Results of Misspelling or Grammatical Erriors on the Internet

Results of Misspelling or Grammatical Erriors on the Internet
Graph by Adfirmus, via our GraphJam builder.
According to @140pedia:
Grammar Nazi (Spelling Police):
Person who would rather be right than respected. Lurks in comment threads. Thought to be the Female of the Troll species.

They’re, their, thare. It’s ok. Know won meynds.
green set
Green — Excuse me sir, but it appears you forget to capitalise the first letter of the first word and failed to add a full stop. I hope this is useful information to you, regards, Rave.
Blue — Languish FLAIL
Red — How dair u missssgramaticate on the interweb? Doo u knot reel eyes the nets is serious bussiness!!!111oneelevenonehundredandone
I am not a man….
…and I’m not old.
i don’t think he was talking to you when he said green
Yes he was….
FLAIL xDDD
I can has Englush Lagauge?
blue set
Hahaha he spelled error as “errior”. Haha fail!!
EPIC. POINT. FAIL.
I would like to kindly point out that you used “though” instead of “through” for the red data set. Just thought you would like to know.
^_^ You are awesome for pointing that out! Or wait…! Did they include a spelling error for the irony of it?
I count two so far.
You know that if you make a graph on spelling and grammar, it’ll go under extra scrutiny.
And if you find any spelling mistakes, feel free to keep them.
Bet you didn’t even notice the “Errior” in the heading huh?
yellow set
I totally did not notice that!! Very funny, that is.
The question is, did he do that INTENTIONALLY or actually screw up this graph in the most ironic way possible?
u speled ERROR rong, u stoopid fathed
its were intensionle, moran.
eye new that’s. ur fayce r gai.
red set
Kindly pointing out the error of your “Errior”…
Kindly pointing out that the graph maker was obviously trolling…
…and quite successfully, too!
JOO SPELT “ERROR” RONG U STOOPID IDDIOT
IRONY.
[errior, though]
errrior may be intentional, but “though” instead of ‘through’ is just retarded.
RED SET
…and you spelled errior with 3 r’s
Isn’t that four Rs?
I say, if Mo says it’s mo’ than three, it’s Mo! ;o]
…yellow set
you spelt through wrong too haha
you spelled spelt wrong.
… unless you meant a hearty wheat.
which doesn’t make much sense at all.
That’s British English.
True, “spelt” is a British/Australian spelling (although they usually use “spelled”).
new coloUr: purple category – correct spelling mocked sanctimoniously?
Sounds like “who’s on first” to me………
No siht! That happens all teh tiem.
YEW AWLE FAIL!!!! =)
You’re graf is asum! I rilly wish peepl wuld lern ta spel curecktlee.
LOL OMGZ U R LIEK OMG! BEST GRAF EVAR! MOAR!!
You’re tempted spieling of threw disgusts me and shoes how awful our American education system rally is. My comments doesn’t shoe any errors in spiel chuck and must be correct.
Fat Americans are fat.
Wow, the people who are serious about, “HAHA YOU SPELLED IT RONG” need to realize that that is the point!!!
Nice graph, not enough credit given to you for pointing out the truth.
Oh, irony, lol
GRAPH WIN!
+1
First drafts are crap. If you still have spelling errors in something, it’s most likely not worth reading. Grammatical errors, on the other hand, are due to ignorance of the English language and occur when people try to use words they don’t understand. Do everyone a favor and only use words you know. Otherwise you deserve every bit of “flaming” you get.
No one likes you. I guarantee it.
I concur.
Gaga just proved you wrong.
My nickname used to be “BOPGAS”. “Bag of punctuation, grammar, and spelling”.
How does that prove him wrong?
(S)he lies! It’s a set up I tell you!
I love you. Marry me?
RED SET
TROLL! TR-O-O-O-L-L!!! quick, someone get Boggy from Failbog!
Overcompensating poster is overcompensating.
There not you’re average mispelers.
I think you meant, “knot”. Your welcome.
*eye
Not a troll- notice the comments above each “color set” comment
I’m not the troll.
I’m just the Central Scrutinizer.
The majority of the red happens here.
ummm no offence u kno but yu just speled “errer” wrong in teh titl noob u_u
as they say, to err is human.
And there is the study by cambria university
I write many erriors and make more mistypings myself but a lot of the atrocious things I see written on the internet come out of just plain ignorance. Text talk is ruining the ability of all too many to be able to write in an understandable manner. That said I got a snicker out of the graph.
