Comments on: Why men wear sunglasses http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/ Explaining music, songs and pop culture in charts and graphs. AKA music/song chart memes and funny graphs. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:00:56 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Kurt B http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-83000 Kurt B Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:36:12 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-83000 That was very insightful. Minor detail: If you actually believe that strippers are not REAL women, you're a moron. What do you think they are, robots? That was very insightful. Minor detail: If you actually believe that strippers are not REAL women, you’re a moron. What do you think they are, robots?

]]> By: Uncle Ruckus http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-63726 Uncle Ruckus Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:50:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-63726 Run away with me. Run away with me.

]]> By: erica http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-59775 erica Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:59:35 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-59775 yeah but they did a way better job on their chart then you did. notice how theirs is on the site and yours isn't. yeah but they did a way better job on their chart then you did. notice how theirs is on the site and yours isn’t.

]]> By: Burkey http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-59549 Burkey Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:37:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-59549 How often does the train go by? So often that you won't even notice it. How often does the train go by?
So often that you won’t even notice it.

]]> By: jewdom http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-58438 jewdom Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:42:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-58438 Fantastic retort. I applaud your comment. Fantastic retort. I applaud your comment.

]]> By: Quity YerBitchin http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-58094 Quity YerBitchin Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:16:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-58094 Then You must have stolen it from somebody else. Because I saw this graph (or another "stolen" one MONTHS ago. So STFU!!! Then You must have stolen it from somebody else. Because I saw this graph (or another “stolen” one MONTHS ago. So STFU!!!

]]> By: Elx http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-57921 Elx Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:38:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-57921 That's what Luke said, not Darth. That’s what Luke said, not Darth.

]]> By: Fallen Angel http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-57113 Fallen Angel Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:55:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-57113 Win to Meg-Meg-Meg! Win to Meg-Meg-Meg!

]]> By: SomeDude http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56992 SomeDude Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:00:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56992 To quote Darth Vader, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" To quote Darth Vader, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

]]> By: Snommelp http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56675 Snommelp Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:57:14 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56675 Don't forget the half pack of cigarettes. Don’t forget the half pack of cigarettes.

]]> By: Rontu http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56623 Rontu Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:15:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56623 Oohh okay Todd, thank God you've come along! I've been waiting so long for a man who will blatantly gawk at my breasts.. I'm so tired of these wussy men who try to be polite by not letting me notice that they're looking. How dare they be concerned with not seeming creepy- they should be more like you, and stare shamelessly in front of everyone! Who cares what women think of you? You're a REAL man, and they should all just let you stare as much as you want! (FYI Todd- This graph refers to real women, not the ones you visit at the strip club. Of course they want you to look, dumbass, you're paying them.) Oohh okay Todd, thank God you’ve come along! I’ve been waiting so long for a man who will blatantly gawk at my breasts.. I’m so tired of these wussy men who try to be polite by not letting me notice that they’re looking. How dare they be concerned with not seeming creepy- they should be more like you, and stare shamelessly in front of everyone! Who cares what women think of you? You’re a REAL man, and they should all just let you stare as much as you want!

(FYI Todd- This graph refers to real women, not the ones you visit at the strip club. Of course they want you to look, dumbass, you’re paying them.)

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56593 Starlinguk Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:03:44 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56593 *ogles yellow pages* *ogles yellow pages*

]]> By: brody http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56478 brody Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:06:04 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56478 Hate to break it to you, dude, but we can still totally tell that you are looking at our boobs. Hate to break it to you, dude, but we can still totally tell that you are looking at our boobs.

]]> By: Devylan http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56448 Devylan Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:57:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56448 YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

]]> By: CAP ROCKS http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56417 CAP ROCKS Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:35:26 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56417 YEAH WOULD THAT BE LIKE 3? YEAH WOULD THAT BE LIKE 3?

]]> By: Carolyn J. http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56401 Carolyn J. Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:45:58 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56401 I think it's only the Canadians chuckling.... I think it’s only the Canadians chuckling….

]]> By: Anon http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56375 Anon Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:01:50 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56375 I support this graph. I support this graph.

