What a man is doing while looking into the hood of a broken down car
What a man is doing while looking into the hood of a broken down car
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“Fixing” the problem. Hee hee.
that one on the graph definitely earned a ‘lol’ from me
You forgot ‘wishing he was in that scene in “Transformers” with Megan Fox fixing his car’.
but I’ll just go back to my cave now…
Blue slice for me lol.
yellow for me;c
Wondering why he never learned anything about cars when he had the chance.
Personally. I’m looking for the giant “on/off” switch, because if it isn’t that, I can’t fix it.
Ctrl+Alt+Delete…
men are suppose to know how to fix cars, get out of the computer room and do some real tinkering under hat hood!
Grammar FAIL!
But what if you know how to tinker with hat hoods in a computer room?
Oh god, yeah! Silly me, I should’ve read Kid’s answer more thoroughly.
Smart arse fail for me then. Lol.
You forgot “pointing a radar gun at you as you drive by”
turning the engine over?
you mean on???
turning an engine “over” is correct. It is completely separate from turning it on. The starter causes the crankshaft to turn which moves fuel into the engine where it can be burned, hence turning “over” An engine can turn over and still not start.
The graph should say “women” where it says “men” since it’s very wrong this way… me and most men I know usually do fix the stuff since we’ve had piece of shait cars since we were 18 and basicly had to fix stuff thus learned.
Actually, as long as we’re talking stereotypes, in my experience, women will either realize they don’t know where to start once they open the hood, or don’t open the hood at all. To take it upon yourself to “fix” a problem is a rather male trait.
“Most” huh? Meaning a majority? Sure, a majority of men know what they are doing under the hood. That’s why car repair shops do so well, eh? SURRRRE.
You’re a moron to make a silly statement like that. “Most men” don’t know the difference between a spark plug and an oil plug. Inb4 “I said “MEN” not sissy boys”. New, original, etc.
Forgot the “Wo” in front like Roscoe said.
sexism FAIL.
its sexist when it stereotypes woman but not men? another idiot brainwashed by feminazis.
Feminazis? Seriously?? You’re actually using the word “Feminazis”??? Come on. You can be a lot more original than that.
As a feminist and a Jew, I have to say that feminazi is one of the most atrocious slang words I have ever heard. The Nazis slaughtered six million of my people in the most unspeakable brutal and horrific ways. Living and loving in a celebration of women’s equality is not only NOT Nazi, it’s as far away as possible on the other end of the scale.
So is it true what they say about jewish foreplay?
Couldn’t tell you – wouldn’t want to know, but it certainly IS true what they say about trolls on the internet, as you demonstrate amply.
You know what, never mind. If I really want to know that bad I wont ask some stuck up bitch on the internet. I’ll go ask the 400 jews in my VW beetle’s ashtray.
A joke about men fixing (or not) cars gives some guys genital insecurity? And leads one moron to make vicious Nazi jokes? What’s wrong with this picture.
Guys – it’s a JOKE. We don’t all have to be auto-mechanics.
Wow – you have some serious problems, and anger, ignorance, and poor taste are the least of them. I suggest professional help.
If the shoe fits, why make a new one?
And when women look under the hood of the car? Where’s our graph? For me personally, I get to lose the macho garbage and look for what I’m going to do, do it, close the hood. No mystical mutterings or secret cell-phone calls.
They forgot “pretending to look at the engine while actually taking a leak on the tire.”
I… have never thought of this. Thank you.
That was my comment too – taking a leak whilst hiding behind the raised hood.
its not women or men, it’s some people or the other. i know planty of men and women who know alot more about cars than i do. there are just people who know how to fix stuff, and people who don’t.
What always makes me laugh about stuff like this is the fact that men never admit that they don’t know how to fix it. You see someone go into a garage and say something like ‘Oh I think the Transmission is shot and the piston crank is snapped’ or some utter random bullshit. They never just say ‘ITS BROKEN! I DON’T KNOW WHATS WRONG :’( JUST FIX IT!!