Comments on: An Episode of House

By: zemme

zemme — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:51:19 +0000

this graph is all sorts of win mr yubbles!

By: n00b pwner

n00b pwner — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:24:21 +0000

its human error!

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:44:58 +0000

There needs to be a step for “Pulling back the bedsheet to discover anal bleeding just as you thought you had a diagnosis.”

By: EddieK

EddieK — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 12:21:39 +0000

Could be vasculitis…

By: Meg

Meg — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:13:26 +0000

this is just about exaclty what an episode is.
Oh and it has been Lupus once.

By: [L]u

[L]u — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:07:50 +0000

the lung biopsy went negative for sarcoidosis, maybe is a tumor

By: gabi

gabi — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:29:36 +0000

climactic

By: sharpie

sharpie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:23:39 +0000

they forgot steroids, they always give them steroids and it makes them bleed from somewhere they arent supposed to bleed from

By: philip

philip — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:11:14 +0000

I agree if you’re talking about seasons 1 and 2, and perhaps 3. But 4 and 5 have a much larger portion of pointless drama of the doctors having problems of their own. That’s not what made the show great. The fact that House was indestructible, even though he’s an ass and everybody around him said he would end up alone or ill, but that that would never happen. But now it has, so now the impossible has happened: House has failed, and as such, the show has.

By: Toast

Toast — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:58:15 +0000

And if you put the patient in an MRI machine, something almost ALWAYS goes wrong.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:12:18 +0000

You forgot the part where fluids leak out of various orifices.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:00:59 +0000

Looking at Hugh Laurie’s pretty blue eyes. Ahh. I love House.

By: AngelMax

AngelMax — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:32:17 +0000

I do remember the span of time before House appeared… but I do not recall EVER actually having a life.

By: anaceofkidneys

anaceofkidneys — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:18:55 +0000

You forgot “pretending to be an American”.

By: Team GEN

Team GEN — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:35:37 +0000

What about “do something extremely unethical that ends up being a key factor in curing the patient” and “make inappropriate comment about Cuddy’s boobs/Chase’s hair” and “pimp cane”? =D

By: jbug

jbug — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:29:23 +0000

Or a prison tattoo with metal ink burns through the patient’s skin.

By: Agee

Agee — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:22:33 +0000

YES!
So true. So true.
But i still love House nonetheless

By: QuietLunatic

QuietLunatic — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:23:36 +0000

It caught my eye and then I started wondering how many times something climatic happened in the show. I’m not remembering any that stand out. Be cool though, to have a random thunderstorm in the MRI or some such.

By: yubbles09

yubbles09 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:47:41 +0000

For the missing “C” I will compensate you with several:
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By: yubbles09

yubbles09 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:47:23 +0000

Graph maker is me. I apologize (with one p and one l.) For the missing “C” I will compensate you with several:
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By: yubbles09

yubbles09 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:46:15 +0000

Oh my gonzo! Everyone give me a break! I made a mistake and now I am doing 1-5 in the clink after the spelling police arrested me. For the missing “C” I will compensate you with several:
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By: yubbles

yubbles — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:43:38 +0000

That would be me. Sorry about the error. But thanks to you I got a knock on my door and some large men in uniforms took me away and locked me up for one to five years. I hate the spelling police. I am pretty sure my sixth grade teacher is a captain or something.

By: Michael Politzer

Michael Politzer — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:25:48 +0000

1. Seizure
2. Lumbar puncture, Biopsy
3. Convince Cuddy to approve dangerous test
4. Sarcastic comment about Cuddy’s breasts (Anyone notice that the tops get lower and lower cut as it goes on?)
5. Misdiagnose, Wrong Treatment, Cough Blood, Near Death
6. Another Seizure
7. More tests
8. Correct Diagnosis

By: zombie

zombie — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:23:53 +0000

Idk its not that good and its obvious its rabies i mean i knew that one from the beginning same with the pregnant cheer leader /swimmer girl.

By: redrantsandraves

redrantsandraves — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 01:40:34 +0000

It’s never lupus

By: Blair

Blair — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:36:14 +0000

Wait….homeless lady with rabies?! What episode is that? I thought I’d seen them all.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:51:24 +0000

what about the vicedine(SP?)?

By: Sheck

Sheck — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:47:05 +0000

How hilarious and cutting edge. You know, since this joke has been being made for years now…except in much more funny ways.

By: Durgon

Durgon — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:58:43 +0000

Pffff, guys, its swine flu. You know it, I know it.

BTW, thisgraph=epic xD

By: Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:04:56 +0000

Lupus IS auto-immune. Pay more attention during the differentials.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:59:04 +0000

Redundant definition police take this bore away!

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:57:36 +0000

You’re defending against the troll and ignoring the logical arguments.

Gold star.

By: Dan

Dan — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:54:25 +0000

I was getting worried that people really didn’t notice that.

By: aaron

aaron — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:12:27 +0000

i hate this show so much it’s so god-awful. The main character is just a big passive aggresive asshole who thinks people will accept him if he acts like a douche.

By: bd

bd — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:16:34 +0000

Run a CT scan and a lung biopsy. No wait, it’s cancer!

By: TPof3

TPof3 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:03:08 +0000

Screw you guys, give me Mr. Blagoyevich! He owes me a Senate seat.

By: ladykitteh

ladykitteh — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:51:18 +0000

After all, everyone lies

By: Karl

Karl — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:34:25 +0000

It’s Cancer…

By: Prattle Assassin

Prattle Assassin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:48:35 +0000

It’s almost as though people think House is formulaic. hmm. . .

Uh, seriously? No one included “castigates his staff,” “pontificates on the silliness of evil human nature,” or the old reliable: “patient is lying -wait! patient is telling the truth -no, patient is covering up for someone”
Don’t forget the “lies to/from parents/spouse” either

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:12:10 +0000

In the first season, I would have agreed. Not anymore. They haven’t drilled into a skull in a while. The last time I can remember is during the frozen episode, and they weren’t the ones drilling. It was the dude at the place with her. It was a while before that when the team actually drilled into a skull.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:10:47 +0000

Or tries to take a gun into the MRI during a hostage situation.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:09:34 +0000

Chase is cute, but I was totally jealous at the beginning of the episode “Lucky Thirteen.” I wanted to be that girl. Right until she got sick.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:08:04 +0000

I think what was meant by that was running ten tests with one tiny piece of tissue. Or like 15 tests with 1 mL of blood.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:06:29 +0000

No, by my friend the paramedic is not one that I can watch House with. He points out all of the inaccuracies and gets angry that the crew doesn’t do more to rectify these horrible atrocities.

By: ashley

ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:03:41 +0000

And a comment on Cuddy’s boobs and/or butt. That’s important too.

By: ashley

ashley — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:02:13 +0000

Actually, it is on there. “Diagnosing the patient and realizing they are going to die soon” pretty much implies that it is incorrect. The patient only dies like once a season. There’s also the part where they’re missing, “It’s lupus.” “It’s never lupus.” “Except that one time when it was.”

By: Darkury

Darkury — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:32:16 +0000

It’s either sarcoidosis or something pretending to be sarcoidosis. Put him on steroids and do a lung biopsy.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:12:04 +0000

I have a friend who is quite ill. She was investigated by numerous doctors for months and months.

It was lupus.

I must admit we all giggled about that one (including her).

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:10:59 +0000

Doctor Who is unrealistic too …

And Star Trek.

If you want realism, go watch one of the ubiquitous fly-on-the-wall “documentaries” that are about nowadays.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:09:03 +0000

And a comment on Cuddy’s outfit. Very important, that.