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Things to Do Without Access To The Internet

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  1. E says:

    Ew, this one is dumb.

    • Naru says:

      Nah, it’s totally true. I lived without internet for a week, and this was exactly what I did. Although I did more reading and less crying lol

      • E says:

        I lived in India for months without a phone or computer/internet and was fine. No crying, lots of reading, exploring and enjoying real life.

        • Chad says:

          It’s different when you’ve had the internet for a large portion of your life, if not your entire life. Without it, you’re really lost.

          It’s like that saying: “you never know what you got ’till it’s gone.”

          • E says:

            Let me correct that, I’m an American who lived in India for several months when I was 19. My father was one of the foremost computer programmers, and I’ve had at least one personal computer in my home since I was born. I’ve had the internet as long as I can remember (I at least remember having AOL when that became the cool thing to do circa the mid nineties. You’re also quite ignorant if you think that India isn’t teaming with cellphones and the internet, it was more or less that I chose to escape those ammenities while there.

            I’m not lost without it.

            • Darkailleam says:

              Wow!
              I guess you had a wonderful time!

              I was just thinking of how sadly true this graph is… I know lots of people who spend every minute on of their free time (is this correct? Free time I mean) browsing the internet or on Facebook…

              As far as I am concerned the only thing I am addicted to is the “random article” button on Wikipedia…

              :-D

              • Vistro.Net says:

                McDonalds never had Free Wi-Fi. It WAS only for Nintendo DS systems, and that was because of a partnership with Wayport, who has recently been bought out by AT&T.

                If you have AT&T internet, then yes, your Wi-Fi at the McDonalds is 100% free. You will just need to know your login and password. Otherwise, BDs, Starbucks, or Buffalo Wild Wings will work.

                I’m very lucky because my neighborhood… I don’t know what you call it, but we call it a clubhouse (thats what it says on the sign) and they just got free Wi-Fi, which is great because I have to take my sister there often.

                Just can’t go the day without FailBlog.

  2. Kinoko says:

    Yes, life without technology is empty. God forbid we might have to accomplish something, or even worse… LEARN SOMETHING!!!?!??!!?!

    *logs onto world of warcraft*

  3. Roadkill says:

    READ A FRIGGIN” BOOK!

    *logs onto free fiction website*

  4. Dai says:

    Nah, for once I think I fit rather well into the minority on that graph.

  5. Anon says:

    Bravo. Best graph ever, and that’s not an overstatement. I’m going to go read a book *googles it* and learn something *wikipedia* as well as get something productive done *e-mail’s professor*

  6. morgan freeman says:

    Goes to cry in corner….

  7. Jefoid says:

    This graph is stupid. Life without the internet is not possible.

  8. Marilyn says:

    This isn’t funny.

    Quit tormenting us.

    There MUST be internet.

  9. Nameless says:

    I thought it was common knowledge that life only exists for when the internet is down…

  10. moi says:

    i remember a time in my life where the internet was still relatively new and computers had dos and HUGE pixels….that’s when i had a bike and the only rule was be back before dark, and i would be outside from 9 am till 8pm just playing….sad that kids now can’t even function without the internets…

    • Pwnzorxxzorr says:

      But to go out nowadays would result in a pedophile attacking the kid, CPA arresting the parents, and pedophiles in the CPA abducting the child.

  11. Th-Rob says:

    I only cry in the corner because that’s where my computer is…

  12. Starlinguk says:

    I either read a book or crochet. I then panic when a) I run out of books to read and b) I’ve finished my crocheting project.

  13. Spider says:

    I’m in the minority of the cyan, purple, and yellow.

    • sparta says:

      how about watch a movie/tv show on dvd. seeing as that’s what i did all day yesterday when i had no internet

  14. HalloweenDog says:

    I’m in the minority too. I just read, play piano, do whatever. It’s very easy to get along without internet. Remember, civilizations existed for thousands of years without internet. :)

  15. Brinkley says:

    THIS GRAPH SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!
    Once, my internet went out for THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! I nearly died. *Cries just thinking about it*

    • Anon says:

      Oh my god! Were there net cafes around?

