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What the newspapers think is important about Barack Obama

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  1. fishpie says:

    Sweet graph! (second)

  2. Sarah says:

    Eh, I read stuff in the other 4 topics pretty often…

  3. RJ says:

    What is ‘newspaper’? This graph is so timely that I have seen it before.

  4. The Cat says:

    In Hawaii, what’s most important about the guy is what he ordered for lunch.

  5. penguin_man says:

    I didn’t know he got a new dog. In fact, I don’t know if he ever had one.

  6. Cowlifornia says:

    wasn’t the dog from months ago?

    hope they mention the VAT sometime :P

  7. CW says:

    This graph is hilarious and relevant, if you assume it is currently April and not June.

  8. Jefoid says:

    That’s because the press follows the old rule for Obama. If you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all. That pretty much leaves the new dog and, um, well, uhh…

  9. none says:

    Ehh, none of this matters. Obama is a socialist, and it will never make sense to me as to why anyone, with interest in protecting this country, would have ever voted for him. Then again those voting Democrat rarely ever actually pay attention to what’s going on… and no, I’m not talking about reading newspapers, watching the news, etc.

    • 142978 says:

      so true; when Jesus comes back, nobody’s going to care how much government provided healthcare we have… it’ll all be about how many terrorists we’ve killed and unborn babies we’ve saved and lies we’ve told to the American people.

      • awdwannabe says:

        it doesn’t surprise me that your response is filled with plenty of hate for something you probably know nothing about.

    • some says:

      An increase in taxes does not equal socialism, nor does government spending to IMPROVE the lives of Americans: Energy research, medical research, maintaining roads, bridges, levees and damns.

      • violet says:

        Saving GM. Then having it go bankrupt. We are no longer simply spending, we are printing our money at this point. Even the Chinese are getting nervous about their investments and the Russians are now printing warnings about our future in Pravda. Wake up.

        • Czernobog says:

          Er, I’m not fully abreast of the goings-on in your country, but wasn’t the GM bailout implemented by the Bush administration?

          Are you fundies actually blaming the economic collapse on Obama now?

          • Cowlifornia says:

            But now Bama is guaranteeing GM’s warranty… Government Motors! woohoo!

          • awdwannabe says:

            bush gave the first one, yes, and we didn’t agree with that either. but Obama pumped alot more money into them saying they were “too big to fail.” and look, they did.

            like you said, you’re not fully abreast. so, try becoming fully abreast, or shut the fuck up.

      • ohaidere says:

        Are you kidding? The government forced several companies to take bailout money, the companies in question did not want the money because it came on the condition of government control until repayment of debt. So……forcing companies under your control is not socialist?

        • Geez says:

          And which companies were “forced” to take bailout money, exactly? I’m assuming you have a source for that.

          • papajon says:

            Forced? Not the right word. Coerced, maybe… even likley. My beef is things like apparently they are not allowing some banks to pay the money back. Now we’re talking socialism!

            You’d have to be daft not to see that Obama’s entire agenda is driven towards nationalized industry (of all types). It couldn’t be more obvious.

            Funny, I kinda feel a lot of major news places are sticking ot the Obama fluff pieces on purpose and not really applauding his daily policy moves on the rocket sled towards socialism we’re on. Me thinks some folks are starting to wise up and remember that we fought wars against this kind of blatant attack on our freedoms.

            • Geez says:

              It’s good to know that financial leaders, people who run major corporations, can be so easily coerced. It gives me confidence in their leadership.

              (Personally, I think you’d have to be daft to think that any president’s entire agenda is driven towards a singular focus like nationalizing industry, but whatever.)

          • rawr says:

            Banks were actually forced to take bailout money….
            i.e- wells fargo who didn’t even need it, or want it, then the gov took the “liberty” of telling them what they can or cannot spend it on. so yeah….way to do research xD

            • Bon Jon Bovi says:

              Yeah, Wells Fargo totally didn’t need it. That’s why they’re looking to sell $6 billion in shares as we speak just to keep their heads above water.

              Dick Kovacevich is a douche, and he’s crapping his pin striped slacks now that he realizes his bank will inevitably be gobbled by one that is actually financially stable.

  10. Igloo McCoy says:

    You forgot “his wife’s shoes.”

  11. Starsky says:

    90% of what I’ve seen in the last week has been about Michelle.

  12. nekorobo1138 says:

    I would say that virtually all so-called “news” is more focused on reporting on pointless things like entertainment and celebrities than on actual news. The corporation-owned media wants the public to be more focused on extraneous garbage than on what our public servants are doing, not doing, or being lobbied and bought out by them to do. You have to wonder what they are trying to divert attention from when some little white girl goes missing and it’s all over the national news. Why would a war be reported on less than some actor or starlet ODing? Out of sight, out of mind.