]]> By: Thomas http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56316 Thomas Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:54:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56316 So true ... So true …

]]> By: bionelly http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56287 bionelly Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:21:05 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56287 I'm a 38K (which is equivalent to a septuple D.) You know that trick where you're supposed to put a pencil under your breast, and if it doesn't fall down, you need a bra? I can do that with a Cleveland phone book (what can I say, I was bored and curious, so I tried it once.) It is a MAJOR pain in the back. I don't really mind it when guys look, but I definitely DO mind when they stare. I’m a 38K (which is equivalent to a septuple D.) You know that trick where you’re supposed to put a pencil under your breast, and if it doesn’t fall down, you need a bra? I can do that with a Cleveland phone book (what can I say, I was bored and curious, so I tried it once.) It is a MAJOR pain in the back. I don’t really mind it when guys look, but I definitely DO mind when they stare.

]]> By: Name (required) http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56274 Name (required) Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:04:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56274 Well aren't you charming. Well aren’t you charming.

]]> By: Anthony http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56224 Anthony Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:27:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56224 mi scusi, I've been terribly stupid with my your/you're'ses lately.. mi scusi, I’ve been terribly stupid with my your/you’re’ses lately..

]]> By: kukuuu http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56223 kukuuu Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:25:36 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56223 That's exactly why I bought my sunglasses That’s exactly why I bought my sunglasses

]]> By: redswinglinestapler http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56212 redswinglinestapler Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:50:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56212 guilty! :D guilty! :D

]]> By: Starlinguk http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56209 Starlinguk Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:34:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56209 34F I win! (it's a pain in the back, I tells ya) 34F

I win!

(it’s a pain in the back, I tells ya)

]]> By: tyler http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56198 tyler Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:20:11 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56198 Red= Because I don't want to look like a douchebag if I forget to keep my eyes averted. Red= Because I don’t want to look like a douchebag if I forget to keep my eyes averted.

]]> By: tyler http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56197 tyler Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:18:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56197 -Dribbles and tries to stop the oncoming heart attack- I try not to look, but damn is it difficult to think if there's something to look at >:( -Dribbles and tries to stop the oncoming heart attack-
I try not to look, but damn is it difficult to think if there’s something to look at >:(

]]> By: tyler http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56196 tyler Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:16:54 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56196 And Scrubs. And Scrubs.

]]> By: Morna http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56194 Morna Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:14:01 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56194 Despite considerable social advances, women remain pieces of meat that exist solely to entertain males. Despite considerable social advances, women remain pieces of meat that exist solely to entertain males.

]]> By: Crystal Kyuketsuki http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56130 Crystal Kyuketsuki Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:39:40 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56130 That aside my main reason for wearing them is because my eyes are sensitive to the light. Like... painfully sensitive... That aside my main reason for wearing them is because my eyes are sensitive to the light. Like… painfully sensitive…

]]> By: Crystal Kyuketsuki http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56129 Crystal Kyuketsuki Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:38:43 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56129 Aww but I was having fun >: (Yes, I am female) Aww but I was having fun >:

(Yes, I am female)

]]> By: MnBran6 http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56118 MnBran6 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:44:42 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56118 yeah right, not if we leave out heads up. You just automatically assume that we're looking at your breasts....granted we usually are...not always but...usually....I'm sorry what? I got caught up in my wife's breast when she was walking through yeah right, not if we leave out heads up. You just automatically assume that we’re looking at your breasts….granted we usually are…not always but…usually….I’m sorry what? I got caught up in my wife’s breast when she was walking through

]]> By: Andrea http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56117 Andrea Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:36:16 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56117 Imagine the title was "MAIN reason why men wear sunglasses". There, you're happy again. Imagine the title was “MAIN reason why men wear sunglasses”. There, you’re happy again.

]]> By: Andrea http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56116 Andrea Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:31:57 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56116 You mean you can _never_ tell, because the angle between (a) looking at your face and (b) looking at your tits is similar :) I'm 4'11" and I've given up trying to spot the difference. You mean you can _never_ tell, because the angle between (a) looking at your face and (b) looking at your tits is similar :) I’m 4′11″ and I’ve given up trying to spot the difference.