… and the dislexics are still a little lost.
(that would be me)
Did you intentionally misspell ‘dyslexic’?
Lysdexic seems to be spelled right.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
dude you spelled error wrong
lol “errior”
is that part of the joke?
LOL erriors nub, u r teh lame f*ck haha L2grammer
grammar*
Grammar n. – A system of morphological and syntactical rules and principles for speaking and writing a given language.
Grammer v. – To use grammar properly.
Maybe you should learn how to spell instead of complaining about it.
Who’s complaining?
Other than you, of course.
Sum peoples takes themselves wai to seriously… lifes moar fun if you chill just a lil’
*nod nods*
you for got ignored by all except for the one grammer nazi who desicds to go all out on you the make a misspelled demotivator about it
I dislike people who spazz out when you point something out. This is a real conversation I had on Youtube, I swear.
ME: “Excuse me, but you misspelled “behave”.”
GUY: “well i r not stupid u r stupid n i not gonna be stupid lololmaorofl i gonna get rich and get gf, not u u ugly”
ME: “Excuse me? Im sorry, I don’t understand. Is that LOLspeak? Or Spanish? and how am I not going to get a ‘GF’, Im female.”
GUY: “lollmaorofl u stupid n ugly bitch”
ME: “Well, at least you can fix ugly. You can’t fix stupid. Sucks for you, doesn’t it?”
Yep. Most of those people are jerks. My brother, also on Youtube, had to ask me to intrepret what this bratty girl said on a comment, because it was so bad! No real words, just letters mostly. I swear, some of those people are retarded. I understand typing bad for humorous reasons (LOLspeak is the perfect example), but some people just go to far.
It appears to me that you’ve been trolled, madame.
it makes me angry, at this point.
errior… rofl.
For me, the urge to correct others’ mistakes comes from a disturbing feeling that they are making our country even dumber than it already seems. Kids observe the world around them. Every time they see a store with a “clever” misspelling of a word, they become a little more disadvantaged. Stupidity is contagious, it starts at a very young age, and it’s passed from generation to generation.
People who defend the butchering of the language are diminishing the readability of their message and their own credibility. If you don’t care how your image comes across, then I don’t take you seriously, much less what you have to say.
Are you really defending the right to be ignorant? Really?
That last line was a bit of a jump, now, wasn’t it?
Languages change. They always have been. They morph and become more efficient, and occasionally create strange idioms. There’s nothing wrong with that. There is a reason that “shop” is no longer spelled with an extra “pe” on the end: it’s not needed, and nobody cares (unless you’re a historical recreationist).
The only reason “LOLspeak” diminishes the user in the eyes of employers and people that care so much about it to post in the comments section of a lol-graph site is because they haven’t caught on yet. Generations die off, and once the older generations die off, so will their judgments of the younger generations for using silly acronyms.
Do I like the way language is changing at the moment? No, not really. I’m quite comfortable with my complete sentences and proper grammatical structuring. Does any of it really affect my life, in the end? No, it does not. My friends and family still communicate like me (aside from my sister), so there’s no need for me to change. I’m already used to it from years of interwebs exposure, so it’s not as if my eyes are burning. If I have to deal with it in the work place, well, I’ll deal.
P.S. It’s odd that you would fault someone so much for not caring about how others view them. In my book, that’s a strength. It’s unique to be content with one’s personality and not feel a need to give in to social pressures in the pharmaceutical age.
“they always have been changing”*
For me, the urge to correct others’ mistakes comes from a disturbing feeling that they are making our country even dumber than it already seems. Kids observe the world around them. Every time they see a store with a “clever” misspelling of a word, they become a little more disadvantaged. Stupidity is contagious, it starts at a very young age, and it’s passed from generation to generation.
People who defend the butchering of the language are diminishing the readability of their message and their own credibility. If you don’t care how your image comes across, then I don’t take you seriously, much less what you have to say.
Are you really defending the right to be ignorant? Really?
apuligeez for tha duble post. I reely iz smart.
The creator of this graph misspelled “Errors.”
that is so trooooooo!!
(that was an intential spelling error, just for the record ;])
At least make the title spelled right, you spelled error rong smart.
“Errior?” I believe it’s spelled, “Error.”
How do you spell “subsequent” correctly, but spell “error” incorrectly?
This should be on Failblog.
lol he spelt error rong
yes this should be on failblog hahaha 8D