid and debasing. Can I go back to being an abomination from Satan because of my homosexuality? Please, pretty please?

By: Cookie

Cookie — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:12:21 +0000

Lol,I find it funny that this actually describes me xD

By: griffin

griffin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:17:24 +0000

My friends always they love each other. It changes everyday. So so annoying. Ah well
But it’s so funny when i here boys speaking of a shooting game and i add something, it’s like they’ve never seen a girl before!

By: bob

bob — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:24:53 +0000

fail

By: SomalianPirate

SomalianPirate — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:52:13 +0000

MARRY ME!!

By: murrmaid

murrmaid — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:31:49 +0000

That’s exactly what I thought when I first read it. Pathetic.

By: EHW

EHW — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:19:51 +0000

a met a guy who claimed to have a sister playing on star
wars battlefront II while playing battlefront.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:44:12 +0000

wow, that wasn’t retarded at all.

By: internet nerds are cool

internet nerds are cool — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:49:40 +0000

I agree with them 0%. No one should ever combine the word “Twilight” with “nerd”. It’s senseless.

Twilight sucks, end of story.

By: LadyOfWolves

LadyOfWolves — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:22:08 +0000

ROFL! That has happened to me before. Good old gorey movies, Gears of War, Halo3 (I am THE Team Doubles partner of my boyfriend, Aimless1derer.) I have always had guy friends, never made any friends that were girls. Oh Paintball, not a chick sport, LOVE IT!. To everyone who thinks this should be on fail blog… Why? There is no failure at all. Just failure on peoples parts for stereotyping lezzies. Sheesh.

By: Zakcjhg

Zakcjhg — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:28:48 +0000

I want to marry you.

By: francisca

francisca — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:17:23 +0000

hi thanks for share,i always came to visit ur Blog:)

By: KAWCK

KAWCK — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:29:47 +0000

Hating twilight is the best thing you can do with your life. if you dont hate it. you are obviously a… there isnt a bad enough word to describe those people!

By: Nia

Nia — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:41:57 +0000

This was retarded…:P

By: lawlercoasters

lawlercoasters — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:09:38 +0000

Ugh. This whole post opened up a can of worms for pre-teen /teenage girls who want a little extra penis in their life to say “OMFG THAT R LEIK SoooooOOOOOOOoooo TTLLY MI!”

If only someone would smack these girls, explain to them they arent special just because they have interests that MANY other girls have. There’s a rly hot girl counterstrike team in Sweden. Considering they are Swedes I can pretty much say with all certainty none of the girls posting on this forum are as hot as those girls.

Get over yourself, ladies. Back to the kitchen with haste!

By: Summer

Summer — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:52:13 +0000

yeah david bowie is the only male allowed to sparkle…. otherwise ur just a fruit.

By: Bleh

Bleh — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:03:07 +0000

good thing this isnt on failblog then

By: Finn

Finn — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:39:30 +0000

Well, David Bowie has stated that he’s bisexual, so moot point.

But still, Twilight is a terrible thing.

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:12:39 +0000

For all the people who think that Twilight’s fanbase is made up of idiots, look what its hate base consists of.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:49:44 +0000

I heard the author of Twilight is coming out w/ a fifth book and it’s gonna be a huge thing. People are gonna open it to read and it will be better than the other ones, know why? It’ll be 500 pages of nothing.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:44:54 +0000

Edward’s a homo. You don’t meet a straight guy that sparkles. Except David Bowie.

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:56:38 +0000

Two snare drums and a symbol fall off a cliff…

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:42:16 +0000

Mmm. ‘Tis a real shame for actual lesbians… -cough- myself. -Cough-

By: [[AM3L!A]]

[[AM3L!A]] — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:36:27 +0000

Above comment[s] [are] win. [:

By: Grace

Grace — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:42:37 +0000

Yes I’m replying to myself, I’ve just realised I spelt completely wrong, 5 lines down, 4th from the left. I even outdid my P.S, THE SHAME

By: Grace

Grace — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:39:43 +0000

I read the Twilight books as my sister has them. It was the Easter holidays and I had nothing to do, the plot is boring and the blurb gives to much away. I know people know that Twilight is about vampires but still, It’s kind of stupid. The movie is worth a meh, the only part worth watching is the fight at the end. I also I have a certain liking for the cactus.
Ok now going completey off topic and saying this.
As a joke me and my best friend said we were lovers, by the end of the day me and my friend were asked, “Oh my god, I can’t believe you and Beth (my friends name) are getting married and moving to China”. We were quite amused and now refer to it as the chinese whispers incedent. Sorry for my increasingly long comment but I felt like typing. Any way bye.