]]> By: ace1 http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56115 ace1 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:33:20 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56115 ...and blind. …and blind.

]]> By: krisstaar http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56114 krisstaar Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:50:13 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56114 Indeed! ^^ Oh and allergies... Indeed! ^^

Oh and allergies…

]]> By: Azkyroth http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56104 Azkyroth Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:21:37 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56104 Apparently whether they do "DDD" or "E" next varies between countries. Apparently whether they do “DDD” or “E” next varies between countries.

]]> By: Tracey http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56096 Tracey Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:38:07 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56096 We can always tell. We can always tell.

]]> By: CAITLZ http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56092 CAITLZ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:10:12 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56092 DIRECTED AT TODD- YEAH...HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN? DIRECTED AT TODD-
YEAH…HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?

]]> By: Fritters http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56090 Fritters Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:48:59 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56090 They totally forgot the rockstar reason. So chicks can't see the crow's feet you're getting and maybe you can score with someone a little on the young side... They totally forgot the rockstar reason. So chicks can’t see the crow’s feet you’re getting and maybe you can score with someone a little on the young side…

]]> By: Teh Man (u kno teh one u stick it to) http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56078 Teh Man (u kno teh one u stick it to) Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:30:09 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56078 yup i did that today all three actually. but them looking good should b a little larger yup i did that today all three actually. but them looking good should b a little larger

]]> By: jimmy jones http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56076 jimmy jones Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:26:10 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56076 you mean yer you mean yer

]]> By: dijital101 http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56064 dijital101 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:27:21 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56064 I'm impressed Grog, you managed to make a graph by banging two rocks together. I’m impressed Grog, you managed to make a graph by banging two rocks together.

]]> By: TheCatman http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56063 TheCatman Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:17:38 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56063 Should have included "so people can't tell if they're stoned" but I don't think thats exclusive to guys. Should have included “so people can’t tell if they’re stoned”

but I don’t think thats exclusive to guys.

]]> By: Riddle http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56062 Riddle Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:02:39 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56062 Yeah, this is a complete rip off of a graph I made a few days ago. You couldn't even come up with your own reasons. http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4455253&vk=2yZ%2fQidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3%2fcPg2b6nsReX Yeah, this is a complete rip off of a graph I made a few days ago. You couldn’t even come up with your own reasons.
http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4455253&vk=2yZ%2fQidCJNqonYv4tFFx8PIR1wBhlZQF9EMMWQ0E8esxkC7LQ4Q3%2fcPg2b6nsReX

]]> By: irisheagle http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56060 irisheagle Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:55:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56060 we're on a mission from god we’re on a mission from god

]]> By: GandWuser http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56055 GandWuser Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:14:41 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56055 Hmm, if it'll help me look at tits, I'll get sunglasses! Hmm, if it’ll help me look at tits, I’ll get sunglasses!

]]> By: FMyVirgin http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56051 FMyVirgin Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:53:18 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56051 Ugh. There are other charts than pie charts! Using it for one purpose does not exclude its usefulness for another, which makes a pie chart horrible for this particular joke. But yeah... Bewbs. Can't argue with that logic. Ugh.

There are other charts than pie charts!

Using it for one purpose does not exclude its usefulness for another, which makes a pie chart horrible for this particular joke.
But yeah…
Bewbs.
Can’t argue with that logic.

]]> By: yosh http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56047 yosh Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:32:03 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56047 I believe you mean "your." I believe you mean “your.”

]]> By: Anthony http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56045 Anthony Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:25:32 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56045 They keep the sun out of you're eyes? They keep the sun out of you’re eyes?

]]> By: Sam Hill http://graphjam.com/2009/06/20/song-chart-memes-men-sunglasses/comment-page-1/#comment-56044 Sam Hill Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:03:55 +0000 http://graphjam.com/?p=19909#comment-56044 red = "because we're douchebags" red = “because we’re douchebags”

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