Chances my roommate will be in the room with 10 friends dressed like characters from Harry Potter while playing Dungeons and Dragons with the theme song from Final Fantasy playing in the background
Chances my roommate will be in the room with 10 friends dressed like characters from Harry Potter while playing Dungeons and Dragons with the theme song from Final Fantasy playing in the background
Graph by: ihategreenday75 via Graph Jam Builder
This graph is BS. No girl would ever go back to your room.
not conscious anyway.
Putting the ’sensual’ in nonconsensual.
If you’re going to steal punchlines from cyanide and happiness, at least do it right!
Sounds like you need a new roommate.
Dude if your girl doesn’t think that’s awesome, she’s not worth it. Find yourself a nice hot geeky girl.
I second that.
I haven’t laughed so hard at graphjam in a long time. This is a serious win.
Thirded.
I’m a girl, and I would find it cool, albeit in a funny way!
hehe, agreed. however, my bf would be correct in that he would not be getting any with 10+ guys in his bedroom O_o
Definite win on the D&D
Word.
lol so true. and D&D win.
I know a couple of hot girls that would join in and pitch the OP out! Avada Kedavra, Magic Missle, Firaga, bish! XD
I think the “first time in your life” part was a bit too telling. At least he didn’t put something about taking them to his parents’ house.
Ah, Friday night as it should be!
So True So True. Any other night is a waste of time!
While the graph is crap, I got a kick out of it.
shouldn’t the lowest frequency be “never”? since the highest indicated 100%? great chart
Man that’s long.
And sad.
That’s what she said?
hahaa… i lol’ed @ this one…. not the graph, just the situation. u got served =p
I think it’s impossible to make this up… Poor guy
That is what I am thinking… And this dude has my sympathy.
And my axe!
*awards a couple internets from Swiss Geek Bank*
Ha! Nice.
and my bow
And My friends!
Well, the really attractive ones who I’ve completely failed to get in with in any way, shape or form, at least…
And my liberal use of old book quotations!
This graph sucks!
Hits too close to home, eh?
Notice the fact her name is “Sarah”…
Well I don’t have a roommate, and I don’t even know anyone who plays D&D…
Good try, though.
Hi, my name is Laeli. I live in Texas, work for a gaming company, and I play D&D. Now you know me, thus invalidating your previous statement, until you revise it. (It was correct at the time you made it, however, for everyone who reads this after I post, it’s incorrect ^.^)
Also, the graph made me giggle, so I’m forced to reply with: “NO U” to this.
If you’re getting lucky for the first time in your life when you’re in college or older (given the whole having-a-roommate thing), I somehow think the D&Ders AREN’T the most embarrassing thing in the room.
Sadly, very true…
Yeah, don’t you know you’re supposed to lose your virginity to a classmate in kindergarten these days?
Dude, statistically only half of people half sex before they graduate highschool. It’s no big deal. And personally, it’s a big ole reg flag off to hear someone brag about all the girls they slept with back then (or anytime for that matter). Makes me wonder how picky they were and what kind of creeping crud they’ve developed on their nether regions.
Wow, gee, only half? That’s SUCH a small number. *eyeroll*
The “only” was used because the original statement implied that it’s embarrassing to be a virgin in college.
I agree with you. It kinda freaks me out that so many kids decide go for it so soon.
Or did you mean that it’s a high enough percentage that it is in fact embarrassing?
*so confused*
well actually in england you finish highschool at 16, so it’s only about 5% over here (Sadfaic =’[ )
Ok, I feel like I may be about to be flamed for these “conservative” views I have expressed. Right or wrong I would like to defend myself, and you will never hear from me again.
Here’s why I think sex in high school is premature.
SEX IS FREAKING COMPLICATED
1. For girls it is expensive: It requires birth control (preferably two forms), which mandates annual doctors visits unless you’re just depending on condoms. In which case, god help you.
2. If you’re in high school you will likely have to hide it from your parents (which can be very difficult if you live with them). I know some parents are ok with that, but i know when mine found out it led to years of bitter arguments and totally changed my relationship with them.
3. It changes the relationship you have with your partner. (yes it does) If you don’t really know how they feel about you ahead of time it’s easy to wonder why they are with you in the first place when things get rough.