    • ohaidere says:

      They do this because a good portion of news watchers are uneducated and would consider a report on Iraq to be boring, but…. HE GOT A DOG!!! WOW!, DOGS ARE CUTE!!!!! OBAMA GOT A DOG, COOL!!

    • Muerki says:

      If you’re talking about the same little white girl I think you are, she actually lives in my town, so it’s relevant to my interests how the search for her is going.

      • bionelly says:

        Which means it makes sense as a local story for your town, but not as a national story.

      • nekorobo1138 says:

        What I was referring to in that portion of my statement was that the news loves to report on attractive white girls that go missing: from Chandra Levy to Elizabeth Smart to Natalee Holloway. I was not implying that it is not important to report on or relevant to your interests, but surely it shouldn’t be made into weeks of broadcast material when there are more important things going on that affect the lives of more people. There is also the fact that the only “missing person” stories that are relentlessly broadcast are those about white, pretty females from middle to upper class families.

        • Youre a moron. says:

          Yeah mainly because people kidnap mostly white girls and small children as opposed to black people. Pedo’s just loooove white girls for whatever reason.

  13. Anne says:

    They don’t report on anything else because he’s quietly doing his job…

    • Frunobulax2099 says:

      “They don’t report on anything else because he’s quietly doing absolutely nothing.”

      Fixed that for you.

      • forge says:

        Either he’s turning the country to Socialism, spending all our money and ruining America forever or he’s doing nothing, but not both, make up your g*dd*mn minds.

        • jbug says:

          Kinda like how Bush was either an eeeeeeevil mastermind screwing up the entire planet with his endless diabolical scheming, or he was so stupid it was a wonder he could ever tie his shoes. Make up your g*dd*mn minds.

          Boy, that just sucks when the same logic is applied to your guy, huh?

          • Youre a moron. says:

            Diabolical scheming? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. What was the first thing bush did when he was in office/ Cut taxes. Obama? RAISE taxes. see the difference?

  14. Chynna says:

    Now everyone cares about his several thousand dollar date with his wife…

    • Frunobulax2099 says:

      Yup. Because he promised to help the poor. And the economy is so bad. Redistribute the wealth, remember? Why not give us poor schmucks some of all that money to take our black wives out with?

      Oh yeah. He doesn’t want to redistribute any of his money… just everyone else’s.

      • Youre a moron. says:

        He thinks hes robin hood. But we’ll just watch are money get taken away, the money we work hard for, and given to some guy who hasn’t worked a day in his life. Cash for Clunkers was a way for them to try and control what car you get, this is controlling how much money you get. And now, with the health care bill, if we’re over 60 we “Are ready to die” and won’t recieve healthcare, and suppoosively medicare. While if he gets so much as a splinter he has a whole medical team on standby.

  15. forge says:

    ?? I haven’t heard boo about the dog. I don’t even know its name. But then again, wtf is this “newspaper” thing of which you speak?

  16. AngryCat says:

    God forbid that dog get run over or die in some other way. Not because I care about the dog, but because we won’t stop hearing about it until Obama’s term as President is over.

    • awdwannabe says:

      God forbid that dog get run over or die in some other way. Not because I care about the dog, but because we won’t stop hearing about it until 40 years after Obama’s term as President is over.

      FIFY

  17. Ellie says:

    Come on now…They reported that the President took his wife out on a date to New York City. That’s important stuff right there!

  18. Wolvie says:

    Good one he he.

  19. An Cat Dubh says:

    Israelis think Obama hates them because he wants the settlements dissembled, and because he (OH NOEZ!!1!) talks to the Arabs too. That’s the only thing the media talks about.
    Be happy with your diversity >_>

  20. Nick says:

    Sad but true?

  21. Stephanie says:

    You left out the fact that he eats hamburgers!

    • Bon Jon Bovi says:

      Those are actually ground up baby fetuses aborted from welfare mothers. It’s how the NeoCons say Obama plans to solve the world’s food crisis.

      That is so Modest Proposal…

  22. Krafen says:

    Most “news” sources are primarily interested in entertaining their audience. Informing is, at best, secondary.

  23. cowgurl_chic says:

    heck yeah!! so true… the dog even has his own BOOK!! this just proves were gonna fall as a nation just like Rome…

  24. Amy says:

    You forgot “How stylish is wife is.”

  25. Lianaloo says:

    they forgot to say killing a fly on tv

  26. BlackWolf says:

    Exactly! Same as Dog Shows.


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