      • Brinkley says:

        Not a single one! My town is really small, so the only place with internet is the public library. It’s not even worth the try because everything aside from my town’s webpage is blocked. >_<

  16. brmbug says:

    Your McDonalds has free Wifi?!? You bastard!

  17. Elfking says:

    Meh, I think I could survive without Internet. I have another addiction.
    Reading. Because reading = epic pwnage, IMO.
    :)
    Though I rarely read more than fantasy-themed books. I want to start trying sci-fi, though. I’m thinking “Hitchiker’s Guide to The Galaxy.”
    (And I’m not sure exactly how to spell ‘hitchiker.’ If you must correct me, please correct me politely. Of course, that’s a lot to expect from the Internet.)

  18. Darth Yoda-Wan Windujinn says:

    There should be one more option on here: spend time with friends/family. Yeah, it sounds corny, but seriously.

    Everyone in my family except my younger sister has their own computer with access to the Internet. Usually my mom goes to work on grading papers, my dad browses the listings on eBay, and I do my high school classes/use Facebook. We hardly do anything around each other at all.

    THEN, one horrible day…..the Internet was down.

    My parents were literally throwing fits about it. No YouTube, no Google, no eBay! What are we going to do? If only the INTERNET was working, we could look up tofu recipes for dinner, let you hear what this one really awesome band sounds like, etc, etc.

    I was the only one who enjoyed my time without the Internet.

    I almost cried because my parents were so dependent on it.

  19. papajon says:

    Wow, this is completely depressing.

    Just for this I’m going to go jog on a treadmill at the gym and try to impress young ladies.

  20. Amber says:

    What’s that word, “productive” mean?

    Like. is it like a sex position???

  21. Ink Dragon says:

    MickyD’s WiFi costs money to use, try BK their WiFi is still free.

  22. Bee says:

    If there’s no internet, there’s still a tv… And a whole bunch of DVD’s I haven’t watched because of internet.

    • bionelly says:

      Same here! There are also quite a few books I’d like to read (well, I am reading them, but I’m sure I’d finish them faster if I wasn’t on the internet so much). On the other hand, I mostly get my books and DVDs online, so that may be a problem if the internet is gone for too long….

  23. Cip says:

    You could always use back-up wireless internet. I do.

  24. Bryonia says:

    *looks at graph*

    O.O

    Stop spying on me!

  25. LeAnna says:

    It’s like you read my mind! When I go home for breaks during school, my mom doesn’t have internet, so I use McDonald’s free Wifi. It’s awesome. And they don’t even bother me to buy anything.

  26. aaron says:

    omg! you’re a genius! i never thought of going to a fast food restaurant that offers free wi-fi! next time that occurs for me, i’m definitely doing that!

  27. musicalchef says:

    Orange part needs to be bigger!! :-D And maybe a bright, desperate red!

  28. Yolanda says:

    A while back my computer died a tragic death. I had not access to the internet for almost two months when I finally could afford a new computer. (The company I work for blocks everything on the internet except approved sites for your particular job.) I thought I would lose my mind for the first few days. But, I found out that just like when I was young, I can live without the internet. Though, as a last thought, I sure don’t want to!

  29. tori says:

    tru sow tru…

  30. Anon says:

    I love living in the city, you can pretty much switch around the sizes of the green and orange areas for me ^_^

  31. SKW says:

    A few days before April 1 this year there was a scare about this massive worm that may have implanted on your computer before and would activate on April Fool’s Day. I told my classmates in graphic design about it and to just be careful and someone suggested we just not turn on our computers that day. Then someone else said that we may as well unplug our hearts. Not having internet is a pain in the butt, but I’m not THAT attached to it. -_-; Of course it’s different if your work depends on the internet working. I just play Sims or read comic books.

  32. ylva says:

    when my internet was down I drew joker faces on every picture in a whole magazine…

  33. Joseph says:

    That’s right life without connection to the internet is hellish as if my day is not complete. :( (

  34. Dave says:

    You forgot ‘masturbate’.

  35. shelah says:

    Honestly, guys, get a life! Take a walk! Have a conversation with a real person! Make a sandwich with real food! What do you think people did before 1995? Many have lived to tell the tale!

  36. Bittorent jackson says:

    They forgot “kill yourself”!!

  37. WaffleMistriss says:

    Lol – So true. XD


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