4. Sleeping with someone who has had lots of partners before you gives you two options: hear about it (if they’re willing to tell you) or wonder about all those other people. Both can be hard on a relationship.
5. Whether or not you’re just in it for a real relationship or a one night stand you have got to worry about STD’s or inherent sexual disorders you may already have and not know about since you’ve been a virgin thus far. All are expensive to treat (see: doctors visits) not all are curable. (Not a scare tactic. True. Check out how common something like Chlamydia is. Or better yet, check out love line w/ Dr. Drew)
I guess my concern is that lots of HS students jump in without thinking. I jumped in without thinking.
Wow. You’re awesome. You have my respect for being so mature and honest.
well said, i thnk this was very mature and sensible
why do you need two forms of birth control? my girlfriend and i have been sleeping together for a year and a half and (knock on wood) no problems. we’re the only person either has been with. not that i wouldn’t have before her it just didn’t happen. whatever. (also- didn’t “lose it” til i was 20. on my bday none the less but that’s another story…)
You may remove your asbestos longjohns, they are not necessary here.
Just… put some other pants on afterwards plzkthx.
1. Two?
2. Only if your parents are some sort of prudes. In which case you should ignore their views.
3. That’s rather subjective.
4. If you don’t care, it’s not a problem. And why should you care?
5. Sure, but if you have a relationship you can both get tested. or like, use a condom.
Ok, small answer since people are asking.
What I meant by two forms of birth control was that it’s not a bad idea to go with one chemical and one physical
Chemical: Pills, rings,shots,implants etc.
Physical: Condoms, diaphragms, pull and pray
Maybe this is in fact aesbestos underwear but you don’t really know how effective a particular form of birth control is for YOU untill you use it for a while. Plenty of pregnancys out there from people who thought they were safe.
2 is a good idea for high schoolers, especially if they are on the pill.
they are young and have so much going on it’s easy to forget to take it at the same time every day. i personally know at least 3 women who got pregnant while on the pill.
“Only if your parents are some sort of prudes. In which case you should ignore their views.”
really? or maybe parents who let their children screw around with their blessing are irresponsible and immature themselves.
and children ignoring their parent’s rules (not views, rules) is a good way to start a serious family rift. sorry, but until you get a job and live in your own home, you should live by the rules of the people who pay the bills.
diabettus…
Dude, I completely agree with you.
Especially 4. Nothing harder than having a girl you love constantly talk about her last 3 sexual partners, especially when she’s 15…
Of course, doesn’t stop you loving them but just feels like a red-hot knife going into your heart, pushing through the arteries, disconnecting the lungs, and taking a shot at the Kidneys for good measure…
I suppose I could do a graph with somewhat reversed statistics indicating the likelihood that my roommate with be having sloppy, drunken sex on the communal futon on a night when I was supposed to have the D&D group over.
^ This.
You’re funnier than this graph. times a million. and a half
Win.
There could be much worse music to be playing in the background when you bring a girl home. Personally, I hope any girl I brought home would just find it seriously funny and want to do it with me even more.
So, if the girl that you brought home saw the D&D group, said “Sweet!”, whipped her dice bag out of her purse, and proceded to ignore you the rest of the night while arguing over who drank the last of the pumpkin juice would you be upset or amused? *giggle*
Ooooh, tough one. Though I hope I could get a go before she ditched. Luckily, when I was in college, when there was D&D going on, I was the guy running it so if I wasn’t running it, chances are it wasn’t happening. They would just go to some other room to play Palladium, White Wolf, or something else entirely.
My big issue was my fiancee’ being in my home state while I was in college. @_@ That sucked…
Heh. Heh, Heh, Palladium… Imagine if she came in and saw a guy wearing the SAMAS costume from Palladium’s Open House from a few years ago…
In all seriousness, it proves that the poster of the graph has never actually KNOWN any gamers – much like most morons in the mainstream media and TV producing.
Gamers DON’T dress up in costume to game; in fact, gamers & SF/Fantasy fans typically don’t dress up in costume AT ALL, and those that do, are people AT conventions (or in ST/SW fans case, at movie premieres) that are usually competing in a costume contest, or are just wanting to show off the costume they’ll be wearing (or have worn) at a Halloween party.