P.S (Even though this isn’t even a letter)

I spent ages looking for spelling fails and I can guarantee one or two and if you find them, tell me.

By: SallyBones38

SallyBones38 — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:14:48 +0000

Minus the last one, that sounds like me too. I can agree with you.

By: flash1974

flash1974 — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:58:16 +0000

i love lesbians licking (non stick) frying pans

By: rory

rory — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:12:23 +0000

Hahaha I think this is hilarious

By: twilighthater

twilighthater — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:37:22 +0000

twilight is to brain as something very crappy is to something very tiny

By: Twerd4Life

Twerd4Life — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:11:58 +0000

twilight rules. i don’t get why people think hating it makes you human–unless, of course, you are refering to the “team” thing-team edward(vampire) or team jacob(werewolf). fyi, there are tons of humans in twilight-charlie, renee, angela, mike, eric, ben, connor, jessica, lauren, ect

By: MyssKytty

MyssKytty — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:29:50 +0000

And me! I’m an atheist in a family of stark-raving Christians, so I’m stuck parking by butt in a pew for two hours every Sunday while the pastor babbles on and on and on ad infineum. I know what you mean.

By: MyssKytty

MyssKytty — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:09:48 +0000

OMG… you win. Count yourself very, very blessed (or lucky, if you’re an atheist) and don’t bother checking it out. It’s a very stupid book (And even worse movie) about a psychotic, paranoid, abusive vampire that sparkles in the sunlight, with the most obnoxious fan base ever. -__- Not that big a deal.

By: noelle_nightflower

noelle_nightflower — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:58:18 +0000

that reminds me of southpark horribly
I can’t go into a hot topic anymore just because every time I see a poster of twilight, I think of sparkling guys and laugh till I can’t stand up

By: noelle_nightflower

noelle_nightflower — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:56:18 +0000

o-o people say that about Stephen King!?? STEPHEN KING?!!??!
gah. They’ve never read a book besides Twilight in their entire lives!
I feel bad for them

By: noelle_nightflower

noelle_nightflower — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:53:08 +0000

I know two women like that, that unfortunately aren’t lesbians.

By: noelle_nightflower

noelle_nightflower — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:51:36 +0000

I agree with everyone in the above. except for you shikei, I’m 15 and I hate the book and the movie with a passion. x3
people won’t quit trying to get me to like it.

By: Divvums

Divvums — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:01:52 +0000

Good lord, it’s so true.

By: Jadem

Jadem — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:04:01 +0000

And everything but the red applies to me……..

By: Banana

Banana — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:46:33 +0000

The majority of this graph should be because you’ve never had a boyfriend. I understand that you think it’s “cool” to be more a man’s woman but that’s not what guys find attractive.

Always the best friend and never the girl friend, huh?

By: lmcfiesty

lmcfiesty — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:47:29 +0000

women like that exist in mass quanities, but they are lesbians, like me!

By: Des Blumunky

Des Blumunky — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:59:06 +0000

I share each of these traits. I think the strangest part of having everyone think I was a lesbian throughout high school is the man I’m going to be marrying. Our gender roles are so reversed, I joke that we’re both gay and that’s why it works out so well between us. There’s nothing like being a frighteningly manly woman and marrying a man who watches chick-flicks and is afraid of bugs.

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:36:26 +0000

Yeah, and get back over there! There are too many flame wars for you to be playing over here with pie charts, you hear that soldier‽

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:35:25 +0000

And “Because I have sex with women”

What‽

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:51:55 +0000

Bahaha this is fantastic and true for a lot of people. Including me.

By: sam

sam — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:36:53 +0000

TWILIGHT SUCKED it dosn’t matter if ur a woman or a man

By: Jaclyn

Jaclyn — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:46:27 +0000

Man, I’m so sick of you chicks.
Instead of advertising all of these “wonderful” things about you, can you do us a favour and just go back to the kitchen?
The real girls (you know, the ones who don’t feel the need to jump up and scream ‘oh my god I act like a boy!’) could use sandwiches.