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Rabbis CAN go into bars. It isn’t “sinning”.
Well, a Priest can walk into a bar without it being a sin too. Technically it’s the consumption of alcohol that would be the sin, but that doesn’t make a funny graph, now does it?
Priests drink too. Only the funda-gelical morons who’ve wrecked Christianity think drinking is a sin.
Yup, my uncle the Catholic Priest was dead of Cirrhosis of the Liver by the time he was 35 ( also a heavy smoker). He died in Vienna in the 1970’s in the rectory.
Oh BTW, I am one of your funda-gelicals and I enjoy a good glass of cabernet with my meal.
Why don’t you take that broad brush of yours and dip it into the crap fling at others and paint yourself with it.
Getting sick and tired of the people who stereotype Christians because of what they see on TV.
I didn’t say that all of the funda-gelical morons who’ve wrecked Christianity think drinking is a sin. Some of the funda-gelical morons who’ve wrecked Christianity, like yourself, drink.
Among Christians, though, the only ones who think that drinking is a sin are the funda-gelical morons who’ve wrecked Christianity.
You need your own Venn diagram it seems. By the way, please give an illustration from reality as to how I , being the moron that I am, ruined Christianity. Since you know all Christians so well, most especially me, the explanation should be amazing.
I bring as evidence the music of J. S. Bach, the music of the church prior to the rises of funda-gelicalism. Now I present the music of R. Founds, the music of the funda-gelical church today.
I bring as further evidence Aquinas’ Summa Theologica and Schleiermacher’s Der christliche Glaube, the most influential works of Catholic and Protestant theology, respectively, prior to the rise of funda-gelicalism. I now present R. Warren’s Purpose Driven Life and J. Osteen’s Become a Better You, the best-selling treatises of the funda-gelical movement today.
The funda-gelical movement has turned what was a great Faith with awe-inspiring music and intellectually rigorous theology into a cesspool of 1-4-5 chord progressions and trite platitudes spoken by imbeciles and charlatans into headset microphones and projected via Powerpoint display onto screens that occupy the space formerly reserved for organ pipes and a crucifix.
checkmate
aaah… the kiss of Judas!
here’s your 30 pieces of silver….
Hmm, perhaps I am mistaken in my understanding of the term fund-agelicalism, since in truth I agree with you in all the things you mentioned. And I complain to others about the same things you complain about. So what does that make me, other than confused? I love Jesus and I am a Christian; that will never change, not withstanding all the charlatans who go by the same name.
FMSism is the true way, so get over it =3
I love God. It’s his fan club that scares me.
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians – they are so unlike your Christ. (Mohandas K. Gandhi)
Favourite quote -EVER-. So true.
So your favorite quote ever comes from a child molester? Curious…
All christians generalize about other religions so suck it down with your cabernet.
All christians…LOL you said ‘all’. mmmm…cabernet. Jesus made wine. Yup. So did Dave Phinney. Good wine.
Except according to my Baptist grandmother, Jesus actually made grape juice. Apparently that was the *one* word in the Bible that was mistranslated…
I take it that you know a lot of Christians, if not all of them.
Since when is drinking (as long as it’s not to excess) a sin for Catholics? Some of them actually use wine in their communions!
Nothing in the Bible says not to drink (heck, Jesus turned water into wine for a wedding), just don’t overdo it.
ALL Catholics should be using wine for communion, unless they’re a different type of Christian. Communion isn’t really valid if you’re using grape juice.
valid? does god have a big “void” stamp he uses on the “communion forms” he receives daily that have the “grape juice” box checked?
lol, validity in a spiritually driven action is completely internal. if you believe it fulfills what you are trying to fulfill, then it does.
What if the priest is there for a tall order of Jesus Blood?
Quit ruining these jokes with your facts.
drunkenness is the sin, not the consumption…. and besides, the only funny part of this graph is the creators and yours lack of intelligence on such things.
Getting drunk is a sin? I think 80 generations of Irish priests would take issue with that.
Even during a fast, alcohol is not prohibited.
Yes, getting gutter-assed-stupid-drunk IS the problem. Though I don’t believe anywhere in the Bible it says you can’t toss back one or two. The Koran forbids it.
But this religious discussion is clearly digressing from the graph-builders intent of graphing the classic joke. It’s no necessarily hilarious, but the intent is evident.
I knew the Irish jokes were coming…
Lol, heres another, what do you do if an irishman throws a pin at you?
ANSWER: RUN! hes got a grenade in his mouth!
teehee
Bible doesn’t say “getting drunk is a sin” It says “don’t get drunk because that leads to sin.”
Where is that in the Bible?
Err, wrong.
it also says, “bunnies are people too, treat them with respect”, and “ya’ll want a single, say f*#$ that.”
oh, and “buy a wwjd bracelet or go to hell.” totally in the book of Sears, chapter 6, verse 6, word 6.
It’s not ruining the joke if the joke wasn’t funny to begin with.
But where’s the Minister?
I haven’t had enough coffee this morning, apparently. At first glance I thought this graph was talking about a priest and a *rabbit* going into a bar….XDDD
So glad I’m not the only one! In fact, I spent a while trying to work out what the joke was, and why it was sinful for a rabbit to go into a bar 0.0
Hah, me too! -thinking- “What do priests have to do with rabbits?”
Feck! Arse! Girls!
Drink!
I love my brick!
A priest has a large bump on his forehead. When he arrives at mass, his friends ask where the bump came from. the priest replies, “this is what happens when a priest walks into a bar.”
yay! finally a joke!
Video FAIL. So not funny. Enough with the stingy, greedy Jewish stereotypes already!
i dont get it. there is obviously an atm machine in the corner of the bar. why not just get money out of that?
drinking by itself is not a sin, drinking to the point of drunkeness is. Jesus himself made wine
Agreed with chad
uum … drinking isn’t a sin for Jews or Catholics … In fact most of Ireland is Catholic … a country ‘famed’ for its alcohol consumption.
I made this venn-diagram just to express the humor behind the “priest and rabbi” jokes. I needed something to put in those little spaces. I never mentioned anything about drinking. What is the connection between going into a bar and drinking? Some bars are known for their chicken wings.
thank you.
you did good. it was very funny! i came into this reply section to find moar jokes, but alas it was mostly sinning/drinking/priesty arguing… let funny be funny people!
AGREED! THANK YOU!
It says in Psalms: ‘Wine bringeth joy to the heart of a human.’ This is not a mistranslation (it’s my own, actually), I can read the original. It was yayin (wine) and not tirosh (some sort of grape juice). King David thanked God for making booze.
Booze is celebrated by Hassidic Jews, but condemned by the Litaim, except on Purim, when it’s a divine commandment to get ossified till you can barely think.
If it weren’t for the banning of homosexuality, circumcision, women oppressing, and basically everything, Judaism could’ve rocked.
Atheism rules.
Well, I never *actually* thought it was grape juice, despite my grandmother’s insistence. Even without the translation, given that they didn’t really have refrigeration back then, it just seems logical that they probably wouldn’t have been very big juice drinkers. I just thought it was funny that according to her, everything in the Bible was literally true, *except* that one word.
That reminds me of a joke! Jews don’t recognize Jesus, Protestants don’t recognize the Pope, and Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store.
whats wrong with circumcision?
without it, the little man looks just plain nasty.
So a priest walks into a rabbi…umm…
wait a minute…
…nemmind.
Ah everyone shut up and enjoy the stripper!
Rabbis can drink you retard
Priests drinking, a sin? You obviously haven’t met many Catholics.
wow, that was SOOOO late i almost cried…
My priest makes amazing margaritas…