The only times you’ll see people in costume, gaming, are
1. People at a convention, and they’d be wearing the costume even if they weren’t at the gaming table.
2. They found out their roommate was bringing in a date, and decided to play a practical joke on him by putting on the costumes they were working on for a convention.
Some of the costumes can be nice, at conventions – especially when you see a physically fit girl in a Slave Barge Leia costume playing Dance Dance Revolution in the con’s video game room…. :p
I’ve gamed in costume before. Good times. Good no-boyfriend-havin’ times…. /sob
TMI time!
Some of the best head I get from Lynn is her going through and showing how each of her characters would do it differently… /TMI time
Cheer up, there is definitely a guy out there interested in a girl who loves to dress up for the part.
Especially at Furry conventions…. That is, when you can find straight Furries…
Ya, there is that. All the furries I know are either straight men or gay men. Wait, wait, I know a couple girls but they are already taken. Sorry, chief.
Well technically there are LARPs but I never got into it. Besides, Lynn is a gamer so if I was gaming, she would probably be gaming too.
Her scrotum collecting rogue still makes me cringe…
this is incredibly specific…
lol
hence the lulz
I think I’d jump your bones right then and there.
Then maybe play some dnd.
No kidding. I’d rather sleep with this guy’s roommate. Sounds totally rad.
And the reason that it would be for ‘the first time’ is because you’re normally right there with them, playing, right?
In other words you forgot it was game night, right?
Your roommate is awesome dude!
If I walked into an apartment with this I would probably want to do the guy MORE
Aww he’s upset because he didn’t earn any EXP
Anyone got a Phoenix Down for him?
ego heal plz
I’ve got a megalixer and some Ethers, will they help?
What the hell? That’s like three completely different things, you’re full of crap.
****blocking since 1974! Oh yeah! DnD rules!
Just admit it, your penis failed its constitution check.
That would just make me want to jump a guys bones even more than before…
Find yourself a decent geeky girl! She ain’t worth it if she didn’t find it amusing!
That is because this experiment is based on one single result.
The way I see it, the girl would either be freaked right out and leave, or enthusiastically request to join the D&D game.
Lose either way, but the second one is a keeper.
This is such a joke. Apparently they have no idea what the cloak of invisibility SHOULD be used for! I laugh them. Ha!
I LOLed.
HAHA I hope to god this actually happened. Hilarious.
maybe you get a saving roll? mebbeh?….
you want mercy?!
I’M CHAOTIC NEUTRAAAAALLL!!!
Suck it up, and next time talk to your roommate if you want to have sex in a shared living space! It would be weird to have sex with someone else just being in the room in general! Unless you’re into that thing.
What sucks much worse is having your roommate walk in on a game of D&D that you’re playing with some loser guy who just wants to use her for sex but she’s too close to being retarded to be able to notice.
4th Ed Sucks.
Haha, nice counter point. And I concur about 4th ed. I am a staunch 3.5er though I prefer gestalt classing to up the power level in my games.
No way the roommate in question has that many friends.
Helps when you marry your DM, then game night is just foreplay!
…as a girl i know this might sound bad
but i’d probly ask the m if htey have a remix version and if so pump it up cause if i’m going to a place like that then i REALLY need to get laid….
That’s more like FML
Some girls would roll up a character and join in.
1) not funny
2) title’s way too long
3) not funny
4) as far as I’m concerned, DnD geeks are uncommon.
5) not funny
6) there is no problem 6
7) not funny.
you arent funny either. dont try so hard.
Which Final Fantasy game?
FFVII or FFX is cool, and FFVII alone is enough coolness to overcome D&D and the costumes…
Who needs a relationship when you can kill a black dragon?
“I know a couple of hot girls that would join in and pitch the OP out! Avada Kedavra, Magic Missle, Firaga, bish! XD”
All rendered totally useless… with a “reflect” casting.
I’d play. >> I’m not “hot,” but damned if it wouldn’t be fun anyway.
which final fantasy song?! there are many songs and no theme songs. god dammit get your facts straight. i am upset.