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Green slice too small.
Yeah, green and red should be switched. At least according to my experience with kids…
Actually I’d say the red needs to be much bigger. My 5 year old is so bad for loudly asking about people that we try to constantly distract her from looking at people when we go to Wal-Mart.
Taking your kid to Wal-Mart is your first mistake. It’s the shallowest end of the cesspool of humanity.
I have often wondered why we don’t just integrate the welfare office, the family therapist and Wal-Mart. People seem to get all offended, but the truth hurts. And think of the ‘green’ effect! So many less buses running back and forth all day…
Uhm…. Isn’t that kinda douchey? Wal-Marts are everywhere. Can’t blame them for having good prices.
Wouldn’t the shallower end of the cesspool be cleaner than the deep end? (S*** flowing downhill?) Just saying…
moderated. weak. jef, i think he’s saying that they’re shallow AND made of doo-doo?
sorry for the 5-year-old-talk. i had to get it in w/o being moderated somehow.
The size of the green slice depends on the age and gender of your children. I have two boys, 8 and almost 11. The green slice would even be larger than the red is now. LOL… They’ve gotten old enough to know not to talk about people around them (for the most part), but those bodily functions, now THOSE are funny!
*sigh*
Sadly, this is true….
My parents love to tell a story about this. Supposedly when I was a kid I went up to a mentally disabled person and said “Hey Dad, look at this retard!” I would be mortified if my kid did that.
There should also be a slice for demanding to know what graffiti-words mean.
We spend the first several years telling our children that reading is great and educational, and can take you to magical places, etc. Then we tell them to never read anyhting on bathroom walls, even though most of them are about magical places….
LOL!
that is amazingly funny but the red is talking about other people not just the disabled so does that include gossiping because then the red part should be WAY bigger!
The one 5 year old rug-rat once when walking through Kohls kept pointing to the female mannequins going “boobies… boobies… boobies…. boobies…”. But then once came back with this comment about a kid in a wheel chair “Heeeey, Nice dragster!”
Video had very little to do with the graph, and the graph itself looks like it was made by someone who was and probably is socially awkward. Blah.
You sir, simply suck. I will not waste a witty comment on you, you do not deserve the consideration.
All kids will do this. HOWEVER, when my daughter started, I taught her discretion and tact quite quickly *something that I lack while posting on the internet, haha* She knows now to ask privately if there’s something that really concerns or confuses her, such as the nice guy in the wheelchair or that man who wears more makeup and higher heels than Tim Curry. You can always tell who has not taught thier children these things, and I’m thrilled that my 8 yr old doesn’t embarrass disabled people or us by doing that, it’s so shameful when people don’t teach thier kids manners.
Wow, I sound like a total prude. I mean, I sometimes get a good giggle out of the 300 lb chick in th miniskirt and tubetop, but you know what I mean.
Tact is overrated. I prefer when people speak their mind. But each to his own.
You can speak your own mind and still be tactful.
I’d disagree, but then I’m the one without social skills, so you may be right. To me at least it’s more of a choice of saying what I think or not saying anything. In that case I know what I prefer.
Haha, yeah. Good graph period.
The only thing that should be added to it is: “At the Top Of Their Lungs”
Because you know ‘kids say the darndest things’ where the ENTIRE STORE can hear them.
This chart suits my mother better than any of the children I know :\
I was the only 8 year old I knew embarassed by the things his mother said waaay too loud. Tactless conversation isn’t something just children do….
you guy are so rude i don’t like to talk a bout any thing gross i actually like to talk about actual educational stuff so back off
Educational stuff, like how sentences have punctuation.
But seriously, pay attention. Adults gossip about people directly infront of the victim far more than kids. Especially after yelling at their kids for the aformentioned personal flaw, therefore exposing a personal flaw in their own kids.
and valid spelling, for example.
As we left the laundromat, one of our children looked at the short, tubby, frilly-haired guy coming in and says, very loud, “That man looks like an Oompa-Loompa, and he scare me!”
This graph is awesome, and in my experience the red slice is perfectly proportioned! I shaved my head to raise money for childhood cancer research, and being bald+female does get a lot of stares… but the other day I was walking on campus and this man had a little girl grasping each hand, maybe 3 or 4 yrs old? As I passed by, one yells, “Daddy, is that a boy in a dress or a girl with no hair?” He looked at my DDs and said, “That’s a girl because she has breas.. a dress.” Lol.
Wow. Whoever made this must be pretty damn old.
Girth?