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Traffic Speeds in Lanes Relative to Mine



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Traffic Speeds in Lanes Relative to Mine

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  1. This is pathetic says:

    Lois…

  2. cj says:

    yah! Office space, what a great movie.

  3. Tommy says:

    Ah so true…I think it’s because everyone decides to go intot he empty lane at teh same time… instantly making it the most crowded lane, and leaving the lanes they left, now open….

    It’s annoying as hell too.

  4. Syllable Nazi says:

    Wow! Awesome graph. It’s funny and written by somebody with a grasp of the English language.

  5. nfitzgerald says:

    If everyone just stayed in the lane they are in the traffic would move alot faster…

  6. EgoWumpus says:

    @Syllable Nazi: English language perhaps, but not common sense. There is no ‘Relative to’ relationship in this graph.

    @nfitzgerald: If everyone maintained following distance, traffic would move a lot faster. This has actually been shown.

  7. RJ says:

    Traffic studies show that the far right lane will be the fastest, on average. Just not when YOU get into the lane. You just mess up the average.

  8. Kate says:

    yeah, definitely office space :D haha

  9. NoOneInteresting says:

    Wait, so the lane he’s in is traveling 30+ mile per hour faster than he is? Should this guy even be driving? That’s unsafe!

  10. V Gard says:

    This is an essential truth of Reality, therefore a graph about this concept is unnecesary.

  11. Duncan says:

    I appreciate what the OP is trying to say and am duly amused by it, but I really think (s)he ought to learn what the word ‘relative’ means, and shudder when I imagine what the education system though which he passed must have been like: did they not teach the general theory of relativity? If they did, how could one understand it and not understand what ‘relative’ means? All manner of questions are raised.

  12. jessemoya says:

    This isn’t relative to the OP’s speed, it’s total MPH. Anyone can make typos or simple mistakes, but really how little understanding must you need to make a mistake like this?

  13. SchizoDuckie says:

    According to the graph, you are the cause of your own problems…

  14. Robbenmel says:

    This also works for checkout lanes, generally in direct proportion to how much of a hurry I’m in.

  15. cj says:

    Not about relevency in life but:

    GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs.
    Pop Culture reference!

    This chart made me lol.

  16. vervain says:

    Why does the OP want to get into the second-slowest lane?

  17. cranktrain says:

    This ‘graph’ is why I drive on the sidewalk. That and the hopes that a few of you will be pedestrians.

  18. Zephr says:

    Duh. Next time you’re in a traffic jam for a while, pick a lane and stick to it. Watch the cars in the lanes on either side of you for a while. You will keep seeing the same cars over and over again. All the lanes average about the same speed. The fast lane is a little slower, and depending on the local traffic either the right lane or the one next to it will be a little faster, but mostly you’re going the same speed.
    There are three things you can do if you’re stuck in a traffic jam.
    1) Get off at the next exit and take back roads.
    2) Turn up the music, sit back and relax. Just follow the car in front of you.
    3) Stress and scream and swear and cut people off and end up going slower for all your effort.
    It always amazes me how often people choose option 3.

  19. AeC says:

    Tell the truth, submitter; this was just an excuse to put the Shocker on GraphJam, right?

  20. penguin_man says:

    If the lane was over 75mph why did you leave it?

    • sjerrie says:

      becuz it turned to over 75 mph just as he/she leaves it ;P

      thats the point, u always drive in the slowest lane no matter how often u change ;P

  21. penguin_man says:

    I once caught up to a cop car, that was weird.

  22. catgirl says:

    It seems like all lanes are going faster, because you notice cars that pass you since you are constantly looking at them, but you don’t notice the cars that you pass since they are out of sight. The key is to spend more time looking in your rear-view mirror. Just make sure you look forward often enough to avoid a crash.

  23. ichigo says:

    trufax

  24. FreeFall says:

    I’m pretty sure the term “relative” in the title is intended to qualify the relationship between the lanes, not the speeds. As such, it would be much closer to a proper usage, as the person is describing the lanes based on his position. However, closer to a proper usage and actually being a proper usage are two entirely separate things.


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