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Reasons to want a DeLorean



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Reasons to want a DeLorean

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  1. Noob says:

    I have no clue wtf this is.

  2. Beth says:

    Oh yea!

  3. irisheagle says:

    and where we’re going we wont need roads!

  4. Sarah says:

    YES. You read my mind, O pie graph.

  5. Naru says:

    Great Scott! A time travelling graph!

  6. Nick says:

    Watching this as I type.

  7. Chass says:

    My parents totally almost bought one in the early 80s. If only they had! =(

  8. HellHathNoFury says:

    My stinkin neighbor has one. I asked him how he keeps it so shiny even outside in Washington weather. Did you know there’s no paint, it’s just steel? He can spray-paint anyhting on it and then buff it off, so it has a new cheesy theme every holiday or some stupid graffiti on it. Some people just don’t appreciate a time-travel machine.

    • HellHathNoFury says:

      oh, and let me tell you, those jack-knife doors are really awesome until someone parks too close to the parking space lines. Try getting on your knees and crawling under the damn things in a precariously placed puddle, while holding groceries.

    • Obligated says:

      Actually, that’s stainless steel. That the reason I wanted one. Stainless Body, composite floor. It will never rust out. Just keep the rest properly maintained and it will last forever. Not like the car you buy today, disposable, gone as a pile of rust if you have winter where the city spread salt on the road to melt ice.

      • brmbug says:

        Yeah, but the underlying subframe for the body is Fiberglass, and I’ve found out that the torsion springs for the doors are attached to that subframe, and can break and damage the roof panel. Despite that, and the slightly failed underpowered engine, I still want one soooo hard. :D

        • parksj1 = Parks & Recreation says:

          And the fact that they didn’t mass produce replacement parts, so fixing the thing is a b***h. But I would just drop a Chevy engine in there.

          • jmettee says:

            Not true. See http://www.delorean.com. Most parts are still available to purchase & at decent prices. They’re reproducing parts also. Heck, you can even buy a newly build car from old stock components, reproduction components, & even includes the aftermarket stainless-steel frame.

  9. Leak says:

    What?

    If anything, my reason for wanting a DeLorean would be Dr. Emmet Brown. Just keep that McFly kid away from me! :P

    np: Modeselektor – (I Can’t Sleep) Without Music (ft. Maximo Park) (Happy Birthday!)

  10. Dave says:

    back to the future is timeless awesome!

  11. Mille says:

    It’s not McFly. It’s the doors. It was always those cool doors!

  12. slupine says:

    Not Marty McFly. The reason is to pretend you have a time machine. Jeez you don’t even know how to be a nerd right. :P

    (this comment is probably a wedgie waiting to happen…. do people even give wedgies to nerds anymore?)

    • Jimbo is bored says:

      Bit of a nerd version of stockholm syndrome. Afraid youre lacking validation if we dont abuse you….

  13. Yuval says:

    2015 is, like, 3 heartbeats away.
    Where’s my 5-second-microwave-from-frozen-to-steaming pizza? HUH?

  14. yasoup says:

    Those sweet, useless cars!! Made before my time, but a legend in my house because my dad’s side of the family is Irish-American and they (the cars and the ancestors, lol) were made in Ireland. xD Awesome doors, when I was a kid I though they could FLLYYY.

  15. madzero says:

    haha my good friend has a delorean

  16. Lol says:

    “One point twenty-one jigawatts!”

  17. Kablamm says:

    That’s heavy!

    • mad dog tannen says:

      there’s that word again! is there something wrong with the earth’s gravitational pull in the future?

  18. BloodyBlahBlah says:

    I thought it’s been long since anyone wanted a DeLorean

  19. Lone Wolf says:

    You forgot time travel. All you’d need to add is a nuclear reactor and a flux capacitor.

  20. Quill says:

    Anyone who has a DeLorean but doesn’t have the “OUTATIME” vanity plate obviously does not deserve such an epic car.

    I would so buy a replica flux capacitor and install it if I had a DeLorean.

  21. deora says:

    DELORIANS ROCK! im trying to buy one too XD

  22. No Scandy says:

    No one cares about John DeLorean’s entrapment case? That would be my reason to own one.

  23. McFlyLuuvverr!! says:

    omg (as my name says) I <3 marty mcfly!!!!

  24. Juicepants says:

    Do they even still make Deloreans?

  25. car guy says:

    DeLoreans ARE quite nice dependable (rather sporty) cars… and they will only go up in value

    • Waldo says:

      Yeah unless you put kerosene in street, matches at the start of the lines of kerosene, and go towards the kerosene at 86 mph!! Then, it will have little to no value… BOOM!!

  26. Alixandria says:

    DeLorean has been my dream car since before “Back to the Future” was even a movie… The idea that it could fly through time if I hit 88 miles an hour just made it that much better.

  27. Nerdandproud says:

    Should have said “flux capacitor!”


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